Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Crimewatcher 44]

Sorry for continued medical history sperging but these fakers just.. like how can you see kids like this whose parents were terrified that on any given day they could wake up unable to coordinate their movements because of a terrifying invisible predator and be like "you know, faking sick sounds like a great idea!"

It's the same idiots who see these pics and say, "Gosh, these kids look fine! They built their immunity naturally, which is best! I'd rather my kids get Polio than Autism!"

Because a dead child is sooooo much better than an Autistic child. /sarcasm

 

[Munchie_Minder]

It's the same idiots who see these pics and say, "Gosh, these kids look fine! They built their immunity naturally, which is best! I'd rather my kids get Polio than Autism!"

Because a dead child is sooooo much better than an Autistic child. /sarcasm

Ditto for women who say the same about natural/ homebirths. Yes, absent complications, walking during childbirth and avoiding drugs is best, but there’s a reason pregnant women used to make out a will as soon as they found they were pregnant.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

It's the same idiots who see these pics and say, "Gosh, these kids look fine! They built their immunity naturally, which is best! I'd rather my kids get Polio than Autism!"

Because a dead child is sooooo much better than an Autistic child. /sarcasm

People have no sense of danger anymore. They think that if their kid gets polio the doctors will patch them right up, but if they get autism they'll never be the perfect little angels they long to live vicariously through.

It's the same as all these girls with their tubes and ports. They see everyone else getting sepsis and getting a round of IV antibiotics and a lot of attention and figure it's not really a big deal anymore, so if they get it they'll be fine too.

 

[Bees]

Because a dead child is sooooo much better than an Autistic child. /sarcasm

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Oh you sweet Summer child.

Meet Sapphire Crimson Claw, a useless unemployed fake-disabled woman with a masters in social work who makes up hundreds of genders and sexualities for herself, fetishizes transgender people, thinks she fucks the ghosts of serial killers and can summon demons, and sings while she poops naked in public.

This reminds me of a girl I was friends with on Livejournal in the 2000s. She was married to the ghost of Kurt Cobain (and like 5 other ghosts) and would go from being female to male to genderless to male and back again; asexual, but would post about having tons of kinky sex with ghosts and her IRL girlfriend; said she was on methadone treatment for heroin addiction. I wish I could find whatever platform she's spinning her crazy yarns on, because she would make a fantastic cow.

 

[UT 514]

Two questions.

How old is Dani? She looks like 40 or so. Hard to tell.

Second, what ever happened to Alexis Jones?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Two questions.

How old is Dani? She looks like 40 or so. Hard to tell.

Second, what ever happened to Alexis Jones?

Dani is 33.

Jonzie! She aged out of her children's hospital, still tries to look like little skelly baby girl, no longer wears her tard helmet/went back to her cancer beanie, and cries about molestation. Here's her facebook but she's not public and doesn't seem to go on IG anymore.

Here she is from about a year ago on her mom's facebook.

EDIT: correction, she's got a private insta and won't accept randos.

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

haha if you're talking about Acute Flaccid Myelitis, we have no idea what causes it and it's not polio. But yeah the comments on the news articles whenever new cases turn up are always "THIS IS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS DIDN'T VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS"

Just in general. Anti-vaxxers are my least favorite kind of people.

 

[Berserker Armor]

he has all the hot dx, EDS, POTS, MCAS, and even "Hoshimotos" along with NG (although she drinks the fuck out of starbucks still) and port. also has CVID and a service dog. and gastroparesis, too.
Likes to post to her highlights about people who fake disability or have fake service dogs.

so let me tell you something about CVID in the most probably sarcastic sounding and serious way i can:
]you cant get vaccines they dont stick, measles would take you out in .5 second, fuck those crystals! your organs are failing cuz ur immune system is eating ur body!, you get sick it could get 100% times worse even a cold, throw any dreams of working with kids out the window btw and most cases they dont catch it until theres something really wrong with you. so a munchies dream. sickness all the time.
it is actually a very shitty battle to have let alone pay for. insurance companies CAN and WILL make you pay copays out the ASS if they want to for your treatments. it's cheaper to do it at home by yourself. first thing i can say, if this cow claims they are getting IGG and doesn't post a photo of the sweet cool pump you get that costs about as much as the cells you are pumping into you. I call BS. btw a bottle of someone else's cells can be about 2k-3k. you can have allergic reactions to the IGG treatments if the IGG is compromised in some way. so more drama to it.

i can't wait for more munchies to go down that road when they realize more and more that hypermobile EDS isnt that special as being sick all the time! they do consider themselves zebras like the EDS havers do so there you go.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

i can't wait for more munchies to go down that road when they realize more and more that hypermobile EDS isnt that special as being sick all the time! they do consider themselves zebras like the EDS havers do so there you go.

