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I am acquainted with members of C&K , and was good friends with "Randy", aka Thranduil back in the days of Flame Rising. He and I talk occasionally, and last year after Fox flamed my Dishonored story all to hell, I looked at her spewing vomit puddle of a profile and realized a few names linked to familiar places...

Anyway, it seems back a few years ago, Raven posted a poll on homosexuality and that roused some fun debate, a debate that didn't swing in the little bird's favor, so she got her pal Fox to throw in her two cents (in the intro thread of all places) and it went from there. Some very classy debating from Fox (who eventually learned how to quote and what forum she was posting in), but the poor thing couldn't convince the ignorant masses. Alas, she fled and proceeded to link members of that forum in her little profile intro.

As for AO3, she does occasionally slither through there under various aliases, but usually is deleted. When AO3 is done with their maintenance, I can link a Dishonored story that was hit by her.

I could link my three flames (which kinda say the same thing over and over again but with more swearing), and several of her minions that admitted they flamed me on her behest. My story has lost its appeal to her, however, as my last chapter posted went unmolested. Here are some of the highlights:
will say that the game is starting to look shitty, but you managed to fuck Corvo over bigger than anyone else. I have read AO3 fics where he made iced cappuccinos in a cafe and where the Outsider was some lithe pretty boy who secretly fucked boys in the bed. Well, the last part didn't happen, but hey, it could. Au contraire, I have seen AO3, and it is nothing but a pool of badly written, disgusting stories that need to be removed by the FBI. Oh, remember your claims on how fanfic writers have rights? Ahaha, not in the eyes of the FBI they don't. The purge that happened a few years back was because a few lassies like yourself wrote child porn, posted it, and thought they could get away with it. Adult FFNet does it too, and don't think the warnings will prevent people from seeing it. Sure, they can click away from it, but curiosity killed the cat, aye? Rule 34 always.

Lol, no. Remember: copyright. Plus, most creators know that there are slash fangirls and some of them even ruin their talks at conventions. It's embarrassing for them because some impudent little wench shat all over their work. I'll repeat myself again: fanfic writers have ZERO rights, not under law, not under copyright. They can only write because of a creative license and Free Use. And as they do not have rights, they are obliged UNDER LAW to respect the works of the original owner. Know what that means? FOLLOWING CANON. It is not that hard.

You know, my tumblr was started because people like you couldn't handle their bubble being popped, and went on an Internet crusade to make themselves feel better. I couldn't care less, because I'm not that sad of a human being. You can call me a sexist and homophobe all you like, but in the end, it's better than being a whiny, obsessive, mentally ill woman who fails to act like a decent human being and puts her business out there for everyone to see. And here people call me an attention whore!

I gave you some advice. Maybe you'll use it, maybe you won't. But before you start spamming my inbox with your tripe, remember this: you will always be beneath me. Remember that. You can't write, you can't think, and you can't speak for any of these poor, oppressed little slash fangirls. They violate canon? Flamed. They violate the rules? Flamed. They make men look like idiots? Even hotter flames. I don't discriminate that way. You must've been a pretty bad flamer or didn't learn a single thing about not caring what other people think. You obviously care, hence the 'Bait and Switch Bitch' and white-knighting. It's like: Whoa, watch out! We've got a badass here
 
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Is there anything these demented attention seekers won't try to control?

Don't answer that, the answer is obviously "No".
 
...So Corvo being in an AU where he has to work as a barista is apparently so bad that she thinks the FBI needs in on it? That's some pretty intense self-importance right there.

Has she weighed in on, y'know, pedophilia fics? Or just the ones where a character's doing a different thing than they do caconically, which is the equivalent of shitting on the dev team, apparently.
 
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Gotta love her 'remember, you will always be beneath me, you can't write/think' bullshit. Even for trolling, that's pretty weak.

...So Corvo being in an AU where he has to work as a barista is apparently so bad that she thinks the FBI needs in on it? That's some pretty intense self-importance right there.

Has she weighed in on, y'know, pedophilia fics? Or just the ones where a character's doing a different thing than they do caconically, which is the equivalent of shitting on the dev team, apparently.

Barista? I'm calling the fanfiction police! Step away from that keyboard!

She likely has flamed pedophile fics, since she likes to mention homosexuality and pedophila in the same breath. It's pretty rare (at least, from my experience) that those show up, though. But why wait for one when you can just write Daud getting handsy with his whalers? We could make it a sport - troll-baiting fanfics. See who gets the most angry review.

