Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Cuck Norris]

Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Raygun(6) (known for his wanting to develop a Star Wars ray-gun),

There's alot of silly screen names on this site that are used by those who wouldn't write the same things if their real names were being used. Correct?

We might tone them down but our opinions would be unchanged. Some of our... subjects... have known disorders like autism. While we don't discuss them because of their autism, there are portions of the population that seem to think things like being autistic or gender identity issues removes the humor from the situation, or grants them immunity from ridicule. We don't go outside these boards and ridicule them, we merely discuss them. And if they show up, like you have, we engage them here.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

wagglyplacebo,

Let's talk about what's important - your eternal soul. AM I correct in remembering that at the beginning of this thread, you were a supporter of me and even asked for a FREE copy of my second book Plan-it Theory (which I took the time to email you), and then you turned to be an attacker of me? What's up with that?! What did I do to have you change your position?

 

[silentprincess]

silentprincess,

You are neither silent or a princess, therefore, you are a hypocrite. I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ and I try to never be a hypocrite.

I won't fight with you, it's obvious that you are not willing to take notice of what I am saying. I wish you luck with your life, and I hope that one day you will look back at this and think I was not a very nice person, and that you ruined your chance at making some friends.

I am a princess to this forums, the likes princess. I spread niceness across the forums and making friends. Atacking me is just silly and childish, because really I am the only person here being nice to you, even if I don't have to. You are not lovely at all, I saw you could, but maybe I was wrong.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

wagglyplacebo,

Let's talk about what's important - your eternal soul. AM I correct in remembering that at the beginning of this thread, you were a supporter of me and even asked for a FREE copy of my second book Plan-it Theory (which I took the time to email you), and then you turned to be an attacker of me? What's up with that?! What did I do to have you change your position?

you ignored legitimate questions and were becoming more of a jerk to people instead of just failing them, I never supported you friend. Just wanted to see what you thought and get all the info.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

PurpleHonkeyDickwasher,

"We might tone (our comments) down but our opinions would be unchanged." Come on. Everyone here - including Gene Parmesan Cheese - would not only definitely "tone down your comments", your true opinions might not get expressed without the perceived anonymity.

 

[Cuck Norris]

PurpleHonkeyDickwasher,

"We might tone (our comments) down but our opinions would be unchanged." Come on. Everyone here - including Gene Parmesan Cheese - would not only definitely "tone down your comments", your true opinions might not get expressed without the perceived anonymity.

I can only speak for myself, and I'm known to not have a filter. I speak my mind when and where I please. I find it both funny and sad that you would resort to something childish and uninspired like "dick washer" but at least my hygiene is decent so I can't be too mad. I haven't even attacked you personally though, only pointed out flaws in your reasoning and actions. Christ Himself has stated forgiveness is always a possibility. Unless you want to break out the Gnostic stuff and we can talk about Jesus flipping tables and cursing children. I always found those way more interesting than the boring King James Version. New International Version is awful and for barely literate, uneducated trash.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

silentprincess,

You are neither silent or a princess, therefore, you are a hypocrite. I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ and I try to never be a hypocrite.

@Brad Watson_Miami , how disappointing. I don't know @silentprincess very well, but it is easy to tell she is a sincere person. When she receives criticism, she tries to improve herself, and her advice to other people is always supportive, constructive and kind.

You purport to be the 2nd Coming of Christ, but then again, lots of other people make similar claims. In this thread, you have provided little compelling reason why anyone should believe you over, say, Mark Dreher, or Sigmund Ivarsson or Sergei Torop. But your own words and actions make it very clear that the world would be a better place if more people chose to emulate silentprincess, not you.

You, sir, are terrible at being Christ.

 

[Saney]

PurpleHonkeyDickwasher

Child.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

wagglyplacebo,

I AM sorry you feel that way. You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/13/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of community service, and then petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 17.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Roger Rabbit]

silentprincess,

You are neither silent or a princess, therefore, you are a hypocrite. I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ and I try to never be a hypocrite.

Here's something you should learn about the forums... two specific rules.

1. Obey Null
2. NEVER make fun of applecat or SilentPrincess.

 

[Dr. Meme]

hey brad how do i become jesus? I've tried being reincarnated but nothing works!

 

[The Knife]

silentprincess,

You are neither silent or a princess, therefore, you are a hypocrite. I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ and I try to never be a hypocrite.

Oh HAIL no, you did not just diss the Princess.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Hey Brad, genuine question I don't think has been asked yet in this thread. Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

buster_kitten,

How disappointing. I AM sorry you feel that way.

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/13/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 74 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of community service, and then petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 7.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[CatParty]

hey @Brad Watson_Miami i just drank four 7-ups. i feel pretty sick. if i die, will i now go to heaven? and if i get reincarnated, what as?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more)

What are my other sins that you know about? Maybe I'm a preacher when I'm off the computer. "Many more" makes it sound like I'm a criminal or something.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

BradWatson_Miami

I'm sorry that I have to do this....

By the power vested in me, I hearby tell you that you FAIL F

Your sentence: Infinite time in hell for using the lord's name in vain.

Sadly, you cannot get out of this one.

 

[silentprincess]

Hey Brad, genuine question I don't think has been asked yet in this thread. Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?

That's a good question, I have mental health issues too, and there are others here too. We are all supportive of one another, so if you did say you have, nobody would judge you.

As I said before you could be a nice person if you wanted to be, and used your energy for good instead of making these weird judgements and hiding behind Jesus and Einstein. I am sure they would disapprove of your actions.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Saney,

Wow! A guy named "Saney - Gayer of the Love-Shys" who uses an avatar from a child's game and who earlier lied about how he came up with this screen name, just called me a "Child". The irony! I AM sorry you feel that way.

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/13/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of community service, and then petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 17.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Saney,

Wow! A guy named "Saney - Slayer of the Love-Shys" who uses an avatar from a child's videp game and who earlier lied about how he came up with this screen name, just called me a "Child". The irony! The members of this forum are a trip!! I AM sorry you feel that way.

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/13/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of community service, and then petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 17.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

hey @Brad Watson_Miami i just drank 4 7-Ups. i feel pretty sick. if i die, will i now go to heaven? and if i get reincarnated, what as?

Don't worry your little cat poo head, you've got 9 lives. Do you want to be reincarnated as a cat? If so, what kind and where?