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Uh oh. But I mean this will be great for the thread sooooooo
>Wants to go to 12 food vendors
>Overindulges on carbs and sweets
>Muh thyroid, I'm healthy! HAES!
SMH.
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Uh oh. But I mean this will be great for the thread sooooooo
>Wants to go to 12 food vendors
>Overindulges on carbs and sweets
>Muh thyroid, I'm healthy! HAES!
SMH.
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Stupid nitpick, but... she DOES know that the Swedish Chef isn't speaking actual Swedish, right? I mean, he's not even speaking Swedish IN-UNIVERSE.
homewayhalf
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Wait so now she’s healthy? Lol I thought she was too disabled to work. I’m glad that cap is preserved forever now for when the disability judge googles this bitch and finds evidence of her saying she’s healthier than she’s ever been.
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Healthy people work Staph.... hell, a lot of unhealthy people work too... other than laziness, what’s your excuse?
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Sure, you're healthy, Steph. That's why youre fucking ball shaped, your head is shaped like a thumb, and you secrete so much grease fast food restaurants can use you for their fryers. Keep telling yourself that. Also if she's so damn healthy she can go and help her actually disabled mother.
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And Ashy Larry was a character from a Chapelle's Show sketch.
The whole joke was that Jim Henson apparently came across a record called "How to Speak Fake Swedish" and became obsessed with it and then made the Swedish Chef because of it.
Actual Swedes think he sounds Norwegian, IIRC.
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You had to have your uterus removed, along with a 6 inch snippet of bowel. Your triglycerides are so high your doctor felt the need to warn you about it. Your legs hurt when you stand because of all the weight. You are not healthy. You are also not fat because of a thyroid issue. You're fat because you eat garbage and you eat tons of it. You eat ice cream by the carton, fried foods by the handful, scarf down chips and cheese and pasta by the bag.
The way you eat is disgusting, you are not more healthy now than you were at 20, not even fucking close. As a fat ass I understand the joys of food but for gods sake take some fucking responsibility for the state of your body. You did this, so fucking own up to it. Even if you could claim to eat marginally healthier foods (you can't, but who cares) now than when you were 20, you CLEARLY eat 3x more food overall, which is why you're fat.
And for the fucking record? Freddie Mercury, who wrote entire songs about being Bisexual, and David Bowie, who confirmed his Bisexuality over and over again to disbelieving journalists and eventually regretted saying anything at all because of people like you, do not belong in a "gay trinity" playlist, swine.
The way you eat is disgusting, you are not more healthy now than you were at 20, not even fucking close. As a fat ass I understand the joys of food but for gods sake take some fucking responsibility for the state of your body. You did this, so fucking own up to it. Even if you could claim to eat marginally healthier foods (you can't, but who cares) now than when you were 20, you CLEARLY eat 3x more food overall, which is why you're fat.
And for the fucking record? Freddie Mercury, who wrote entire songs about being Bisexual, and David Bowie, who confirmed his Bisexuality over and over again to disbelieving journalists and eventually regretted saying anything at all because of people like you, do not belong in a "gay trinity" playlist, swine.
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She says she was skinny until she was 20, but I know we have a highschool pic of her that says otherwise.
Steph, smaller than your current baby elephant size does not equal skinny. You were still a lard.
Edit: Here is highschool Steph as a refresher. Still fat enough to power a cross-country road trip if converted to energy.
Steph, smaller than your current baby elephant size does not equal skinny. You were still a lard.
Edit: Here is highschool Steph as a refresher. Still fat enough to power a cross-country road trip if converted to energy.
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Still overweight at the very least. The cut on the jacket is flattering and makes it look like she has curves, but if you look at how it actually hangs and her proportions as a whole, fat.
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In that high school pic---is that supposed to be a smile or did she just shit herself? 'Cause that really looks like an "Uh-oh, I just shat myself" expression....
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That explains a lot of things, haha. It's kinda a moot point anyway, because the show itself made a lot of jokes lampooning how fake he sounded (to the point where a guest star claimed that the Swedish Chef spoke mock JAPANESE instead of Swedish).
Some people have a hard time smiling for pictures. Steph seems to have that problem, considering how she never smiles in her selfies. Whether that's a conscious choice or not is debatable.
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Her hands are normal colored but her face is such a weird color!
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She used to have a figure, and healthy looking hair, and a nice haircut. But probably always had b&w thoughts like "why do they all do that" rather than "why did that person do that"
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That's unsettling.Oral deformities are associated with congenital pedophilia
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Congenital pedo or not, it's absolutely a sped smile.
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Again, no ladies to be found in her "gay trifecta". And there's plenty of queer ladies in music, especially now. She wants dick so fucking bad.
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She might be able to find a date in the local recreation center's special needs program.
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Oh I didn't even mean date. I just meant, like... man, every lesbian I know blasts Joan Jett at least once during pride month. There's plenty of FEMALE musicians she could listen to and beat off to, but that would mean needing to actually be attracted to women. Sadly for any trans woman willing to give her a chance, she just sees trans women as a way to get dicked down and still be gay.
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She really has a childish worldview. Trans women have dicks, therefore they are soft birbs uwu. All cops are bad, her parents are abusive for asking her to grow up, etc. If it wasn't so funny it'd be sad.
And I'll tell you why she doesn't listen to lesbian artists. The truth is, as much as she pretends, she can't be assed to even listen to anything other than her true crime podcasts.