🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Flamenco]

@Flamenco: Never doing a show with ralph
Also @Flamenco: Maybe call-in and co-host sometimes
Pathetic.

You are missing where I said he seems to have his shit together. If he stays sober, I'd be open to come back, that's what I've said from the beginning.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Personally I think Flamenco going full on battered wife with I'M GONE UNTIL YOU CHANGE, BUT DON'T WORRY, I'M HERE FOR YOU BAE for a fat incoherent internet man to be hilarious.

 

[MediocreMilt]

You are missing where I said he seems to have his shit together.

For the third or fourth time how old is your ass.
He does not seem to have his shit together. You do not get your shit together in this short of a time from a drug/alcohol problem. It takes one or two weeks to know you're in the clear physically, and 90-100 days to know you're in the clear psychologically (at minimum a month) and even then, it's not a "know".
And he doesn't seem to have shit shit together, his specious "personal emergency" this evening in particular and why people don't buy it is documented here. Right now. The last two or three pages.

You do you man, but most people here have seen this trainwreck happen time and time again. If you insist with your gaming streams, avoid e-drama and put some distance from the IBS crowd. Also, don't feed into Ralph's Gunt when he inevitably stirs the pot with you; whether he drops your dox or tries slinging mud. He's reaching the point where he'll be starting drama just to stay relevant. Just my two cents on the matter.

@Flamenco did you read all of that advice? It's good advice, and @Mr. Pestilence is likely well-intentioned, but holy shit, that advice is for mitigating damage to your Flamenco persona. Why so you need that persona? You don't and it's tainted. Ditch it. You could literally ditch it and join a more wholesome e-community under a new persona and have none of this baggage from Ethan Ralph, degenerate extraordinaire, follow you because, for the moment, nobody knows who the fuck you are (and that's a good thing, bruddah.)

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

You are missing where I said he seems to have his shit together. If he stays sober, I'd be open to come back, that's what I've said from the beginning.

4 days out of years heavily drinking and possibly taking other drugs is OK
Are you a retarded 12 year old or something?

 

[Smarty Pants]

No really. How old is your ass.

He's obviously a sub-20 child. He's stupid in a way you can't attribute to IQ, rather to inexperience.

 

[Pepper Jack]

For the third or fourth time how old is your ass.
He does not seem to have his shit together. You do not get your shit together in this short of a time from a drug/alcohol problem. It takes one or two weeks to know you're in the clear physically, and 90-100 days to know you're in the clear psychologically (at minimum a month) and even then, it's not a "know".
And he doesn't seem to have shit shit together, his specious "personal emergency" this evening in particular and why people don't buy it is documented here. Right now. The last two or three pages.


@Flamenco did you read all of that advice? It's good advice, and @Mr. Pestilence is likely well-intentioned, but holy shit, that advice is for mitigating damage to your Flamenco persona. Why so you need that persona? You don't and it's tainted. Ditch it. You could literally ditch it and join a more wholesome e-community under a new persona and have none of this baggage from Ethan Ralph, degenerate extraordinaire, follow you because, for the moment, nobody knows who the fuck you are (and that's a good thing, bruddah.)

I believe the IRL stuff he has coming up is college as in he just graduated high school. Flamenco is a dumb kid who like all kids, knows nothing about the real world and how it works. To an 18 year old who knows nothing about alcoholism, Ralph does sound better. To us who are older, we see through his shit because a lot of us have dealt with addiction in the past. Flamenco is naive and I do wish he would listen to us but he won't.

He will have to learn the hard way. You would think that him getting partially doxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Ralph would raise alarm bells but it doesn't. Also, he likes the attention so he will keep coming back asking for another.

@Flamenco do whatever you want but you better not come here in the future and sperg out after Ralph stabs you in the back. We are telling you now he will and when he does, I will be here pointing and laughing because we told you so.

 

[Smarty Pants]

You would think that him getting partially doxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Ralph would raise alarm bells but it doesn't.

It's only a matter of time before he gets fully doxed and fucked with and I won't really feel any sympathy for him because he's been admonished by multiple people. He thinks he can befriend an unstable, drug/alcohol-addicted lolcow and have it turn out well. He doesn't only have to look out for trolls but for Ralph himself.

@Flamenco when you finally decide to DFE I want you to come in this here thread beforehand and say "I'm sorry I'm a soy-filled bitch and didn't listen to the forum trannies".

