REACTING TO ZACHARY MICHAEL 6/20/2019 - her being a smug cunt

[Masta]

I really can't watch this, it makes me so irritated, because im a Zachery fanboy, he was right and she is just denying everything..

 

[Aldora]

Wow, she looks huger than ever.

Edit: also I am not watching this, it is hard enough listening to Zachary screeching his "MA'AMS!" whilst reacting to Amber, but listening to Amber reacting to Zach who is reacting to Amber, is a step too far for me.

 

[Mangy Mutt]

I wanna see a reaction to Kiwi Farms vid next.

Do it, Hampussy. C'mon.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I hate reaction videos, I hate Zachary Michael and I hate Amberlynn.

God this is gonna be so good

 

[Zoboomafoo]

I want someone to look at me the way Amber eye fucks at the tiny video of herself from 50lbs ago...

 

[the real heisenberg]

She looks like she's about to eat that laptop...

 

[Pargon]

Hamplanet reacting to some lisping nonce. God I can't wait until YouTube collapses.

I mean the building. With no survivors.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

She's so pissed off at Zach, I love this so much ahahaha

 

[Clintonberg]

I'm only four and a half minutes in and I'm really enjoying this. I wish she'd do this style of video more often.

Now we just need the fairy to do a react to a react of a react.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

So, in any of the next 99 videos is she going to leave bed to prove she isn't bed-bound?

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

The real title should be "Smug hambeast gets triggered and fails to understand satire for 18 minutes straight"!

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

this is so cringy its glorious, her pathetic attempt at wit/sarcasm is delicious to me.

Also, anyone can make any type of video they want about you regardless if it's true or not Amber. The sad thing is that these "slanderous" reaction videos you're getting so salty over are a thousand times more accurate than anything that you produce and they're more entertaining. The mindless drivel that constantly pours out of your mouth like the diarrhea from your shelf ass is a comedy gold mine. Hate the game not the player gorl.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Wow, that guy is irritating. Amber is looking as fat as she has ever been. Have we hit or surpassed 600?

I guess it's all about the money? I really don't know. I used to watch his channel, I used to enjoy his personality, and I no longer do.

This is literally how every single non-ironic Amberlynn fan probably feels. She recognized the parallel so quickly after saying that that she even compared it to her own audience. It's like she thinks that leveling criticism she gets at someone else is letting her off the hook or downplaying her own retarded behavior, because she's self-aware y'all.

 

[pecansandies]

I have a very big HATE fanbase

that's the spirit, sis. keep telling yourself that. keep telling yourself that it all comes from a place of hatred. that it's absolutely not because you're an incredibly disappointing person who is fucking ridiculous on a good day. that most of your viewers have all rooted for you at one (or more!) points only to realise you like subway sandwiches and talking shit more than staying alive. it's all pure, blind hatred. yup

p.s. someone's looking like they finally hit their 600lb goal.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her forearms are now sporting cellulite. HER FOREARMS.

 

[Long time lurker]

So, in any of the next 99 videos is she going to leave bed to prove she isn't bed-bound?

No.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Call me "Mad at the Internet" here, but I am still flabbergasted as to how oblivious to reality she is. She does not realize how much of a trainwreck she is and how profitable (and extremely enjoyable) it is to poke the hamplanet. I have not seen Amber this indignant since #shrimpgate and we have been spiraling down even farther ever since. She is expanding with every sighting of her and she has become desperate. I did not think she could get any lower until I watched this sorry fucking excuse of a video.

 

[Whatthefuck]

She really thought this was going to be a good idea? Fucking hell, the fat really has taken over her brain. She's reached Violet Beauregarde levels of roundness at this point and the only place the fat has to go is in the recesses of her skull that used to house at least half a brain. She has to know this is the worst move. No one likes cunty, tryhardlynn. She doesn't have the wit or personality to pull something like this off.

It could be done and probably done with amusing results by anyone remotely competent and it only could've been pulled off the very first time he reacted. I mean, instead of shitting the bed for over a year about reaction channels, she should have just done something like this from the outset and said nothing more about it.

What is with our resident fatties these days? It's pure weaponized 'tism from all sides anymore.

ETA: I personally like Zach specifically because he doesn't take himself nor YT seriously. He's flamboyant, surely, but he's at least a working, functional adult much like the rest of us that just happens, just like the rest of us, to enjoy dragging this absolute disgrace of a human.

 

[Gorl68]

Can't even edit a reaction video properly. What a lazy cunt.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Can we get a summary? I don't have the stomach to watch the whole thing.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

React-ception. Great.