Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Charles is impressed with the restaurant already because the parking lot is paved and he loves the aesthetics (a blue and red that clash).
Jack has that stupid USA Flag Batman shirt again. So weird how he only wears that shirt and the Run DMC shirt out to eat with Charles.
Also has a "Nutrition Factory" hat on. Shout outs to the fried appetizer platter.
Jack still pissy about the chipped bowl he got at the other restaurant, he brings it up sarcastically.
Fried fish, cole slaw and guacmole in a spinch tortilla. Charles: "This is on the healthier side."
Jack: "We need this in the sushi we've been having!"


Jack eats hot soup, acts like a fucking 4 year old.
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Jack, if you want people to stop calling you gay, maybe stop going out on dinner dates with men and "dressing up" while doing them. Doubly so when you wear a hat that screams "I want you inside me" like that shit.

 

[Aaway]

i don't get jack's obsession with filming the parking lot of restaurants

in this video he does it at the beginning and randomly in the middle he starts filming the parking lot again through the window near where he's sitting

 

[captkrisma]

"This place is BOOMIN'!"
shows half the restaurant empty.

 

[Begemot]

Am I wrong to hate the fact that I think Jack is a manchild for wearing t-shirts and a baseball cap at his age? Maybe a classist?

 

[JackDavis]

Am I wrong to hate the fact that I think Jack is a manchild for wearing t-shirts and a baseball cap at his age? Maybe a classist?

I think you can wear t-shirts and baseball caps at his age, but how he goes about it is very child-like.
Graphic tees with cartoon characters, bright yellow hats turned backwards clash with white goatee, bald head and physically ravaged body.

 

[Aaway]

I think you can wear t-shirts and baseball caps at his age, but how he goes about it is very child-like.
Graphic tees with cartoon characters, bright yellow hats turned backwards clash with white goatee, bald head and physically ravaged body.

this

a 50+ year old man should not be wearing minecraft snapback hats and superhero t-shirts

 

[Begemot]

I think you can wear t-shirts and baseball caps at his age, but how he goes about it is very child-like.
Graphic tees with cartoon characters, bright yellow hats turned backwards clash with white goatee, bald head and physically ravaged body.

Yeah, you're right, it's the bright colours that piss me off. The backwards cap also along with his laziness. There was a quote in an interview he did where he said something almost word for word as: "fresh ingredients? That's half an hour I could be spending playing video games."

It's a kind of masculinity that encourages laziness and sloth.

Dunno if I posted the interview before or if youse want to see it?

 

[Aaway]

 

[beautiful person]

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1. Liar, obviously
2. So lazy in his lies that he can't even be bothered to pretend to learn that there is a specific mechanism to ketosis that going off the diet, even if "only for video work," totally fucks up

 

[Rod Dangerous]

For a guy that enjoyed playing video games, you‘d think he would have been more diligent with adhering to some form of a rehabilitation program to regain some use of his dead arm. Hell, there is even anecdotal evidence that suggests that video game-based therapies are effective treatments for certain patients.

 

[Adamska]

i don't get jack's obsession with filming the parking lot of restaurants

in this video he does it at the beginning and randomly in the middle he starts filming the parking lot again through the window near where he's sitting

I'm just wondering why Jack puts so much stock on them being paved or in good shape. Like, the only time I care about parking is when the place needs more of it or it's a pain in the ass to get into a place due to road design. My guess is he does it as a way to add another reason to bitch about a place if he is told not to film or he's just in a pissy mood.

Am I wrong to hate the fact that I think Jack is a manchild for wearing t-shirts and a baseball cap at his age? Maybe a classist?

The big thing about him (pun) is that he goes out of the way to find the most manchild-like shirts out of that line and seemingly chooses to not wear anything else. He just seems to gravitate towards obnoxious colors and overstated logos, which really shrieks "I am not able to maintain myself, I am a failure". He does not at any point come close to changing up his looks either, and seems to go in the same pattern of jorts, manchild-shirt of eyewatering color, fucking jersey if not manchild shirt, and backwards cap like the darkies he hates.

