حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

No, really. Your posts actually made me look into myself.

 

[Cubanodun]

Well, here I am. I have been keeping tabs of this thread since about 12:10-ish Eastern Standard Time. In my mind, I've toyed with the idea of just completely abandoning the site and leaving you ladies and gentlemen in the dust, but I felt I should come back and discuss matters with you all like civilized young adults.

you love the attention dont you ?

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

No, really. Your posts actually made me look into myself.

Care to explain?

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm not here for attention, Cubanodun. I felt it would be cowardly of me to just disappear.

 

[Watcher]

No, really. Your posts actually made me look into myself.

When the obvious solution to all of his problems is to just leave and never return.

This is the best solution to your problems. Coming back here just gives us more stuff to catalog here to laugh at

 

[Connor Bible]

Coming back here just gives us more stuff to catalog here to laugh at

That depends.

 

[Null]

Church is in session!

Everyone get your Bible.

 

[Locksnap]

No, really. Your posts actually made me look into myself.

Thats cool man, but judging by your past conversations both on this forum and Wrongplanet, you've been given plenty of chances to look into yourself and improve before. What makes this time different?

 

[Smutley]

This may be the only time in the history of the world people have said, "Oh boy, Connor is here! Let's talk to him!"

 

[Watcher]

That depends.

Connor there's a tumblr blog about you that catalogs everything you say. We copied the entire recent log of you in chat so we could laugh at you. All we do here is laugh at you.

Your coming here isn't "courageous". It's foolish

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Church is in session!

...At Our Lord of Repetitive Stupidity.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

- This fucking quote:
"There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath."

That's where that quote's from? I assumed it was from the Taint-Piercing Saga and CWC was just being gross. Now I really don't want to know the context.

 

[Metal Sink]

Church is in session!

Everyone get your Bible.

 

[Connor Bible]

Thats cool man, but judging by your past conversations both on this forum and Wrongplanet, you've been given plenty of chances to look into yourself and improve before. What makes this time different?

Starting a new semester of college and edging closer and closer to the age of twenty-one can do wonders for maturity.

Connor there's a tumblr blog about you that catalogs everything you say. We copied the entire recent log of you in chat so we could laugh at you. All we do here is laugh at you.

Your coming here isn't "courageous". It's foolish

Well, that's, like, your opinion, man.

 

[Null]

Props to @introman for remembering.

 

[Metal Sink]

Well, that's, like, your opinion, man.

No, it's a fact.

 

[Cubanodun]

I'm not here for attention, Cubanodun. I felt it would be cowardly of me to just disappear.

sadly you picked the wrong road, did not you learn anything from chris?

 

[Pine Tar]

Hey Connor! How's everything been? Remember when I told you to log out and never log back in again? I take that back. You can stay here as long as you like.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Well, that's, like, your opinion, man.

Welcome to Kiwi Court, where anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of lulz.

Except Molly Ringwald, we wouldn't want to subject her to that kind of torture.

 

[Connor Bible]

I honestly want to chat with you people, just to set the record straight. You don't have to get your panties in a bundle.