God's Sped
kiwifarms.net
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- Feb 24, 2019
INTERNET ISN'T FREE! I need you guys to tip me to stream today so I can pay my internet bills, it's um.... 300 dollars, so I need atleast 500 to account for the taxes dood. *crunches water bottle*
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
- Thread starter A Witty Name
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- Joined
- Sep 3, 2014
His next trick? Well Pig's next trick is to get a massive lump of money out of the new Omegacuck leading the Pigcult (thus driving them away and a new tard can try to make Pig his new inattentive daddy) so he can sit miserably at home doing nothing because he hates that slightly less than playing children's games while exploiting the retarded for money.
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2015
Look who's still white-knighting for Philth, despite being kicked to the curb like a used up ho (is that actually NeggyDaddy's account?)
- Joined
- May 16, 2019
Oh wow at that pure narcissism. Phil does have a talent in that he can make any statement or event about him and how he's being unfairly screwed out of money.
JamFlowMan
kiwifarms.net
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- Apr 3, 2017
Now all Phil has to do is start crying while begging and my personal list of "shit I want to see Phil do" is complete. Not going to count that pitiful act he tried during the thanksgiving(?) video either.
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2017
"So many YouTubers I love have been dicked over."
And if you read any of saru's fanfiction, you know he is an expert on getting dicked over.
- Joined
- May 27, 2019
And yet he had Twitter beef with a few detractors trying to justify his work, gloating about how he had a spike in readers when Tevin checked out some of his stuff.
(apparently the concept of screenshots is unknown to Neggy's daddy).
You'd think he'll realize how weird all of this is, but he's so quick to jump the gun. He's getting no love from either side.
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2018
That's from June of 2018, so it's far prior. But yes, that is Saru's actual account. Click on it at your own risk.
Slander Man
kiwifarms.net
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- Sep 18, 2018
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2019
Nah, it's not amazing, It's a huge pity party. A washed up sperg who cries the sky is falling every day and the rats that type of song attracts.
We all know someone similar to Dave. A person that's so utterly pathetic that it makes them quaint again. And the minimum wage army that sends him a couple bucks and they feel like huge saviors.
Best synonym I can think of? It's like having an average cock, and then fucking a tiny shorty girl and she's screaming when you put it in. You know it's not a huge cock. But you'll suspend that belief and think maybe, just maybe, this chick has a tiny cunt and you really are a big man. Cmon, we've all had that moment. Remember how much of a fuck god you felt? That's how these fucking bag boys feel when they shove a $100 into his tiny pig hole and he squeals. It feels good. Yeah, the bitch is faking it and we all know it but man, right at that moment in time everything is awesome.
Don't worry. The results of his begging is cyclical. He's at the apex right now, and I bet for another 3 years. Something about saying 40, you're suddenly a real adult in other peoples eyes.
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2018
06/05/19 Mortal Kombat XI NEW FIGHTER Begging Stream: Even Very Mediocre Tips Are Appreciated
He is a deranged animal.
~ PRESTREAM ~
~ POSITIVE GAMEPLAY INTERACTIONS ~
~Whoreboard stats at the end of stream~
Current Subs: 519/560
Total Tips: $326
I decided that I would transcribe this stream after all the Mod Drama the evening before and the begging tweet that went out.
When I started typing this up, I wasn't expecting ALL THIS.
This prestream was especially punishing. All the pignosis, lying, deflections, gaslighting, strawmanning, and toxic word salads.
YEEESH!
Some thoughts:
There's no way that this doesn't end in a toxic cloud of drama and DSP trying to weasel out of playing the viewer suggested game. Again. Like he always does when the paypigs and tryhard trolls give him money to play a game he doesn't want to, for whatever autistic reason he comes up with.
This is just a lie. He's going to drag his foot on playing the game, like always.
I guess that $500 he hustled out of that fan a couple of months ago, for the Portal gun that DSP bought using Gamespot points, doesn't count.
Was that another lie?
Where was that money going before a month and a half ago??
I've forgotten to pay my internet bill before, and they don't immediately cut your service. All that happens, is that the negative balance and an added late fee is carried over to the next month billing cycle.
It's not like the cable company won't accept the money if it's ten days late, either.
This is just some manipulative bullshit that Darksydephil is trying to pull on his gullible viewers.
He should be ashamed of himself.
Does this lazy e-beggar really expect people to believe, that if he were able to pay his bills while STREAMING LESS, that he would go out and get a job?
He was in that position before, when he was in Connecticut, where he was only working for a couple of hours a day and was making enough to support himself comfortably. He didn't bother with getting a job back then. There's no reason to believe he would do it now.
Who thinks like this?!
Even as he's thanking them, he's shaming the paypigs and tryhard trolls for the low amount of their individual donations.
What a moneygrubbing scumbag.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a grifter. FULL STOP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell uses emotional manipulation, of both his supporters and his detractors, to shake money out of the pockets of children and naive adults.
He is a deranged animal.
~ PRESTREAM ~
*CLICK*
*STARTS YOUTUBE RECORDING*
All righty, everyone.
Hello and welcome, everybody.
What is going on?
Phil here, live on the stream.
This is my LAST streaming day, in my Marathon of Streaming Days this week.
Tomorrow, I get a day away from streaming to do a lot of errands. Quite frankly.
Uhm.
Won't be a Super Fun Day for me.
It'll be me running around, doing a bunch of busywork and shit that I need to do!
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
So!
Hoping to end this week with a bang!
Alright?
*STARTS YOUTUBE RECORDING*
All righty, everyone.
Hello and welcome, everybody.
What is going on?
Phil here, live on the stream.
This is my LAST streaming day, in my Marathon of Streaming Days this week.
Tomorrow, I get a day away from streaming to do a lot of errands. Quite frankly.
Uhm.
Won't be a Super Fun Day for me.
It'll be me running around, doing a bunch of busywork and shit that I need to do!
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
So!
Hoping to end this week with a bang!
Alright?
We had a shifting of the Mod Team yesterday.
I hate to say it, but we had a couple of mods who, basically, WERE NOT LISTENING TO DIRECTION.
Uhm.
For various reasons.
And.
You know?
For whatever reason-
You know?
You know?
Some people do whatever they want to do!
Even after they promise you they won't!
Uhm.
And.
I had to make a change, because of it!
There was no way that I could leave people IN POWER, who were regularly-
Uhhhh.
ABUSING, said power!
Okay?
So, we had two different mods on each end of the spectrum, who were removed from my Mod Team yesterday.
One, a lot of people were saying, was far too strict and was causing problems in the chat. With his behavior and overmodding.
And the other one, quite frankly, was causing problems with undermodding, being too soft and unbanning a bunch of people.
And, so, because we had people on both ends of the spectrum.
We had,
Uh.
A change yesterday.
Okay?
So, it's that simple!
*SNORT*
*LIP SMACK!*
We're not going to be,
Uhhh.
Addressing it, at any kind of length.
But, it needs to be, at least, VERY BRIEFLY addressed.
Because, OBVIOUSLY, some of it.
You know?
Happened very publicly in the chat yesterday.
And some people will notice that they're not here anymore!
Uh.
That's the deal!
Alright?
It's just that simple.
Uhm.
And there's no drama here!
It's all over with.
You're not going to hear me mentioning it anymore.
Uhm.
That's that.
I'll be working with my Mod Team, Behind The Scenes, to figure out how we want to proceed moving forward.
Whether that means,
You know?
THEM being more available to help mod.
Or, whether that means that we look for new mods, or whatever.
But!
That's all on US!
Not on YOU!
So don't worry about it!
Don't worry!
Everything's going to be fine on the streams, moving forward!
Sound good?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
That's that!
Put that behind us!
Okay?
Uhm.
I hate to say it, but we had a couple of mods who, basically, WERE NOT LISTENING TO DIRECTION.
Uhm.
For various reasons.
And.
You know?
For whatever reason-
You know?
You know?
Some people do whatever they want to do!
Even after they promise you they won't!
Uhm.
And.
I had to make a change, because of it!
There was no way that I could leave people IN POWER, who were regularly-
Uhhhh.
ABUSING, said power!
Okay?
So, we had two different mods on each end of the spectrum, who were removed from my Mod Team yesterday.
One, a lot of people were saying, was far too strict and was causing problems in the chat. With his behavior and overmodding.
And the other one, quite frankly, was causing problems with undermodding, being too soft and unbanning a bunch of people.
And, so, because we had people on both ends of the spectrum.
We had,
Uh.
A change yesterday.
Okay?
So, it's that simple!
*SNORT*
*LIP SMACK!*
We're not going to be,
Uhhh.
Addressing it, at any kind of length.
But, it needs to be, at least, VERY BRIEFLY addressed.
Because, OBVIOUSLY, some of it.
You know?
Happened very publicly in the chat yesterday.
And some people will notice that they're not here anymore!
Uh.
That's the deal!
Alright?
It's just that simple.
Uhm.
And there's no drama here!
It's all over with.
You're not going to hear me mentioning it anymore.
Uhm.
That's that.
I'll be working with my Mod Team, Behind The Scenes, to figure out how we want to proceed moving forward.
Whether that means,
You know?
THEM being more available to help mod.
Or, whether that means that we look for new mods, or whatever.
But!
That's all on US!
Not on YOU!
So don't worry about it!
Don't worry!
Everything's going to be fine on the streams, moving forward!
Sound good?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
That's that!
Put that behind us!
Okay?
Uhm.
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
What I would like to do, before we get to A Very Serious Segment.
Where I'm going to tell you about, where, basically, I'm going to need your help more than ever today.
Starting today!
Uhm.
Because, I'm in a really bad position, PERSONALLY.
Uh.
What I would like to do, is do some POSITIVE stuff.
Alright?
I would, actually, like to do some very POSITIVE updates!
*LEG SLAP*
Uhm.
Because I did, FINALLY last night, sit down and had a chance to do some work Behind The Scenes, and figure out how E3 is going to go down, this coming week!
I also, allowed me, to figure out my schedule, kind of, what games I want to be playing in the next week!
Alright?
Uhm.
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
*LIP SMACK!*
What I would like to do, before we get to A Very Serious Segment.
Where I'm going to tell you about, where, basically, I'm going to need your help more than ever today.
Starting today!
Uhm.
Because, I'm in a really bad position, PERSONALLY.
Uh.
What I would like to do, is do some POSITIVE stuff.
Alright?
I would, actually, like to do some very POSITIVE updates!
*LEG SLAP*
Uhm.
Because I did, FINALLY last night, sit down and had a chance to do some work Behind The Scenes, and figure out how E3 is going to go down, this coming week!
I also, allowed me, to figure out my schedule, kind of, what games I want to be playing in the next week!
Alright?
Uhm.
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Like I said, guys: tomorrow is my day off from streaming!
I'll be running around, doing a lot of busywork and errands, and stuff Behind The Scenes.
Uhm.
And during that day, I would appreciate it, if you would check out DSPGaming on YOUTUBE!
I'll be running around, doing a lot of busywork and errands, and stuff Behind The Scenes.
Uhm.
And during that day, I would appreciate it, if you would check out DSPGaming on YOUTUBE!
The other major update!
As you guys can see on the top of your screen. If you're looking at the stream stats leaderboard on stream.
I have set up the subscriber goal for this month!
It is 560 subscriptions!
There is many reasons that I set it up as that!
Alright?
We're currently at 519 subs.
And we're trying to hit 560 for a few reasons.
The first is: if I did 550, I've already been there. And I think that might be a little bit too easy.
Whenever you do a subscriber goal, you want to make it a little bit of a stretch goal.
I kind of feel, that naturally we're going to get some more subscribers over the course of my E3 coverage anyway!
And!
With Final Fantasy IX, some people may be resubbing for the first time in a while.
Because they love my JRPG content, and I haven't done one in several months.
Alright?
And, quite frankly, I need the help!
So.
You know?
*FAKE LAUGH*
I didn't want to go crazy! I didn't want to do, like, 575! Or higher!
I think that's way too much of a stretch!
But, I certainly can see.
You know?
Roughly, thirty, forty people subbing in the next week. Or two.
Or, actually, three weeks!
Because.
Where are we?
Today's only June-?
Oh my God!
Today's only June 5th!
I thought we were way further into the month!
So, we got a LONG TIME to hit this goal!
Alright?
*GROSS WET SNIFF*
So!
Let's see how it goes!
Alright?
I think we can do it!
I'm pretty sure we can hit it!
What is the sub goal?!
Well, it's, as we've discussed, it's going to be: VIEWERS CHOICE EVENT!
For the first time EVER!
YOU, The Common Viewer, will be able to nominate and vote on a game YOU want to see a FULL playthrough of!
*HAND CLAP*
I will commit to a full playthrough of said game! If it wins the polling!
Alright?
I previously did this with Patron's Choice. Where it was just the patrons who were able to nominate and vote.
And we had so many different games over the years that I've done this way!
Including: Persona 3 & 4, The Yakuza series, uh, Simpsons Hit and Run, Sonic 2006, SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE, and now, Phoenix Wright.
So, that's just a FEW of the MANY games that I played over the years, as a result of the patron's input.
By the way, if you are a patron of mine, you will get PRIORITY INPUT here!
Because, you will still be able to nominate and vote on a game you want to see.
And the patrons- whatever game becomes the patron's priority, is going to automatically make it to the final poll here! Of games that are going to be voted on, for this upcoming Viewer's Choice Event.
Alright?
But, in order for all this to happen.
Alright?
In order for all this to happen, you gotta sub!
We gotta hit 560 subs this month!
Alright, guys?
So.
Please consider it.
Please consider subbing!
Obviously, it helps me out!
You get access to over 30 emotes here on the channel!
And!
You'll make this special Viewer's Choice Event happen!
I can't wait to see what THE COMMON VIEWER-
You know?
Who, previously to this event, has NEVER been able to nominate and vote on stuff for an event like this, will actually want to see me play!
And it will be perfect timing, too!
Because, if I finish Phoenix Wright up this month.
PERFECT!
We can start a Viewer's Choice.
You know?
Right away in the summer!
That would be a great game to balance it out, with everything else that I'm doing.
Right?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Fair enough?
As you guys can see on the top of your screen. If you're looking at the stream stats leaderboard on stream.
I have set up the subscriber goal for this month!
It is 560 subscriptions!
There is many reasons that I set it up as that!
Alright?
We're currently at 519 subs.
And we're trying to hit 560 for a few reasons.
The first is: if I did 550, I've already been there. And I think that might be a little bit too easy.
Whenever you do a subscriber goal, you want to make it a little bit of a stretch goal.
I kind of feel, that naturally we're going to get some more subscribers over the course of my E3 coverage anyway!
And!
With Final Fantasy IX, some people may be resubbing for the first time in a while.
Because they love my JRPG content, and I haven't done one in several months.
Alright?
And, quite frankly, I need the help!
So.
You know?
*FAKE LAUGH*
I didn't want to go crazy! I didn't want to do, like, 575! Or higher!
I think that's way too much of a stretch!
But, I certainly can see.
You know?
Roughly, thirty, forty people subbing in the next week. Or two.
Or, actually, three weeks!
Because.
Where are we?
Today's only June-?
Oh my God!
Today's only June 5th!
I thought we were way further into the month!
So, we got a LONG TIME to hit this goal!
Alright?
*GROSS WET SNIFF*
So!
Let's see how it goes!
Alright?
I think we can do it!
I'm pretty sure we can hit it!
What is the sub goal?!
Well, it's, as we've discussed, it's going to be: VIEWERS CHOICE EVENT!
For the first time EVER!
YOU, The Common Viewer, will be able to nominate and vote on a game YOU want to see a FULL playthrough of!
*HAND CLAP*
I will commit to a full playthrough of said game! If it wins the polling!
Alright?
I previously did this with Patron's Choice. Where it was just the patrons who were able to nominate and vote.
