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[*extremely mom voice*]

Testosterone overdoses are causing weird shit in women. For example it can turn diehard lesbians straight.

I read tons of threads by ftms who took T and are now "gay" aka attracted to men.

Some gay men on estrogen also start to find women sexually attractive. The best example is Greg Gigi Gorgeous. Before taking e he was a your standard effeminate fag and after he fell in love with a woman and they are still dating.

Some examples:

This person is 33 years old

Reddit user ImGayAsHeck wants us all to know that he's extremely straight and loves women, however the hormones have worked as advertised and he's now also a feminized cock-hungry slut. Also "menbys" and "fembys."

Lesbian/bisexual in denial, declares herself genderspecial in order to be okay with fucking other women

Gay guy in denial, chemically castrates himself in order to be okay with fucking other men

Imagine you've been married to your husband for twenty years, and one day he confides in you that his addiction to this weird, dated MMO has made him want to cut his balls off. Also Jasmine, honey....if you're not asexual now, getting your shrimp butterflied will do the trick, I promise you.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

That said, the few months where the go-to insult from the trans crowd was "pee your pants" was pretty funny/cringe.

I saw this recently, I didn't know it was a thing. What even is this? Is there some kind of hidden meaning, or is it just an autistic comeback to criticism?

 

[s0mbra]

I saw this recently, I didn't know it was a thing. What even is this? Is there some kind of hidden meaning, or is it just an autistic comeback to criticism?

People didn't want to get in trouble for telling people to "kill yourself" so they used fucking "pee your pants" as a codeword for telling people to kill themselves.

At least that's how I understand it.

 

[Smoothie Queen]

I saw this recently, I didn't know it was a thing. What even is this? Is there some kind of hidden meaning, or is it just an autistic comeback to criticism?

Autistic comeback to criticism 100%. I don't know why/how it started, but for like six months or a year there were so many posts, messages, etc. telling terfs to "pee your pants" or "poop your pants" and whatnot. It was honestly funny as shit to watch them work themselves into a tizzy and all-caps "pee your pants you fucking terf!!" like it was the worst insult in the whole world. iirc it was most popular among the 16-25 fujoshi / "gay trans man" set, which makes sense as they're both incredibly immature and pumped full of hormones that make them volatile and prone to outbursts.

 

[totse]

People didn't want to get in trouble for telling people to "kill yourself" so they used fucking "pee your pants" as a codeword for telling people to kill themselves.

At least that's how I understand it.

I need a rating

 

[Spedestrian]

Was just about to log out for the night when I see this on r/traa. Imo, too many low-effort "relatable" memes on there, and not enough of whatever the hell this is.
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This is possibly the most unintentionally true post on the entire subreddit. You do need to believe in transwomen to see them. Otherwise you'll just see them as men.

is there a transman version of troon? maybe tram?

Pretty sure "troon" started on SomethingAwful as a portmanteau of "trans" and "goon", the latter being what they call their users. It eventually spread because it's funny and you could get away with saying it back in the day. It isn't specific to MtFs, people just mock MtFs more often. A linebacker in a dress is always funny, but butch lesbians with pube beards cutting their tits off is only funny sometimes.

 

[Safir]

not at all
evolution denial has a long history in leftist circles, all the way back to the days of stalin and lysenko. see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism for more details

Religious right's denialism is "God's creatures are perfect and can't/shouldn't be changed". Soviet pseudoscience was more like "we'll make our own evolution, with blackjack and hookers", editing out the parts of evolution which seemed to have unfortunate ideological conclusions but being super hyped about genetic engineering melioration.

Lysenko himself wasn't all bad. For one, he was ecologically minded and a (the?) major proponent of windbreak belts, which were destroyed in the 00s suburban housing bubble. A Lysenkoist helming the Russian Academy of Sciences, instead of the kooks we're presently stuck with, would've been a net positive.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Imagine you've been married to your husband for twenty years, and one day he confides in you that his addiction to this weird, dated MMO has made him want to cut his balls off. Also Jasmine, honey....if you're not asexual now, getting your shrimp butterflied will do the trick, I promise you.

People who like MMOs should castrate themselves tho.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

It's been documented that women on exogenous testosterone are more volatile, violent, and tend to have anger issues. Libido is also severely effected, which I can see causing them to develop more paraphilias than the average woman would. It absolutely makes sense.

Testosterone is sometimes used in older women to increase libido. I'll try to find the article where researchers described the dosage curve but

As it turns out, high levels of testosterone increase libido but don't improve sexual functioning because their husbands got scared. This is also the level of testosterone that FtMs are on.

 

[swamp witch]

yeah, you look really bad ass and not at all like a raving lunatic screeching on the streets!

Spoiler

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

yeah, you look really bad ass and not at all like a raving lunatic screeching on the streets!

Spoiler

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Great idea. Marching trough the streets, waving the trans flag & screaming hail Satan.

