Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Syaoran Li]

To quote my favorite late night TV show host who is still on the air, it's time for New Rules!

Okay, new rule...

@Cowlick can't brag about his life outside Kiwi Farms until he goes into detail about what he does with his life outside the internet

New rule, @Cowlick can't talk about how he has had sex with a woman unless he tells us her name and if applicable, how much he paid for her.

And finally, New Rule: @Cowlick will always be a whiny pseudo-intellectual faggot who cannot write a post without being incoherent, long-winded, and repeatedly raping an ampersand

And if @Cowlick is truly a sexually active heterosexual with a real life, then I ask him this one easy question...

Prove it, bitch.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

@Cowlick, I'm so happy you're back! For someone with a life, you sure responded to folks in the "lolcows replying to their own thread" thread a lot. I'm so glad you took my suggestion to return to your own little pasture.

 

[Picklechu]

I heard that if you say "TJ Church" three times in a dark room in front of the mirror. TJ will appear. Then try to bite you.

yawn

 

[Mr. X]

I heard that if you say "TJ Church" three times in a dark room in front of the mirror. TJ will appear. Then try to bite you.

yawn

I only had to tag him once in this thread for him to show up.

 

[ON 190]

I only had to tag him once in this thread for him to show up.

He is one dumb motherfucker.

 

[Pokemon 40 000]

TJ, its been years, but maybe it's time to realize that no one here gives a real shit about what you want?

You lash out at us and we just laugh. You want the thread taken down, but you don't want to actually put in any effort. In fact, every aspect of you life seems to be making excuses and trying to get other people to do your bidding. Huh... That's probably why you want to be president. Make lackeys do all your work.

As a side note we need more Ulrik!

 

[ON 190]

As a side note we need more Ulrik!

I'm working on transitioning from GarageBand to Reaper...

I mean, uh, who is this "Ulrik" you speak of?!

Okay, here's a preview of Episode 4...

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm working on transitioning from GarageBand to Reaper...

I mean, uh, who is this "Ulrik" you speak of?!

Okay, here's a preview of Episode 4...

The fucking "Da Dip" reference, goddamn.

 

[war has changed]

I only had to tag him once in this thread for him to show up.

And to think, he once said this...

I don't know, so I'll just ask rhetorically; Do you have an "Edit" option on that post? Keep it there if so. You'll eventually be changing it to say, "Nobody used to, but eventually, one escaped...".

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

And to think, he once said this...

What @Cowlick has said has, historically, meant very little to anyone.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I hope he found a nice boy to settle down with and take care of him. He can't do it himself, and it's not fair to ask his parents to do it as they're getting older and resenting him a little more each day.

 

[Cowlick]

1] @ChurchOfGodBear , don't misstate it. What I've written here has meant nothing to anyone else, & that has less to do with me than their comparative lack of intelligence that gives them (including you) comprehension issues.

2] @Chuggernaut , my parents have never resented me, & even if they did, it's not another male I'd be "settling down" with.

 

[Picklechu]

The sun rises.

The sun sets.

Our bestest friend Teej comes back to post barely-comprehensible gibberish.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

1] @ChurchOfGodBear , don't misstate it. What I've written here has meant nothing to anyone else, & that has less to do with me than their comparative lack of intelligence that gives them (including you) comprehension issues.

2] @Chuggernaut , my parents have never resented me, & even if they did, it's not another male I'd be "settling down" with.

You completely TJ'ed my point, amigo.

 

[Doctor Stan]

1] @ChurchOfGodBear , don't misstate it. What I've written here has meant nothing to anyone else, & that has less to do with me than their comparative lack of intelligence that gives them (including you) comprehension issues.

2] @Chuggernaut , my parents have never resented me, & even if they did, it's not another male I'd be "settling down" with.

Hey tj, how's it going? Up to anything interesting? See any good movies?

 

[ON 190]

1] @ChurchOfGodBear , don't misstate it. What I've written here has meant nothing to anyone else, & that has less to do with me than their comparative lack of intelligence that gives them (including you) comprehension issues.

2] @Chuggernaut , my parents have never resented me, & even if they did, it's not another male I'd be "settling down" with.

Are you finally being nice to Ulrik?

 

[Mr. X]

The sun rises.

The sun sets.

Our bestest friend Teej comes back to post barely-comprehensible gibberish.

Counting down to him claiming that his terrible writing is actually the reader's fault.

 

[LoverofPi]

Counting down to him claiming that his terrible writing is actually the reader's fault.

Again, you mean.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Again, you mean.

Counting down to him claiming that his terrible writing is actually the reader's fault.

I have to think his mentality of "Everything wrong in my life is someone else's fault" is reflected in his differences with his family.

 

[Cowlick]

1] @flossman , see nothing about Ulrik in that post, & don't recall them at all nor me mentioning them before.

2] @Mr. X , of course, my terrible writing is not the reader's fault, nor mine, as something cannot be anyone's fault if it doesn't exist. As for your claim, @ChurchOfGodBear , I have no such mentality, but your mentality (or lack thereof, or mental issues, etc.) can be easily named as the cause for your incorrectly believing that I had that. (Since I don't, there is no need to discuss the existence or lack thereof of what you claim to be a reflection of it.)