And we had so many different games over the years that I've done this way!
Including: Persona 3 & 4, The Yakuza series, uh, Simpsons Hit and Run, Sonic 2006, SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE, and now, Phoenix Wright.
So, that's just a FEW of the MANY games that I played over the years, as a result of the patron's input.
By the way, if you are a patron of mine, you will get PRIORITY INPUT here!
Because, you will still be able to nominate and vote on a game you want to see.
And the patrons- whatever game becomes the patron's priority, is going to automatically make it to the final poll here! Of games that are going to be voted on, for this upcoming Viewer's Choice Event.
Alright?
But, in order for all this to happen.
Alright?
In order for all this to happen, you gotta sub!
We gotta hit 560 subs this month!
Alright, guys?
So.
Please consider it.
Please consider subbing!
Obviously, it helps me out!
You get access to over 30 emotes here on the channel!
And!
You'll make this special Viewer's Choice Event happen!
I can't wait to see what THE COMMON VIEWER-
You know?
Who, previously to this event, has NEVER been able to nominate and vote on stuff for an event like this, will actually want to see me play!
And it will be perfect timing, too!
Because, if I finish Phoenix Wright up this month.
PERFECT!
We can start a Viewer's Choice.
You know?
Right away in the summer!
That would be a great game to balance it out, with everything else that I'm doing.
Right?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Fair enough?
Alright, guys.
Now I gotta get to a portion of the prestream that is pretty serious.
Uhm.
Normally, here I would do a plug segment.
Normally, I would tell you about all the ways you can CONTRIBUTE.
Right?
I would!
I would say, 'Oh! You could- you could go to Patreon, or you could buy something from Teespring! You could cheer, sub, or TIP.'
Bottom line, guys, right now, I'm in the worst financial position I've ever been in!
Uhm.
Because of stuff going on Behind The Scenes.
And.
I am faced with a dilemma.
Alright?
Said dilemma.
SAID DILEMMA!
Is.
That.
I am not getting paid for ten days!
Alright?
TEN DAYS!
Until I get my payment from Twitch for this month.
I have no other sources of income right now!
I tried my best to do things, to make extra income!
I tried to sell my statues! No one was serious about buying them!
Talked to a ton of people! And everyone kind of wasted my time and no one bought anything.
Uhm.
I basically.
You know?
Tried as much as I could- I STRETCHED myself thin, as much as I possibly FREAKIN' could here!
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
And I'm done!
I'm shot!
I have no other.
Uh.
Options, here at this point.
So, I have ten days, where I have ZERO DOLLARS in my bank account!
And I can't pay bills!
And this really fucking sucks!
Because I have bills coming up!
I have.
Uh.
Condo dues that are going to be due.
I have a loan payment that's due.
Uhm.
And I know for a fact, that I probably have one or two credit card payments.
Uhm.
All coming up!
And I have no money to pay them!
Now, you may say, 'Well. You know? What happens then?'
Well, my bank account may or may not clear them.
Like, my bank may say, 'We'll pay you. But then we'll charge you this big overdraft fee!'
I have never been in a situation where there's ten days till I get paid, and I know things- I have no money.
Like, this is the worst I've ever had in my entire life!
Uhm.
So.
I'm pretty screwed!
Alright?
And, what I'm doing now is, I'm appealing to you guys, the viewers.
For anyone who is listening out there and-
You know?
Who cares, and who likes my content, and all that.
This is the worst situation I've ever been in!
It has nothing to do with you guys.
You guys have been incredibly supportive!
I seriously cannot say anything negative about the streams, or about anything.
Everything has been great!
The problem is, Behind The Scenes, there is shitty stuff going on in my life that, that, pretty much killed me this month!
Uhm.
And if I can't make ends meet and pay these bills, in the next two weeks, I don't even know what I'm going to do.
Like.
We're talking, potentially, The Internet could get cut off!
'Cuz that actually- I believe, at the end of- at the very tail end there, of when I get paid from Twitch, is supposed to be paid!
And I don't have money for it!
Alright?
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
So, here's the deal!
If you guys want to help me out, PLEASE TIP ME.
Alright?
TIPPING ME.
I swear to you! A Hundred Percent of all TIP Funds are going to pay bills!
They have been for the past month and a half!
THAT!
Or buying a new game!
But, now, I mean, at this point?
Like, like, I can't even afford to buy a game at this point!
And I know there's a ton of new games coming out.
Uhm.
In about a week and a half, two weeks.
And, I don't even know if I'm even going to be able to afford them!
Being very REAL with all of you!
Uhm.
That's how bad of a situation I'm in right now.
So.
I need to get through this.
And, really, the only way- thing that I can ask is for your support, via TIPS.
That's it!
I don't even know what else to do!
I have no clue, what else I can possibly do to make any money right now, to make ends meet.
And, it sucks!
It's a horrible feeling!
And, it's hopefully a feeling I get out of, in the next couple of months.
The thing is, now we've got E3!
New games coming out!
We're going to have some consistency in the streams, where it's going to be better content!
And I think you guys, are going to be.
You know?
Normally- regularly viewership around this time of the year gets better.
And.
You know?
Some people are getting out of school and stuff! So, they start tuning into the streams more, and everything!
So.
*SNIFF*
*LIP SMACK!*
That being said.
Uhm.
Anything you can do to help, is appreciated!
Even if you can't TIP, word of mouth- 'Hey! Go check out Phil's streams!'
Stuff like that helps!
Uhm.
Just being here, hanging out with me and BEING POSITIVE.
Right?
Instead of being.
Uh.
One of these negative jerks, who comes in here to insult me.
Just hanging out with me, makes me feel better. Gives me some motivation to keep coming back.
Right?
Uhm.
But in particular, right now, I'm in such a bad situation.
You know?
I really need your help.
With TIPS.
Okay?
I'm just being very honest with everyone.
Open.
I didn't want it to come to this!
I've been struggling and really busting my butt, in the past two months, to try to make this not happen.
But, it's happened finally.
There's nothing I can do about it.
mithrandir475 donated $5!
For help w/ the emergency situation. keep strong brother.
*LEG SLAP*
I just kind of shrug and be like,
*LEG SLAP*
Hopefully things turn around. Hopefully I can raise enough TIPS in the next couple of weeks, pay some of these bills?
So I'm not that much MASSIVELY overdrawn!
And then when the Twitch payment comes through, hopefully it's enough to make up for the negative balance in my account.
And then, hopefully, at the end of this month, things go very well on streams to make up for all this stuff!
You know what I mean?
Like.
There's a lot of 'What ifs?'
But, it's really all I can rely on anymore!
Uhm.
*SNORT*
Certainly, I've shown my dedication, with the amount that I've streamed and the amount of stuff that I do with you guys!
Uhm.
And I can't really do much else!
You know?
It's not like, 'Oh! Phil can do a special thing here!'
NOT MUCH ELSE I CAN DO.
You know what I mean?!
Uhm.
So.
The bottom line is this: I apologize, guys.
Uhm.
That I even have to bring this up.
I don't want to.
And, basically, for the next two weeks, I'm not even going to be doing full Plug Segments.
I'm just going to be saying, 'Please TIP ME, if you can.'
And the thing is: if you cheer or sub, that's great!
You know?
We have a sub goal for the month!
Cheering helps.
You know?
In the long term.
But!
TIPPING ME right now, is the only thing that's going to get me through the next.
You know?
TEN DAYS! Until I get PAID! And after that, making up for the fact that I didn't have the money!
You know what I mean?
So.
Please, guys!
Consider.
Uh.
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
TIPPING, if you can.
Explains how to send his lying, manipulative, low-down, grifting ass a tip.
So.
Just being honest!
Thank you, guys!
Anyone who contributes anything, I appreciate it!
Really!
I really, sincerely, am appealing to you!
Because this is the worst time I've ever had, financially.
It sucks!
Because, I really feel, my personal life is at an all time high!
My life with Kat!
We love each other! We're having a great, a great life Behind The Scenes!
Uhm.
You know?
Tomorrow, I'm going to have-
Even though, tomorrow is going to be a day where I'm just running errands
*LEG SLAP*
that I have to do!
Behind The Scenes.
And, really, we don't get to do too much fun stuff!
We're gonna have a day, a fun day together!
Regardless, we love spending time together!
My wife is amazing!
And, it's like, my personal life is at an all-time high! And my profess- my financial life is the worst it's ever been!
And there's nothing I can do about it.
You know what I mean?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright.
Enough is enough.
About beating the dead horse.
I'm just gonna- just so you guys know, I am going to bring it up during the streams.
PLEASE TIP ME.
It's just, I NEED PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
I'm not going to tell a full sob story or anything.
I'm just going to be like, 'Listen. I really need support. Please TIP ME if you can.'
Okay?
And I'm going to be bringing this up.
Uh.
A few times.
So.
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright?
*GROSS WET SNIFFING*
*LIP SMACK!*
Okay.
Now I gotta get to a portion of the prestream that is pretty serious.
Uhm.
Normally, here I would do a plug segment.
Normally, I would tell you about all the ways you can CONTRIBUTE.
Right?
I would!
I would say, 'Oh! You could- you could go to Patreon, or you could buy something from Teespring! You could cheer, sub, or TIP.'
Bottom line, guys, right now, I'm in the worst financial position I've ever been in!
Uhm.
Because of stuff going on Behind The Scenes.
And.
I am faced with a dilemma.
Alright?
Said dilemma.
SAID DILEMMA!
Is.
That.
I am not getting paid for ten days!
Alright?
TEN DAYS!
Until I get my payment from Twitch for this month.
I have no other sources of income right now!
I tried my best to do things, to make extra income!
I tried to sell my statues! No one was serious about buying them!
Talked to a ton of people! And everyone kind of wasted my time and no one bought anything.
Uhm.
I basically.
You know?
Tried as much as I could- I STRETCHED myself thin, as much as I possibly FREAKIN' could here!
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
And I'm done!
I'm shot!
I have no other.
Uh.
Options, here at this point.
So, I have ten days, where I have ZERO DOLLARS in my bank account!
And I can't pay bills!
And this really fucking sucks!
Because I have bills coming up!
I have.
Uh.
Condo dues that are going to be due.
I have a loan payment that's due.
Uhm.
And I know for a fact, that I probably have one or two credit card payments.
Uhm.
All coming up!
And I have no money to pay them!
Now, you may say, 'Well. You know? What happens then?'
Well, my bank account may or may not clear them.
Like, my bank may say, 'We'll pay you. But then we'll charge you this big overdraft fee!'
I have never been in a situation where there's ten days till I get paid, and I know things- I have no money.
Like, this is the worst I've ever had in my entire life!
Uhm.
So.
I'm pretty screwed!
Alright?
And, what I'm doing now is, I'm appealing to you guys, the viewers.
For anyone who is listening out there and-
You know?
Who cares, and who likes my content, and all that.
This is the worst situation I've ever been in!
It has nothing to do with you guys.
You guys have been incredibly supportive!
I seriously cannot say anything negative about the streams, or about anything.
Everything has been great!
The problem is, Behind The Scenes, there is shitty stuff going on in my life that, that, pretty much killed me this month!
Uhm.
And if I can't make ends meet and pay these bills, in the next two weeks, I don't even know what I'm going to do.
Like.
We're talking, potentially, The Internet could get cut off!
'Cuz that actually- I believe, at the end of- at the very tail end there, of when I get paid from Twitch, is supposed to be paid!
And I don't have money for it!
Alright?
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
So, here's the deal!
If you guys want to help me out, PLEASE TIP ME.
Alright?
TIPPING ME.
I swear to you! A Hundred Percent of all TIP Funds are going to pay bills!
They have been for the past month and a half!
THAT!
Or buying a new game!
But, now, I mean, at this point?
Like, like, I can't even afford to buy a game at this point!
And I know there's a ton of new games coming out.
Uhm.
In about a week and a half, two weeks.
And, I don't even know if I'm even going to be able to afford them!
Being very REAL with all of you!
Uhm.
That's how bad of a situation I'm in right now.
So.
I need to get through this.
And, really, the only way- thing that I can ask is for your support, via TIPS.
That's it!
I don't even know what else to do!
I have no clue, what else I can possibly do to make any money right now, to make ends meet.
And, it sucks!
It's a horrible feeling!
And, it's hopefully a feeling I get out of, in the next couple of months.
The thing is, now we've got E3!
New games coming out!
We're going to have some consistency in the streams, where it's going to be better content!
And I think you guys, are going to be.
You know?
Normally- regularly viewership around this time of the year gets better.
And.
You know?
Some people are getting out of school and stuff! So, they start tuning into the streams more, and everything!
So.
*SNIFF*
*LIP SMACK!*
That being said.
Uhm.
Anything you can do to help, is appreciated!
Even if you can't TIP, word of mouth- 'Hey! Go check out Phil's streams!'
Stuff like that helps!
Uhm.
Just being here, hanging out with me and BEING POSITIVE.
Right?
Instead of being.
Uh.
One of these negative jerks, who comes in here to insult me.
Just hanging out with me, makes me feel better. Gives me some motivation to keep coming back.
Right?
Uhm.
But in particular, right now, I'm in such a bad situation.
You know?
I really need your help.
With TIPS.
Okay?
I'm just being very honest with everyone.
Open.
I didn't want it to come to this!
I've been struggling and really busting my butt, in the past two months, to try to make this not happen.
But, it's happened finally.
There's nothing I can do about it.
mithrandir475 donated $5!
For help w/ the emergency situation. keep strong brother.
*LEG SLAP*
I just kind of shrug and be like,
*LEG SLAP*
Hopefully things turn around. Hopefully I can raise enough TIPS in the next couple of weeks, pay some of these bills?
So I'm not that much MASSIVELY overdrawn!
And then when the Twitch payment comes through, hopefully it's enough to make up for the negative balance in my account.
And then, hopefully, at the end of this month, things go very well on streams to make up for all this stuff!
You know what I mean?
Like.
There's a lot of 'What ifs?'
But, it's really all I can rely on anymore!
Uhm.
*SNORT*
Certainly, I've shown my dedication, with the amount that I've streamed and the amount of stuff that I do with you guys!
Uhm.
And I can't really do much else!
You know?
It's not like, 'Oh! Phil can do a special thing here!'
NOT MUCH ELSE I CAN DO.
You know what I mean?!
Uhm.
So.
The bottom line is this: I apologize, guys.
Uhm.
That I even have to bring this up.
I don't want to.
And, basically, for the next two weeks, I'm not even going to be doing full Plug Segments.
I'm just going to be saying, 'Please TIP ME, if you can.'
And the thing is: if you cheer or sub, that's great!
You know?
We have a sub goal for the month!
Cheering helps.
You know?
In the long term.
But!
TIPPING ME right now, is the only thing that's going to get me through the next.
You know?
TEN DAYS! Until I get PAID! And after that, making up for the fact that I didn't have the money!
You know what I mean?
So.
Please, guys!
Consider.
Uh.
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
TIPPING, if you can.
Explains how to send his lying, manipulative, low-down, grifting ass a tip.
So.
Just being honest!
Thank you, guys!
Anyone who contributes anything, I appreciate it!
Really!
I really, sincerely, am appealing to you!
Because this is the worst time I've ever had, financially.
It sucks!
Because, I really feel, my personal life is at an all time high!
My life with Kat!
We love each other! We're having a great, a great life Behind The Scenes!
Uhm.
You know?
Tomorrow, I'm going to have-
Even though, tomorrow is going to be a day where I'm just running errands
*LEG SLAP*
that I have to do!
Behind The Scenes.
And, really, we don't get to do too much fun stuff!
We're gonna have a day, a fun day together!
Regardless, we love spending time together!
My wife is amazing!
And, it's like, my personal life is at an all-time high! And my profess- my financial life is the worst it's ever been!
And there's nothing I can do about it.
You know what I mean?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright.
