Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[betterbullocks]

Video's up now.

He starts out by claiming this isn't a pity video and that he has been misrepresented by people. Let's see how this goes.

He went from edgier Chris Ray Gun to mild Onision in 2.3 seconds good fucking lord what happened

 

[DarkSydePundit]

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I wasn't going to feature this thread but after learning they're already proposed I have decided he is a genuine fucking idiot who needs to be made fun of.

Did he propose to fucking Leafy?!

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

The Rise, fall and decay of Mumkey Jones is a very real thing now.

A friend of mine calls it The Great Filter. Those who are suited to the public life flourish, whereas spergs and tards quickly collapse and make fools of themselves.

 

[pixelbit]

You can be on SSRIs without turning into a sperging emotionless edgy husk. What's going on in this video is all him. Most of what he says about the meds isn't true. They don't make you stop caring about the meanie haters and suddenly endow you with Cool Guy Syndrome.
My bet is he'll be back in a few weeks yelling at people criticizing him again.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That furry broad kind of looks like that creepy chick that worked for Nintendo and super-cucked her husband.

Allison Rapp?

Wait didn't Allison write that thing about age of concent laws?

I got a bad feeling about this...

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

The Rise, fall and decay of Mumkey Jones is a very real thing now.

A friend of mine calls it The Great Filter. Those who are suited to the public life flourish, whereas spergs and tards quickly collapse and make fools of themselves.

Only thing we need now is for someone to yell at him, "HAHA! GET FUCKED RE.TARD!"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

meds might bless him with dick dont work syndrome

Don't fucking jinx it.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

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I wasn't going to feature this thread but after learning they're already proposed I have decided he is a genuine fucking idiot who needs to be made fun of.

You know your life is fucked beyond repair when you get a featured thread on the kiwi farms. What the fuck is Mumkey doing holy shit. He stuck his dick in crazy and now wants to marry it?! I can only hope his inevitable murder suicide is as spectacular.

 

[Fuzhou]

I think I'm just ready for the next arc in this fucked up saga.

 

[Pepper Jack]

And this, folks, is exhibit A of why you don't let your penis call the shots.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Keep in mind that according to Meatman, Mumkey allegedly preferred raw doggin' it whenever he hooked up with Liu.

So there's a chance that there's a mini-Mumkey and the whole thing is a shotgun wedding.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

What is with this year with youtubers? Holy crap man. It's like every month now they do something stupid.

First, Tonka
Then Warski,
Then ProJared and this dumbass
Then Carl,
And now Ralph

Note : Not sure yet if you can include Marzgurl and Beth Elderkin for the kickvic stuff since its not like that has necessarily hurt or helped them in terms of youtube relevance.

Well here's hoping this month or the next month's victim will be Jim Sterling, Daniel Harris, or AiU.

I thought Sterling was a confirmed cuck to his landwhale wife, Hbombergoof had done that massive fundraising stream for the TRA charity that pushes child transition, and AiU had done that whole "2016 is the Year of the Dox" bullshit, threatening to dox Vernaculis' grandma and shit like that?

 

[Buer]

Even if Liu is pregnant there's always a chance she could have a miscarriage or something. I wouldn't usually wish that on someone but considering how awful Liu and Mumkey would be as parents I'm kinda hoping one or both of them are infertile.

 

[scathefire]

The notion of Mumkey and his diaperfur fiancé being parents... dear god, existing as their child would be a brutal, inescapable punishment for someone who did absolutely nothing wrong.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

I don't know. I've got a hard time believing they wouldn't try to abort a child if they had it. I mean Mumkey, fuck all religions Jones, and pedo girl don't come to me as the conservative pro-life types to me.

Incidentally... dam I can't believe Mumkey ended up being a worse person than Quinton. I feel so sorry for Sheep. She didn't deserve this crap.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Keep in mind that according to Meatman, Mumkey allegedly preferred raw doggin it whenever he hooked up with Liu.

So there's a chance that there's a mini-Mumkey and the whole thing is a shotgun wedding.

Gross. If that's the case than mumkey is the perfect candidate for the "holy shit YouTube isn't a real job you need to get a fucking job" club.

You can't put YouTube on a resume, at least not mumkeys brand of edge lording. If your magnum opus is mumkey Jones stops a school shooting than, bad news, not good enough to convince some company to let you edit commercials for them.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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I wasn't going to feature this thread but after learning they're already proposed I have decided he is a genuine fucking idiot who needs to be made fun of.

OH, NO NO NO NO NO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
im gone for one fucking day and Taylor is already killing it! dear god man, he gets off on this dosent he!? his begging his trap looking toy too ruin his life!

 

[The Jokester]

Mumkey has become YouTube's Prince Harry: utterly unaware by the ticking time bomb he's shackled himself with while everyone around him was screaming no. Also he's as dumb as a sack of bricks.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Pro Jared left a hot ginger for a square head troon from the Grump Garbage can.

And Mumky is doing the same! I dunno what his GF looks like though.

This won't stop me from laughing every time he calls half of Elliot's victims "Asian and Nerdy"

 

[AlexGroans]

All of this begs the question: which was more disastrous? Sargon’s politcal career, or Mumkey’s love life?