🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Well, where is rock bottom, and how fast are we approaching it?

Things should be speeding up now that people don't want to associate with him save for just outright fucking with him. This also goes without saying that just one popular video from Dame or Metokur can create drama that gets really get those pages flying. A funny supercut by Dame would be devastating, and a video from Metokur would be outright murder.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
So dame didn't disavow but subtlety humliated him🤔 I wonder how the Dick stream will turn out tbh.
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Probably alright, Dick has a habit of not knowing what's going on with people on Ralph's part of the internet.
 
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re: Sargon's page count vs. Ethan's

Well, where is rock bottom, and how fast are we approaching it?

Things should be speeding up now that people don't want to associate with him save for just outright fucking with him. This also goes without saying that just one popular video from Dame or Metokur can create drama that gets really get those pages flying. A funny supercut by Dame would be devastating, and a video from Metokur would be outright murder.
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I think the issue is that Dame only softly trolled him along with @Null (You should have dug in on him with the drug use more, especially the fucking fact he was taking "aspirin" multiple times during the stream which no one does) I wouldn't count on Jim since he seems to stick his head in the sand or only shoot light banter when paypigged about it.

WhimsicalTrolli said:
So dame didn't disavow but subtlety humiliated him🤔 I wonder how the Dick stream will turn out tbh.
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It will be boring dogshit since Dick is removed from the action and only hears about this shit second hand from Twitter. This is the cue for fellow farmers and anon lurkers to brief him on the gunt's fuckery, he'll bow to Dick and give up the goods since he thinks Dick is the second coming of Christ.
 
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The thing is I don't think Dick will fuck with Ralph, It'll probably just be him trying to convince Ralph he needs to get help. It's not going to be entertaining I think.
But something I do want to know is, does Ralph actually give a fuck about Dick and Jim or is he just leeching off them as much as possible. He constantly sucks them off but considering how quickly he turned on Gator despite their "friendship" makes me think he's just trying to get as much out of them as possible
 
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I've come back from my long sleep to post another video. Hope you enjoy.


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he'll bow to Dick and give up the goods since he thinks Dick is the second coming of Christ.
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And that's where I think you're wrong. I think Ralph is only sucking up to Jim and Dick precisely because they haven't really weighed in.
He won't hesitate to freak out on them the moment they do. He sperged out on his own cohosts for fuck's sake.
And he certainly won't treat Jim or Dick any differently than he treated Gator, who was an actual friend of his for years.

Also I'm pretty sure Dick knows what's going on. During his "Drive to Vegas" stream people kept asking him about Ralph and telling him about stuff. He didn't want to talk about it.
 
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Guntian Rhapsody
Is this the real life?
Is this just a drunk dream?
Caught in a guntslide
No escape from my liquor binge

Open the bottle
Look inside and see

I'm just an a-log
I need no paypiggies
Because I'm
Easy gunt, easy lunt
Little high, little drunk

Anyway the drink goes
That's all it matters to me
To me

Mama, I just did ambien
Put the pill in my shot glass
Poured the drink and glugged it down
Mama, eat a fucking cock
You either get a ride or you hitchhike

Mama, oooh
Didn't mean to holler over
If I don't wake up by this time tomorrow
Call an uber, call an uber
As if nothing really matters

Too late, my gunt is done
Send some food down my line
Gunt is aching all the time

Xander, I didn't, dox him, it's not
True, as a matter of fact, no it's not, trueeee
Mama, ooh (any way the gunt calls)
I don't wanna get up
I sometimes wish I've never hollered at all.

I see a little silhouette of a gunt
Guntafood, guntafood, will you do the Gunt tango?
Maker's mark and xanax
Very very drinkin', me.

(Guntileo) Guntileo,

(Guntileo) Guntileo,

Guntileo Nora no!

Guntifico-o-o-o-o!

I'm just an a-log, nobody loves me.

HE'S JUST AN A-LOG FROM 8CHAN FAMILY, SPARING HIS GUNT FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
Easy gunt, easy lunt,

Will you let me drink?