Enough is enough.
About beating the dead horse.
I'm just gonna- just so you guys know, I am going to bring it up during the streams.
PLEASE TIP ME.
It's just, I NEED PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
I'm not going to tell a full sob story or anything.
I'm just going to be like, 'Listen. I really need support. Please TIP ME if you can.'
Okay?
And I'm going to be bringing this up.
Uh.
A few times.
So.
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright?
*GROSS WET SNIFFING*
*LIP SMACK!*
Okay.
By the way, I'll just say this upfront.
All the idiots in streamchat, who are basically saying that I have violated Twitch's terms of service, are completely wrong!
Uh.
On Twitch, it is perfectly, 100% okay to ask for TIP contributions.
It is.
One Hundred Percent Allowed.
And always was, by the way.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.
Basically trying to stir up drama.
You know?
If you need support via TIPS, you can ask for them!
You have always been able to do that!
It's never been against Twitch terms of service.
Or else, how am I still here?!
I mean, let's not be Fucking Stupid.
Okay?
Just to forewarn anyone, if you're going to spam the streamchat with nonsense, you're going to get moderated.
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
Fair enough?
Alright.
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Okay.
All the idiots in streamchat, who are basically saying that I have violated Twitch's terms of service, are completely wrong!
Uh.
On Twitch, it is perfectly, 100% okay to ask for TIP contributions.
It is.
One Hundred Percent Allowed.
And always was, by the way.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.
Basically trying to stir up drama.
You know?
If you need support via TIPS, you can ask for them!
You have always been able to do that!
It's never been against Twitch terms of service.
Or else, how am I still here?!
I mean, let's not be Fucking Stupid.
Okay?
Just to forewarn anyone, if you're going to spam the streamchat with nonsense, you're going to get moderated.
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
Fair enough?
Alright.
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Okay.
By the way, I should say this as well.
If you're thinking of helping out.
Alright?
And, you're like, 'Man! I really want to TIP Phil and help him out, but I could only TIP like a dollar. And I don't think that's going to help.'
Uh.
That's not the case at all!
The truth of the matter is, I've always been successful via the COMBINED EFFORTS of the hundreds to thousands of people who watch my content on a daily basis.
Not by the concerted effort of one person.
You see what I mean?
And, not to say there haven't been big contributers in the past! There have been!
But, in reality, the reason this works is because so many people enjoy my stuff, and they all give a little.
You know?
And don't think, 'Oh, man! I can only give a buck, that ain't gonna help!'
It does help!
It does!
You know?
It adds up!
And.
You know?
It helps tremendously!
Alright?
So, thank you for even considering, but if that's your-
You know?
What you're worried about, that's not the case.
Alright?
*SNORT*
If you're thinking of helping out.
Alright?
And, you're like, 'Man! I really want to TIP Phil and help him out, but I could only TIP like a dollar. And I don't think that's going to help.'
Uh.
That's not the case at all!
The truth of the matter is, I've always been successful via the COMBINED EFFORTS of the hundreds to thousands of people who watch my content on a daily basis.
Not by the concerted effort of one person.
You see what I mean?
And, not to say there haven't been big contributers in the past! There have been!
But, in reality, the reason this works is because so many people enjoy my stuff, and they all give a little.
You know?
And don't think, 'Oh, man! I can only give a buck, that ain't gonna help!'
It does help!
It does!
You know?
It adds up!
And.
You know?
It helps tremendously!
Alright?
So, thank you for even considering, but if that's your-
You know?
What you're worried about, that's not the case.
Alright?
*SNORT*
[2019-06-05 11:08:41 PDT] frogs_playing_golf: cheer50 i think its funny people say “get a job and you wont have these issues” like all the debt will just magically go away or like hours dont get cut at “real jobs” . sorry i cant tip phil dspPepe
It's true!
The people that say that, basically, are completely ignorant of anything.
Just being honest!
You know?
They think that, 'Oh! Being on the internet, and streaming, and making videos, isn't a real job! If you just went out and got a 9 to 5 job. Or a real- You got a couple of part-time jobs, you'd be in a better position!'
It's like, 'No! You wouldn't!'
Because, as I've told you guys.
This job. I make more money at THIS JOB, than I made at any other job I've ever held!
Including the office job I held for five years!
I make more money doing this!
My problem is, things keep happening
*HAND CLAP*
Behind The Scenes, over and over, that screw me over!
And to this point, like, I don't even want to bother you guys with the details of it anymore.
It's so ludicrous and ridiculous!
And it's stuff that I can't control.
And at this point.
You know?
I have done everything I can!
Behind The Scenes, I am trying to fix the situation!
I'm just not going to give you the details, because every time I do, people use it against me in some malicious way.
So I am not going to.
But, I am in the process of trying to fix this situation.
It's going to take a long time! It's not something that can be done overnight!
Uhm.
And I just need to stay afloat during this time period.
And right now.
You know?
This one particular time is so bad for me, that I just don't even know what to do.
Uhm.
You know?
So.
I'll be honest with all of you!
Because I need your help!
I'm not gonna.
You know?
Not be honest!
And get screwed over here!
And then, what can I do?
I can't even broadcast, because I can't even pay my Internet bill!
Right?
But at the same time, I understand this is not something you guys want to hear all the time!
I don't want to do this!
I don't!
I don't want to do this!
*LEG SLAP*
I just want to stream and have fun!
Uhm.
I wish there was a magic solution!
I wish, that I could just immediately get another job that would pay double what I make now, and it would fix everything!
That's, that's insanity, though!
That's like.
You know?
Living in some fucking fantasy world!
Where you think that, just because I go get a job somewhere else, I'm just magically going to fix everything!
Any job that I get, outside of streaming right now, will pay less than what I make streaming!
In this case, I need to get to a point-
I've explained this before!
Long term- Long term!
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright?
What I need to do: I need to get to a point, where I am better off finacially than I am now.
It's going to take a long time, though.
That's the problem!
*HAND CLAP*
But I need to get to a point, where I don't have to work as much.
I don't have to stream as much, just to make ends meet, with the basic bills that I pay and everything.
And then I can go find another job!
I can go work for another company.
Whether it's a part-time retail job. Whether it's a full-time retail job.
Whether I try to get to a better thing.
Like I said, there's a few things around here I'd love to apply for!
But I know, they wouldn't hire me because I've been out of the job sector for nine years! And by then, it will probably be even longer!
Right?
So.
*THROAT CLEAR*
Long term.
*LIP SMACK!*
I totally understand, this isn't viable to do something long-term full-time like this.
It's not!
You know?
As I get older, people are going to have less interest in what I have to say and do on stream!
Let's be honest here!
Uhm.
But that being said, that's not something that I can fix overnight!
That's something that's going to take me a while, to get financially sound enough, that now I don't have to stream as much. And now I can go look for another job.
I can't do that right now!
I have to be here!
You know?
WORKING MY BUTT OFF!
SIX DAYS A WEEK!
TEN-PLUS HOURS A DAY!
In order to make ends meet!
I just have to!
Okay?
Sound good?
Alright?
*THROAT CLEAR*
It's true!
The people that say that, basically, are completely ignorant of anything.
Just being honest!
You know?
They think that, 'Oh! Being on the internet, and streaming, and making videos, isn't a real job! If you just went out and got a 9 to 5 job. Or a real- You got a couple of part-time jobs, you'd be in a better position!'
It's like, 'No! You wouldn't!'
Because, as I've told you guys.
This job. I make more money at THIS JOB, than I made at any other job I've ever held!
Including the office job I held for five years!
I make more money doing this!
My problem is, things keep happening
*HAND CLAP*
Behind The Scenes, over and over, that screw me over!
And to this point, like, I don't even want to bother you guys with the details of it anymore.
It's so ludicrous and ridiculous!
And it's stuff that I can't control.
And at this point.
You know?
I have done everything I can!
Behind The Scenes, I am trying to fix the situation!
I'm just not going to give you the details, because every time I do, people use it against me in some malicious way.
So I am not going to.
But, I am in the process of trying to fix this situation.
It's going to take a long time! It's not something that can be done overnight!
Uhm.
And I just need to stay afloat during this time period.
And right now.
You know?
This one particular time is so bad for me, that I just don't even know what to do.
Uhm.
You know?
So.
I'll be honest with all of you!
Because I need your help!
I'm not gonna.
You know?
Not be honest!
And get screwed over here!
And then, what can I do?
I can't even broadcast, because I can't even pay my Internet bill!
Right?
But at the same time, I understand this is not something you guys want to hear all the time!
I don't want to do this!
I don't!
I don't want to do this!
*LEG SLAP*
I just want to stream and have fun!
Uhm.
I wish there was a magic solution!
I wish, that I could just immediately get another job that would pay double what I make now, and it would fix everything!
That's, that's insanity, though!
That's like.
You know?
Living in some fucking fantasy world!
Where you think that, just because I go get a job somewhere else, I'm just magically going to fix everything!
Any job that I get, outside of streaming right now, will pay less than what I make streaming!
In this case, I need to get to a point-
I've explained this before!
Long term- Long term!
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright?
What I need to do: I need to get to a point, where I am better off finacially than I am now.
It's going to take a long time, though.
That's the problem!
*HAND CLAP*
But I need to get to a point, where I don't have to work as much.
I don't have to stream as much, just to make ends meet, with the basic bills that I pay and everything.
And then I can go find another job!
I can go work for another company.
Whether it's a part-time retail job. Whether it's a full-time retail job.
Whether I try to get to a better thing.
Like I said, there's a few things around here I'd love to apply for!
But I know, they wouldn't hire me because I've been out of the job sector for nine years! And by then, it will probably be even longer!
Right?
So.
*THROAT CLEAR*
Long term.
*LIP SMACK!*
I totally understand, this isn't viable to do something long-term full-time like this.
It's not!
You know?
As I get older, people are going to have less interest in what I have to say and do on stream!
Let's be honest here!
Uhm.
But that being said, that's not something that I can fix overnight!
That's something that's going to take me a while, to get financially sound enough, that now I don't have to stream as much. And now I can go look for another job.
I can't do that right now!
I have to be here!
You know?
WORKING MY BUTT OFF!
SIX DAYS A WEEK!
TEN-PLUS HOURS A DAY!
In order to make ends meet!
I just have to!
Okay?
Sound good?
Alright?
*THROAT CLEAR*
ThePastryarchy donated $100!
Can't have that Lords of the Garbage redemption run without you, man, hang in there!
*LIP SMACK!*
Wow!
Well, first of all, thank you very much to ThePastryarchy, who tipped me A HUNDRED DOLLARS.
Thank you, very, very, much!
*READS TIP MESSAGE*
Thank you, very, very, very much, ThePastryarchy!
Seriously!
That is going to help me TREMENDOUSLY.
You know?
Right now.
Thank you so much for that!
*INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE. AS IF EVEN HE WAS SURPRISED THAT SOMEONE FELL FOR HIS SOB STORY*
Oh my God.
Alright.
*LIP SMACK!*
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
I wish there was more to say, but.
You know?
As for Lords of the Fallen, like I said, 'Hey! It could happen!'
If this Patron's Choice Event happens this month, it could happen!
Alright.
Can't have that Lords of the Garbage redemption run without you, man, hang in there!
*LIP SMACK!*
Wow!
Well, first of all, thank you very much to ThePastryarchy, who tipped me A HUNDRED DOLLARS.
Thank you, very, very, much!
*READS TIP MESSAGE*
Thank you, very, very, very much, ThePastryarchy!
Seriously!
That is going to help me TREMENDOUSLY.
You know?
Right now.
Thank you so much for that!
*INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE. AS IF EVEN HE WAS SURPRISED THAT SOMEONE FELL FOR HIS SOB STORY*
Oh my God.
Alright.
*LIP SMACK!*
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
I wish there was more to say, but.
You know?
As for Lords of the Fallen, like I said, 'Hey! It could happen!'
If this Patron's Choice Event happens this month, it could happen!
Alright.
[2019-06-05 11:10:13 PDT] mydadisthebtk: cheer50 I don't have a paypal account so I can't tip, but I hope this helps and pays a bill
*LIP SMACK!*
mydadisthebtk cheered, and he trolled in his comment.
I think, he thinks I'm stupid.
Not gonna read it, but I said, 'Thank you for the cheer' regardless.
[2019-06-05 11:25:00 PDT] mydadisthebtk: ? I just said I'd like to tip you but I don't have a paypal
[2019-06-05 11:25:04 PDT] mydadisthebtk: How is that a troll
*LIP SMACK!*
mydadisthebtk cheered, and he trolled in his comment.
I think, he thinks I'm stupid.
Not gonna read it, but I said, 'Thank you for the cheer' regardless.
[2019-06-05 11:25:00 PDT] mydadisthebtk: ? I just said I'd like to tip you but I don't have a paypal
[2019-06-05 11:25:04 PDT] mydadisthebtk: How is that a troll
[2019-06-05 11:10:53 PDT] egg_gangster: cheer50 Phil bottom line is it seems like you can’t afford your lifestyle. You need to cut back because the spending is out of hand. Just being honest.
Uhhh.
I cut back on everything I possibly can!
I don't spend money on any luxuries whatsoever!
I'm not even exaggerating!
I have nothing!
Everything I pay for is an existing debt!
The problem isn't that I'm spending too much, the problem is that I owe too much already!
And, I'm to the point where I can't!
I've stretched myself thin!
My credit is completely overextended.
Like, I can't afford anything anymore!
You know?
It's not that, 'Oh my God! Phil's living the life! And everyday, he's going out and spending a hundred dollars on FOOD! And look at the EXTRAVAGENT clothes he's wearing!'
And all this shit.
And, by the way, you always have the idiots who bring up, 'Oh! He owns two homes!'
NOT FOR LONG!
Uhm.
You know?
Like I said, Behind The Scenes, I'm working, in process, on all of this.
And, you're right.
I can't!
I can't keep doing this!
You know?
To the- at the expense of my credit, I'm doing things behind the scenes to try to fix this situation.
It sucks because my credit is going to be fucking ruined, and there's nothing I can do about it.
But I have to do this.
So.
I'm working on all these things.
This is one of the things that, Behind The Scenes, has been frustrating the shit out of me!
Is that, I would love to have an overnight solution and - Boom! - now I don't have to worry about, 'Oh! There's a fucking condo in Connecticut that's draining me!'
But, I can't!
There's no overnight solution!
I'm trying to get this fixed!
And I'm working on it!
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright?
You know?
And, and it sucks ass!
You know?
It's not- again! Phil-
People seem to think that my lifestyle is so great and amazing!
Dudes!
It's not!
You know?
Yes!
Do I have a nice house? Here in Washington? YES!
But, outside of that, I barely get to spend any time with my wife!
I am here, WORKING MY ASS OFF everyday!
Not to say, that it's not fun being on stream.
I don't get days off, to go do fun stuff!
You know?
There's no weekends for me!
They don't exist!
Uhm.
You know?
I do everything I possibly can!
And there's not much else I can do!
Tuh, to, to lower my expenses!
I've gotten rid of EVERYTHING that was super expensive in my name!
I got rid of cable television! I cut back, I got rid of a phone line!
I'm doing- I did everything I could!
Wuh- When we go grocery shopping, we're buying cheaper stuff!
I'm not even kidding!
We changed our meal plans to say.
You know?
We gotta make lower- lower cost things, when we go out to buy groceries and stuff.
We've done everything we can!
And I can't do anything else!
So.
I'm sorry, egg_gangster.
But, a cheer like this and a message like this, is completely unfair and insulting to me!
Especially, someone- it's not like I've just been sitting here, 'Oh! You know? I'm just SPEND, SPEND, SPEND constantly! And now, I expect that things are just going to magically get better!'
It's not!
It's been the complete fucking opposite for the last year!
Where I've completely tried to change my lifestyle to be: No Spending!