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey @theralph
I redesigned your backdrop, time for another show.

For the third or fourth time how old is your ass.

He talks about starting a semester, so his age range would be 18-25.
People who fall under this age bracket are typically just stupid when it comes to being social. Everyone has various social media accounts with traces of their IRL shits that no doubt can be weaponised against them, that's assuming these dumbfucks somehow make themselves out to be targeted that way. Dumb shit kids say in high school, edgy jokes, lame attempts at humour, utterly dimwitted takes on world events... all this trash is documented nicely in a kikebook timeline.

@Flamenco I don't hate you, I think you're a decent guy. Take this advice. If you won't listen to the older folks on this forum, maybe someone similar to your age is more convincing:
1. You have college/university work, focus on that shit. Don't get involved in any online exceptionalism. Stay away from politics, politics are parasitic and will take away your mental health. You need to use your brain to study, not yammer about kikes and darkies or whatever the fuck. Focus on that. Once you get the fuck out of that hole and find a stable job, it's time to engage in this kind of shit.
2. Get a new handle. You know Ralph has your doxxx, it's only a matter of time until it mysteriously gets dropped on /cow/ or something. Everyone who has donated to Ralph on stream.me basically gave him their dox, if it was done via paypal and if the account is verified of course.
3. You have social media right? Personal kikebook, LinkedIn, Twitter? Get rid of it. If you can't do work without it, which unfortunately being in college means you really can't, do this:
- Make alt-account
- Use a program called "Social Book Post Manager" and delete everything in your old facebook. Disabling it won't do shit, the posts are still searchable, and worse, you don't have access to the account to delete the stuff. You need to run the program many times depending on how much shit you need to get rid of.
4. The Gunt mixes alcohol with xanax, he's beyond saving. Stay away from him. If anyone's seen my older posts, I use to be one of the few somewhat outspoken fans of the show, even on the forums. Leave him to rot.

None of this fake online fantasies in politics will get you anywhere. There's literal parasites like Jared Holt who will bake half-truths about people out of political disagreement. The political window is left wing, most companies virtue signal about that stuff. When these sites drop articles, whoever they targeted justifiably or otherwise becomes unhireable, do you want to pay off uni debt in blow jobs in a dark alleyway? Stay away from this dumb drama shit, for someone at your age, it does literally no good.

The only way I can see someone having their face attached to online edgy politics is unironically the likes of Black Pigeon Speaks and Jared Taylor. They live in Nippon where freedom of speech and access to ezgirl whores is guaranteed. The Srants won't gib two fucks about your western onrine persona (excluding Chinkland of course where YT etc. is blocked), if you somehow land in a similar country, THEN pursue your autistic political commentator endeavours.

Just leave it. Get a new handle and talk about this stuff here like myself if you want to vent.

 

[Yolksack]

I wasn't even going to comment on Ralph not streaming tonight, I was already amazed at the one and a half times this week that he's already streamed by himself to begin with... And Ralph *not* streaming, even when he said he would isn't exactly news these days... But I am legitimately curious, what is his angle here?

Literally nobody believed that he had a "personal emergency" tonight to begin with... And then yeah, he proceeded to live stream the DNC debate on Twitter anyway. He had to have lost money from potential superchats and whatever by not streaming tonight, and he clearly doesn't have anything else going on at the moment...

My guess? Ralph somehow realized that streaming while strung out only makes him look bad... (Which hey, is an improvement...) But he was also so strung out that he couldn't think of an excuse not to stream tonight that actually made sense.

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Flamenco and Gator are currently discussing soundboards, and the pillstream was referenced. I guess Flamenco also discussed the DNC debate in this current stream tonight, but I sadly missed it.

Rand cancelled. I think that tied it up in a bow for Ralph after his boring debate stream the other night.

 

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"I sent ralph a present for when i come on to the show, a hardback of the art of the comeback. Cause if its any book he needs its this."

"Ralph has a lot of talent and has the ablility to do a comeback". I don´t get why nick and dick think that.
"He got boogie to spill his guts on a livestream" - nick. Anyone and i mean litearly anyone can get boogie to say stupid shit. Watch any of his interviews, he constantly collapses.
"How would the world be without the mundane matt stream" That wasn´t the gunt it was all Jim and Zidan.
"People wouldn´t come and constantly watch if Ralph wasn´t talented" Ralph like a thousnads of others on YT got lucky. He attracted Metokurs attention and rode a wave of succes from that it wasn´t beacuse his streams where good, if that was the case he wouldn´t be dropping viewer numbers the last year.

