Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Trombonista]

"I think my wife might be abusive to me."

 

[Meowthkip]

"I think my wife might be abusive to me."

 

[Ruin]

Since Nicky is basically a shut in I imagine by domestic violence seminar he means that he and several semen encrusted stuffed animals watched old episodes of the honeymooners.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Since Nicky is basically a shut in I imagine by domestic violence seminar he means that he and several semen encrusted stuffed animals watched old episodes of the honeymooners.

That is absolutely horrifying. I can imagine him cutting a butthole into each one before proceeding to do the deed

 

[Duke Nukem]

At least (or should I say thank GodBear) that's all he has to molest since can't afford much else. Let alone a semen and shit encrusted custom made dakimakura of his waifu Wife

Spoiler

Complete with DIRTY CRAPPED PANTSU

Your post is so fucking disturbing, it's almost bannable

Seriously though, that image has me having a very difficult time holding my dinner down

 

[soIregistered]

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Poor choice of words where Nick is concerned.

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[TaterBot]

oh no, his hoose is leaking gas. But they fixed it. Sicky really dodged a bullet that time.

damnit

 

[Coldgrip]

"My cat doesn't like being under the blankets for some reason"
I'm guessing it's cause he smells. And that it doesn't want to be molested.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

"Oh no, my house is leaking gas! .....Better tweet about it!"

 

[Infinity]

What is it with lolcows and Axe?

...And ruining Xerneas for everyone.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What is it with lolcows and Axe?

Spraying Axe on their bodies takes a few seconds at most.

They don't wanna waste several minutes actually taking the effort to shower.

 

[derpi]

What is it with lolcows and Axe?

...And ruining Xerneas for everyone.

Its "pooerful" scent covers the lolcow's natural odors.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

You guys ever notice that I'm kind of a pervert?

Understatement of the year

I currently use Axe products but I dunno how pooerful they are

So not only does he smell like unwashed homeless person, shit, and cat pee, he smells like all those things masked by tons of Axe. I'm not sure how the therapist can stand to be in the same room as him on the basis of his smell alone, even if he/she is paid.

I suspect I'm kind of a sex addict, actually. I need to stick it in a butt more than once a day. I don't wanna go to rehab though.

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Understatement of the year



So not only does he smell like unwashed homeless person, shit, and cat pee, he smells like all those things masked by tons of Axe. I'm not sure how the therapist can stand to be in the same room as him on the basis of his smell alone, even if he/she is paid.

I like how he says "POOerful"

Sounds like the odor one would expect a man of his caliber to exude.

 

[Meowthkip]

If Xerneas blows his mind wait until he reads up on Saxton Hale.

 

[CalmMyTits]

The real tragedy here was not the gas leak itself, it was the fact that the gas leak was fixed.

 

[Ryker]

Ha ha! His therapist suggests he keep a "dream journal" and lessen his "exposure" to "that thread" where "people are being mean to me". I wonder what thread he is referring to, hmmmm.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Ha ha! His therapist suggests he keep a "dream journal" and lessen his "exposure" to "that thread" where "people are being mean to me". I wonder what thread he is referring to, hmmmm.

Sick Nick has an account here???

 

[CWCissey]

Sick Nick has an account here???

No he lurks. I think Null pre-emptively banned him.