And, I'm still in this situation!
So.
Don't say shit like that!
Because it personally does hurt when you say stuff like that!
Whether, even if you don't-
You know?
Intend it.
It's fucking hurtful, man!
Because I'm here busting my butt!
Alright?
Please stop with that shit!
Okay?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
*LIP SMACK!*
Uhhh.
I cut back on everything I possibly can!
I don't spend money on any luxuries whatsoever!
I'm not even exaggerating!
I have nothing!
Everything I pay for is an existing debt!
The problem isn't that I'm spending too much, the problem is that I owe too much already!
And, I'm to the point where I can't!
I've stretched myself thin!
My credit is completely overextended.
Like, I can't afford anything anymore!
You know?
It's not that, 'Oh my God! Phil's living the life! And everyday, he's going out and spending a hundred dollars on FOOD! And look at the EXTRAVAGENT clothes he's wearing!'
And all this shit.
And, by the way, you always have the idiots who bring up, 'Oh! He owns two homes!'
NOT FOR LONG!
Uhm.
You know?
Like I said, Behind The Scenes, I'm working, in process, on all of this.
And, you're right.
I can't!
I can't keep doing this!
You know?
To the- at the expense of my credit, I'm doing things behind the scenes to try to fix this situation.
It sucks because my credit is going to be fucking ruined, and there's nothing I can do about it.
But I have to do this.
So.
I'm working on all these things.
This is one of the things that, Behind The Scenes, has been frustrating the shit out of me!
Is that, I would love to have an overnight solution and - Boom! - now I don't have to worry about, 'Oh! There's a fucking condo in Connecticut that's draining me!'
But, I can't!
There's no overnight solution!
I'm trying to get this fixed!
And I'm working on it!
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright?
You know?
And, and it sucks ass!
You know?
It's not- again! Phil-
People seem to think that my lifestyle is so great and amazing!
Dudes!
It's not!
You know?
Yes!
Do I have a nice house? Here in Washington? YES!
But, outside of that, I barely get to spend any time with my wife!
I am here, WORKING MY ASS OFF everyday!
Not to say, that it's not fun being on stream.
I don't get days off, to go do fun stuff!
You know?
There's no weekends for me!
They don't exist!
Uhm.
You know?
I do everything I possibly can!
And there's not much else I can do!
Tuh, to, to lower my expenses!
I've gotten rid of EVERYTHING that was super expensive in my name!
I got rid of cable television! I cut back, I got rid of a phone line!
I'm doing- I did everything I could!
Wuh- When we go grocery shopping, we're buying cheaper stuff!
I'm not even kidding!
We changed our meal plans to say.
You know?
We gotta make lower- lower cost things, when we go out to buy groceries and stuff.
We've done everything we can!
And I can't do anything else!
So.
I'm sorry, egg_gangster.
But, a cheer like this and a message like this, is completely unfair and insulting to me!
Especially, someone- it's not like I've just been sitting here, 'Oh! You know? I'm just SPEND, SPEND, SPEND constantly! And now, I expect that things are just going to magically get better!'
It's not!
It's been the complete fucking opposite for the last year!
Where I've completely tried to change my lifestyle to be: No Spending!
And, I'm still in this situation!
So.
Don't say shit like that!
Because it personally does hurt when you say stuff like that!
Whether, even if you don't-
You know?
Intend it.
It's fucking hurtful, man!
Because I'm here busting my butt!
Alright?
Please stop with that shit!
Okay?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
*LIP SMACK!*
[2019-06-05 11:15:23 PDT] thelastrambo341: cheer50 can you respond to the allegation that Twitch shows favoritism towards you?
Uhm.
No!
Twitch doesn't show any favoritism to me at all!
I just don't break the fucking rules!
The thing that people make- they make up shit CONSTANTLY!
*MOCKING VOICE*
'Phil broke this rule! Phil broke that rule!'
The rules don't exist!
The rules that they claim that I'm breaking, don't exist!
THEY false report me to Twitch everyday, saying that I broke a rule!
THERE'S NO RULES THAT I BREAK!
*SNAKE CHUCKLE*
I don't brea-
You know?
What the fuck, man?!
The thing is, last year, I DID ACTUALLY!
Get.
Some.
Uhm.
You know?
Discipline, I guess you could say it?
From Twitch.
*ACTIVATES PIGSPLAINING VOICE*
When they changed their rules. Alright? They did. They changed their rules. *LIP SMACK!* To become much more strict, early on in 2018. And. I did. Receive. Some penalties. There. If you guys remember?
I. You know? For a couple of days, I couldn't stream. Uhm. And I changed up. Completely changed up! The way that I say and do things, to make sure that I wasn't violating those rules. And I don't! You know?
*RETURNS TO HIS REGULAR WHINY VOICE*
Just because people don't like me.
Alright?
Doesn't mean I'm against what Twitch is saying I can do on their site.
You know?
That's not how it works!
'Oh! I don't like this person! Therefore, they should just be banned from Twitch!'
No!
That's not how it works!
I don't violate Twitch's rules ever!
EVER!!
There's not even, 'Oh! He's on the fine line.'
No!!
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
I don't!
I'm not insulting anyone's personal appearance!
I'm not asking you for things that are not allowed to be asked for on Twitch!
Everything I do is in line with what Twitch allows!
A Hundred Percent!
In fact, if anything, I GET UNFAIRLY PUNISHED BY TWITCH!
For things I don't do!
For example: I should be able to be part of their sponsorship program! And be able to play their sponsored games on their Bounty Board!
And I can't!
Because the trolls are so butthurt that I'm still allowed on Twitch, they harass the shit out of the games, who I played sponsored streams for!
And now I've been blacklisted from that program!
So.
If anything!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright?
If anything, it's the opposite!
I actually get MORE, negative negativity!
Things that I can't do!
Than I deserve!
It's that simple!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright.
*LIP SMACK!*
So.
There's no favoritism towards me, that's ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
That's just insanity!
That people would even say that!
If you watch my streams, you're like, 'What the hell are people talking about? You know? That Phil should be banned? What the fuck?'
NOTHING!
There's nothing that I do ever!
That warrants any kind of discipline or ban!
I don't break the rules!
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
That's why I'm here!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Uhm.
No!
Twitch doesn't show any favoritism to me at all!
I just don't break the fucking rules!
The thing that people make- they make up shit CONSTANTLY!
*MOCKING VOICE*
'Phil broke this rule! Phil broke that rule!'
The rules don't exist!
The rules that they claim that I'm breaking, don't exist!
THEY false report me to Twitch everyday, saying that I broke a rule!
THERE'S NO RULES THAT I BREAK!
*SNAKE CHUCKLE*
I don't brea-
You know?
What the fuck, man?!
The thing is, last year, I DID ACTUALLY!
Get.
Some.
Uhm.
You know?
Discipline, I guess you could say it?
From Twitch.
*ACTIVATES PIGSPLAINING VOICE*
When they changed their rules. Alright? They did. They changed their rules. *LIP SMACK!* To become much more strict, early on in 2018. And. I did. Receive. Some penalties. There. If you guys remember?
I. You know? For a couple of days, I couldn't stream. Uhm. And I changed up. Completely changed up! The way that I say and do things, to make sure that I wasn't violating those rules. And I don't! You know?
*RETURNS TO HIS REGULAR WHINY VOICE*
Just because people don't like me.
Alright?
Doesn't mean I'm against what Twitch is saying I can do on their site.
You know?
That's not how it works!
'Oh! I don't like this person! Therefore, they should just be banned from Twitch!'
No!
That's not how it works!
I don't violate Twitch's rules ever!
EVER!!
There's not even, 'Oh! He's on the fine line.'
No!!
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
I don't!
I'm not insulting anyone's personal appearance!
I'm not asking you for things that are not allowed to be asked for on Twitch!
Everything I do is in line with what Twitch allows!
A Hundred Percent!
In fact, if anything, I GET UNFAIRLY PUNISHED BY TWITCH!
For things I don't do!
For example: I should be able to be part of their sponsorship program! And be able to play their sponsored games on their Bounty Board!
And I can't!
Because the trolls are so butthurt that I'm still allowed on Twitch, they harass the shit out of the games, who I played sponsored streams for!
And now I've been blacklisted from that program!
So.
If anything!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright?
If anything, it's the opposite!
I actually get MORE, negative negativity!
Things that I can't do!
Than I deserve!
It's that simple!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright.
*LIP SMACK!*
So.
There's no favoritism towards me, that's ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
That's just insanity!
That people would even say that!
If you watch my streams, you're like, 'What the hell are people talking about? You know? That Phil should be banned? What the fuck?'
NOTHING!
There's nothing that I do ever!
That warrants any kind of discipline or ban!
I don't break the rules!
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
That's why I'm here!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Zilla98 donated $155!
A lot of people disliked Godzilla 1998 but really liked the sequeled cartoon: Godzilla the Series. So, what do you think of Zilla as a unique Kaiju, not as Godzilla? I really liked the design and cartoon
Holy crap!
Zilla98 tipped me A HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS!
Holy shit!
Thank you Zilla98!
Talks about Godzilla '98 for way too long.
A lot of people disliked Godzilla 1998 but really liked the sequeled cartoon: Godzilla the Series. So, what do you think of Zilla as a unique Kaiju, not as Godzilla? I really liked the design and cartoon
Holy crap!
Zilla98 tipped me A HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS!
Holy shit!
Thank you Zilla98!
Talks about Godzilla '98 for way too long.
Alright, it's this simple.
savethepigthegame used to be a regular on the stream.
And then he started talking about very, very controversial topics. And got banned because of it.
And I'm willing to give him a second chance.
As long as he commits to the fact, that he will just talk about Fun Stuff on the streams, and won't derail the stream with, with Extreme Stuff.
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK*
So, I am going to unban this guy live!
Because he did request it.
I'm going to be nice!
But, now, it's like a public thing.
If savethepigthegame.
Uh.
Overacts! Or whatever!
You know?
He's gonna get banned!
Alright?
Just making that very clear!
I'm trying- I actually just did a Lean In Unban!
I did a Lean In Unban!
How about that?
You weren't expecting that today, were you?
*SNAKE LAUGH*
Okay, then.
savethepigthegame used to be a regular on the stream.
And then he started talking about very, very controversial topics. And got banned because of it.
And I'm willing to give him a second chance.
As long as he commits to the fact, that he will just talk about Fun Stuff on the streams, and won't derail the stream with, with Extreme Stuff.
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK*
So, I am going to unban this guy live!
Because he did request it.
I'm going to be nice!
But, now, it's like a public thing.
If savethepigthegame.
Uh.
Overacts! Or whatever!
You know?
He's gonna get banned!
Alright?
Just making that very clear!
I'm trying- I actually just did a Lean In Unban!
I did a Lean In Unban!
How about that?
You weren't expecting that today, were you?
*SNAKE LAUGH*
Okay, then.
[2019-06-05 11:26:44 PDT] egg_gangster: cheer50 sell the cars and buy a reliable used car
egg_gangster, you have no idea what you're talking about.
First of all, I don't own CARS.
See what I mean?!
egg_gangster: very gullible!
Apparently believes I own multiple cars!
I don't!
I own one car.
It's a car that I drive everywhere, and Kat uses to get to and from work as well.
And.
It's a nice car, it's a mid-range car.
Uhm.
That's a couple of years old, it's not a valuable car!
If I were to sell it and get a used car, it wouldn't make me any money.
It wouldn't.
Already, the car's dipped in value so much.
Plus, how do you think I'm going to afford another car?
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Anyway, this is what I mean: Stupid Shit.
Stupid.
*MOCKING VOICE*
'I know this suggestion will save Phil!'
No.
It won't.
[2019-06-05 11:27:02 PDT] philly_buckeye: cheer50 If you just sold one of your 5 lamborghinis you would be fine Kappa
Exactly!
You know what I should do?
I should clear out my- my- my garage of luxury vehicles that I have downstairs, that I just don't show you guys.
Right?
Another one of these ridiculous things people say.
egg_gangster, you have no idea what you're talking about.
First of all, I don't own CARS.
See what I mean?!
egg_gangster: very gullible!
Apparently believes I own multiple cars!
I don't!
I own one car.
It's a car that I drive everywhere, and Kat uses to get to and from work as well.
And.
It's a nice car, it's a mid-range car.
Uhm.
That's a couple of years old, it's not a valuable car!
If I were to sell it and get a used car, it wouldn't make me any money.
It wouldn't.
Already, the car's dipped in value so much.
Plus, how do you think I'm going to afford another car?
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Anyway, this is what I mean: Stupid Shit.
Stupid.
*MOCKING VOICE*
'I know this suggestion will save Phil!'
No.
It won't.
[2019-06-05 11:27:02 PDT] philly_buckeye: cheer50 If you just sold one of your 5 lamborghinis you would be fine Kappa
Exactly!
You know what I should do?
I should clear out my- my- my garage of luxury vehicles that I have downstairs, that I just don't show you guys.
Right?
Another one of these ridiculous things people say.
[2019-06-05 11:38:56 PDT] ooziegohard: Cheer50 #SELLTHEYACHT
*SNAKE LAUGH*
Yes!
You know?
*SNAKE LAUGH*
When you're trying to make ends meet, maybe you should just sell the yacht!
You know?
Sometimes, you just gotta sell the yacht!
What else can you do?
*CONDESCENDING LAUGH*
What the fuck is going on?!
*SNIFF*
But, you see what I mean?
The stupid thing?
*MOCKING VOICE*
'I know what'll solve Phil's problems! If he just stopped streaming altogether, and goes and gets a real job!'
*HAND CLAP*
Oh my God!
Ultimate facepalm!
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
*MOCKING VOICE*
'If you just cut down on all those ridiculous luxury expenses!'
What?!
What luxury expenses?!
*SNAKE CHUCKLE*
What?!
You know what I mean?
Uhhh.
I've cut down on so much, and-
No. I'm not gonna sit here and do a whole stream about it! And tell you all about this private shit!
But, it's like, I love that people just think that they know so much about me.
When, in reality, they don't.
You know?
Maybe at one point, years ago, you did.
You don't anymore!
You have no idea, the things that I've done to cut corners!
And, you know?
The sacrifices I've made, to even keep this going!
And, to say shit like that, is just so disrespectful and insulting.
Like, you know, I'm not trying to make this work.
You know?
Do you think I like getting e-mails at 2 A.M., when I'm in bed, lying to go to sleep?
Being woken up by my phone, to tell me that I've been overdrawn on my bank account?
And I have to wait ten days to get paid from Twitch.
I'm like, 'What the fuck am I going to do?!'
YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?!
You think this is a game??
It's fun??
'Oh, yeah! It's fucking fun to spend this time on prestream, talking about this shit!'
You know what I mean?
Uhm.
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Fucked up!
That people would say that shit!
[2019-06-05 11:40:33 PDT] thelastrambo341: cheer50 sell the Palace XD just joking, your comments are hilarious
That's what I mean!
Like, 'Oh! He should just cut back on everything!'
There's nothing to cut back on anymore!
You know?
I got so much shit going on in my personal life!
Why do you think I tell you guys sometimes, I'm so stressed out with the shit going on Behind The Scenes?
Because, I'm doing what I can now. And there's only so much you can do.
You know what I mean?
*SNAKE LAUGH*
Yes!
You know?
*SNAKE LAUGH*
When you're trying to make ends meet, maybe you should just sell the yacht!
You know?
Sometimes, you just gotta sell the yacht!
What else can you do?
*CONDESCENDING LAUGH*
What the fuck is going on?!
*SNIFF*
But, you see what I mean?
The stupid thing?
*MOCKING VOICE*
'I know what'll solve Phil's problems! If he just stopped streaming altogether, and goes and gets a real job!'
*HAND CLAP*
Oh my God!
Ultimate facepalm!
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
*MOCKING VOICE*
'If you just cut down on all those ridiculous luxury expenses!'