(I'm not being serious about that, no trolling plans, etc.)
 
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She seems to equate pedophilia with homosexuality. Repeated it many times in our delightful PM exchange.

And I'm not sure about her fascination with anuses. She keeps explaining what it's supposed to be used for. Like straight couples don't EVER do THAT. Pft.
 
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Here's the only Coffee Shop AU of Dishonored I could scrounge up and TFF's comment was BALEETED.
As for AO3, she does occasionally slither through there under various aliases, but usually is deleted. When AO3 is done with their maintenance, I can link a Dishonored story that was hit by her.

Do you have any aliases you can recall?
 
I am curious, is there any type or series of fan fics FF has hit hardest or hits frequently?
 
The way TFF writes about fanfic writers having NO RIGHTS makes me think she's constructed an elaborate fantasy world in her head were slash ficcers get sent to concentration camps for their crimes against canon.

It tells me she thinks of herself as a judge and likes control. It points to potential isolation. Often people who have undergone ostracism.

They seek control and power the two things they were denied. She was likely bullied herself.
 
It tells me she thinks of herself as a judge and likes control. It points to potential isolation. Often people who have undergone ostracism.

They seek control and power the two things they were denied. She was likely bullied herself.

Gee, I wonder why somebody like Fox Familiar would possibly be ostracized. :roll:
 
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I'm still going to say she's not a she at all, but a HE. I don't know, I'm a female and I've never been obsessed with anuses....I mean, come on. Every reaction "she" has to slash fic and some of the weird-ass theories I've seen "her" throw out there...it just screams "homophobic repressed male" to me.

I may be way off base, but this fixation on body parts and what they are "for" is baffling coming from a so-called woman.
 
She can't think critically enough herself, so she needs ED to help her!
I'm still going to say she's not a she at all, but a HE. I don't know, I'm a female and I've never been obsessed with anuses....I mean, come on. Every reaction "she" has to slash fic and some of the weird-ass theories I've seen "her" throw out there...it just screams "homophobic repressed male" to me.

I may be way off base, but this fixation on body parts and what they are "for" is baffling coming from a so-called woman.


RP and TNT call her female, c&k called TFF an It.


That this could be a sort of gender crisis going on, TFF might also be pretend to be female to appeal to white knights (or should I say White Christan Templars) or to pull the "as a woman" card.

Perhaps TFF is just unaccepting that they're gay?
 
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TFF might also be pretend to be female to appeal to white knights (or should I say White Christan Templars) or to pull the "as a woman" card.

Perhaps TFF is just unaccepting that they're gay?

I'm split on this; on one hand, it would be an easy troll tactic to employ - pretend you're a woman to give the 'ew, gross, look at what these hambeasts/desperate woman are doing!' a little more credence. And it also reeks of some man-baby who came to read fanfic and was put off by all the gay sex.

On the other hand, there's no reason this can't be some woman who's just so pathetic that she needs to write thousand-words reviews on how much she wants to blow the Center for Disease Control.

(Hell, I used to flame, back when I was a mega-asshole seventeen year old. Nothing to this degree, but I eventually grew out of it. She seems kinda stuck there.)
 
personally, i'm another person that's really put off by yaoiz. (even when i identified as female, it was so widespread that it disgusted me), but even i wouldn't go as far as to flame like that.
 
I'm split on this; on one hand, it would be an easy troll tactic to employ - pretend you're a woman to give the 'ew, gross, look at what these hambeasts/desperate woman are doing!' a little more credence. And it also reeks of some man-baby who came to read fanfic and was put off by all the gay sex.

On the other hand, there's no reason this can't be some woman who's just so pathetic that she needs to write thousand-words reviews on how much she wants to blow the Center for Disease Control.

(Hell, I used to flame, back when I was a mega-asshole seventeen year old. Nothing to this degree, but I eventually grew out of it. She seems kinda stuck there.)

Considering that there are female MRAs, I have absolutely zero trouble believing that TFF is very much a woman.

She comes off very specifically as a self-loathing misogynist. She hates other women for not measuring up to her own standards and very much wants to be "one of the guys." Or at the very least, elevated above those silly, slutty bitches with their yaois and their BDSMs and their higher-likelihood-of-having-sex because who would fuck a vagina that sandy AMIRITE?
 
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