Food You're Not Really Sure Anyone Even Buys

[oldTireWater]

Frito's are necessary for Frito pie.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Powdered tard cum! Seriously, what the fuck.

Powdered milk is great in bread. It’s not good as a replacement for having regular milk in cereal, but in baked goods, it’s okay.

 

[Wooper]

Mountain Dew.
I refuse to believe there is people out there who like that tongue burning piece of shit.

Bruh you'll never be an elite gamer if you don't do the Dew

 

[Lemmingwise]

I forget sometimes that people actually buy and drink sugardrinks.

And I especially forget how much of it americans drink.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

I fry prawn crackers at home - is that worse?

I have never tasted the real deal to be honest. But the packed stuff is raaaaaaank.

 

[Piss Clam]

Asian people. Hawaiians. Like not even kidding. The only people I've ever known who ate Spam were all Asian. And they ate a shitload of it.

They got in the whole spam thing because of WWII.

I loved to see real haggis in the US, but it is banned.

I'd like to try it at least. I hate when shit is banned.

Haggis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

In 1971 it became illegal to import haggis into the US from the UK due to a ban on food containing sheep lung, which constitutes 10 – 15 percent of the traditional recipe.[25] The ban encompasses all lungs, as fluids such as stomach acid and phlegm may enter the lung during slaughter.[26] The situation was further complicated in 1989 when all UK beef and lamb was banned from importation to the US due to a BSE crisis.[25] In 2010 a spokeswoman for the US Department of Agriculture stated that they were reviewing the ban on beef and lamb products, but that the ban on food containing sheep lung would remain in force.[25]

As haggis cannot be exported to the United States, it is instead made there, sometimes by Scottish companies. One such uses what is stated to be the same 150 year-old recipe and ingredients as in Scotland, except that sheep lung is not used, and the casing is always artificial.[27]

 

[PL 001]

Meat spread. The thought of making a sammitch using meat with the consistency of peanut butter makes me want to gag.

That goes for instant mashed potatoes as well. Who would buy that chalky, disgusting garbage when you can buy real potatoes?

 

[gun]

head cheese is the most rancid, abominable shit i've ever eaten and anyone who likes it should die

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Sparkling water - it tastes like TV/radio static in liquid form.

 

[praktica]

Powdered tard cum is great in bread. It’s not good as a replacement for having regular tard cum in cereal, but in baked goods, it’s okay.

Especially with bread makers. Thanks for the reminder btw, my maker broke down a couple of months ago so that dried milk packet needs throwing out.

I couldn't imagine actually adding water and drinking it.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Meat spread. The thought of making a sammitch using meat with the consistency of peanut butter makes me want to gag.

That goes for instant mashed potatoes as well. Who would buy that chalky, disgusting garbage when you can buy real potatoes?

Instant taters are nice and quick, but yeah, they aren't as good. I buy potato flakes by the pound at the bulk food store and they are nice to have on hand as an ingredient into something else like you need to thicken a sauce or something. They make baking powder biscuits fluffier too. Don't mess with the shit that comes in a box though. Ripoff.

I'm always baffled by the old timey root vegetables in the produce section. Rutabagas, really?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I saw canned haggis a few years ago. Fucking why?

Those hot dog-in-a-jar things are pretty fucking gross too but I remember a video of the Slatons eating them so that explains that.

I've never seen anyone buy it but my local Asian market sells pigs' blood by the bucket. What the hell do people cook at home that requires this? I get the appeal of various offal/organs/strange animal parts to different ethnic groups but the pig blood confuses me.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Licorice.

I just don't understand it.

 

[JosephStalin]

Yeah, turnips, parsnips, rutabagas, collard greens, arugula, pickled okra, boiled peanuts, any artificial sweetener, any caffeine-free, sugar-free cola, actually, any "diet" drinks or "diet" foods, period. What else....fried pork skins, the potted meat spread, goat milk...should I think of anything else will add it.

Not much of a fan of canned chicken noodle soup. Way back when, as a kid on a farm, had a neighbor who had several thousand chickens laying eggs. These chickens eventually stop laying eggs.

What do you think happens to these chickens? Do they just become free-range fowl, enjoying retirement? Guess again. A big truck comes with a bunch of fairly small crates. Sixteen chickens are shoved into each crate. Really nasty. You just shove them into the crate, period. Feathers flying, shit all over the place. When all the chickens are crated, the truck departs, taking the chickens to a processor for chicken noodle soup. maybe other related products.

I didn't eat canned chicken noodle soup for a very long time after that.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Asian people. Hawaiians. Like not even kidding. The only people I've ever known who ate Spam were all Asian. And they ate a shitload of it.

I have an e-friend from Hawaii, she likes to post pics of the weird fast food stuff they have there. McDonald's there apparently serves Spam burgers or just Spam and rice

 

[Red Hood]

I don't know what people have against spam. It's cheap, it's easy to cook. It has its own key. And it fries up real nice for a good sandwich. You're just picky milquetoast eaters.

I've never seen anyone buy it but my local Asian market sells pigs' blood by the bucket. What the hell do people cook at home that requires this? I get the appeal of various offal/organs/strange animal parts to different ethnic groups but the pig blood confuses me.

Probably blood sausage. Which I've never heard of in Asian cuisine, but it's popular in Cajun and Creole circles.

 

[Niggernerd]

Bologna. No one but boomers like it, the texture is gross and it tastes like ass. Even schools have standards and give the poor kids ham sandwiches.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

A lot of things in this thread can be answered with two groups:

Preppers and campers. And by "preppers" I don't just mean the really hard-core loony ones, I mean the ones who put food aside in case of power failures, hurricanes, blizzards, whatever. Canned meat is a far sight better than no meat, let me tell you. And while powdered milk is kinda ass to drink, it's better than eating water on your cereal, and you can cook with it just fine.


Regarding spam:

 

[Vampirella]

I know why they sell pigs head around Christmas time at my store, but I hate it. I hate looking at them, I hate seeing them cooked, I hate the way it smells, and I refuse to make tamales that way.

 

[BoingoTango]

And while powdered tard cum is kinda ass to drink, it's better than eating water on your cereal,

YOU'RE WRRRROOOONNNGGG

Dude, just eat something else if all you have to put in your cereal is powdered milk. I remember my mom had me try that one time. Shit is fucking disgusting. I'd rather go hungry. That's when I decided to have her swatted while I went to school that day. At least, I know how to make my own tendies bitch.