What?!
What luxury expenses?!
*SNAKE CHUCKLE*
What?!
You know what I mean?
Uhhh.
I've cut down on so much, and-
No. I'm not gonna sit here and do a whole stream about it! And tell you all about this private shit!
But, it's like, I love that people just think that they know so much about me.
When, in reality, they don't.
You know?
Maybe at one point, years ago, you did.
You don't anymore!
You have no idea, the things that I've done to cut corners!
And, you know?
The sacrifices I've made, to even keep this going!
And, to say shit like that, is just so disrespectful and insulting.
Like, you know, I'm not trying to make this work.
You know?
Do you think I like getting e-mails at 2 A.M., when I'm in bed, lying to go to sleep?
Being woken up by my phone, to tell me that I've been overdrawn on my bank account?
And I have to wait ten days to get paid from Twitch.
I'm like, 'What the fuck am I going to do?!'
YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?!
You think this is a game??
It's fun??
'Oh, yeah! It's fucking fun to spend this time on prestream, talking about this shit!'
You know what I mean?
Uhm.
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Fucked up!
That people would say that shit!
[2019-06-05 11:40:33 PDT] thelastrambo341: cheer50 sell the Palace XD just joking, your comments are hilarious
That's what I mean!
Like, 'Oh! He should just cut back on everything!'
There's nothing to cut back on anymore!
You know?
I got so much shit going on in my personal life!
Why do you think I tell you guys sometimes, I'm so stressed out with the shit going on Behind The Scenes?
Because, I'm doing what I can now. And there's only so much you can do.
You know what I mean?
I got an anonymous dollar tip asking me, why do I have a mod turnover.
Uhm.
It's very simple.
Because, some people just let it get to their heads, I think.
You know?
It's funny.
Because, some people will join the Mod Team with the best of intentions.
And the next thing I know, they're doing stuff, like, 'Why are you doing this?'
You know?
Like I said, in particular, we had one mod that was just way too harsh!
He would, he would clear chat constantly! He would ban people on a whim!
And I had conversations with them, over and over about it.
'Why are you doing this? Stop doing this.'
And, you know?
What could you do?
And then, on the flipside, we got a guy, who is the guy detractors go to when they get banned from chat.
And they try to trick him into getting unbanned, and he keeps doing it!
Even though I've had repeated conversations WITH HIM about it!
Like, 'Dude! You can't keep doing this!'
And he keeps doing it!
Like.
*LEG SLAP*
It's kind of complete opposites!!
Right?
It's like, you can't have either extremes!
When you're a moderator, what are you supposed to do?
Be moderate!
THAT'S, LIKE, KIND OF, PART OF IT!
You need to be, kind of, middle of the road! And judge a situation one way or the other.
You can't be extreme one way, or extreme the other!
That's exactly what we had!
We had extremes that weren't melding, that were butting heads!
*HAND CLAP*
That were causing problems in stream chat because of it.
I just couldn't have it!
I had to take care of it.
And I did.
You know?
Uhm.
It's very simple.
Because, some people just let it get to their heads, I think.
You know?
It's funny.
Because, some people will join the Mod Team with the best of intentions.
And the next thing I know, they're doing stuff, like, 'Why are you doing this?'
You know?
Like I said, in particular, we had one mod that was just way too harsh!
He would, he would clear chat constantly! He would ban people on a whim!
And I had conversations with them, over and over about it.
'Why are you doing this? Stop doing this.'
And, you know?
What could you do?
And then, on the flipside, we got a guy, who is the guy detractors go to when they get banned from chat.
And they try to trick him into getting unbanned, and he keeps doing it!
Even though I've had repeated conversations WITH HIM about it!
Like, 'Dude! You can't keep doing this!'
And he keeps doing it!
Like.
*LEG SLAP*
It's kind of complete opposites!!
Right?
It's like, you can't have either extremes!
When you're a moderator, what are you supposed to do?
Be moderate!
THAT'S, LIKE, KIND OF, PART OF IT!
You need to be, kind of, middle of the road! And judge a situation one way or the other.
You can't be extreme one way, or extreme the other!
That's exactly what we had!
We had extremes that weren't melding, that were butting heads!
*HAND CLAP*
That were causing problems in stream chat because of it.
I just couldn't have it!
I had to take care of it.
And I did.
You know?
Henk_Douma donated $20!
Sorry to hear about your situation. Hope this helps a bit. Great news about FF9 on the coming friday! What made you decide to play it before you've finished Phoenix Wright?
Two things!
Number one: someone outright got it for me!
Said, 'Here's the key- go buy the game! Here you go! Here's the credit for it!'
I said, 'Alright.'
So I did.
So, since I already have it, that's one consideration.
Especially because I have no money for games right now!
I mean, you know what I mean?
I have no money to buy games, so I have to use what games that I have.
So, that's number one.
Continues to ramble on about how he wants to switch from Phoenix Wright and start a new playthrough.
I just.
*LOOK UP TOWARDS JESUS*
I just want my suffering to end.
So I didn't transcribe that part.
Thank you very much, Henk, for that twenty dollar tip!
I appreciate it and all of your support, man!
I know you're a very supportive person, who shows up and helps all the time.
I thank you for that.
Sorry to hear about your situation. Hope this helps a bit. Great news about FF9 on the coming friday! What made you decide to play it before you've finished Phoenix Wright?
Two things!
Number one: someone outright got it for me!
Said, 'Here's the key- go buy the game! Here you go! Here's the credit for it!'
I said, 'Alright.'
So I did.
So, since I already have it, that's one consideration.
Especially because I have no money for games right now!
I mean, you know what I mean?
I have no money to buy games, so I have to use what games that I have.
So, that's number one.
Continues to ramble on about how he wants to switch from Phoenix Wright and start a new playthrough.
I just.
*LOOK UP TOWARDS JESUS*
I just want my suffering to end.
So I didn't transcribe that part.
Thank you very much, Henk, for that twenty dollar tip!
I appreciate it and all of your support, man!
I know you're a very supportive person, who shows up and helps all the time.
I thank you for that.
[2019-06-05 11:43:31 PDT] thelastrambo341: cheer50 I have a suggestion due to the repeated questions / comments such as "Get a job" or "Sell the House", why not make a FAQ forum post?
Uhh.
I guess I could?
The thing is, though-
Here's the truth of the matter, lastrambo!
I understand what you're saying.
*LEG SLAP*
But, I think that you are, sadly.
*LIP SMACK!*
Giving them the benefit of the doubt.
The problem is, these people are doing that to troll me.
They're not doing it because this is legitimate.
Like, 'Oh! Phil's should get another job!'
No!
People know that!
People know that, if I get a part-time FUCKING job somewhere. For minimum wage.
It's not going to help me, as much, as if I'm here streaming more!
That's just the bottom li- It's the truth!
They, they know that!
It's that, THEY just want to troll me, by making it seem that there's some simple solution for all of my problems that I'm ignoring and I'm purposely torturing myself.
I'm not!
If- Trust me!
If there was, uh, an easy way to fix things, I would do it!
There's not!
The situation I'm in, is a very complex and difficult one!
It's going to take a long time to get to a better financial position!
Alright?
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
But, that's it!
I don't think they're being genuine AT ALL!
I think they're fucking trolling!
I do.
I think they're trolling.
And, they're doing it.
You know?
If I made the FAQ?
They pretend the FAQ doesn't exist!
This is just like the people, who come out and say that I suck at Street Fighter!
Despite the fact that there's a ridiculous amount of CONCRETE EVIDENCE on the internet, that I'm actually good at Street Fighter! Via tournament results.
They just ignore all those, just to say that I suck at Street Fighter!
You see what I mean?
So, it doesn't matter what I do in that regard.
Uhh.
I guess I could?
The thing is, though-
Here's the truth of the matter, lastrambo!
I understand what you're saying.
*LEG SLAP*
But, I think that you are, sadly.
*LIP SMACK!*
Giving them the benefit of the doubt.
The problem is, these people are doing that to troll me.
They're not doing it because this is legitimate.
Like, 'Oh! Phil's should get another job!'
No!
People know that!
People know that, if I get a part-time FUCKING job somewhere. For minimum wage.
It's not going to help me, as much, as if I'm here streaming more!
That's just the bottom li- It's the truth!
They, they know that!
It's that, THEY just want to troll me, by making it seem that there's some simple solution for all of my problems that I'm ignoring and I'm purposely torturing myself.
I'm not!
If- Trust me!
If there was, uh, an easy way to fix things, I would do it!
There's not!
The situation I'm in, is a very complex and difficult one!
It's going to take a long time to get to a better financial position!
Alright?
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
But, that's it!
I don't think they're being genuine AT ALL!
I think they're fucking trolling!
I do.
I think they're trolling.
And, they're doing it.
You know?
If I made the FAQ?
They pretend the FAQ doesn't exist!
This is just like the people, who come out and say that I suck at Street Fighter!
Despite the fact that there's a ridiculous amount of CONCRETE EVIDENCE on the internet, that I'm actually good at Street Fighter! Via tournament results.
They just ignore all those, just to say that I suck at Street Fighter!
You see what I mean?
So, it doesn't matter what I do in that regard.
[2019-06-05 11:45:58 PDT] almightyturban: Pride59 How about Mixer its gotten way better I'm sure you'll get hundreds of embers dude
*TAKES A SIP*
Alright.
almightyturban.
*CRUSHES PLASTIC BOTTLE IN FRONT OF THE MIC, BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE*
Try this again.
almightyturban cheered.
*READS CHEER MESSAGE*
Uh.
I have no problem being here!
Uh.
On.
Uh.
What do you call it?
I have no problem being here on Twitch!
I love being on Twitch!
Twitch is the place to be for streamers!
It's- Ideal- Ideally, it's the pruh- premier place to stream.
Everyone knows this!
Being on Twitch is the place to be!
Yeah, there's other options and other alternatives!
Twitch is the #1 place to be for streaming!
It's got the best visibility!
It's got the best tools for streams!
It's got the best everything!
Alright?
Just being honest.
I don't want to go anywhere else!
I don't wanna try Mixer, I don't wanna go back to YouTube.
I want to stay on Twitch for as long as I can, because it's the best!
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
And the thing is, you may not realize this, you cannot stream on multiple platforms and make money.
It's against the terms of service of all those platforms.
So, if I went over to Mixer, and streamed and tried to make money over there.
I couldn't do it on Twitch anymore. I would be violating their terms of service.
So.
I wanna stay here, dude!
I don't wanna go anywhere!
I want to.
STAY.
HERE.
Alright?
*TAKES A SIP*
Alright.
almightyturban.
*CRUSHES PLASTIC BOTTLE IN FRONT OF THE MIC, BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE*
Try this again.
almightyturban cheered.
*READS CHEER MESSAGE*
Uh.
I have no problem being here!
Uh.
On.
Uh.
What do you call it?
I have no problem being here on Twitch!
I love being on Twitch!
Twitch is the place to be for streamers!
It's- Ideal- Ideally, it's the pruh- premier place to stream.
Everyone knows this!
Being on Twitch is the place to be!
Yeah, there's other options and other alternatives!
Twitch is the #1 place to be for streaming!
It's got the best visibility!
It's got the best tools for streams!
It's got the best everything!
Alright?
Just being honest.
I don't want to go anywhere else!
I don't wanna try Mixer, I don't wanna go back to YouTube.
I want to stay on Twitch for as long as I can, because it's the best!
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
And the thing is, you may not realize this, you cannot stream on multiple platforms and make money.
It's against the terms of service of all those platforms.
So, if I went over to Mixer, and streamed and tried to make money over there.
I couldn't do it on Twitch anymore. I would be violating their terms of service.
So.
I wanna stay here, dude!
I don't wanna go anywhere!
I want to.
STAY.
HERE.
Alright?
JMFS tipped a dollar and said, 'Why do you act like you need money to buy every new game, but your fans buy you games all the time?'
No, it's true!
And, listen, JMFS, you're right!
In that, it's very helpful when the fans have been buying me games recently!
Because, I couldn't afford them!
You know?
I'M NOT GONNA FRONT.
You're right!
But!
The thing is, you're right!
Coming up this month, just for some perspective.
Starts rambling on about all the games and DLC packs that are coming out this month. This fucking prestream has been going for a little over an hour and he's already made $307 from the paypigs and tryhard trolls.
If I don't have money to pay my bills, how am I going to get those games?
You see what I mean?
So, the fans have been STEPPING UP, and donating and helping.
So, I don't even know what your point is!
Because you really don't have one!
*SMUG AND CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
No, it's true!
And, listen, JMFS, you're right!
In that, it's very helpful when the fans have been buying me games recently!
Because, I couldn't afford them!
You know?
I'M NOT GONNA FRONT.
You're right!
But!
The thing is, you're right!
Coming up this month, just for some perspective.
Starts rambling on about all the games and DLC packs that are coming out this month. This fucking prestream has been going for a little over an hour and he's already made $307 from the paypigs and tryhard trolls.
If I don't have money to pay my bills, how am I going to get those games?
You see what I mean?
So, the fans have been STEPPING UP, and donating and helping.
So, I don't even know what your point is!
Because you really don't have one!
*SMUG AND CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Okay!
*LIP SMACK!*
So, everyone.
Thank you very much!
Very supportive prestream today!
I appreciate that!
Let me assure you, that all these tips that just came through today, are going straight to bills.
I'm going to transfer that to my bank account during the break.
No lie!
When I go on break, I will be transferring all of this to my bank account, to pay bills!
This will help, probably at least pay one bill!
No lie!
So, thank you for that very much!
*LIP SMACK!*
So, everyone.
Thank you very much!
Very supportive prestream today!
I appreciate that!
Let me assure you, that all these tips that just came through today, are going straight to bills.
I'm going to transfer that to my bank account during the break.
No lie!
When I go on break, I will be transferring all of this to my bank account, to pay bills!
This will help, probably at least pay one bill!
No lie!
So, thank you for that very much!
~ POSITIVE GAMEPLAY INTERACTIONS ~
*ENTERS MORTAL KOMBAT XI MENU SCREEN*
*BIG YAWN*
Wake up!
This sucks!
Because I did not get good sleep at all! Last night.
You know?
Like.
Literally!
I lean back to go to sleep.
And I'm closing my eyes, and my phone vibrates.
And I'm like, 'What could that be?'
And it's an overdraft alert!
And I'm like,
*LOOKS SADLY TO THE SIDE*
You know?
It's just so dis-fucking-heartingly!
And I didn't get enough sleep.
What can you do?
Then my stomach sank. I felt like shit!
*BIG YAWN*
Wake up!
This sucks!
Because I did not get good sleep at all! Last night.
You know?
Like.
Literally!
I lean back to go to sleep.
And I'm closing my eyes, and my phone vibrates.
And I'm like, 'What could that be?'
And it's an overdraft alert!
And I'm like,
*LOOKS SADLY TO THE SIDE*
You know?
It's just so dis-fucking-heartingly!
And I didn't get enough sleep.
What can you do?
Then my stomach sank. I felt like shit!
[2019-06-05 11:59:58 PDT] vote_democrat: cheer111 hey phil, sry to hear about your situation. i saw your tweet its so fucked the negative responses trolls leave just to be assholes
Oh, I didn't even read a single one!
I'm not kidding you!
I didn't even read a single one of their responses!
I don't give a fuck!
I knew that the tweet would be important.
And I knew that THEY would be assholes to me.
And I just didn't read any of them.
So.
Oh, well!
Good to know that they wasted their time on my twitter, because I didn't read a single response to it!
I'm serious!
Not a single one!
ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
What a waste of their time!
Oh, I didn't even read a single one!
I'm not kidding you!
I didn't even read a single one of their responses!
I don't give a fuck!
I knew that the tweet would be important.
And I knew that THEY would be assholes to me.
