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Chelsea's shrieking about gamergate and "lol they deleted their account

Except her followers are confused.
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Which account? Her Twitter is still up, I think. Patreon also.

Nah it was some twitter guy talking about something and then got suspended, probably because twitter just bans people Zoe doesn't like and then she gets to pretend that anyone who opposes her is so shocked by her brilliance that they must delete their accounts in awe.


Further back in the timeline: http://archive.li/2RbQM

EDIT: Also she slips up here rather than her usual thing of calling it a review (Which didn't exist) like she normally does she calls it an article (Which did exist.) whoopsie Zoe the lies seem to be getting tangled together.
 
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To be fair, they're correct that late kickstarters are common and aren't indicative of an abandoned project.

However, a project that hasn't shown a single point of progress in 2+ years, even through the most basic communication while the project's entire staff (of one person) picks up 3 more jobs that aren't related to the project in any single, tangible way is indicative of a dead project.

The project is alive and will be going ahead any day now! Just like how Spoony is finally going to start making that movie........ You just gotta believe..... and give more money of course.
 
Details on this because it's news to me.

Working on a phone with such a generic title is a pain in the ass, so this is the best I can nab so quickly. The woman who replaced the first owner also turned out to be a piece of shit.

Fun fact: I found approx half a dozen articles whining the game was treated unfairly due to "politics", right next to this one.
Great reminder, this is deep-lore on indie scum acting badly behind the scenes, and falls off of everyone's radar too easily, even for seasoned Chelsea scholars.

"Mark Kern says mean things on twitter that aren't in line with my politics!"
"Well Matt Colin didn't pay employees, threatened them with lawsuits and sexually harassed people."
"Also the tranny who replaced Matt Colin, Toni Rocca? They bullied people into sex with threats of transphobia or supervisory pressure."
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During the last CyberPunk 2077 drama Quinn and the usual suspects got involved. Being mad at the internet is their thing.
(Not doing any real digging so I'll quickly post a few things from Google to set the scene, I hardly remember what it was about it was so stupid.)

What started it.
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Wait? Did that really start it? But where's Quinn?

Just a month earlier, 17th July 2018, Zoe worked herself into a frenzy over this tweet and the hive started attacking GOG(owned by CDPR) - the guy responsible was fired at some point- then on Augusth 20th they switched targets and started attacking CDPR itself.
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Magical Negro Austin Walker chimes in, lots of people piled on but that's not what I remember the most, this tweet just popped up and I put it in as filler to get a "name" in there.
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This is what I remember the most. Look at the amounts of like and retweets that came within a day for the first tweet, is that what people think cyberpunk is about?
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Damn it Zoe, of all the things about e3 that upsets you. Why can't you just be upset that Steve isn't gonna be in smash like us normal folk?

coming back to this story, it turns out they've reached a settlement over "who owns Star Control" and Chelsea's hated enemy Brad Wardell has won the rights to it forever.
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I'm surprised they finally reached something. The whole incident was an entangled web of legal gibberish. Chelsea's gonna explode :popcorn:
 
I'm surprised they finally reached something. The whole incident was an entangled web of legal gibberish. Chelsea's gonna explode :popcorn:


As far as I can tell from briefly looking at some articles they managed to fix it by just having a phone call directly with each other and agreeing to work together due to them all having a love for beekeeping. Everyone gets to do what they want and get to work together on projects related to star control.
 
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I'm personally of the opinion that CD Projekt could stand to be a little more politic about some things, but I can't deny that it's funny to watch these people act like their screeching can influence a company that's wholly independent, has more money than God, and is run by a bunch of crazy old Polack uber-nerds who got their start muling bootleg software across the ruins of the Iron Curtain and selling it out of the trunks of cars. They don't give a fuck what you think. Find somebody else to yell at.
 
What the fuck do these nerds expect cyberpunk to look like?

All you need to do is look at how Victoria's Secret and Calvin Klein shill their shit to women/men to realize a dystopic variant is gonna be hardcore.

This is a future where bodymods are so common place and easy to attain that it makes perfect sense a trendy energy drink would shill itself to the mod crowd. That's how this shit works. It body/gender modifation was easy enough to he commonplace you'd see corporations shill to that crowd the same way they shill avocado toast and Bubly.

If trans people weren't .0001% of the population Apple would already have released a commercial for iPad covers "a fluid look for the fluid you".
 
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