It's just fucking autistic when he wears it.

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This may be the longest lie Jack's kept up to be honest.

 

[Aaway]

lol sure jack. he's looking fatter than ever

 

[AnOminous]

Charles is impressed with the restaurant already because the parking lot is paved and he loves the aesthetics (a blue and red that clash).
Jack has that stupid USA Flag Batman shirt again. So weird how he only wears that shirt and the Run DMC shirt out to eat with Charles.
Also has a "Nutrition Factory" hat on. Shout outs to the fried appetizer platter.
Jack still pissy about the chipped bowl he got at the other restaurant, he brings it up sarcastically.
Fried fish, cole slaw and guacmole in a spinch tortilla. Charles: "This is on the healthier side."
Jack: "We need this in the sushi we've been having!"


Jack eats hot soup, acts like a fucking 4 year old.
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What kind of complete trash wears a hat at the dinner table? Fucking animal. Was he raised in a barn?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"(the parking lot) plays in the experience of eating"

no.
pls.
stahp.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

i don't get jack's obsession with filming the parking lot of restaurants

in this video he does it at the beginning and randomly in the middle he starts filming the parking lot again through the window near where he's sitting

I'm just wondering why Jack puts so much stock on them being paved or in good shape. Like, the only time I care about parking is when the place needs more of it or it's a pain in the ass to get into a place due to road design. My guess is he does it as a way to add another reason to bitch about a place if he is told not to film or he's just in a pissy mood.

The big thing about him (pun) is that he goes out of the way to find the most manchild-like shirts out of that line and seemingly chooses to not wear anything else. He just seems to gravitate towards obnoxious colors and overstated logos, which really shrieks "I am not able to maintain myself, I am a failure". He does not at any point come close to changing up his looks either, and seems to go in the same pattern of jorts, manchild-shirt of eyewatering color, fucking jersey if not manchild shirt, and backwards cap like the darkies he hates.

It's just fucking autistic when he wears it.

This may be the longest lie Jack's kept up to be honest.

Jack can't bring his dates back home so he has to blow them right there in the parking lot. He just wants the experience to feel extra special and for the place to like nice is all.

Spoiler

It would certainly go a long way towards explaining his high protein diet fetish.

 

[Aaway]

yeah a 50 year old man shouldn't be taking pictures like that either ^^^

jack thinks he's still in high school

 

[Begemot]

yeah a 50 year old man shouldn't be taking pictures like that either ^^^

jack thinks he's still in high school

Yeah, it's the vibe of how he wears stuff. If he was a roofer wearing a shirt I wouldn't care, but he looks like a suburban glutton.

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, it's the vibe of how he wears stuff. If he was a roofer wearing a shirt I wouldn't care, but he looks like a suburban glutton.

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

And for those who want to not deal with gay anti-ad block bullshit, here.

 

[captkrisma]

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Saying that he would have to do video work all the time across his seven different channels...

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

Ah, the halcyon days of 2012, when 300k subscribers and a handful of videos over 500k views were enough to be "YouTube famous" and get a puff piece in Orange County's biggest local newspaper. How far Jack's star has fallen. Now he's relegated to doing livestreams with fewer views than @RomeoRose would get and reviewing "Asian" restaurants that serve their miso soup with rotini.

His arrogance comes through loud and clear in that article. I'm not sure what's worse: his pig-headed refusal to use fresh ingredients, his jingoistic attitude towards anything unfamiliar (tarragon? sounds like terrorist to me), or the cop-outs he invokes when his inability to follow basic technique results in a screw-up. Yeah, I get it, you're doing "lazy man's style" food. Some ingredients are OK to get away with using frozen or canned versions. But Jack takes it to an extreme. Has Jack ever used fresh garlic instead of that disgusting jarred shit? With a garlic press it takes almost no extra time, you'll save money in the long run, and the taste isn't even comparable. Jack isn't just lazy, he's a cheater.