And I just didn't read any of them.
So.
Oh, well!
Good to know that they wasted their time on my twitter, because I didn't read a single response to it!
I'm serious!
Not a single one!
ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
What a waste of their time!
Thank you for watching my Mortal Kombat XI stream!
*T-POSE*
Obviously, we had several, you know, LARGE TIPS.
We had VERY MEDIOCRE TIPS.
We had LOW AMOUNT OF TIPS.
And they all helped me out completely!
*FLAILS NOODLE ARMS*
So did the cheering!
So did everything!
So, thanks everyone who contributed today!
*THUMBS UP FOR THE PAYPIGS AND TRYHARD TROLLS THAT CONTRIBUTED*
It's appreciated!
*HAND CLAP*
*T-POSE*
Obviously, we had several, you know, LARGE TIPS.
We had VERY MEDIOCRE TIPS.
We had LOW AMOUNT OF TIPS.
And they all helped me out completely!
*FLAILS NOODLE ARMS*
So did the cheering!
So did everything!
So, thanks everyone who contributed today!
*THUMBS UP FOR THE PAYPIGS AND TRYHARD TROLLS THAT CONTRIBUTED*
It's appreciated!
*HAND CLAP*
~Whoreboard stats at the end of stream~
Current Subs: 519/560
Total Tips: $326
I decided that I would transcribe this stream after all the Mod Drama the evening before and the begging tweet that went out.
When I started typing this up, I wasn't expecting ALL THIS.
This prestream was especially punishing. All the pignosis, lying, deflections, gaslighting, strawmanning, and toxic word salads.
YEEESH!
Some thoughts:
I guess DSP's regular streaming week is now called a Marathon of Streaming Days in Pigspeak.
DSP better hope that his paypigs don't pony up the gifted subs to reach this sub goal.
There's no way that this doesn't end in a toxic cloud of drama and DSP trying to weasel out of playing the viewer suggested game. Again. Like he always does when the paypigs and tryhard trolls give him money to play a game he doesn't want to, for whatever autistic reason he comes up with.
This is just a lie. He's going to drag his foot on playing the game, like always.
I guess that $500 he hustled out of that fan a couple of months ago, for the Portal gun that DSP bought using Gamespot points, doesn't count.
Doesn't he always say that tip money goes straight to bills or games?
Was that another lie?
Where was that money going before a month and a half ago??
Darksydephil is a low-down, scummy, lying-ass snake.
I've forgotten to pay my internet bill before, and they don't immediately cut your service. All that happens, is that the negative balance and an added late fee is carried over to the next month billing cycle.
It's not like the cable company won't accept the money if it's ten days late, either.
This is just some manipulative bullshit that Darksydephil is trying to pull on his gullible viewers.
He should be ashamed of himself.
More lies.
Does this lazy e-beggar really expect people to believe, that if he were able to pay his bills while STREAMING LESS, that he would go out and get a job?
He was in that position before, when he was in Connecticut, where he was only working for a couple of hours a day and was making enough to support himself comfortably. He didn't bother with getting a job back then. There's no reason to believe he would do it now.
I guess that this is confirmation that he went ahead with his boneheaded plan to let the Connecticut Condo go into foreclosure. Predictably, it's not going as easily as he expected it to go.
Who talks like this?!
Who thinks like this?!
Even as he's thanking them, he's shaming the paypigs and tryhard trolls for the low amount of their individual donations.
What a moneygrubbing scumbag.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a grifter. FULL STOP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell uses emotional manipulation, of both his supporters and his detractors, to shake money out of the pockets of children and naive adults.
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Meech
kiwifarms.net
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What are the bets that if someone was on his stream talking about a relative who fought/died in WWII he'd get fucking mad.
"Uh can you stop derailing my chat? We're here to talk about me, not your idiot grandad who couldn't dodge a bullet nuhuh."
"Uh can you stop derailing my chat? We're here to talk about me, not your idiot grandad who couldn't dodge a bullet nuhuh."
JamFlowMan
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
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So if I have this right all patrons get for their $5 is voting in a poll where the winner gets put into another poll that is open to anyone who wants to sign up for a dead forum? What incredible power...
He should just close the forum and his Patreon while he is at it. That $500 is only like one and a half bills and the only section of his forum that gets used is "random thoughts" unless someone posts some incredibly obvious troll bait which is only answered by other troll accounts until Phil wakes up and deletes it.
He should just close the forum and his Patreon while he is at it. That $500 is only like one and a half bills and the only section of his forum that gets used is "random thoughts" unless someone posts some incredibly obvious troll bait which is only answered by other troll accounts until Phil wakes up and deletes it.
- Joined
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Can you do this everyday and make it a video and just have an empty rocking chair rocking slowly with a slight squeak as the words scroll by.06/05/19 Mortal Kombat XI NEW FIGHTER Begging Stream: Even Very Mediocre Tips Are Appreciated
He is a deranged animal.
~ PRESTREAM ~
*CLICK*
*STARTS YOUTUBE RECORDING*
All righty, everyone.
Hello and welcome, everybody.
What is going on?
Phil here, live on the stream.
This is my LAST streaming day, in my Marathon of Streaming Days this week.
Tomorrow, I get a day away from streaming to do a lot of errands. Quite frankly.
Uhm.
Won't be a Super Fun Day for me.
It'll be me running around, doing a bunch of busywork and shit that I need to do!
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
So!
Hoping to end this week with a bang!
Alright?We had a shifting of the Mod Team yesterday.
I hate to say it, but we had a couple of mods who, basically, WERE NOT LISTENING TO DIRECTION.
Uhm.
For various reasons.
And.
You know?
For whatever reason-
You know?
You know?
Some people do whatever they want to do!
Even after they promise you they won't!
Uhm.
And.
I had to make a change, because of it!
There was no way that I could leave people IN POWER, who were regularly-
Uhhhh.
ABUSING, said power!
Okay?
So, we had two different mods on each end of the spectrum, who were removed from my Mod Team yesterday.
One, a lot of people were saying, was far too strict and was causing problems in the chat. With his behavior and overmodding.
And the other one, quite frankly, was causing problems with undermodding, being too soft and unbanning a bunch of people.
And, so, because we had people on both ends of the spectrum.
We had,
Uh.
A change yesterday.
Okay?
So, it's that simple!
*SNORT*
*LIP SMACK!*
We're not going to be,
Uhhh.
Addressing it, at any kind of length.
But, it needs to be, at least, VERY BRIEFLY addressed.
Because, OBVIOUSLY, some of it.
You know?
Happened very publicly in the chat yesterday.
And some people will notice that they're not here anymore!
Uh.
That's the deal!
Alright?
It's just that simple.
Uhm.
And there's no drama here!
It's all over with.
You're not going to hear me mentioning it anymore.
Uhm.
That's that.
I'll be working with my Mod Team, Behind The Scenes, to figure out how we want to proceed moving forward.
Whether that means,
You know?
THEM being more available to help mod.
Or, whether that means that we look for new mods, or whatever.
But!
That's all on US!
Not on YOU!
So don't worry about it!
Don't worry!
Everything's going to be fine on the streams, moving forward!
Sound good?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
That's that!
Put that behind us!
Okay?
Uhm.*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
What I would like to do, before we get to A Very Serious Segment.
Where I'm going to tell you about, where, basically, I'm going to need your help more than ever today.
Starting today!
Uhm.
Because, I'm in a really bad position, PERSONALLY.
Uh.
What I would like to do, is do some POSITIVE stuff.
Alright?
I would, actually, like to do some very POSITIVE updates!
*LEG SLAP*
Uhm.
Because I did, FINALLY last night, sit down and had a chance to do some work Behind The Scenes, and figure out how E3 is going to go down, this coming week!
I also, allowed me, to figure out my schedule, kind of, what games I want to be playing in the next week!
Alright?
Uhm.
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*Like I said, guys: tomorrow is my day off from streaming!
I'll be running around, doing a lot of busywork and errands, and stuff Behind The Scenes.
Uhm.
And during that day, I would appreciate it, if you would check out DSPGaming on YOUTUBE!The other major update!
As you guys can see on the top of your screen. If you're looking at the stream stats leaderboard on stream.
I have set up the subscriber goal for this month!
It is 560 subscriptions!
There is many reasons that I set it up as that!
Alright?
We're currently at 519 subs.
And we're trying to hit 560 for a few reasons.
The first is: if I did 550, I've already been there. And I think that might be a little bit too easy.
Whenever you do a subscriber goal, you want to make it a little bit of a stretch goal.
I kind of feel, that naturally we're going to get some more subscribers over the course of my E3 coverage anyway!
And!
With Final Fantasy IX, some people may be resubbing for the first time in a while.
Because they love my JRPG content, and I haven't done one in several months.
Alright?
And, quite frankly, I need the help!
So.
You know?
*FAKE LAUGH*
I didn't want to go crazy! I didn't want to do, like, 575! Or higher!
I think that's way too much of a stretch!
But, I certainly can see.
You know?
Roughly, thirty, forty people subbing in the next week. Or two.
Or, actually, three weeks!
Because.
Where are we?
Today's only June-?
Oh my God!
Today's only June 5th!
I thought we were way further into the month!
So, we got a LONG TIME to hit this goal!
Alright?
*GROSS WET SNIFF*
So!
Let's see how it goes!
Alright?
I think we can do it!
I'm pretty sure we can hit it!
What is the sub goal?!
Well, it's, as we've discussed, it's going to be: VIEWERS CHOICE EVENT!
For the first time EVER!
YOU, The Common Viewer, will be able to nominate and vote on a game YOU want to see a FULL playthrough of!
*HAND CLAP*
I will commit to a full playthrough of said game! If it wins the polling!
Alright?
I previously did this with Patron's Choice. Where it was just the patrons who were able to nominate and vote.
And we had so many different games over the years that I've done this way!
Including: Persona 3 & 4, The Yakuza series, uh, Simpsons Hit and Run, Sonic 2006, SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE, and now, Phoenix Wright.
So, that's just a FEW of the MANY games that I played over the years, as a result of the patron's input.
By the way, if you are a patron of mine, you will get PRIORITY INPUT here!
Because, you will still be able to nominate and vote on a game you want to see.
And the patrons- whatever game becomes the patron's priority, is going to automatically make it to the final poll here! Of games that are going to be voted on, for this upcoming Viewer's Choice Event.
Alright?
But, in order for all this to happen.
Alright?
In order for all this to happen, you gotta sub!
We gotta hit 560 subs this month!
Alright, guys?
So.
Please consider it.
Please consider subbing!
Obviously, it helps me out!
You get access to over 30 emotes here on the channel!
And!
You'll make this special Viewer's Choice Event happen!
I can't wait to see what THE COMMON VIEWER-
You know?
Who, previously to this event, has NEVER been able to nominate and vote on stuff for an event like this, will actually want to see me play!
And it will be perfect timing, too!
Because, if I finish Phoenix Wright up this month.
PERFECT!
We can start a Viewer's Choice.
You know?
Right away in the summer!
That would be a great game to balance it out, with everything else that I'm doing.
Right?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Fair enough?Alright, guys.
Now I gotta get to a portion of the prestream that is pretty serious.
Uhm.
Normally, here I would do a plug segment.
Normally, I would tell you about all the ways you can CONTRIBUTE.
Right?
I would!
I would say, 'Oh! You could- you could go to Patreon, or you could buy something from Teespring! You could cheer, sub, or TIP.'
Bottom line, guys, right now, I'm in the worst financial position I've ever been in!
Uhm.
Because of stuff going on Behind The Scenes.
And.
I am faced with a dilemma.
Alright?
Said dilemma.
SAID DILEMMA!
Is.
That.
I am not getting paid for ten days!
Alright?
TEN DAYS!
Until I get my payment from Twitch for this month.
I have no other sources of income right now!
I tried my best to do things, to make extra income!
I tried to sell my statues! No one was serious about buying them!
Talked to a ton of people! And everyone kind of wasted my time and no one bought anything.
Uhm.
I basically.
You know?
Tried as much as I could- I STRETCHED myself thin, as much as I possibly FREAKIN' could here!
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
And I'm done!
I'm shot!
I have no other.
Uh.
Options, here at this point.
So, I have ten days, where I have ZERO DOLLARS in my bank account!
And I can't pay bills!
And this really fucking sucks!
Because I have bills coming up!
I have.
Uh.
Condo dues that are going to be due.
I have a loan payment that's due.
Uhm.
And I know for a fact, that I probably have one or two credit card payments.
Uhm.
All coming up!
And I have no money to pay them!
Now, you may say, 'Well. You know? What happens then?'
Well, my bank account may or may not clear them.
Like, my bank may say, 'We'll pay you. But then we'll charge you this big overdraft fee!'
I have never been in a situation where there's ten days till I get paid, and I know things- I have no money.
Like, this is the worst I've ever had in my entire life!
Uhm.
So.
I'm pretty screwed!
Alright?
And, what I'm doing now is, I'm appealing to you guys, the viewers.
For anyone who is listening out there and-
You know?
Who cares, and who likes my content, and all that.
This is the worst situation I've ever been in!
It has nothing to do with you guys.
You guys have been incredibly supportive!
I seriously cannot say anything negative about the streams, or about anything.
Everything has been great!
The problem is, Behind The Scenes, there is shitty stuff going on in my life that, that, pretty much killed me this month!
Uhm.
And if I can't make ends meet and pay these bills, in the next two weeks, I don't even know what I'm going to do.
Like.
We're talking, potentially, The Internet could get cut off!
'Cuz that actually- I believe, at the end of- at the very tail end there, of when I get paid from Twitch, is supposed to be paid!
And I don't have money for it!
Alright?
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
So, here's the deal!
If you guys want to help me out, PLEASE TIP ME.
Alright?
TIPPING ME.
I swear to you! A Hundred Percent of all TIP Funds are going to pay bills!
They have been for the past month and a half!
THAT!
Or buying a new game!
But, now, I mean, at this point?
Like, like, I can't even afford to buy a game at this point!
And I know there's a ton of new games coming out.
Uhm.
In about a week and a half, two weeks.
And, I don't even know if I'm even going to be able to afford them!
Being very REAL with all of you!
Uhm.
That's how bad of a situation I'm in right now.
So.
I need to get through this.
And, really, the only way- thing that I can ask is for your support, via TIPS.
That's it!
I don't even know what else to do!
I have no clue, what else I can possibly do to make any money right now, to make ends meet.
And, it sucks!
It's a horrible feeling!
And, it's hopefully a feeling I get out of, in the next couple of months.
The thing is, now we've got E3!
New games coming out!
We're going to have some consistency in the streams, where it's going to be better content!
And I think you guys, are going to be.
You know?
Normally- regularly viewership around this time of the year gets better.
And.
You know?
Some people are getting out of school and stuff! So, they start tuning into the streams more, and everything!
So.
*SNIFF*
*LIP SMACK!*
That being said.
Uhm.
Anything you can do to help, is appreciated!
Even if you can't TIP, word of mouth- 'Hey! Go check out Phil's streams!'
Stuff like that helps!
Uhm.
Just being here, hanging out with me and BEING POSITIVE.
Right?
Instead of being.
Uh.
One of these negative jerks, who comes in here to insult me.
Just hanging out with me, makes me feel better. Gives me some motivation to keep coming back.
Right?
Uhm.
But in particular, right now, I'm in such a bad situation.
You know?
I really need your help.
With TIPS.
Okay?
I'm just being very honest with everyone.
Open.
I didn't want it to come to this!
I've been struggling and really busting my butt, in the past two months, to try to make this not happen.
But, it's happened finally.
There's nothing I can do about it.
mithrandir475 donated $5!
For help w/ the emergency situation. keep strong brother.
*LEG SLAP*
I just kind of shrug and be like,
*LEG SLAP*
Hopefully things turn around. Hopefully I can raise enough TIPS in the next couple of weeks, pay some of these bills?
