🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I don't give a shit about Ralph but at this point Gator and Flamenco are just being disgusting enablers. If they gave a shit about him they would give him a straightening off-air. Even if it would make Ralph angry. They're just pretending to be concerned, being all chipper and sweet on air while Ralph is making a fool of himself. All three of them are trash human-beings.
 
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Ralph's voice has changed a lot since the early days, it's much higher than it used to be and he enunciates words very strangely. He sounds so nasally and high pitched, he's gotta be snorting something.

"This has the potential to be a really gret show. A 1000 people are watching me fuck up. Please help me! HELLO!?" This is by far the best you can do Ralph, your humiliation continues.

"That was way more entertaining than anything we have to say" Wow that's a Freudian slip.
 
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Ralph just noticed Jim in the chat and is asking him questions.

Please God let Jim on
 
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To anyone thinking Ralph is "performing": why do you think that? His two most previous episodes he sounded hammered, and we can tell Flamenco was trying to finesse the show away from him. As to why Gator and Flamenco are even on with him, I think either both are setting him up, or Flamenco is trying to demonstrate to Gator "see, both of us would make for a better show without THIS".

Honestly, who is attributing 4D performance art to a white trash alcoholic?
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It just seems unrealistic for someone to suddenly forget how to do all the basic things that go into streaming cuz they're soooooo highdrunk maaaaaaan. I could be wrong, sure, but it all seems way too convenient.

You had Flamenco and Gator promoting today's show on twitter hours in advance, he was playing a song that sounded suicidal right before the scheduled start time, notifications going up 3 times in a row, screwing around with all the settings, putting random shit up on screen etc. Something doesn't add up here. Call me a schizo or tard if you want but I don't buy it.
 
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