Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Adamska said:
He just swallowed the burger whole like a snake is my guess. You've seen how that fucking pig eats.
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Pig? I think he eats more like a duck.

I know it probably makes me a horrible person, but I can't wait until his next stroke causes his other arm to fail. We might actually get to see him go legit snake mode to keep the Wendigo satisfied.

I'd normally limit myself to just one video, but both felt so dang relevant I couldn't fucking choose.
 
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AnOminous said:
Pretty sure some weirdoes from /ck/ did and reviewed it. It doesn't make you instantly get cancer but it's not very good either. It's hard to fuck up mixing ketchup with whatever else he mixed it with.

It literally lists ketchup as its first ingredient. Even normal BBQ sauces that also basically have ketchup as their first ingredient don't actually do that, so I assume the main ingredient of the Jack sauce actually is just Heinz ketchup.

Also it's so shitty even he doesn't use it. In a recent show, he used Sweet Baby Ray's, which you can get for a dollar, instead. Even he knows his sauce is absolute shit.
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One of the /ck/ poster that ordered some of that sauce even got one that had become rotten 786668-8a0c7dcd1034fe28f23cbba5dc13bd6f.jpg
 
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Aaway said:
so jack and co. went to 3 different burger places yesterday and the food at all 3 looked like absolute dogshit

he posted pics on his FB
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His second spot was Shaggys in Huntsville, Alabama. The problem with this is that Shaggys is more of a taco place than a burger place, and the only review of the burger was one-star. I get that he needs to have a bad burger to take "last place", but c'mon...
 
Next stop on the Strokin' With Jack Burger Wars: a random Whattaburger in Alabama. Apparently Tammy never had one (which is understandable since they're a 'TexArkanna' thing). She will probably order a basic cheeseburger, not knowing that you can top the burgers with damn near anything they have in the restaurant.
 
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captkrisma said:
Next stop on the Strokin' With Jack Burger Wars: a random Whattaburger in Alabama. Apparently Tammy never had one (which is understandable since they're a 'TexArkanna' thing). She will probably order a basic cheeseburger, not knowing that you can top the burgers with damn near anything they have in the restaurant.
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i wonder how jack and his friend came up with their stops for this trip

the first two places he went to have great ratings on yelp while the 3rd place (shaggy's) has an average rating. i'm assuming he just googled "best burger in ________" since shaggy's is the first result if you search best burger in huntsville, AL

EDIT: jack is doing a live stream at whataburger
 
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Aaway said:
EDIT: jack is doing a live stream at whataburger
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As predicted, Tammy orders a plain jane cheeseburger with ketchup. She doesn't like jalapenos, and says she prefers In-and-Out over Whattaburger because of the thousand island dressing (which makes sense since they drown their food in it). Also, someone convinced the people eating with Jack to dip their burger in their chocolate shake. Tammy cusses on stream, and they're all going to hell for ordering fries instead of onion rings.
 
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Aaway said:
EDIT: jack is doing a live stream at whataburger
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"Yummers" - 300lb 50 year old man.
"It took us a month to eat BBQ after the BBQ Wars Tour!" Sorry for virtue signaling, but I don't think I've ever had BBQ more than once a month to begin with.
I find it obnoxious that it's Jack's show, but he holds the camera so the camera is on his friend 95% of the time.
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Dunks the burger into Thousand Island Dressing.
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Fucking destroys it, cot dam Tammy, making love to that burger.

Tammy: Just so they know, we really don't eat everything.
Jack: We're probably going to leave the shake, we're not eating that much. You guys were concerned about us overindulging.

Their friends, a little overweight but normal enough to not be too self-conscious, are silent and give a little eyebrow shake to say "yeah sure".
You go to 3 burger places in a day and you want me to believe you only have 1 bite of hamburger each? So you only eat 3 bites of hamburger in a day? Your friends finished off their burger, while you, who regularly consumes twice as many daily calories as they do, only eat a bite of a burger before you're done? Yeah ok.

Edit: "Will you hit the X up there?" at the end of the stream made me laugh
 
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