So I'm not that much MASSIVELY overdrawn!
And then when the Twitch payment comes through, hopefully it's enough to make up for the negative balance in my account.
And then, hopefully, at the end of this month, things go very well on streams to make up for all this stuff!
You know what I mean?
Like.
There's a lot of 'What ifs?'
But, it's really all I can rely on anymore!
Uhm.
*SNORT*
Certainly, I've shown my dedication, with the amount that I've streamed and the amount of stuff that I do with you guys!
Uhm.
And I can't really do much else!
You know?
It's not like, 'Oh! Phil can do a special thing here!'
NOT MUCH ELSE I CAN DO.
You know what I mean?!
Uhm.
So.
The bottom line is this: I apologize, guys.
Uhm.
That I even have to bring this up.
I don't want to.
And, basically, for the next two weeks, I'm not even going to be doing full Plug Segments.
I'm just going to be saying, 'Please TIP ME, if you can.'
And the thing is: if you cheer or sub, that's great!
You know?
We have a sub goal for the month!
Cheering helps.
You know?
In the long term.
But!
TIPPING ME right now, is the only thing that's going to get me through the next.
You know?
TEN DAYS! Until I get PAID! And after that, making up for the fact that I didn't have the money!
You know what I mean?
So.
Please, guys!
Consider.
Uh.
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
TIPPING, if you can.
Explains how to send his lying, manipulative, low-down, grifting ass a tip.
So.
Just being honest!
Thank you, guys!
Anyone who contributes anything, I appreciate it!
Really!
I really, sincerely, am appealing to you!
Because this is the worst time I've ever had, financially.
It sucks!
Because, I really feel, my personal life is at an all time high!
My life with Kat!
We love each other! We're having a great, a great life Behind The Scenes!
Uhm.
You know?
Tomorrow, I'm going to have-
Even though, tomorrow is going to be a day where I'm just running errands
*LEG SLAP*
that I have to do!
Behind The Scenes.
And, really, we don't get to do too much fun stuff!
We're gonna have a day, a fun day together!
Regardless, we love spending time together!
My wife is amazing!
And, it's like, my personal life is at an all-time high! And my profess- my financial life is the worst it's ever been!
And there's nothing I can do about it.
You know what I mean?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright.
Enough is enough.
About beating the dead horse.
I'm just gonna- just so you guys know, I am going to bring it up during the streams.
PLEASE TIP ME.
It's just, I NEED PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
I'm not going to tell a full sob story or anything.
I'm just going to be like, 'Listen. I really need support. Please TIP ME if you can.'
Okay?
And I'm going to be bringing this up.
Uh.
A few times.
So.
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright?
*GROSS WET SNIFFING*
*LIP SMACK!*
Okay.By the way, I'll just say this upfront.
All the idiots in streamchat, who are basically saying that I have violated Twitch's terms of service, are completely wrong!
Uh.
On Twitch, it is perfectly, 100% okay to ask for TIP contributions.
It is.
One Hundred Percent Allowed.
And always was, by the way.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.
Basically trying to stir up drama.
You know?
If you need support via TIPS, you can ask for them!
You have always been able to do that!
It's never been against Twitch terms of service.
Or else, how am I still here?!
I mean, let's not be Fucking Stupid.
Okay?
Just to forewarn anyone, if you're going to spam the streamchat with nonsense, you're going to get moderated.
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
Fair enough?
Alright.
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Okay.By the way, I should say this as well.
If you're thinking of helping out.
Alright?
And, you're like, 'Man! I really want to TIP Phil and help him out, but I could only TIP like a dollar. And I don't think that's going to help.'
Uh.
That's not the case at all!
The truth of the matter is, I've always been successful via the COMBINED EFFORTS of the hundreds to thousands of people who watch my content on a daily basis.
Not by the concerted effort of one person.
You see what I mean?
And, not to say there haven't been big contributers in the past! There have been!
But, in reality, the reason this works is because so many people enjoy my stuff, and they all give a little.
You know?
And don't think, 'Oh, man! I can only give a buck, that ain't gonna help!'
It does help!
It does!
You know?
It adds up!
And.
You know?
It helps tremendously!
Alright?
So, thank you for even considering, but if that's your-
You know?
What you're worried about, that's not the case.
Alright?
*SNORT*[2019-06-05 11:08:41 PDT] frogs_playing_golf: cheer50 i think its funny people say “get a job and you wont have these issues” like all the debt will just magically go away or like hours dont get cut at “real jobs” . sorry i cant tip phil dspPepe
It's true!
The people that say that, basically, are completely ignorant of anything.
Just being honest!
You know?
They think that, 'Oh! Being on the internet, and streaming, and making videos, isn't a real job! If you just went out and got a 9 to 5 job. Or a real- You got a couple of part-time jobs, you'd be in a better position!'
It's like, 'No! You wouldn't!'
Because, as I've told you guys.
This job. I make more money at THIS JOB, than I made at any other job I've ever held!
Including the office job I held for five years!
I make more money doing this!
My problem is, things keep happening
*HAND CLAP*
Behind The Scenes, over and over, that screw me over!
And to this point, like, I don't even want to bother you guys with the details of it anymore.
It's so ludicrous and ridiculous!
And it's stuff that I can't control.
And at this point.
You know?
I have done everything I can!
Behind The Scenes, I am trying to fix the situation!
I'm just not going to give you the details, because every time I do, people use it against me in some malicious way.
So I am not going to.
But, I am in the process of trying to fix this situation.
It's going to take a long time! It's not something that can be done overnight!
Uhm.
And I just need to stay afloat during this time period.
And right now.
You know?
This one particular time is so bad for me, that I just don't even know what to do.
Uhm.
You know?
So.
I'll be honest with all of you!
Because I need your help!
I'm not gonna.
You know?
Not be honest!
And get screwed over here!
And then, what can I do?
I can't even broadcast, because I can't even pay my Internet bill!
Right?
But at the same time, I understand this is not something you guys want to hear all the time!
I don't want to do this!
I don't!
I don't want to do this!
*LEG SLAP*
I just want to stream and have fun!
Uhm.
I wish there was a magic solution!
I wish, that I could just immediately get another job that would pay double what I make now, and it would fix everything!
That's, that's insanity, though!
That's like.
You know?
Living in some fucking fantasy world!
Where you think that, just because I go get a job somewhere else, I'm just magically going to fix everything!
Any job that I get, outside of streaming right now, will pay less than what I make streaming!
In this case, I need to get to a point-
I've explained this before!
Long term- Long term!
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright?
What I need to do: I need to get to a point, where I am better off finacially than I am now.
It's going to take a long time, though.
That's the problem!
*HAND CLAP*
But I need to get to a point, where I don't have to work as much.
I don't have to stream as much, just to make ends meet, with the basic bills that I pay and everything.
And then I can go find another job!
I can go work for another company.
Whether it's a part-time retail job. Whether it's a full-time retail job.
Whether I try to get to a better thing.
Like I said, there's a few things around here I'd love to apply for!
But I know, they wouldn't hire me because I've been out of the job sector for nine years! And by then, it will probably be even longer!
Right?
So.
*THROAT CLEAR*
Long term.
*LIP SMACK!*
I totally understand, this isn't viable to do something long-term full-time like this.
It's not!
You know?
As I get older, people are going to have less interest in what I have to say and do on stream!
Let's be honest here!
Uhm.
But that being said, that's not something that I can fix overnight!
That's something that's going to take me a while, to get financially sound enough, that now I don't have to stream as much. And now I can go look for another job.
I can't do that right now!
I have to be here!
You know?
WORKING MY BUTT OFF!
SIX DAYS A WEEK!
TEN-PLUS HOURS A DAY!
In order to make ends meet!
I just have to!
Okay?
Sound good?
Alright?
*THROAT CLEAR*ThePastryarchy donated $100!
Can't have that Lords of the Garbage redemption run without you, man, hang in there!
*LIP SMACK!*
Wow!
Well, first of all, thank you very much to ThePastryarchy, who tipped me A HUNDRED DOLLARS.
Thank you, very, very, much!
*READS TIP MESSAGE*
Thank you, very, very, very much, ThePastryarchy!
Seriously!
That is going to help me TREMENDOUSLY.
You know?
Right now.
Thank you so much for that!
*INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE. AS IF EVEN HE WAS SURPRISED THAT SOMEONE FELL FOR HIS SOB STORY*
Oh my God.
Alright.
*LIP SMACK!*
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
I wish there was more to say, but.
You know?
As for Lords of the Fallen, like I said, 'Hey! It could happen!'
If this Patron's Choice Event happens this month, it could happen!
Alright.[2019-06-05 11:10:13 PDT] mydadisthebtk: cheer50 I don't have a paypal account so I can't tip, but I hope this helps and pays a bill
*LIP SMACK!*
mydadisthebtk cheered, and he trolled in his comment.
I think, he thinks I'm stupid.
Not gonna read it, but I said, 'Thank you for the cheer' regardless.
[2019-06-05 11:25:00 UTC] mydadisthebtk: ? I just said I'd like to tip you but I don't have a paypal
[2019-06-05 11:25:04 UTC] mydadisthebtk: How is that a troll[2019-06-05 11:10:53 PDT] egg_gangster: cheer50 Phil bottom line is it seems like you can’t afford your lifestyle. You need to cut back because the spending is out of hand. Just being honest.
Uhhh.
I cut back on everything I possibly can!
I don't spend money on any luxuries whatsoever!
I'm not even exaggerating!
I have nothing!
Everything I pay for is an existing debt!
The problem isn't that I'm spending too much, the problem is that I owe too much already!
And, I'm to the point where I can't!
I've stretched myself thin!
My credit is completely overextended.
Like, I can't afford anything anymore!
You know?
It's not that, 'Oh my God! Phil's living the life! And everyday, he's going out and spending a hundred dollars on FOOD! And look at the EXTRAVAGENT clothes he's wearing!'
And all this shit.
And, by the way, you always have the idiots who bring up, 'Oh! He owns two homes!'
NOT FOR LONG!
Uhm.
You know?
Like I said, Behind The Scenes, I'm working, in process, on all of this.
And, you're right.
I can't!
I can't keep doing this!
You know?
To the- at the expense of my credit, I'm doing things behind the scenes to try to fix this situation.
It sucks because my credit is going to be fucking ruined, and there's nothing I can do about it.
But I have to do this.
So.
I'm working on all these things.
This is one of the things that, Behind The Scenes, has been frustrating the shit out of me!
Is that, I would love to have an overnight solution and - Boom! - now I don't have to worry about, 'Oh! There's a fucking condo in Connecticut that's draining me!'
But, I can't!
There's no overnight solution!
I'm trying to get this fixed!
And I'm working on it!
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK!*
Alright?
You know?
And, and it sucks ass!
You know?
It's not- again! Phil-
People seem to think that my lifestyle is so great and amazing!
Dudes!
It's not!
You know?
Yes!
Do I have a nice house? Here in Washington? YES!
But, outside of that, I barely get to spend any time with my wife!
I am here, WORKING MY ASS OFF everyday!
Not to say, that it's not fun being on stream.
I don't get days off, to go do fun stuff!
You know?
There's no weekends for me!
They don't exist!
Uhm.
You know?
I do everything I possibly can!
And there's not much else I can do!
Tuh, to, to lower my expenses!
I've gotten rid of EVERYTHING that was super expensive in my name!
I got rid of cable television! I cut back, I got rid of a phone line!
I'm doing- I did everything I could!
Wuh- When we go grocery shopping, we're buying cheaper stuff!
I'm not even kidding!
We changed our meal plans to say.
You know?
We gotta make lower- lower cost things, when we go out to buy groceries and stuff.
We've done everything we can!
And I can't do anything else!
So.
I'm sorry, egg_gangster.
But, a cheer like this and a message like this, is completely unfair and insulting to me!
Especially, someone- it's not like I've just been sitting here, 'Oh! You know? I'm just SPEND, SPEND, SPEND constantly! And now, I expect that things are just going to magically get better!'
It's not!
It's been the complete fucking opposite for the last year!
Where I've completely tried to change my lifestyle to be: No Spending!
And, I'm still in this situation!
So.
Don't say shit like that!
Because it personally does hurt when you say stuff like that!
Whether, even if you don't-
You know?
Intend it.
It's fucking hurtful, man!
Because I'm here busting my butt!
Alright?
Please stop with that shit!
Okay?
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*
*LIP SMACK!*[2019-06-05 11:15:23 PDT] thelastrambo341: cheer50 can you respond to the allegation that Twitch shows favoritism towards you?
Uhm.
No!
Twitch doesn't show any favoritism to me at all!
I just don't break the fucking rules!
The thing that people make- they make up shit CONSTANTLY!
*MOCKING VOICE*
'Phil broke this rule! Phil broke that rule!'
The rules don't exist!
The rules that they claim that I'm breaking, don't exist!
THEY false report me to Twitch everyday, saying that I broke a rule!
THERE'S NO RULES THAT I BREAK!
*SNAKE CHUCKLE*
I don't brea-
You know?
What the fuck, man?!
The thing is, last year, I DID ACTUALLY!
Get.
Some.
Uhm.
You know?
Discipline, I guess you could say it?
From Twitch.
*ACTIVATES PIGSPLAINING VOICE*
When they changed their rules. Alright? They did. They changed their rules. *LIP SMACK!* To become much more strict, early on in 2018. And. I did. Receive. Some penalties. There. If you guys remember?
I. You know? For a couple of days, I couldn't stream. Uhm. And I changed up. Completely changed up! The way that I say and do things, to make sure that I wasn't violating those rules. And I don't! You know?
*RETURNS TO HIS REGULAR WHINY VOICE*
Just because people don't like me.
Alright?
Doesn't mean I'm against what Twitch is saying I can do on their site.
You know?
That's not how it works!
'Oh! I don't like this person! Therefore, they should just be banned from Twitch!'
No!
That's not how it works!
I don't violate Twitch's rules ever!
EVER!!
There's not even, 'Oh! He's on the fine line.'
No!!
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
I don't!
I'm not insulting anyone's personal appearance!
I'm not asking you for things that are not allowed to be asked for on Twitch!
Everything I do is in line with what Twitch allows!
A Hundred Percent!
In fact, if anything, I GET UNFAIRLY PUNISHED BY TWITCH!
For things I don't do!
For example: I should be able to be part of their sponsorship program! And be able to play their sponsored games on their Bounty Board!
And I can't!
Because the trolls are so butthurt that I'm still allowed on Twitch, they harass the shit out of the games, who I played sponsored streams for!
And now I've been blacklisted from that program!
So.
If anything!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright?
If anything, it's the opposite!
I actually get MORE, negative negativity!
Things that I can't do!
Than I deserve!
It's that simple!
*THROAT CLEAR*
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
Alright.
*LIP SMACK!*
So.
There's no favoritism towards me, that's ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
That's just insanity!
That people would even say that!
If you watch my streams, you're like, 'What the hell are people talking about? You know? That Phil should be banned? What the fuck?'
NOTHING!
There's nothing that I do ever!
That warrants any kind of discipline or ban!
I don't break the rules!
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
That's why I'm here!
*THROAT CLEAR*Zilla98 donated $155!
A lot of people disliked Godzilla 1998 but really liked the sequeled cartoon: Godzilla the Series. So, what do you think of Zilla as a unique Kaiju, not as Godzilla? I really liked the design and cartoon
Holy crap!
Zilla98 tipped me A HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS!
Holy shit!
Thank you Zilla98!
Talks about Godzilla '98 for way too long.Alright, it's this simple.
savethepigthegame used to be a regular on the stream.
And then he started talking about very, very controversial topics. And got banned because of it.
And I'm willing to give him a second chance.
As long as he commits to the fact, that he will just talk about Fun Stuff on the streams, and won't derail the stream with, with Extreme Stuff.
