Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[AppleChrisp]

Article from 2002.

If it's already been posted, I apologize.


http://articles.orlandosentinel.com...467_1_brad-watson-space-walk-world-percussion

wtf i just read

 

[nad7155]

The crazy goes back to over a decade.

 

[silentprincess]

Maybe he should spend seven years in Tibet like the movie and then comment about his time there, learning about personal enlightenment.

 

[nad7155]

Maybe he should spend seven years in Tibet like the movie and then comment about his time there, learning about personal enlightenment.

He would not do that.

He is GOD and Einstein, plus he has a concert schedule to keep.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Well @Brad Watson_Miami , you were mildly amusing to me right up until I saw the way you treated @silentprincess. If there's anyone on this forum that deserves a peaceful life afterlife &/or reincarnation, it's her. If you had any connection to a god at all, you'd know that. You're just a petty, vindictive, spiteful and crazy little man. Sometimes I have my doubts that you're a person at all. You come across as an advanced spambot that passes out judgements when people don't click your links or buy into what you're saying 100% if they do.

PS: yeah I know grade F, X years not coming back as a human, than a hellish existence, blah blah blah. I'll gladly take it and SilentPrincess' sentence as well.

No need for a veto guys.

 

[nad7155]

It just goes to show how someone can be seriously batshit crazy, yet make a good living.

Hm, yeah.

 

[AppleChrisp]

It just goes to show how someone can be seriously batshit crazy, yet make a good living.

Hm, yeah.

Except I don't think he makes a good living. I saw him say somewhere that he is kind of poor.

 

[nad7155]

Except I don't think he makes a good living. I saw him say somewhere that he is kind of poor.

I meant being a fully self suffitcient person.

Unlike

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

I don't have time to quote all the new sentences that were spat out by Space Dick, (Jesus would never act this way) so I'll go ahead and veto all of them. In addition, I want to say this to you Brad: How DARE you treat my friends so shamefully.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

This thread has some of the greatest sperging I have seen in a long, long time.
Unfortunately, its not from Brad.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

This thread has some of the greatest sperging I have seen in a long, long time.
Unfortunately, its not from Brad.

I got mad about rap music and I wanna apologize about how much of a sperg I was.

 

[Trombonista]

Still waiting for my sentence.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

PurpleHonkeyDickwasher,

"We might tone (our comments) down but our opinions would be unchanged." Come on. Everyone here - including Gene Parmesan Cheese - would not only definitely "tone down your comments", your true opinions might not get expressed without the perceived anonymity.

I've not said anything here that I wouldn't say in person. There's not a friend or family member I have who I would not share my beliefs with. You asked. I didn't interject my beliefs, I responded to a question.

I understand you disagree, but I can reason what I say.

All the mystical and magical aspects of the story of Christ, again from an illiterate society, has been attributed to older documented religions; The Romans, Greeks and Egyptians all were lettered societies.

Virgin birth, 12 disciples, water to wine, healed the sick, baptismal rites, symbolic eating of flesh and blood, died for humanities sins and rose again. None of it unique to the story of Christ.

And to be clear I don't believe in any of those gods either - just establishing it's not unique or original.

I discount the divinity, but I'm not even positive on the existence of a human in the stories. I grant the existence of a loved, influential human. But I have no certainty. I'll have to crib wholesale but:

Even before he was born, it was known that he would be someone special. A supernatural being informed mother the child she was to conceive would not be a mere mortal but would be divine. He was born miraculously, and he became an unusually precocious young man. As an adult he left home and went on an itinerant preaching ministry, urging his listeners to live, not for the material things of this world, but for what is spiritual. He gathered a number of disciples around him, who became convinced that his teachings were divinely inspired, in no small part because he himself was divine. He proved it to them by doing many miracles, healing the sick, casting out demons, and raising the dead. But at the end of his life he roused opposition, and his enemies delivered him over to the Roman authorities for judgment. Still, after he left this world, he returned to meet his followers in order to convince them that he was not really dead but lived on in the heavenly realm. Later some of his followers wrote books about him.

