DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

The best way to "troll" DSP would be to let DSP pick a game that he legitimately likes, and then watch him rage at that game for no reason. Then he doesn't even get the excuse of "I didn't want to play this game; you guys made me!"

Then again, I have no idea what game DSP would actually like. Something chill I presume.

Gone Home and other walking simulators. Games that have no loss condition like Life is Strange and David "Failure of the game designer" Cage titles. 16-bit JRPGs with extremely linear plots that he's played a million times.

 

[Salubrious]

Gone Home and other walking simulators. Games that have no loss condition like Life is Strange and David "Failure of the game designer" Cage titles. 16-bit JRPGs with extremely linear plots that he's played a million times.

That's a good point. Now that you reminded me, I legitimately think DSP's favorite game last year was "Detroit: Become Human". He "only" put it at #5 because he thought everyone else would want the other four games higher on the list.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

That's a good point. Now that you reminded me, I legitimately think DSP's favorite game last year was "Detroit: Become Human". He "only" put it at #5 because he thought everyone else would want the other four games higher on the list.

He is such a casual,when he has to pick what to play for fun in his free time he plays shitty pay to win mobile games and his favourite games are ones in which you cant lose.

 

[Pargon]

That's a good point. Now that you reminded me, I legitimately think DSP's favorite game last year was "Detroit: Become Human". He "only" put it at #5 because he thought everyone else would want the other four games higher on the list.

I'd give my eye teeth to watch him play Omikron, as not only is it obviously filled with a hundred half-baked ideas on account of Cage having no fucking idea what he wanted in a video game but on account of numerous bugs and unintuitive puzzles it's also a title that dares you to try and beat it, even with a guide, of which there are few. It would humiliate Phil in ways even a From Software game could not.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Dave Burnell.

 

[Meech]

At least the sperg brought some energy. A+ for effort

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Dave Burnell.

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I will never get tired of seeing a grown man playing video games sitting in a childs booster seat, it will always be funny to me

 

[Equinox_]

At least the sperg brought some energy. A+ for effort

The sperg, while annoying, did indeed bring an energy a dsp stream would never have and in its own way make it slightly watchable

 

[actually]

That one incredibly loud sperg in the Borderlands 2 party is the perfect example of a dsp cuck, annoying and dumb. He's so filled with autistic glee, because he finally gets to play with pig roach.

At least the sperg brought some energy. A+ for effort

The sperg, while annoying, did indeed bring an energy a dsp stream would never have and in its own way make it slightly watchable

Gotta agree with @Meech and @Equinox_ . Dude's yelling was unintentionally hilarious, but shit, at least he was unabashedly enjoying himself. Meanwhile Phil has the sack to talk about how it's a slow day.

 

[VibRibbon]

I did actually find the icesperg (very cool, but still a sperg) pretty funny. Definitely more entertaining than whatever the hell DSP brought to the table... They'd be a great comedy duet- one wacky dude who don't play be no rules, and DSP trying way too hard to let everyone know that playing vidyagames for a living is srs bsns. Pinky and the Brain, only if Brain had fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Dave Burnell.

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God I wish he would get rid of the damn face cam. It does nothing but fuel detractor memes, like I just don’t fucking understand why he has a face cam. Oh wait, yeah I do, it’s darks gorilla brain realizing people on twitch use face cams so hopped on the band wagon even though it does absolutely nothing to enhance his khantent

Like legit half the memes about this guy would die if he just got rid of this thing, but he’s not smart enough to realize it

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

God I wish he would get rid of the damn face cam. It does nothing but fuel detractor memes, like I just don’t fucking understand why he has a face cam. Oh wait, yeah I do, it’s darks gorilla brain realizing people on twitch use face cams so hopped on the band wagon even though it does absolutely nothing to enhance his khantent

Like legit half the memes about this guy would die if he just got rid of this thing, but he’s not smart enough to realize it

because its the phil show. you dont go there to see the game, you go there for phil, the real star.

 

[James Smith]

DSP is going on some kind of insane "It's nobody's business what your sexuality is and no one should judge you for it," rant. I have no idea what started it.

 

[killuminati]

DSP is going on some kind of insane "It's nobody's business what your sexuality is and no one should judge you for it," rant. I have no idea what started it.

LMFAO, that was a wild rant. I don't think I've ever been so confused by his rambling before. That shit went from chill to uncomfortable real quick.

 

[SowonNation]

because its the phil show. you dont go there to see the game, you go there for phil, the real star.

"So if anyone actually wants to talk to me while I play the game that would be nice. People are talking about.. Little Pump the rapper and all kinds of other shit I have no idea what anyone's talking about. You know, this is a gameplay stream where I like to interact with my viewers [...] otherwise I don't know why you're in here, I'm just saying"

 

[killuminati]

Guess he's not finished being toxic tonight. He's going on another rant about popular streamers, "influencers", and paid shills. Apparently begging his fans for money is crowdfunding now too.

This is the stream that keeps on giving.

ETA: AND follows it up by permabanning a paypig with a 10000 bit badge. Phil, what the fuck are you doing? lmao

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Darks constant ramblings about influencers and paid shills and people who get games early is like the ultimate 1st world problem. I’ve legit never heard people give a real fuck about this stuff, but the more and more he talks about it he acts like the damn industry is about to collapse because of it. It’s so fucking weird

 

[whereicantfollow]

Darks constant ramblings about influencers and paid shills and people who get games early is like the ultimate 1st world problem. I’ve legit never heard people give a real fuck about this stuff, but the more and more he talks about it he acts like the damn industry is about to collapse because of it. It’s so fucking weird

Phil probably seethes with rage every time he sees somebody who started 5 years after him have 10x the success. He has a 10 year legacy but never even broke 200k subs so it's gotta hurt him with how fast some of these people blow up.

 

[bearsintrees]

Darks constant ramblings about influencers and paid shills and people who get games early is like the ultimate 1st world problem. I’ve legit never heard people give a real fuck about this stuff, but the more and more he talks about it he acts like the damn industry is about to collapse because of it. It’s so fucking weird

He's 100% seen the bounty board leaks that have been out there where stupid shit like watching Street Fighter can get a bigger streamer $4000 for 30 minutes, and he instantly assumed that everyone who ever got big and rich on Twitch has been taking backdoor deals, getting paid to play games, and had their opinions manipulated by publishers.

And he's also 100% correct. Anyone above Phil's level of success on Twitch IS taking all those bounties and making a ton of money from publishers.

But he's also such a jealous cunt about it that it evokes absolutely no sympathy, and because he's TRIED the bounty board system before and simply fucked it up for himself, he's also a giant hypocrite.

For as much as we all think Phil has a Twitch contact who protects him from bans, the fact that he was relegated to Elo Hell as a bounty before getting shut out of it completely says the marketing department still sees him as not worth the time and effort to defend to publishers. And that's costing him thousands a month.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil, the former weightlifter, said that a keg of beer is too heavy for a person to lift by themselves. A keg weighs about 160lbs.