Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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VisualRemix said:
Imagine being a Twitter nut-job lawyer and slowly realizing that the side you were defending is a lost cause because you don't have all of the facts and evidence and your client is lying to you.
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The funny part of this is that Cohen was originally roped into this so that he could help #KickVic score their meaningless point over the "Vic is not literally made out of feces" thing.
 
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "I wouldn't say that. I mean I had at leas…

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Lol just because you get bitchslapped on Twitter 24/7 doesn't mean Nick and Ty do, you moron.
 
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Army Burger said:
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It looks like you're getting a little mad online @Shane_Yes_That_One . Maybe you should log off before you do something even more regrettable than usual.
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@Shane_Yes_That_One did you forget what you said about how you, and others participated in things that would be looked down upon during Nick's stream? Hmmm, the words came from your own mouth, now you want to say it's a lie made up by trolls? Shame on you, shame.
 
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@Shane_Yes_That_One did you forget what you said about how you, and others participated in things that would be looked down upon during Nick's stream? Hmmm, the words came from your own mouth, now you want to say it's a lie made up by trolls? Shame on you, shame.
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I mean, Shane is one ugly troll...
 
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MrYoloDickSwagger said:
This shoe eating chimp knows that juries are derived from the entire county (including the evil rural people), and not just the county seat (enlighted cat ladies), right? So his point is fucking nonsensical.
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That, and I'm pretty sure BHBH would immediately strike any juror who had an unnatural hair color (and didn't manage to whine their way out of jury duty).

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Akiva Cohen on Twitter: "No.… https://t.co/yokcfSAj8j"

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"Ty gave those texts to Nick, so that's a bad look for Ty and Nick... right?"
"No."

Fucking lol at @Shane_Yes_That_One... hey, you know what's worse than "some" lawyers? "Some" shoe-eating idiots who think they know more about the law than actual lawyers.

Cohen actually seems to be pretty based. He started off thinking that the defamatory "POS" thing was stupid, which is actually somewhat reasonable for someone who doesn't actually know enough about specific Texas defamation laws to understand that yes it's pretty stupid but putting it in literally can't hurt Vic's case and also that leaving it out could've. But he doesn't seem to just be telling #KickVic whatever they want to hear or trying to suck PopeHat's dick (like that other lawyer with a literal penis for a head who had to crowd-source his CPAP machine), and he's been pretty quick to give decisive answers when #KickVic are being clueless morons.

If, after this case is all wrapped up and finished, Cohen were to put up a legal review of it, I'd definitely watch it and I'm sure I could probably learn some things from his opinion of it. That other dickhead is obviously too vested for me to believe that he'd give an honest review.
 
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Cohen actually seems to be pretty based. He started off thinking that the defamatory "POS" thing was stupid, which is actually somewhat reasonable for someone who doesn't actually know enough about specific Texas defamation laws to understand that yes it's pretty stupid but putting it in literally can't hurt Vic's case and also that leaving it out could've. But he doesn't seem to just be telling #KickVic whatever they want to hear or trying to suck PopeHat's dick (like that other lawyer with a literal penis for a head who had to crowd-source his CPAP machine), and he's been pretty quick to give decisive answers when #KickVic are being clueless morons.
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Cohen is a piece of shit who doesn't have any idea what the case is about or the rules of the jurisdiction. He's the guy who was saying Nick committed a felony because Nick was saying Chris Sabot should talk to Ty before discovery begins. He then said he didn't bother to read the case because he doesn't care enough to, yet comments on it for a week.
 
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Anybody got the dates protected Soye went protected?
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The last time was a few days before the motions hearing. He didn't tweet much and what he did tweet was about Lucifer, not Vic.
 
Does he think anyone believes the re.tards on the Kickvic side have enough self control to not immediatley post any evidence that would make Vic look bad?
 
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