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So these girls are on T to go from doughy potato-faced girls to doughy potato-faced boys? I feel like a lot of them don't think about how much upkeep the lean masculine body they're creaming over actually requires. Like you can tell that none of them ever exercise (or go outside), and all the boys they're obsessed with are pretty trim or very muscular. They're gonna get a nasty surprise when all that fat from their hips, breasts and thighs goes to their bellies. A woman who never exercises and has no muscle mass can look fine, but a guy with no muscle just looks sad and lumpy.
 
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I'd honestly take the 2008-era sqealing yaoi-fangirls who wrote cringy fanfics about their fave pairings over the faux ftm tumblr soft Bois any day of the week.
At least the yaoi fangirls of old were honest about being horny fangirls wanting to see two hawt bishies fuck and didn't try to pretend to be something that they're not or act as if they were doing something progressive
 
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rianzi said:
I'd honestly take the 2008-era sqealing yaoi-fangirls who wrote cringy fanfics about their fave pairings over the faux ftm tumblr soft Bois any day of the week.
At least the yaoi fangirls of old were honest about being horny fangirls wanting to see two hawt bishies fuck and didn't try to pretend to be something that they're not or act as if they were doing something progressive
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There actually were a couple fakebois around back then, but it was relatively rare. I think kazakai was doing the fakeboi shit as early as 2005, if not earlier.

Nowadays it's hard to find a weeb girl that isn't a fakeboi or at least genderspecial. Especially under the age of 25.
 
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Android raptor said:
There actually were a couple fakebois around back then, but it was relatively rare. I think kazakai was doing the fakeboi shit as early as 2005, if not earlier.

Nowadays it's hard to find a weeb girl that isn't a fakeboi or at least genderspecial. Especially under the age of 25.
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As with any fandom, the outliers of the past are now the new normal.
 
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It's not Tumblr, but I spotted this critter on FB and I figured I'd share. Pride month seems to be motivating the fakebois to be particularly loud in showing everyone how totally gay they are.

She doesn't seem to be noteworthy otherwise, just a bog standard fakeboi.
 

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Android raptor said:
It's not Tumblr, but I spotted this critter on FB and I figured I'd share. Pride month seems to be motivating the fakebois to be particularly loud in showing everyone how totally gay they are.

She doesn't seem to be noteworthy otherwise, just a bog standard fakeboi.
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People don't do that aRe YoU a BoY oR a GiRl thing to real trans people and they dont do it to troons...but cis girls think they're special cos they're not conventional.
 
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People don't do that aRe YoU a BoY oR a GiRl thing to real trans people and they dont do it to troons...but cis girls think they're special cos they're not conventional.
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pretty sure most random people who see her or any other fakeboi running around with their tits out and a face full of makeup don't even consider the possibility that they're anything other than a cis girl.
 
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Android raptor said:
It's not Tumblr, but I spotted this critter on FB and I figured I'd share. Pride month seems to be motivating the fakebois to be particularly loud in showing everyone how totally gay they are.

She doesn't seem to be noteworthy otherwise, just a bog standard fakeboi.
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I would call her a she because she looks like a girl and presents as female. There is no ambiguity here.
 
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The sad thing is that this isn't an exaggeration at all. The fujoshi fakebois collect made up nonsensical labels like pokemon cards in order to get sweet oppression points. I've even saw someone describe themselves as a homoromantic demisexual transmasculine non-binary boy. I kid you not

I honestly would take 1000 2007-era fujoshis over one fakeboi modern fujoshi any day of the week .

One type of fakeboi I really don't get are the ones who don't even try to present as even remotely male (even calling them androgynous/non-binary would be a major stretch considering that they present as straight up female complete with a face full of girly makeup and shirts showing their tiddy hanging out and no male traits to speak of)
but get all bootyhurt when you call them girls . Some even have the nerve to call gay men transphobic for not wanting to sleep with them. Da fuq?
 
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rianzi said:
The sad thing is that this isn't an exaggeration at all. The fujoshi fakebois collect made up nonsensical labels like pokemon cards in order to get sweet oppression points. I've even saw someone describe themselves as a homoromantic demisexual transmasculine non-binary boy. I kid you not

I honestly would take 1000 2007-era fujoshis over one fakeboi modern fujoshi any day of the week .

One type of fakeboi I really don't get are the ones who don't even try to present as even remotely male (even calling them androgynous/non-binary would be a major stretch considering that they present as straight up female complete with a face full of girly makeup and shirts showing their tiddy hanging out and no male traits to speak of)
but get all bootyhurt when you call them girls . Some even have the nerve to call gay men transphobic for not wanting to sleep with them. Da fuq?
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I follow a girl like this on instagram lmao she has long hair, never wears a binder (has HUGE tits), dresses up in"drag", is dating a man (pretty sure in a ddlg type relationship which makes it even more degenerate), the list goes on and on but the worst part is she is in high school and has been on testosterone for a while still with absolutely no attempts to look masculine in any way. She wears dresses and women's clothes and calls herself "thicc", but god forbid you call her anything other than a man or you'll be chastised. Funnily enough she didn't even pick a definitively male name, she picked the name "Storm". Fucking ridiculous lmfao.
 
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