Okay?
*THROAT CLEAR*
*LIP SMACK*
So, I am going to unban this guy live!
Because he did request it.
I'm going to be nice!
But, now, it's like a public thing.
If savethepigthegame.
Uh.
Overacts! Or whatever!
You know?
He's gonna get banned!
Alright?
Just making that very clear!
I'm trying- I actually just did a Lean In Unban!
I did a Lean In Unban!
How about that?
You weren't expecting that today, were you?
*SNAKE LAUGH*
Okay, then.[2019-06-05 11:26:44 PDT] egg_gangster: cheer50 sell the cars and buy a reliable used car
egg_gangster, you have no idea what you're talking about.
First of all, I don't own CARS.
See what I mean?!
egg_gangster: very gullible!
Apparently believes I own multiple cars!
I don't!
I own one car.
It's a car that I drive everywhere, and Kat uses to get to and from work as well.
And.
It's a nice car, it's a mid-range car.
Uhm.
That's a couple of years old, it's not a valuable car!
If I were to sell it and get a used car, it wouldn't make me any money.
It wouldn't.
Already, the car's dipped in value so much.
Plus, how do you think I'm going to afford another car?
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Anyway, this is what I mean: Stupid Shit.
Stupid.
*MOCKING VOICE*
'I know this suggestion will save Phil!'
No.
It won't.
[2019-06-05 11:27:02 PDT] philly_buckeye: cheer50 If you just sold one of your 5 lamborghinis you would be fine Kappa
Exactly!
You know what I should do?
I should clear out my- my- my garage of luxury vehicles that I have downstairs, that I just don't show you guys.
Right?
Another one of these ridiculous things people say.[2019-06-05 11:38:56 PDT] ooziegohard: Cheer50 #SELLTHEYACHT
*SNAKE LAUGH*
Yes!
You know?
*SNAKE LAUGH*
When you're trying to make ends meet, maybe you should just sell the yacht!
You know?
Sometimes, you just gotta sell the yacht!
What else can you do?
*CONDESCENDING LAUGH*
What the fuck is going on?!
*SNIFF*
But, you see what I mean?
The stupid thing?
*MOCKING VOICE*
'I know what'll solve Phil's problems! If he just stopped streaming altogether, and goes and gets a real job!'
*HAND CLAP*
Oh my God!
Ultimate facepalm!
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
*MOCKING VOICE*
'If you just cut down on all those ridiculous luxury expenses!'
What?!
What luxury expenses?!
*SNAKE CHUCKLE*
What?!
You know what I mean?
Uhhh.
I've cut down on so much, and-
No. I'm not gonna sit here and do a whole stream about it! And tell you all about this private shit!
But, it's like, I love that people just think that they know so much about me.
When, in reality, they don't.
You know?
Maybe at one point, years ago, you did.
You don't anymore!
You have no idea, the things that I've done to cut corners!
And, you know?
The sacrifices I've made, to even keep this going!
And, to say shit like that, is just so disrespectful and insulting.
Like, you know, I'm not trying to make this work.
You know?
Do you think I like getting e-mails at 2 A.M., when I'm in bed, lying to go to sleep?
Being woken up by my phone, to tell me that I've been overdrawn on my bank account?
And I have to wait ten days to get paid from Twitch.
I'm like, 'What the fuck am I going to do?!'
YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?!
You think this is a game??
It's fun??
'Oh, yeah! It's fucking fun to spend this time on prestream, talking about this shit!'
You know what I mean?
Uhm.
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
Fucked up!
That people would say that shit!
[2019-06-05 11:40:33 PDT] thelastrambo341: cheer50 sell the Palace XD just joking, your comments are hilarious
That's what I mean!
Like, 'Oh! He should just cut back on everything!'
There's nothing to cut back on anymore!
You know?
I got so much shit going on in my personal life!
Why do you think I tell you guys sometimes, I'm so stressed out with the shit going on Behind The Scenes?
Because, I'm doing what I can now. And there's only so much you can do.
You know what I mean?I got an anonymous dollar tip asking me, why do I have a mod turnover.
Uhm.
It's very simple.
Because, some people just let it get to their heads, I think.
You know?
It's funny.
Because, some people will join the Mod Team with the best of intentions.
And the next thing I know, they're doing stuff, like, 'Why are you doing this?'
You know?
Like I said, in particular, we had one mod that was just way too harsh!
He would, he would clear chat constantly! He would ban people on a whim!
And I had conversations with them, over and over about it.
'Why are you doing this? Stop doing this.'
And, you know?
What could you do?
And then, on the flipside, we got a guy, who is the guy detractors go to when they get banned from chat.
And they try to trick him into getting unbanned, and he keeps doing it!
Even though I've had repeated conversations WITH HIM about it!
Like, 'Dude! You can't keep doing this!'
And he keeps doing it!
Like.
*LEG SLAP*
It's kind of complete opposites!!
Right?
It's like, you can't have either extremes!
When you're a moderator, what are you supposed to do?
Be moderate!
THAT'S, LIKE, KIND OF, PART OF IT!
You need to be, kind of, middle of the road! And judge a situation one way or the other.
You can't be extreme one way, or extreme the other!
That's exactly what we had!
We had extremes that weren't melding, that were butting heads!
*HAND CLAP*
That were causing problems in stream chat because of it.
I just couldn't have it!
I had to take care of it.
And I did.
You know?Henk_Douma donated $20!
Sorry to hear about your situation. Hope this helps a bit. Great news about FF9 on the coming friday! What made you decide to play it before you've finished Phoenix Wright?
Two things!
Number one: someone outright got it for me!
Said, 'Here's the key- go buy the game! Here you go! Here's the credit for it!'
I said, 'Alright.'
So I did.
So, since I already have it, that's one consideration.
Especially because I have no money for games right now!
I mean, you know what I mean?
I have no money to buy games, so I have to use what games that I have.
So, that's number one.
Continues to ramble on about how he wants to switch from Phoenix Wright and start a new playthrough.
I just.
*LOOK UP TOWARDS JESUS*
I just want my suffering to end.
So I didn't transcribe that part.
Thank you very much, Henk, for that twenty dollar tip!
I appreciate it and all of your support, man!
I know you're a very supportive person, who shows up and helps all the time.
I thank you for that.[2019-06-05 11:43:31 PDT] thelastrambo341: cheer50 I have a suggestion due to the repeated questions / comments such as "Get a job" or "Sell the House", why not make a FAQ forum post?
Uhh.
I guess I could?
The thing is, though-
Here's the truth of the matter, lastrambo!
I understand what you're saying.
*LEG SLAP*
But, I think that you are, sadly.
*LIP SMACK!*
Giving them the benefit of the doubt.
The problem is, these people are doing that to troll me.
They're not doing it because this is legitimate.
Like, 'Oh! Phil's should get another job!'
No!
People know that!
People know that, if I get a part-time FUCKING job somewhere. For minimum wage.
It's not going to help me, as much, as if I'm here streaming more!
That's just the bottom li- It's the truth!
They, they know that!
It's that, THEY just want to troll me, by making it seem that there's some simple solution for all of my problems that I'm ignoring and I'm purposely torturing myself.
I'm not!
If- Trust me!
If there was, uh, an easy way to fix things, I would do it!
There's not!
The situation I'm in, is a very complex and difficult one!
It's going to take a long time to get to a better financial position!
Alright?
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
But, that's it!
I don't think they're being genuine AT ALL!
I think they're fucking trolling!
I do.
I think they're trolling.
And, they're doing it.
You know?
If I made the FAQ?
They pretend the FAQ doesn't exist!
This is just like the people, who come out and say that I suck at Street Fighter!
Despite the fact that there's a ridiculous amount of CONCRETE EVIDENCE on the internet, that I'm actually good at Street Fighter! Via tournament results.
They just ignore all those, just to say that I suck at Street Fighter!
You see what I mean?
So, it doesn't matter what I do in that regard.[2019-06-05 11:45:58 PDT] almightyturban: Pride59 How about Mixer its gotten way better I'm sure you'll get hundreds of embers dude
*TAKES A SIP*
Alright.
almightyturban.
*CRUSHES PLASTIC BOTTLE IN FRONT OF THE MIC, BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE*
Try this again.
almightyturban cheered.
*READS CHEER MESSAGE*
Uh.
I have no problem being here!
Uh.
On.
Uh.
What do you call it?
I have no problem being here on Twitch!
I love being on Twitch!
Twitch is the place to be for streamers!
It's- Ideal- Ideally, it's the pruh- premier place to stream.
Everyone knows this!
Being on Twitch is the place to be!
Yeah, there's other options and other alternatives!
Twitch is the #1 place to be for streaming!
It's got the best visibility!
It's got the best tools for streams!
It's got the best everything!
Alright?
Just being honest.
I don't want to go anywhere else!
I don't wanna try Mixer, I don't wanna go back to YouTube.
I want to stay on Twitch for as long as I can, because it's the best!
Uhm.
*LIP SMACK!*
And the thing is, you may not realize this, you cannot stream on multiple platforms and make money.
It's against the terms of service of all those platforms.
So, if I went over to Mixer, and streamed and tried to make money over there.
I couldn't do it on Twitch anymore. I would be violating their terms of service.
So.
I wanna stay here, dude!
I don't wanna go anywhere!
I want to.
STAY.
HERE.
Alright?JMFS tipped a dollar and said, 'Why do you act like you need money to buy every new game, but your fans buy you games all the time?'
No, it's true!
And, listen, JMFS, you're right!
In that, it's very helpful when the fans have been buying me games recently!
Because, I couldn't afford them!
You know?
I'M NOT GONNA FRONT.
You're right!
But!
The thing is, you're right!
Coming up this month, just for some perspective.
Starts rambling on about all the games and DLC packs that are coming out this month. This fucking prestream has been going for a little over an hour and he's already made $307 from the paypigs and tryhard trolls.
If I don't have money to pay my bills, how am I going to get those games?
You see what I mean?
So, the fans have been STEPPING UP, and donating and helping.
So, I don't even know what your point is!
Because you really don't have one!
*SMUG AND CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*Okay!
*LIP SMACK!*
So, everyone.
Thank you very much!
Very supportive prestream today!
I appreciate that!
Let me assure you, that all these tips that just came through today, are going straight to bills.
I'm going to transfer that to my bank account during the break.
No lie!
When I go on break, I will be transferring all of this to my bank account, to pay bills!
This will help, probably at least pay one bill!
No lie!
So, thank you for that very much!
~ POSITIVE GAMEPLAY INTERACTIONS ~
*ENTERS MORTAL KOMBAT XI MENU SCREEN*
*BIG YAWN*
Wake up!
This sucks!
Because I did not get good sleep at all! Last night.
You know?
Like.
Literally!
I lean back to go to sleep.
And I'm closing my eyes, and my phone vibrates.
And I'm like, 'What could that be?'
And it's an overdraft alert!
And I'm like,
*LOOKS SADLY TO THE SIDE*
You know?
It's just so dis-fucking-heartingly!
And I didn't get enough sleep.
What can you do?
Then my stomach sank. I felt like shit![2019-06-05 11:59:58 PDT] vote_democrat: cheer111 hey phil, sry to hear about your situation. i saw your tweet its so fucked the negative responses trolls leave just to be assholes
Oh, I didn't even read a single one!
I'm not kidding you!
I didn't even read a single one of their responses!
I don't give a fuck!
I knew that the tweet would be important.
And I knew that THEY would be assholes to me.
And I just didn't read any of them.
So.
Oh, well!
Good to know that they wasted their time on my twitter, because I didn't read a single response to it!
I'm serious!
Not a single one!
ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
What a waste of their time!Thank you for watching my Mortal Kombat XI stream!
*T-POSE*
Obviously, we had several, you know, LARGE TIPS.
We had VERY MEDIOCRE TIPS.
We had LOW AMOUNT OF TIPS.
And they all helped me out completely!
*FLAILS NOODLE ARMS*
So did the cheering!
So did everything!
So, thanks everyone who contributed today!
*THUMBS UP FOR THE PAYPIGS AND TRYHARD TROLLS THAT CONTRIBUTED*
It's appreciated!
*HAND CLAP*
~Whoreboard stats at the end of stream~
Current Subs: 519/560
Total Tips: $326
I decided that I would transcribe this stream after all the Mod Drama the evening before and the begging tweet that went out.
When I started typing this up, I wasn't expecting ALL THIS.
This prestream was especially punishing. All the pignosis, lying, deflections, gaslighting, strawmanning, and toxic word salads.
YEEESH!
Some thoughts:
I guess DSP's regular streaming week is now called a Marathon of Streaming Days in Pigspeak.
DSP better hope that his paypigs don't pony up the gifted subs to reach this sub goal.
There's no way that this doesn't end in a toxic cloud of drama and DSP trying to weasel out of playing the viewer suggested game. Again. Like he always does when the paypigs and tryhard trolls give him money to play a game he doesn't want to, for whatever autistic reason he comes up with.
This is just a lie. He's going to drag his foot on playing the game, like always.
I guess that $500 he hustled out of that fan a couple of months ago, for the Portal gun that DSP bought using Gamespot points, doesn't count.
Doesn't he always say that tip money goes straight to bills or games?
Was that another lie?
Where was that money going before a month and a half ago??
Darksydephil is a low-down, scummy, lying-ass snake.
I've forgotten to pay my internet bill before, and they don't immediately cut your service. All that happens, is that the negative balance and an added late fee is carried over to the next month billing cycle.
It's not like the cable company won't accept the money if it's ten days late, either.
This is just some manipulative bullshit that Darksydephil is trying to pull on his gullible viewers.
He should be ashamed of himself.
More lies.
Does this lazy e-beggar really expect people to believe, that if he were able to pay his bills while STREAMING LESS, that he would go out and get a job?
He was in that position before, when he was in Connecticut, where he was only working for a couple of hours a day and was making enough to support himself comfortably. He didn't bother with getting a job back then. There's no reason to believe he would do it now.
I guess that this is confirmation that he went ahead with his boneheaded plan to let the Connecticut Condo go into foreclosure. Predictably, it's not going as easily as he expected it to go.
Who talks like this?!
Who thinks like this?!
Even as he's thanking them, he's shaming the paypigs and tryhard trolls for the low amount of their individual donations.
What a moneygrubbing scumbag.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a grifter. FULL STOP.
Philip "Darksyedphil" Burnell uses emotional manipulation, of both his supporters and his detractors, to shake money out of the pockets of children and naive adults.
Shambler
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he's done it before
"um i don't care that your brother died and are handling it better than im handling being alone"
MoonRocker
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Is this a joke? You got rid of your $100 cable subscription and $25 phone line and that's cutting on expenses?
Sell all your statues. Sell your old clothes. Sell your old games. Sell your fucking car and start taking the damn bus. Shit, Airbnb your house and start collecting rent. Sell anything you don't need if you're hurting for money that bad.
And I know you read this thread on a daily basis Phil because you banned me from something I said on here almost 3 months ago.
You're still living an upper-middle class lifestyle when you obviously can't afford it. You're a fucking retard and a failure. You've accomplished nothing in your entire life.
You don't have a legacy. You have infamy, and that's all you'll ever be known for.
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"Nobody wants to hear you make this about how i'm in the wrong for being stressed in my life because you have a situation that's worse." He is completely unable to accept any kind of situation in which he is not intrinsically morally superior or in more pain than the next guy, and yet he has the audacity to say "I don't take pleasure in the suffering of others" in the same prestream
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Gee, Dante! It's almost as if a greedy pigroach that streams for free money... only cares about your money!
Wow, dood!
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I'll never forget how he was making daily vlogs about ContentID matches and said he would continue to make them daily to help out others who were having the same issues he had.
Then Machinima partnered him and he completely dropped it and almost never talked about it again. The extent to which he talked about it again was telling Angry Joe "You should join a managed partnership, dummy"
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