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Well to be fair, every single one of them has a real mental disorder and the brain is a physical organ so... ? Yeah idk. Sorry
Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention
- Thread starter Petronella
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She got herself a bedside commode too. They really like getting the full "75 year old with colon cancer" treatment.
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She's had several major abdominal surgeries. The first was July 2011, before she started her current instagram, and the second was a partial bowel resection in April 2014 that went through the old incision and she refers to as her "redo". Jan 2015 she got a PEG. Jan 2017 she got another open abdo surgery she never explained.
Not to mention a suprapubic in Nov 2015, a power hickman in September 2016 that stayed in until May 2018, a second Hickman in July 2018 that stayed in until two weeks ago, and an interstim in January of this year.
I love a munchie who's willing to totally mutilate herself for her art.
Sooper Speshul Southerner
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Countdown to her guts rotting a la Jaquie in 3...2...
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Oh yeah I've been waiting for her death-by-exploding-viscera since I discovered her.
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thirsttrap12345
kiwifarms.net
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What I find extra hilarious about this is basic medical facts- when you’ve been using mostly tube feeds and then decide to eat whatever you want, obviously your stomach is going to have an adjustment period. So she’s basically experiencing what anyone who has been on a specific diet would have after indulging in something not familiar. GI rehab is a thing, she should try it sometime. But don’t worry everyone she still has very real severe super special GP.
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She is the fattest person who can't eat I've ever seen. I am so curious as to how she's snowed her doctors into this. Did she just happen to find the dumbest doctor in America?
And the rest of it.....so close to gaining self-awareness. But all she'll ever end up gaining is pounds.
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Going back through her archive to find those dates made me just.. horrified by what she did to herself in the pursuit of instagram likes. She started off with a boyfriend-turned-husband, friends, hobbies, a job, she went traveling, camping, she went to concerts and horror movie conventions, and she was cute in an attention-seeking dangerhair sort of way. Now she's morbidly obese, she sleeps in a hospital bed at home when she's not in the hospital, she doesn't go anywhere BUT the hospital, her husband is gone, she has no friends, the only people who visit are her parents, the only things she posts about outside of medical drama are pictures of her pets or nearly-identical selfies of her holding her feeding tube or drinking coffee in her wheelchair, and her only hobby is making her hair more exceptional and spending her (parents') money/disability on dumb shirts she eats herself out of in a few weeks. Her life is one giant Flintstone's background scrolling by and the only thing she can do to keep herself entertained is go to the hospital.
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Yes @tubefedtraveler , healthy people reading that think you're insane, but so do legitimately ill people. Everyone with a real, out of their control, not self induced, illness would jump for joy at absolutely any sign they are getting better. You're "afraid" to get better because you'll lose the asspats.
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These "seizure" videos, kids these days smh, back in my day you didn't just do whatever and call it good, you looked up videos of actual seizures and copied it!
thanks asshole for triggering my post traumatic health anxiety disorder
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The danger hair is indeed most exceptional. Going through the timeline is a slow mo freak show. TPN as a death fat. Like those tards who aim to become the best death fat EVER! Stroke of autistic genius to add in all manner of excess calories, I'm sure it's much more comfortable than using a funnel to planet up.
$20 on ' it's never lupus' woodland fairy freak.
ER has an unofficial guideline. The speed to which they pass you on is directly proportional to how exceptional your danger hair and general level of autistic tard behavior.
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$20 on "I need 5 different CNS depressant nausea drugs" Dontpetmeimworking
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no, dontpetmeimworking is too focused on making sure no one pets her poorly trained PUPPY service dog so she can get asspats from just the "Gasp! how dare you pet my service dog that's really just my pet that i use to get attention!"
I am surprised no one has called her out on this service dog bs.
I am surprised no one has called her out on this service dog bs.
"If you see a dog in goddamn public with THIS on them. In big bold letters, FOLLOW DIRECTIONS. Thanks to some asshole who wanted to pet the puppy, Shadow missed an alert and I hurt myself when I fainted. I'm so done"
She says she's "so done" but I bet there's going to be more.
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Bruh, i've said it a thousand times. I know a lot of service dog handlers. They all know people are going to pet the puppy. That's what people do when they see the puppy somewhere they're not expecting to see the puppy. It happens, you politely ask them to stop and refocus the dog, and you move on with life. You don't pretend to faint from your fake POTS that your dog has no way of predicting to begin with and make a huge scene because then you make those real SD handlers who just want to like, shop for groceries or make a deposit at the bank look like jackasses by association.
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It gets better. Her dog shat in Walmart. I’ve never seen a real service dog have a potty accident. Have you guys?
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They should have left her to clean it herself. Let her fake faint in the turd.
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No, fuck this. Jaquie pulled this shit with Harlow once, too, decided she didn't need a potty break even though Har was whining and she pissed in Target or something.
Housebreaking is the first thing you should do before fucking public access work. That's your priority before you teach it to "alert" or anything else. A lot of them teach their dogs to go on command so that the handler can be sure before walking into work or getting on a train that their dog has evacuated. If it doesn't go on command, you have to at least make sure it knows that no matter how bad it has to "potty" it has to hold it until it's somewhere appropriate and to take advantage of the time between errands to do its thing. If it's too young to hold it YOU need to take it outside more often and encourage it to go. It is 100% your fault if your dog shits indoors.
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It’s ironic that munchies in their insatiable quest for attention and pity they manage to alienate everyone in their real life.
They resort to medical staff who are paid to give them the time of day and trying to force strangers in public to give them pity.
I wonder if they found that trying to have equal, healthy relationships with other people was just beyond their abilities?
They only want one way relationships - everything has to be about them and their demands. There is zero ability to empathize with others or view them as anything but entities to serve their needs and attention giving devices.
They are people incapable of empathy that are so ravenous for empathy and attention from others that they manage to completely isolate themselves from all humans, save those who get a paycheck for dealing with them.
Given how crazy they are and how they keep at it no matter what I have to assume that the professional medical attention they get, along with empty social media asspats, is enough to satisfy them. Getting some doctors and nurses to deal with your fake BS is better than ever having to try and cope with a two way human relationship where there would be some expectations or demands made in the munchie. All me, no thee.
They resort to medical staff who are paid to give them the time of day and trying to force strangers in public to give them pity.
I wonder if they found that trying to have equal, healthy relationships with other people was just beyond their abilities?
They only want one way relationships - everything has to be about them and their demands. There is zero ability to empathize with others or view them as anything but entities to serve their needs and attention giving devices.
They are people incapable of empathy that are so ravenous for empathy and attention from others that they manage to completely isolate themselves from all humans, save those who get a paycheck for dealing with them.
Given how crazy they are and how they keep at it no matter what I have to assume that the professional medical attention they get, along with empty social media asspats, is enough to satisfy them. Getting some doctors and nurses to deal with your fake BS is better than ever having to try and cope with a two way human relationship where there would be some expectations or demands made in the munchie. All me, no thee.