 

[Yolksack]

Just leave it. Get a new handle and talk about this stuff here like myself if you want to vent.

Flam is a bit exceptional. Don't forget.

 

[Trusty Patches]

Flam is a bit exceptional. Don't forget.

i agree with this statement, but tbh i gotta give him some credit - he had some good ideas for shows and seemed pretty dedicated to restoring the killstream to it's former glory. pretty sure the episode with geno and josh was his idea which i really enjoyed. ralph seems like he is just going through the motions. lazily just playing other peoples entire videos or reading entire articles with little/no meaningful commentary. he seems tired.
also damn i been away for a while and this thread is over 700 pages long.
A B S O L U T E L Y G U N T ' D

 

[AltisticRight]

i agree with this statement, but tbh i gotta give him some credit - he had some good ideas for shows and seemed pretty dedicated to restoring the killstream to it's former glory. pretty sure the episode with geno and josh was his idea which i really enjoyed. ralph seems like he is just going through the motions. lazily just playing other peoples entire videos or reading entire articles with little/no meaningful commentary. he seems tired.
also damn i been away for a while and this thread is over 700 pages long.
A B S O L U T E L Y G U N T ' D

Yep... if Ralph has another fallout, he might surpass Sargon. Wondering when the Sargon thread reaches 1000.

And yeah, Flam has the assburgers or something? I heard he's somewhere on the spectrum. You have to be if you're the owner of a Kiwifarms account.

 

[zyclonPD]

Old enough to know better.

I'll prob be stepping back for a bit regardless. I've got some IRL shit coming up, but yeah.

Here's my biggest advice to you, putting all past stuff aside. IRL stuff is more important than anything and don't ruin your career, education, living situation, etc. for a dumb internet show.

You have realized I'm sure like most reasonable people that the chance of an internet career taking off is like a lottery chance of winning. Do not shackle yourself to an internet career even as just a co-host. It will only drag you down. Before 2009 there were no people making money as Jewtube personalities. This scam has only been around 10 years. It's turbulent, unpredictable, and there is a chance it could just end one day. People still put out content on Youtube before it was monetized. If Google ever attempts it they will find that people will still upload to Youtube like they did years ago if they pull the monetization rug out from under the platform.

Focus on your IRL stuff to the detriment of any internet stuff.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Yep... if Ralph has another fallout, he might surpass Sargon. Wondering when the Sargon thread reaches 1000.

And yeah, Flam has the assburgers or something? I heard he's somewhere on the spectrum. You have to be if you're the owner of a Kiwifarms account.

He has the burgers but I don't know to what degree.

 

[Saint Regret]

@Flamenco Blaming Alchohol for Ralph's behavior is like blaming money for why 13 do 50. It's not the drinky-drinky, it's the gunty-gunty.

 

[Shura]

You are missing where I said he seems to have his shit together. If he stays sober, I'd be open to come back, that's what I've said from the beginning.

What kind of narcotics you use son? Ralph will never get better, ever.
He has genetic predisposition to addiction, has 0 will power and will always take the easy way out.

Jail, organ failure or early grave. Those are his options. Talk to Gator and create your own stream, nobody cares about Ralph anymore, only as laughing stock and a cautionary tale. I wish you luck in your endeavors, seems like a decent guy.

 

[Yolksack]

i agree with this statement, but
A B S O L U T E L Y G U N T ' D

If Flam has anything else going for him at all in life it would be best to abandon ship no matter how good his ideas or guest getting skills are. He should save those skills for after college when he realizes that his degree won't help him in our hyper immigrant flooded economy because of depressed wages and automation.

 

[Shady Attorney]

@Flamenco Nigga are you really autistic? Cause to me, it seems that you’re just your typical cliche socially awkward college kid who lacks confidence in themself.

When I see you constantly tip toeing about Ralph and almost kissing Ralph’s drunken ass, it makes me think you’re just acting like someone who believes that Ralph has more going on in his life than you do.

And that’s quite pathetic to see someone, who should be focusing on school, spending more and more time discussing the merits of being a cohost with someone who told you on air how much they don’t give a fuck about you. Ralph went so far as to blame his reason for not liking you based around your own existence.

Learn from Memology and just stop interacting with him

 

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