Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Was Becky taking a shit and that's why Eric was mumble-rapping on her behalf ?

Regarding the "takeaway meals " , the current largest demographic in the US is millennials. Various polls, studies etc show they prefer to purchase a premade sandwich vs buying bread and what I call "sandwich innards" haha. There are other numbers and data sets

Here you have four very broken people , Ricky less broken but still all 4 need time to heal and be able to integrate into society. I'm no shining example of a great childhood, so I'm not taking the piss out of these four , just noting that an Amber isnt going ask how to make something, Becky is the equivalent of the guy in shop class who huffed gasoline and Eric is a trophy cunt on wheels.

It would make sense these folks eat out a ton and probably pitch dying groceries weekly.
 
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I've generally figured that USAites eat out and order in more often than most but these 4 fucktards take it to entirely new and extreme fucking levels that is putting your poor Country to shame.

Forgetting HamLard, because with Big Hamber the obvious is obvious, has anyone actually EVER seen a MushMuppet vlog where Eric did not go out to eat at some diner or restaurant or drive thru at some point? It's fucking constant and endless with these mindless sea cows.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
A quick google says "the average american eats 4.2 commercially prepared meals per week" so... (:_(

What I find funny about those muppet screenshots is the yellow/orange floral decorations shoved up into one tiny corner. When she moved in, those were prominently displayed in the room but I guess our gorl needed that space to store gel pens.

Granted the flower things are ugly but you could tell they were handmade (probably by Becky's mom) and they looked kinda cute with the gray color scheme in that room.
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Of course 90% of the items and possesions that existed in the house before Hamber blobbed her way in have been selfishly shoved and crushed and pushed aside for her filthy dirty horde of disgusting tacky bullcrap. Of course.
 
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Strawberry Pocky said:
I've generally figured that USAites eat out and order in more often than most but these 4 fucktards take it to entirely new and extreme fucking levels that is putting your poor Country to shame.
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No no no, they are patriots doing their part to keep the restaurant business afloat.
 
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To be fair, from when I was in Europe there was alot of places where you'd stop and get say, fresh bread, some sort of dip, or basic deli stuff etc.

All of which was considerably higher quality then what we have in America. Then you'd take your quickly made deli counter meal to a park or what not. When you consider that there is fast food for this same thing in America, the eating out isn't all that different.

It's really your definition of eating out. Does grabbing a gas station sandwich count? The statistics change a ton with the definition. If you count 'commercially prepared food' which includes a premade sandwich some where, Americans average 4.something times a week.

Yet a European consumer who stops at a local shop for a small loaf of bread, cheese, and say seasoned olive oil to consume in the park whilst reading doesn't.

That said, Hamber eats out daily. It's why she can easily gain still. Fast food is hyper laced with extra calories. And Eric..well what the fuck else is he gonna do for a vlog? He probably thinks it's him showing how he goes out to dinner with his husband. Which to be fair for him..he has nothing to look forward to..and do you blame Rickie? He doesn't have to cook for the toddlers if they go out.
 
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There's not really an excuse anymore to eat takeout all the time. I find in North America meal preparation services ("Hello Fresh" etc) are getting really popular. Each week you get little bags of food (meat, pre-cut onions, veggies etc) and you get a recipe that usually only takes 30 minutes to prepare. Good for busy people who don't have time to grocery shop or meal plan and it sometimes works out to about $12 a serving so that's a hell of a lot cheaper than restaurants.

But here's the issue with what I just said: BUSY people use these services. None of these asshats (other than Rickie) are busy. They are just lazy and have nothing else to fill their empty lives so they fill it with food and colouring books.
 
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Aren't green eyes in men fairly common?
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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Idk about the break down of this eye color sex-wise, I thought, in general, its the second? rarest eye color behind black or something
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Eye colour is genetic and unrelated to sex. Green is the rarest "normal" eye colour; anything rarer is a result of injury, disease or genetic disorder.

This isn't a thread to fawn over Rickie, anyway. If he seems attractive, it's by comparison to Beetus and Butthead, and the garbage can with a lisp that he implausibly married.
 
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Strine said:
Eye colour is genetic and unrelated to sex. Green is the rarest "normal" eye colour; anything rarer is a result of injury, disease or genetic disorder.

This isn't a thread to fawn over Rickie, anyway. If he seems attractive, it's by comparison to Beetus and Butthead, and the garbage can with a lisp that he implausibly married.
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A Garbage Can still has a function. I don't think Eric is on that level.
 
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So... are Eric and Rickie replacing the immobile morbidly obese bean (bag)????
Is this new bean and "friend" the Apple Pie Lesbian???
Was Becky with them all the time having fun????
So many questions....
 
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I'm surely the fuck not going to sit through an Eric Vlog, as I do not hate myself enough for that...and without a proper and full Summary/Breakdown I'll just run off of assumptions and what little you've been able to share already.

I fucking LOVE the idea of the R.etard Gang all spending time together and playing and going out without HamLard and leaving AL behind. I bet it chaps her massive ass and thats fucking hilarious,
This mysterious ~Apple Pie Lesbian~ is probably nothing, just some new friend (Necky ThickThumb is way way too slow, stupid, and beaten down into service to think about looking at other gorls. Besides her sheep/follower brain makes her dumbly loyal...like how she is with her family) but it is probably sending ALR into full Narcissistic raging cunt mode because how fucking dare Becky go out where theres ANOTHER GURL!!!!!

Remember how controlling and insecure she was over Destiny just going to work in the day? She would always lose her shit and blow up Dustys phone with texts and messages. She cant stand this kind of stuff.
 
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