06/16- Chris reminisces about Bob - Turns it into CPU goddess shit

Meat Poultry Veg said:
I have nothing ill to say about CWC. His father seemed like a right fellow, and for all his faults, managed to raise a son* who respects him.
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I dunno, I want to believe Bob was a nice guy but he does have several estranged children who did not go to his funeral. Chris's brother absolutely hated the guy but I don't think we ever found out why.
 
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Wonder what Chris would be like now if Bob was still around. Chris seemed pretty resistant to both Bob and Barb's push back on his early Tom Girl phase. I wonder if Bob would have been persistent enough to stop Chris from going full tranny. Too bad he died early on in Chris' transition it would have been interesting to see the family dynamic.
 
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What a downward spiral for ol' Bob.

He traveled the world, got a college degree, got a couple of patents, fathered some successful kids, knocked up a drunk redneck secretary, fathered an autistic sped, became the Internet Lumberjack, died in a filthy house covered with bug bites, and is now memorialized immortalized as a plaid-wearing, hedgehog-beaver-Pokemon OC monstrosity conceived of in one of his troon son's fever dreams.

Edited: because I'm a grammar sperg
 
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Doesn't that actually by itself cause a logical discontinuity in his own CWCVille Dimension if Chris were to give the same Sonichu power to the old man? I thought, according to the depictions in the Sonichu comics, Chris himself also acquires the power quite later on in his life (in the CWCVille Dimension) as he makes an entrance to some stupid cave or something.
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
Bob said all Lack of Religions pray to The One Same Top-Most Deity, a true Master-Handed Boss.

Food for thought.
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Master-handed boss. The first thing comes in my mind is a giant floating mickey mouse glove. Like Team Fortress 2, I don't think Chris played Super Smash Bros
 
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What a downward spiral for ol' Bob.

He traveled the world, got a college degree, got a couple of patents, fathered some successful kids, knocked up a drunk redneck secretary, fathered an autistic sped, became the Internet Lumberjack, died in a filthy house covered with bug bites, and is now memorialized as a plaid-wearing, hedgehog-beaver-Pokemon OC monstrosity conceived of in one of his troon son's fever dreams.
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And he wrote a heartfelt letter to Chris full of all his hopes, dreams, and wishes for his future, only to have his son literally laugh at them all when he finally got around to reading it.

The Last Stand said:
From what I read, they were both shitty, incompetent parents but Barb was worse. At least Bob tried to connect with Chris during his adolescent, even wanting to build stuff with him in his shed. I have a feeling he'll do the same for Barb when she passes for Mother's Day.

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Oh you know that's going to be one of the first ways he'll cope with his mothers passing, whether we find out about it or not. He'll probably say that after her passing Barb's spirit crossed over to his dimension--or perhaps Chris'll claim to have moved it himself with his CPU powers--to live with Sonichu Bob as a Rosechu.

And mark my words he will babble on to those ghosts until the end of his days.
 
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STALKER said:
I dunno, I want to believe Bob was a nice guy but he does have several estranged children who did not go to his funeral. Chris's brother absolutely hated the guy but I don't think we ever found out why.
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Cole hates Bob because Cole is about as big of a childish re.tard loser as Chris tbh. I'm not sure about Bob's other biological kids
 
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