Born 2000 years ago, Apollonius of Tyana. A man who's writings we can read - something that can not be said of the Christ figure, no physical evidence of him exists - We can actually read what Apollonius wrote.

Greece was not an illiterate nation and first hand, written accounts exist.

If you present me with two people, presenting the same basic story (again even discounting the supernatural), one is well documented with contemporary writings. The other is at best first hand 30 years after.

And ask me to pick which one I think is the imitation? I'm content with saying both could have existed, but if one IS an imposter it's not Apollonius.

 

[Locksnap]

@Brad Watson_Miami , do the musicians you perform alongside know of your divinity? What about friends and family?

 

[AppleChrisp]

@Brad Watson_Miami , do the musicians you perform alongside know of your divinity? What about friends and family?

I wondered this too. Judging from his facebook page he has some friends who either think he's legit or just play along...

Brad's sister, Sara Watson, seems a bit nutty too. When she and Brad were little he used to throw locusts on her. Once an asshole always an asshole.

Edit: I take back what I said about his sister, I think she makes fun of all the number stuff. She also hasn't liked any of his crazy Facebook pages. While I'm at it, Brad's girlfriend is Brenda Visvanathan.

 

[sleepdeprived]

I've come to realize that I don't give a flying fuck if I'm feeding into a messiah complex. Brad, you dirty old jesushobo, did you miss me?

He probably won't respond to me directly, so I totally missed out on asking him what he plans to do with his knowledge of Reagan and the Nestlings etc. Because Jesus and Einstein were all about action and spreading their message on a wider scale. Or what he thinks about gays and if he has some wild wacky numbers to prove that liking dick is bad or something like that.

Also, all hail the princess!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Brad Watson_Miami

Please tell me how this passage from the Book of Luke is enhanced by your GOD=7_4 theorem, which is totally, absolutely for sure not numerology:


20 διότι1 ἐξ ἔργων νόμου οὐ δικαιωθήσεται πᾶσα σὰρξ ἐνώπιον αὐτοῦ, διὰ γὰρ νόμου ἐπίγνωσις2 ἁμαρτίας. 21 Νυνὶ3 δὲ χωρὶς νόμου δικαιοσύνηθεοῦ πεφανέρωται, μαρτυρουμένη ὑπὸ τοῦ νόμου καὶ τῶν προφητῶν, 22 δικαιοσύνη δὲ θεοῦ διὰ πίστεως Ἰησοῦ Χριστοῦ, εἰς πάντας τοὺςπιστεύοντας· οὐ γάρ ἐστιν διαστολή·4 23 πάντες γὰρ ἥμαρτον καὶὑστεροῦνται5 τῆς δόξης τοῦ θεοῦ, 24 δικαιούμενοι δωρεὰν6 τῇ αὐτοῦχάριτι διὰ τῆς ἀπολυτρώσεως7 τῆς ἐν Χριστῷ Ἰησοῦ· 25 ὃν προέθετο8 ὁθεὸς ἱλαστήριον9 διὰ πίστεως ἐν τῷ αὐτοῦ αἵματι εἰς ἔνδειξιν10 τῆςδικαιοσύνης αὐτοῦ διὰ τὴν πάρεσιν11 τῶν προγεγονότων12ἁμαρτημάτων13

 

[Loke]

Thorhalla, I'm gone for a day and all this happens! Hey @Brad Watson_Miami , nice to see you're cool with All-Father's sentence! I was beginning to think the thread had become too real for you and you had deserted it for whatever Jesus Channel garbage crazy dimbulbs like you watch. How's that teabagging spirit wolf hanging?

 

[Coster]

Brad, I enjoy puns and wordplay and I'd like a judgment from you. Tell me, am I going to face divine punishment?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

He is GOD and Einstein, plus he has a concert schedule to keep.

nad7155,

Wrong. Please go back and read my posts.

No one can be GOD: the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'.

I AM God-incarnate like my eternal soul was in the Guardin' of Eden and when I was Y'shua ben Yosef. My last incarnation as human was as Albert Einstein.

Are you open-minded to reincarnation? Google: science proves reincarnation.