Jaquie claimed to have CVID and several of the menagerie have at least attempted it.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Jaquie claimed to have CVID and several of the menagerie have at least attempted it.

welp. look where that got our queen jaquie i guess.
i guess the bright side is its hard to fake a severe autoimmune disorder

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Jaquie claimed to have CVID and several of the menagerie have at least attempted it.

Don't the doctors test their T and B lymphocytes, IgG and IgA, or do the munchers somehow rig the lab tests too?

 

[Berserker Armor]

Don't the doctors test their T and B lymphocytes, IgG and IgA, or do the munchers somehow rig the lab tests too?

exactly what they test, cant really rig it obvi. i dont think you exactly rig it. never thought about how you could do such a thing honestly. how would you do that?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Don't the doctors test their T and B lymphocytes, IgG and IgA, or do the munchers somehow rig the lab tests too?

For Jaquie, geneticist found panhypogammaglobulinemia which another doctor told her was synonymous with CVID.

She makes it seem like the second doctor ran tests and reconfirmed the diagnosis but she just said "oh yeah that's called CVID" a year after the fact. I know little about this condition but at the time she initially received this diagnosis/finding, she was starving herself and dehydrating herself, taking anti-epileptics, and off and on prednisone, which seems to me like a really good way to suppress your immune system and get yourself a Rare n' Shiny.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

For Jaquie, geneticist found panhypogammaglobulinemia which another doctor told her was synonymous with CVID.

She makes it seem like the second doctor ran tests and reconfirmed the diagnosis but she just said "oh yeah that's called CVID" a year after the fact. I know little about this condition but at the time she initially received this diagnosis/finding, she was starving herself and dehydrating herself, taking anti-epileptics, and off and on prednisone, which seems to me like a really good way to suppress your immune system and get yourself a Rare n' Shiny.

Bingo. Steroids and anti-epileptics should’ve precluded that diagnosis, but whatever.

 

[large_farva]

so let me tell you something about CVID in the most probably sarcastic sounding and serious way i can:
]you cant get vaccines they dont stick, measles would take you out in .5 second, fuck those crystals! your organs are failing cuz ur immune system is eating ur body!, you get sick it could get 100% times worse even a cold, throw any dreams of working with kids out the window btw and most cases they dont catch it until theres something really wrong with you. so a munchies dream. sickness all the time.
it is actually a very shitty battle to have let alone pay for. insurance companies CAN and WILL make you pay copays out the ASS if they want to for your treatments. it's cheaper to do it at home by yourself. first thing i can say, if this cow claims they are getting IGG and doesn't post a photo of the sweet cool pump you get that costs about as much as the cells you are pumping into you. I call BS. btw a bottle of someone else's cells can be about 2k-3k. you can have allergic reactions to the IGG treatments if the IGG is compromised in some way. so more drama to it.

i can't wait for more munchies to go down that road when they realize more and more that hypermobile EDS isnt that special as being sick all the time! they do consider themselves zebras like the EDS havers do so there you go.

She does get home infusions for CVID, but it isn't tagged or mentioned nearly as much as the other condishuns. There is one photo of this happening and no other posts about it:

Spoiler: homeinfusion

[/SOILER]

Not sure now, but everything is OTT and focuses on EDS.

I am curious if it's safe to have a house full of dogs and cats (I think they have 4 pets?) if you have CVID?

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

Re: how do they get their diagnosis/treatments... a lot of the Florida based munchies (jaq, Jan, Amanda/skinwalker, julian, etc) all go/went to to the same doctor. He doesn't take insurance. He basically just gives them whatever diagnosis and treatment and unnecessary surgery they ask for.

Edit: I can't spell.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

Re: how do they get their diagnosis/treatments... a lot of the Florida based munchies (jaq, Jan, Amanda/skinwalker, julian, etc) all go/went to to the same doctor. He doesn't take insurance. He basically just gives them whatever diagnosis and treatment and unnecessary surgery they ask for.

Edit: I can't spell.

Is this the internist in Clearwater?

 

[Otterly]

panhypogammaglobulinemia

Which happens when you starve yourself ...

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

Is this the internist in Clearwater?

Maybe? I'm not sure where in FL he is, but I believe he is an internist.... an internist who writes for ports and smart drives and TPN and toobs galore.

My next guess for the FL crew is that Julian is going to ask for TPN. His J-tube "fell out" so he "decided to leave it out" even though he's totally starving.

Spoiler: From Julian's IG