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Kheapathic said:
Now hold the fuck on Becky. I'm not saying you have the morals of a ho or that your husband is one step away from being the next Anthony Burch (but those statements would be true). But you had two boyfriends in college, still managed to get raped by Max Landis, and the both of them still failed to act. I know one of those boyfriends was Jackson and he's so fucking pathetic Anthony Burch could lose his crown; but come the fuck on.
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Jackson is such a great boyfriend, he's stood by her side as she got raped by two different guys (three if you count Daniel!) and didn't do anything but make snarky comments later.

I'm also a little confused, I was under the impression that Becky sprang the poly bullshit on Jackson later, like after they were married. But now it sounds like it was going on back in college when they first started dating. Probably a combination of my Becky timeline getting confused and her being a fucking liar making things confusing.
 
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melty said:
Jackson is such a great boyfriend, he's stood by her side as she got raped by two different guys (three if you count Daniel!) and didn't do anything but make snarky comments later.

I'm also a little confused, I was under the impression that Becky sprang the poly bullshit on Jackson later, like after they were married. But now it sounds like it was going on back in college when they first started dating. Probably a combination of my Becky timeline getting confused and her being a fucking liar making things confusing.
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they got married very young, like 20 or 21 or something for rebecca. my guess is that she cheated on him a ton, got caught, and she made up the poly shit to make him feel guilty for kinkshaming.
 
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AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
In the future, there will be emotion surgeons who can slice up your brain to fix all sorts of brain maladies, chemical imbalances, addictions, etc etc. I imagine one of these future experts examining rebecca and declaring it a lost cause.
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We should figure out how to get Becky into phrenology. She already believes some absolute bullshit, so it's not out of the question, and then her being such a Pratchett fan she'd obviously want to get retrophrenology, and then we could legitimately have her hit around the head with a mallet.
(Yes, she's not an actual fan considering she never even read Good Omens, but I'll take whatever stretch I can to find a way to have her get her head beaten in and declare it to be a good thing.)

AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
they got married very young, like 20 or 21 or something for rebecca. my guess is that she cheated on him a ton, got caught, and she made up the poly shit to make him feel guilty for kinkshaming.
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The impression I get is that Becky has been Jackson's one and only female partner, and he's such a pathetic nothing of a man that he'll stand by her no matter what the hell she does to him. He undoubtedly deserves the cuck icon more than Jake Rapp does.

And I think she stays with him mostly because she knows he will never, ever leave and is also a source of money and Disneyland access. I'd say she's 100% using him, but really she 100% uses everybody, and he just happens to be the longest, most willing participant. Daniel has even shown backbone by trying to leave two years ago; as far as we know Jackson just acquiesces to being and doing exactly what Becky wants at all times.

His family must hate her, if they have any sense that is. But they also seem close enough that they'd never cut off their son. Because I do wonder how long it would take Daniel to become primary if Jackson had no Disneyland or money links; I'm guessing fewer than six months.
 
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Jackson is a good little nebbish nerd soft Jewish boy. I'm quite sure that growing up he did exactly what his Mommy told him. And he still does. When he got with Becky he just exchanged one Mommy for another one.

Jackson's family will never cut him off because he will never give them reason to. Becky may bitch some about her in-laws but she knows they're the source of her Disney perks so I'd guess she'll never push Jackson too far in pissing them off.
 
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Next Task said:
He undoubtedly deserves the cuck icon more than Jake Rapp does.
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Well, there is still hope. Jake kept talking about how fucking happy he was, and yet even he finally stopped drinking soy long enough to kick Rapp-star's ass to the curb. He will deny it, but I like to think we gave him some things to think about, and maybe we contributed in some small way to Jake growing up and becoming a big boy. And also his escape from Ali.

Edit: Optimistic I know, but it is possible Jackson thinks about this stuff too, I wonder if Jackson also tells himself how wonderful everything is and how Becca is amazing. Until he can't take it anymore.
 
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Becky is really going off the wall on Landis. Walls of text and every wall decorated with a bullshit story. I need to get in the mood while reading that high intensity of a sperg. I clipped an .mp3 of Rich laughing, it should make for a great background to "M A X L A N D I S" saga.
 

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Blue Jerkop said:
I'm starting to think we should put aside a post somewhere and edit it to include every tweet where she badmouths her parents (you know, the two abusive monsters who are totally NOT MY REAL PARENTS REEEEEE) in case her family ever checks the thread. Wait, what's the image limit for one post?



I have no idea who Max Landis is; he might very well be a cow or a serial harasser. But based off my only context of him, this thread, I'm glad he exists just to trigger Becky by being successful at life.
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Hes apparently someone who has abused Zoe Quinn, the Mara chick from Matilda, and this Becky
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Jackson is a good little nebbish nerd soft Jewish boy. I'm quite sure that growing up he did exactly what his Mommy told him. And he still does. When he got with Becky he just exchanged one Mommy for another one.

Jackson's family will never cut him off because he will never give them reason to. Becky may bitch some about her in-laws but she knows they're the source of her Disney perks so I'd guess she'll never push Jackson too far in pissing them off.
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Worth noting and remembering that until recently Jackson had none of those benefits. He also wasn't the one paying for the Disney passes till he got the Disney gig, that was all Daniel (and still is outside the Disney stuff)

It wasn't long ago that Jackson was almost practically the bump in the log, a perpetual student getting low level uber money. He has a job now, but Daniel still tends to be the one taking her out anyway.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I suspect the thought crossed her mind, but the problem is that it’s much harder to half-ass. If Jews disapprove of her, the worst that happens is that she gets ostracised, which she kinda wants anyway. But piss off the wrong Muslim, which she certainly would, and you might get honour killed. Or at least, that would be perpetual victim Becky’s thoughts.
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Being Jewish is perfect for her because it lets you be as bitchy and culturally subversive as you want, you get automatic victim status that nobody is ever allowed to question, all while being able to switch it on and off at her convenience. Also in Jewish culture women get to be as matriarchal and abusive as they want so it fits like a glove.
 
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RisingPheonix said:
Worth noting and remembering that until recently Jackson had none of those benefits. He also wasn't the one paying for the Disney passes till he got the Disney gig, that was all Daniel (and still is outside the Disney stuff)

It wasn't long ago that Jackson was almost practically the bump in the log, a perpetual student getting low level uber money. He has a job now, but Daniel still tends to be the one taking her out anyway.
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Again, Jackson's family is wealthy. Maybe not extremely rich, but wealthy enough that I'm 99% sure he has a trust fund and mommy probably gives her good boy spending money every month too.

He's a literal walking wallet to Becky. The fact he's also so pathetically cucked that she can jam her hand up his ass and use him as a "my lawyer husband" puppet is a nice bonus.

Also, I saw Becky recently confirmed she and Jackson each make about $50k (in fucking L.A. no less, so equivalent to ~$30k in a normal city) in their menial entry-level clerk positions despite them both having multiple undergrad and grad degrees. It's good to see that businesses value them just as little as everyone else does.
 
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Good to see we're so deeply under her skin that she's lashing out at anyone Jewish who pushes back on her on Twitter with "YOU'RE FROM KF YOU INSECT, BLOCKED".

Guess the blocked Jewish person is left to ponder what the fuck KF is. New members incoming?
 
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