🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I dread what the stream with Dick will look like. This one was only bearable because of Null and Dame fucking around with him the whole time. The guy simply does not have it in him to host anything anymore and I doubt Dick by himself will be able to save it.

Also, Dame is on Null's stream.
 
Chiri said:
I dread what the stream with Dick will look like. This one was only bearable because of Null and Dame fucking around with him the whole time. The guy simply does not have it in him to host anything anymore and I doubt Dick by himself will be able to save it.

Also, Dame is on Null's stream.
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Well he sure sucked Dick's dick enough in this stream. Something about him being the best man alive or some shit?
 
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Pham said:
I think one reason people obsess over Ralph (aside from all the others) is because hes a unique specimen. He spent years covering fuck ups and then made many of the same mistakes himself.
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Nobody here obsesses over Ralph. What lolcows don't seem to understand is that this is a source of entertainment, like cable or whatever. It's not terribly time-consuming to go read another thread on something while waiting for an update on a thread you like, and the alert system makes it trivial to just pop in, read whatever was posted, and go back to what you were doing.

It's like these people don't get that there are folks who pop into the farms for 15 minutes on their lunch break, or for an hour or so when there's a big event going on. In a way it's incredibly self-centered to assume that people give enough of a shit about one specific lolcow rather than the truth of it which is that most people here browse a wide variety of subforums and threads.
 
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Chiri said:
I dread what the stream with Dick will look like. This one was only bearable because of Null and Dame fucking around with him the whole time. The guy simply does not have it in him to host anything anymore and I doubt Dick by himself will be able to save it.

Also, Dame is on Null's stream.
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agreed, dick needs people to play off of and ralph going braindead wasted is going to kill it. I pray he'll make a change because of it, but seems doubtful
also gator's in the call too
 
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I just realized: He admitted he had a physical recently, right? It can't be coincidental that he went to a doctor to get checked out, and also in the same time frame starts showing signs of taking pills
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I have a hard time believing a doctor gave a 300-pound addict a clean bill of health, he might have gone and lied to get a script.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Well he sure sucked Dick's dick enough in this stream. Something about him being the best man alive or some shit?
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the moment where I realized that Dame only wanted on so he could play the same 2 clips and completely drag down the entire show completely broke me. i started laughing until i physically hurt. my head pounded and I felt like I was about to throw up. as I laughed, Dame laughed, and then I laughed harder, and he laughed harder. Ralph tried to be a part of the joke while completely missing the joke, and it just made me laugh harder and it made Dame laugh harder. It was like the fucking Chernobyl disaster, a series of complications resulting in an explosion.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
So fatty slipped up and said he paid for pussy, he tried to pull it back by saying for Nora's pussy. I really don't think he saved it. Way back Zoom said Ralph pays for hookers or some shit. All of a sudden Nora is gone aswell. Really weird. Really makes you think.
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He slipped up three times:
-Said he had a xanax habit when discussing his "lack" of recent drug use
-Said he pays for pussy including his wife which unfortunately adds credence to CRP/Pedophile Corey's allegation that he had purchased a hooker
-Said he was "sobering up" which means he was drunk on stream yet again
 
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the moment where I realized that Dame only wanted on so he could play the same 2 clips and completely drag down the entire show completely broke me. i started laughing until i physically hurt. my head pounded and I felt like I was about to throw up. as I laughed, Dame laughed, and then I laughed harder, and he laughed harder. Ralph tried to be a part of the joke while completely missing the joke, and it just made me laugh harder and it made Dame laugh harder. It was like the fucking Chernobyl disaster, a series of complications resulting in an explosion.
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Why Null, how could you possibly take joy in an internet personalities downfall? I am shocked,SHOCKED, that you would ever do this. Just for that I might not tip you again next month, you monster!
 
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the moment where I realized that Dame only wanted on so he could play the same 2 clips and completely drag down the entire show completely broke me. i started laughing until i physically hurt. my head pounded and I felt like I was about to throw up. as I laughed, Dame laughed, and then I laughed harder, and he laughed harder. Ralph tried to be a part of the joke while completely missing the joke, and it just made me laugh harder and it made Dame laugh harder. It was like the fucking Chernobyl disaster, a series of complications resulting in an explosion.
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Thankyou @Null I also laughed more tonight that I have in... far too long. I needed this. And 100% Dame's plan would not have worked anywhere near as well without you also there.
 
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