🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Fannyscum]

Dame thought it was a fun stream.

 

[Yolksack]

Says Flam will keep his memory and then says he's not quitting? Mad at Pesos?
* for posterity-

Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) on Twitter

archived 18 Jun 2019 05:33:14 UTC

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[Lord Akira]

So Ralph has upgraded from doxing his supporters to his cohosts now, Jesus fucking christ Ralph, put the bottle down, or pick it up and swallow some more pills with it and take the long nap. Also if this is true, I guess I was vindicated when I said he does have his cohosts' dox tucked away.

 

[エボラちゃん]

It was a fun ride, I hope it doesn't end now but I have the feeling that we're getting there.
I'm not very excited at the prospect of a Gator's Retort, he's fake and boring.
If he recycles the show with Flamenco I'm pretty sure they will take precautions not to repeat the same mistakes Ralph did.
It will probably be sanitized with weeb content in hope to resurface on youtube.

Imo, Ralph started to dig his own grave when the St Jude Killstream happened, it just didn't look like it because TRR was soaking in a lot of tasty dramas and painted themselves as the "internet avant-garde against censorship and political correctness".
Once the dramas dried out and bigger internet figures got censored, his show started losing relevance over time.
I would also add that Ralph depends a lot on his co-hosts to animate his shows so the loss of Zidan was a pretty big hit.
You can see Ralph's attitude and energy in his shows slowly decay post-Knoxville.

Andy and Ralph both suffers from the same weaknesses.
Lack of self control and lack of self awareness, they just manifest it differently.
Ralph might last a bit longer if you compare the time difference between Andy/JF collab end -> Andy's downfall and the St.Jude Killstream fiasco -> TRR implosion. I suppose that working in a 3 mans crew increases the show's instability; it also amplifies as TRR keeps losing momentum post-Knoxville. I wouldn't exclude the possibility of a temporary bounce back to relevance, but the current situation makes me think otherwise.

We'll see I guess!

 

[harlito]

Trouble in Ralph Retort Land?

Attention Required!

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Don't listen to them Ralph! Flamenco and Gator have betrayed you and are trying to steal your show, the thing you've built for nearly two years now! Come back online and show the world their treachery!

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

The dlive killstream wasn't aborted. It was carried to full term then Ralph smothered it in its crib with his gunt. Lets all raise a glass (or six) to the editor with cirrhosis Ethan "please don't leave me Nora you're all I got left now" Ralph

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Well, there goes my last bit of respect for Ralph.

The retort has been aborted.

 

[kadoink]

Ralph had everything going for him, all he had to do was be semi-professional, let people talk, and treat the audience with some respect while staying off the sauce. Instead he realized that his head has the same shape as Porky Pig and couldn't take it anymore.

 

[Immortal Technique]

That outro music was perfect.

"It all returns to nothing. It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down"

/outta 5 Johnny Walkers for fitting choice

 

[Smarty Pants]

Is it me or does Flamenco sound like Keemstar?

Says Flam will keep his memory and then says he's not quitting? Mad at Pesos?

No he's not mad at Pesos, he's mad at Flamenco because he's able to produce a better quality show than him. It's astonishing that this idiot thinks that he has something worth stealing. He gets 500 viewers on DLive and 70% of them are /cow/boys and forum trannies. If Gaytor and Flamenco weren't such beta males they would've told Ethan to fuck off by now.

 

[verissimus]

Is it me or does Flamenco sound like Keemstar?

...just you.

On another note, wtf has been going on now? Ralph started drinking again heavily even though he said how long ago he'd cut back? I also see he's been as inconsistent as he's been since he memology let him do his show on his channel.

 

[Immortal Technique]

...just you.

On another note, wtf has been going on now? Ralph started drinking again heavily even though he said how long ago he'd cut back? I also see he's been as inconsistent as he's been since he memology let him do his show on his channel.

He basically started a stream, drunk as fuck, and couldn't figure out his technical issues. Not a terrible thing to occur if it's a quick fix...but this shit went on for +40 minutes. Here is a mirror of the stream if you want to see the shit show yourself:

YouTube

www.youtube.com

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Man, I had no idea that a mother having blood clots in her legs makes a son sound like he's actually severely and debilitatingly intoxicated, doesn't seem that that symptom made it onto WebMD.

 

[Pepper Jack]

EAT A FUCKING CALL YOU AN UBER HAB BAB BAB

 

[zyclonPD]

Ralph came back on Twitter last night to have a very controlled sperg. Either he was very reserved 5 hours ago or he deleted most of it.

Tweet | Archive

Tweet | Archive

 

[Okami Green]

He basically started a stream, drunk as fuck, and couldn't figure out his technical issues. Not a terrible thing to occur if it's a quick fix...but this shit went on for +40 minutes. Here is a mirror of the stream if you want to see the shit show yourself:

YouTube

www.youtube.com

Yesterday was not a good day to be Ralph. Flamenco was fucking retarded for calling him up and acting like an interventionist. There's no stopping this trainwreck.

 

[Hamsteroid]

He basically started a stream, drunk as fuck, and couldn't figure out his technical issues. Not a terrible thing to occur if it's a quick fix...but this shit went on for +40 minutes. Here is a mirror of the stream if you want to see the shit show yourself:

YouTube

www.youtube.com

He sounds like Virgil Mastercard's drunken uncle

 

[Bleach Milkshake]

I stopped watching Ralph's stuff in the hope I could skip all the stupid post-Knoxville drama, but I tune back in for the CWC stuff the other night with dear leader and it's still just a roiling pot of internet exceptionalism.

I miss having something politically incorrect and entertaining to tune into every other day. This trainwreck isn't even mildly amusing.

 

[Marco Fucko]

This trainwreck isn't even mildly amusing.

I heartily disagree, seeing Ralph fuck himself over continuously brings a smile to my face.