That's how you show people how sane and oppressed you are.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

yeah, you look really bad ass and not at all like a raving lunatic screeching on the streets!

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I recognize that neighborhood and I want to know what exactly this sped is rebelling against, since it's the most pathetically, cravenly pro-trans, pro-secularism, so open minded their brains are falling out area you can imagine.

 

[Popoto]

I recognize that neighborhood and I want to know what exactly this sped is rebelling against, since it's the most pathetically, cravenly pro-trans, pro-secularism, so open minded their brains are falling out area you can imagine.

In my experience, the screeching idiots are also extreme cowards and pick the safest echo chambers to screech in. You will never see a pride parade on the wrong side of the train lines so to speak.

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

It's been documented that women on exogenous testosterone are more volatile, violent, and tend to have anger issues. Libido is also severely effected, which I can see causing them to develop more paraphilias than the average woman would. It absolutely makes sense.

(Sorry for the double post!! Didn't notice this post until I'd already posted and can't figure out how to attach a new quote in edit..)

Testosterone overdoses are causing weird shit in women. For example it can turn diehard lesbians straight.

It's almost as if men and women are born with different bodies that have certain biochemistry that either relies on testosterone or estrogen as the predominating steroid hormone....and that artificially fucking with that delicate ratio can have adverse results. I mean we already know that PCOS in women can be attributed to natural hormone imbalances between androgen (a testosterone derivative) and estrogen which *surprise surprise* contributes to the development of male pattern baldness and cystic acne (two things that literally only affect men a majority of the time)...things we keep seeing in the FTM troons of this thread.

Anyway they disregard all of this and continue to OD on testosterone pills and hack off their titties, and try to convince everyone it's natural and sexy.

Also here's some more r/trans Islamic Content:



Homie is wearing an AA cup bra that isn't holding shit, and is obviously not the right band size because he's got a robust ass male ribcage. Which is a shame because it's actually a super cute bra. But I trust troons to not do their research before LARPing as females. The strap on the right is off? I can't tell if it's on his shoulder or not. Peep the mustache and 5 o'clock shadow and unwashed hair. Clearly a smokeshow worthy of /r/eyebleach.

The choker is very anime-esque so nothing unusual about that but if trannies are so anxious about being clocked why do they make fashion choices that are so obviously faux pas for women? Even in porn nobody is wearing goofy heart chokers.

 

[Haramburger]

The choker is very anime-esque so nothing unusual about that but if FTMs are so anxious about being clocked why do they make fashion choices that are so obviously faux pas for women? Even in porn nobody is wearing goofy heart chokers.

Nobody's doing their research or looking at normal clothes of on-the-street True & Honest™ women. Which shouldn't surprise anyone when you look at how troons misrepresent "scientific research" and "the latest studies" to push their identity politics. They just roll into a Hot Topic and buy the least manly things that they feel naughty for looking at and roll with it, ignoring that women are actually wearing leggings and capris and tops that troons can't possibly hope to fill out or look femme in. For example, aspiring MtFs should be wearing short shorts now that summer's rolling in, but they'll probably end up looking like Boomhauer instead of Daisy Duke:

 

[Spedestrian]

The choker is very anime-esque so nothing unusual about that but if FTMs are so anxious about being clocked why do they make fashion choices that are so obviously faux pas for women? Even in porn nobody is wearing goofy heart chokers.

Probably because a disproportionate amount of autistic people are transgender. Autistic people generally struggle to pick up on implicit social rules like appropriate clothing choice and they're less apt at reading people's emotions (e.g. distinguishing condescending smirks from genuine smiles). This may also be why so many FtMs come off as ghoulish caricatures of women: they're autists trying to distill womanhood into a set of stereotypical rules, and they lack the self-awareness to realize how ridiculous they look.

Also, homeboy couldn't have picked a worse choker if he's trying hide his Adam's Apple. That choker is hollow in the middle: he's straight up putting a frame around it.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The troon on Susan's place that wanted his neovagina attached to an unidentifiable mass behind his bladder (which he swears up and down is a uterus) has returned!

And now somehow has hEDS too because of course.

 

[Hog On Ice]

Pretty sure "troon" started on SomethingAwful as a portmanteau of "trans" and "goon", the latter being what they call their users.

I believe this is true, but I like to think it comes from “troo n’ honest woman”.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The troon on Susan's place that wanted his neovagina attached to an unidentifiable mass behind his bladder (which he swears up and down is a uterus) has returned!

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And now somehow has hEDS too because of course.

Imagine getting grilled by your embarrassing trooned out failson about your contraceptive use.

 

[sunshine]

Just had a horrifying idea confirmed by r/gonewildtrans. My condolences to all women who buy clothes from Target.

Spoiler: NSFW: dressing room fun featuring KF’s own Zinnia Jones

Spoiler: some bonus tiddies

But my favorite recent post on that subreddit was a picture of a dick and asshole (unremarkable) captioned, “Just got rejected from college, but at least I’m cute, right?”