🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[George Orwell]

I was only casually reading until this page, now I'm wide awake.

This shit just got wild

 

[Perspicacity]

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Dumbass is tweeting about it instead of dealing with it privately, so he's overloading the pedophile and his minions with attention. Dude's just encouraging more petty crimes.

Well if this fat ass is gonna bring this completely onto twitter we better get some video. Another potential trash fire incoming.

 

[OhNoNoNoNoNo]

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Dumbass is tweeting about it instead of dealing with it privately, so he's overloading the pedophile and his minions with attention. Dude's just encouraging more petty crimes.

It might stir their ire towards Ralph but if he honestly got the police involved, Zoom and/or his people might be dumb enough to return to Ralph's property and hopefully get caught.

 

[Yolksack]

W errant W

Dumbass is tweeting about it instead of dealing with it privately, so he's overloading the pedophile and his minions with attention. Dude's just encouraging more petty crimes.

For real it would look pretty odd not saying anything about a publicly posted crime, but ok. If "Negro Joe" did this and Ralph does have cameras... I hope they lynch him, but really, this is insane.

Wow, it almost looks like Ralph in this definition.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Yeah, I'd be pretty mad too, really.
I guess I don't see what's in it for Corey. I know they can't charge him for posting pics of it, but why? Why make it so obvious you were involved?

I’m not so sure they can’t charge him.

 

[Yolksack]

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[RAM RANCH]

Playing Ralph's voicemails...uh oh.

 

[Saint Regret]

This thread just got a lot more exciting.

 

[Null]

I'm not going to listen to a child predator suck his own dick, so give me the cliffnotes version when he's done.

 

[MAXIMUM BUTTHURT]

I'm not going to listen to a child predator suck his own dick, so give me the cliffnotes version when he's done.

So far there was a message from some random woman saying she loved him, some shit about his car, his mom wondering wtf he was, and Nora getting pissed cause he's drunk and won't return her call.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Wait... Where the fuck did zoom get these voice mails from?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I'm not going to listen to a child predator suck his own dick, so give me the cliffnotes version when he's done.

I tuned in late but he played voicemail from Ralphs mother, wife, Insurance company and a mysterious woman who said she loved him

Mother asked him to pick her up, she assumes he was asleep
Nora just said angerly "this is your wife!"

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Corey is claiming thats Bad Tits, I've never heard her speak before though. Can anyone confirm?

 

[MAXIMUM BUTTHURT]

Tweet | Archive

 

[Lord Akira]

Wait... Where the fuck did zoom get these voice mails from?

Soph.

 

[Perspicacity]

Well as usual that was painful........

Some angry messages from Nora trying to get him to call her back.
Mom waiting at dialysis for him to pick her up.
Insurance company asking about Ralph's bumper, according to Zoom this is why he car sat in the shop for a week. They couldn't find it?
Random butt dial voicemails.
A call from a girl that sounded upset/young saying "Ethan please call me, I love you".

 

[RAM RANCH]

So far there was a message from some random woman saying she loved him

Bad Tits?

 

[Yolksack]

-"Ethan, please call me. I love you." - mystery woman
-renter vehicle courtesy call
-It's me Ethan, Nora, my phone is messed up and I can't call.
-Same mystery woman. "Hey, I called, E."
-Progressive insurance (bumper)
-Ethan's Mom - "Guess you're asleep." (Eat a fukkin' call u an uber.)
-"Ok E, I tried...." Nora or?
-inaudible
-"It's your FUCKING wife."
-.....
-"Its kinda important. Call me when you get this...... he's lying." - man
-...
-Car warranty expiring
-"Progressive Insurance"
-No more messages.

 

[OhNoNoNoNoNo]

This thread is all about shitting on Ralph but I think he did decent tonight. Not a comeback stream, but a step in the right direction. This is from someone who thought last week's stream was fucking hilarious and the best stream since the Quarry King/Healstream. Normally I'd hate the same 4 clips being used over and over but that honestly made it funnier because you could tell Ralph was sick of the joke. My favorite part was Null giving into the Dame-pill after trying to help steer Ralph.

What's helped him more post-stream is the Zoom shit. I swear Zoom said last week he'd stop going after Ralph because he legitimately felt bad for making fun of the barely functional alcoholic Ralph is. Now he's supposedly vandalizing Ralph's property. Even if you completely hate Ralph and hate him and his show, shit like this is hard to defend. Most normal people that hate Ralph and actually gave enough of a fuck to do something towards his detriment instead of just not watching would run a better stream than him, not drive 10+ hours on a Friday to vandalize his shit.

That all said, I am a bit iffy about Falmenco coming back so soon. He came back awfully quick for someone who was waiting until Ralph got sober. Then again, I've had drunk people say worse shit to me and you eventually brush it off because they're not worth the hate. Still, I'd give it at least a few weeks before crawling back. Those beastiality things he quoted from Destiny are probably gonna bite him in the ass because that shit is way too easy to clip, I'd be disappointed if Dame didn't clip it.

 

[Pham]

Imagine if the next lolsuit was ralph getting rich as fuck off Corey Barnhill (Confirmed Pedophile)'s antics.