BISMILLAH, NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU DRINK

Let me drink!

BISMILLAH, WE WILL NOT LET YOU DRINK

Let me drink!

BISILLAH, WILL NOT LET YOU DRINK

Let me drink!

WILL NOT LET YOU DRINK

Let me drink!

NEVER LET YOU DRINK (NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU DRINK)

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

Oh mama mia, mama mia, call you uber!

NORA'S BULL HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME

So you think you can get a bull and get a green card?
So you think you can intervention me and tell me to sober up?
Oh, Gator, can't do this to me, Gator
Just gotta gunt out, just gotta gunt right out of here.

Only the drink matters,

Anyone can see,

Only the drink matters…

Only the drink matters, to me.


Any way maker's mark goes.
 
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Mathas said:
And that's where I think you're wrong. I think Ralph is only sucking up to Jim and Dick precisely because they haven't really weighed in.
He won't hesitate to freak out on them the moment they do. He sperged out on his own cohosts for fuck's sake.
And he certainly won't treat Jim or Dick any differently than he treated Gator, who was an actual friend of his for years.

Also I'm pretty sure Dick knows what's going on. During his "Drive to Vegas" stream people kept asking him about Ralph and telling him about stuff. He didn't want to talk about it.
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Josh was pretty non confrontational and he almost set Ralph off a few times so it wouldn't take much. Dick will probably say little if anything about it and Jim will take jabs by posting pictures on Twitter until Ralph has an "Aim Aim Aim Aim" moment that is just too big and/or funny to ignore. A man in denial about drinking himself to death doesn't really deliver on the laughs.
 
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Mathas said:
Also I'm pretty sure Dick knows what's going on. During his "Drive to Vegas" stream people kept asking him about Ralph and telling him about stuff. He didn't want to talk about it.
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He's going to Vegas to hang with his fans and get wrecked like everyone does when they drive out, I doubt he'll remember most of Ralph's fuckery by next week unless Ralph happens to do something really retarded in the meantime. Maybe he might do a stream where Josh can give him a primer when he gets back, but it'll most likely be business as usual (aka boring as fuck without an interesting guest or topic to get him going).
 
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He's going to Vegas to hang with his fans and get wrecked like everyone does when they drive out, I doubt he'll remember most of Ralph's fuckery by next week unless Ralph happens to do something really exceptional in the meantime. Maybe he might do a stream where Josh can give him a primer when he gets back, but it'll most likely be business as usual (aka boring as fuck without an interesting guest or topic to get him going).
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Hopefully our Erverlord can get to him before our favorite Mexican Goblin can. I have a feeling Dick might not come on if the second thing happens first.
 
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Ralph is definitely drunk
"I wouldn't pay for pussy except the one I paid for which is my wife's"
How was that a good thing to say? It's not a white nigger comment but it can be taken out of context so easily, and has been looking through the recent 20 pages...

What an absolute mess of a man.
 
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Mathas said:
And that's where I think you're wrong. I think Ralph is only sucking up to Jim and Dick precisely because they haven't really weighed in.
He won't hesitate to freak out on them the moment they do. He sperged out on his own cohosts for fuck's sake.
And he certainly won't treat Jim or Dick any differently than he treated Gator, who was an actual friend of his for years.

Also I'm pretty sure Dick knows what's going on. During his "Drive to Vegas" stream people kept asking him about Ralph and telling him about stuff. He didn't want to talk about it.
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He still has just a tiny amount of pragmatism (or maybe just drunken animal cunning) left in his scattered thought processes for now so he knows going in on Jim or Dick would get him mocked even more mercilessly than currently.

If I were in his gunt right now, I'd embrace the heel turn and shit on everyone in the most obnoxious, incoherent ways possible for more drama/hate clicks but he's still trying to act like nothing's changed. He's in this interstitial zone of impairment where he's almost aware that he's become a laughingstock but wants to believe he can still be taken seriously.
 
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