Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I agree that it's totally disrespectful the way Jack does it but there are certain people who get it right like Daym Drops.

If he films inside a restaurant, he sits in a corner with his camera focused on himself and the food, uses an inside voice while still allowing his personality to shine and never EVER comments on other patrons but happily interacts and includes them if he is recognised, which is quite frequent. He also gives incredibly fair reviews in a comprehensive way and hardly shows bias. He has done "the best and worst reviewed restaurants" for a while now and calls a spade a spade and I respect him for it.

Now take everything I've just said and make it the opposite for Jack-ass.

yeah the other youtubers i've watched who do video reviews inside restaurants pretty much do the same thing (sit away from everyone else or come during a down hour, keep to themselves, etc)

meanwhile here's jack who won't hesitate to stick a camera in someone's face while they're eating and ask them questions or secretly film people eat without them knowing
 
There's no way you can convince me that Babish isn't trolling Jack. Less than a week after Jack eats 15 burgers within three days, Babish drops a video on eating healthy and low calorie.

Nah, the real reason he's doing this is funnier, it's because he decided to start eating healthier and exercising more (it's connected to his previous video about working out for 30 days). He doesn't even need to consciously troll Jack at all, him existing and being the anti Jack is just as effective.
 
Nah, the real reason he's doing this is funnier, it's because he decided to start eating healthier and exercising more (it's connected to his previous video about working out for 30 days). He doesn't even need to consciously troll Jack at all, him existing and being the anti Jack is just as effective.
plus he wants to cosplay as daddy kratos
 
By the time he cosplays Kratos, Jack will probably have had his third stroke. Especially since Father's day is this Sunday.

On the bright side, Jack is all set to cosplay as his favorite video game character.
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Holy fuck his brain is mush. He can't form coherent sentences anymore.
"We're going to try and take it back down to.. uh.. the original................... So.. let's uh.. start on that right now." What a fucking segueway.
"Uhhh so we don't have to use any elbow grease. Not as much. There still will be elbow grease required to clean this."

Holy shit he's opening an oven mat box with his bad claw and he's struggling so hard that he's tiring out. The oven mat is oven safe btw, he mentions this twice. Hasn't used the oven guards yet but he says they're better than what he used to use.
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Hope you like iron filings in your salt.
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He seasons the pan with Olive Oil (smoke point 375-400 degrees) and puts it into a 450 degree oven for 30 minutes. You can do the math.

Cost of Jack's project
Lodge #7 10.25" Pan (Used): Going for about $20 on eBay. Let's say he got it for $10
2 gallons of vinegar: $5 at Walmart
Drill: Probably already have one of these
Scrubbing attachment: $10 or so at Amazon
Total: $25 for a used cast iron pan that you scrubbed all seasoning off of

Brand new Lodge #7 10.25" Pan from Amazon: $14.90 with One-Day Prime shipping.

Goddamn Yankees should be banned from touching cast iron cookware

Don't lump lolcows in with the rest of society. They wouldn't be lolcows if they represented the rest of us.
 
I've noticed those things he calls grill guards for a long time now and never knew what they were for. Apparently they stop you from burning yourself when you touch the oven rack? Leave it to Jack to need something like this to protect him from his own appliances.
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I wonder if we'll ever see him cook in this cast iron pan now that it's "restored". I would love to see him try to fry an egg in after his "seasoning".
 
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- 2 gallons of vinegar for a pan that only has rust on the inside
- "It's an oven mat ... it's oven safe"
- Why even bother soaking in vinegar if you're using a fucking power drill?
- Oh, I know now. Jack can't apply force to the power drill with his weak left and gimp right.
- Another 2 gallons of vinegar soak again. What a waste.
- lol @ burning the oil @ 450 F. Jack has succeeded in not seasoning the pan.

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It gets better when you learn that he stole the process from this website and fucked it up. Literally everything he changed out of laziness/strokiness was not how you do this.

This fat pig probably just did this to prove he's not a carpetbagging yankee.

This is a commonality with Jack. Skim the instructions, too much effort to follow steps. Remember when he got a takedown letter from the Red Copper Company for his 5-minute Chef video?
 

Christ, that chicken is so underdone that in the right environment you could probably still get it to lay an egg.

I've noticed those things he calls grill guards for a long time now and never knew what they were for. Apparently they stop you from burning yourself when you touch the oven rack? Leave it to Jack to need something like this to protect him from his own appliances.
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The implication being that Jack, a grown man with a wife and kids, burns himself while taking food out of the oven so frequently that it necessitates a safety guard. This feels like something they'd install in the special needs housing they have for adults with Down's Syndrome.
 
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