Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
Dead Hams said:
Oh, the game! How could I forget the game?

Y'know what, if he forgot, I won't. I've got Blender and no life. Think there's room in the Steam store for "Brothel Hustle Russell?"
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It would be an amazing game, especially if you could do his special moves.

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Dead Hams said:
Oh, the game! How could I forget the game?

Y'know what, if he forgot, I won't. I've got Blender and no life. Think there's room in the Steam store for "Brothel Hustle Russell?"
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Wait there was a GAME? Where have I been?!

Also knowing now that he does press-ups for prozzies, I want to believe he does the above-pictured dance for them in his pants as part of his wooing ritual.
 
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Armitage said:
Oh please let this be the start of a new lolsuit, this has the possibility of being the best of his lolsuits yet. I'm so willing to chip in to have Null hire Skordas, who could probably win against Russ even though this isn't his field of law, but I doubt he will file an actual suit in this case, as Null isn't a 9 or 10 supermodel
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And it MUST be Skordas. No other lawyer could make the lolsuit all it can be. I'll literally send Null $50 in a goddamn wire transfer if it gets to this point and he attempts to hire Skordas as his lawyer.
 
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Pimpkin Pumpkin said:
But yeah, I’m not sure why he seems to use Twitter as an excuse to be even more of an entitled creep than usual.
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His last FB vacation probably scared him off from going full exceptional there. He can create as many Twitter accounts as he wants and unless he dares misgender someone, the likelyhood they'll shut him down is almost zero.
 
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Dead Hams said:
And his book.
And his other book.
And his movie script.
And his legal challenges for brothel restrictions.

Don't get me wrong, I've forgotten about major projects to focus solely on some nut-busting, but I was like 15 and didn't want to write an essay describing the parallels of Archduke Ferdinand to Garfield.

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I think he’s quiet because he’s drafting his complaint against Null. :optimistic::optimistic:
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Looks like he's reading all Billie Kaye's mentions. You know, just in case there's a man in there who might be a rival and needs telling to back off or be called a creep. Because Russ is such a fine man, and he won't allow anyone to badmouth the girl of his (latest) dreams. At least until she ignores his email or dm or "fan gift" and he decides she's an aids-ridden disabled hating bitch that needs suing to show her he cares.
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It's not just men he feels the need to ward off either. Found these while going through some of his older tweets.

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Of course the next day he'd moved on to harassing other tits-out-on-Twitter ladies, so I guess his possessive lust for that other chick had already passed. She must have ignored his totally awesome DM!

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In other news, Russhole hasn't posted any new tweets since late last night. He has deleted several of them though, including the ones where he was crying about having faced backlash for being public about his hooker habits along with several others of him pestering women. I'm guessing they all ignored his super cool DMs too!

ETA: Of course, as soon as I posted this, Russhole had to start posting again. Yet another super hot take on current politics from an ignorant manlet.

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Pimpkin Pumpkin said:
I need to stop being so stupidly :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: buuuuuut... Now he’s decided to make Twitter his new reeing ground, I hope he eventually ends up interacting with ArchivistBecks. It would become such an egomaniacal shitshow.

But yeah, I’m not sure why he seems to use Twitter as an excuse to be even more of an entitled creep than usual.
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I don't think he's likely to last very long on Twitter with his incessant stalking and harassment. Twitter is too woke to tolerate such a disgusting male creep. Maybe he should try trooning out.

Maltninja said:
It would be an amazing game, especially if you could do his special moves.
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They're saving those for DLC.
 
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Well, now we know what Russ has been working on. He will be able to directly sue Null, at least to the point where it won't be dismissed out of hand due to safe harbor(in cases where Null has refused to take down a specific post). Instead it will be dismissed due to one of many other reasons. It should be fun and Null is probably better able to deal with it than some random poster anyway.

Viridian said:
Russhole insults a guy for having his face blurred out of a photo with a hooker. Russhole, you took your face off of your Twitter account today after Roxanne identified who you are, so sounds like you're lacking in the cojones department as well.

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I know it was a couple of days ago but it really tickles me that Russ is laughing at a guy for being so cowardly as to blur his face in a photo with a hooker to protect his JOB of all things. Nevermind that since the hooker posted the photo I'm sure she blurred it without asking, but the fact that it's Russell fucking Greer trying to throw shade; the man who has blackballed himself out of an entire industry thanks to being too stupid to keep his private shit behind closed doors. The guy that files court papers as a pauper because he claims he's in deep poverty. The guy who works as a low-wage janitor when he's lucky.

Yes, Russ, keep making fun of men who don't post photos of themselves with prostitutes (which serves zero purpose anyway) because they want to protect their jobs. They're the dumb ones.

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Blue Jerkop said:
I know it was a couple of days ago but it really tickles me that Russ is laughing at a guy for being so cowardly as to blur his face in a photo with a hooker to protect his JOB of all things. Nevermind that since the hooker posted the photo I'm sure she blurred it without asking, but the fact that it's Russell fucking Greer trying to throw shade; the man who has blackballed himself out of an entire industry thanks to being too stupid to keep his private shit behind closed doors. The guy that files court papers as a pauper because he claims he's in deep poverty. The guy who works as a low-wage janitor when he's lucky.

Yes, Russ, keep making fun of men who don't post photos of themselves with prostitutes (which serves zero purpose anyway) because they want to protect their jobs. They're the dumb ones.
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And he said this on an account with a fake username using a pic where his cellphone obscures his entire face.
 
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