"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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Furthermore, Null can't come close to what Jim does with money, period. He's been kicked off 109 platforms for spearheading the content Jim himself takes and as a result is basically unmonetizable. Jim can still make money because he only does "safe" content and, in fact, has taken a large portion of that content from KF and other sites which actually run the risk of losing their money stream.
Null could sell the site to a chink like moot or even sell it to the glorious goverment of china it hes that desperate for shekels
 
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Its normal for a hat of a certain quality. The stuff found in Walmart and Goodwill is the same quality as Jims merch but at 1/5th of the price.
No, it's normal for literally anything branded. Most branded hats are around 35 actually. Try shopping for yourself for once, or at least tag along when your mom does it.
 
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in the many streams Metokur has been on
he said, people should just make their shirts/merch and mail them from their home. And remove the middle man, but Metokur made it sound like it was easy.
Which I disagree with, cause it can be a pain to make, reason I think Metokur now has a TeeSpring page, unless later, Jim decides to mail merch from his home.
And Metokur also made fun of the thought of selling merch of himself and said, just get a black hat and draw the stars.
But I don't care, I like Metokur and getting legal help can be expensive.

By the way, Eric Butts and Trump love the new Metokur merch

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Null could sell the site to a chink like moot or even sell it to the glorious goverment of china it hes that desperate for shekels
sure but that's not my point at all.
My point is metokur fanboys trying to paint null as jealous of Jim's success are retarded, for two reasons. One, Null has been shoah'd off pretty much all platforms for KF and not being willing to cuck on free speech, whereas metokur only covers safe topics that keep allowing him to make money/stay on sites. I'm not saying that Jim is bad for doing this, buuuut I'm saying it drives a huge wedge between the two in terms of accessibility and ability to make money
Second, I think it's a little gay that jim gets a ton of money hashing content he took from KF and other sites and really never gives kudos for it. You don't have to, but imo it should be expected to give credit where credit is due, especially when you're making money off it and possibly even pulling money from the people that made the finds.

No, it's normal for literally anything branded. Most branded hats are around 35 actually. Try shopping for yourself for once, or at least tag along when your mom does it.
hey goy, wanna buy a 25 dollah hat? WHAT, you won't pay for this 35 dollah merchandise?? This is easily worth 45 dollahs, you bettah be glad I'm only charging you 55 dollahs for this. You'll be hearing from my lawyer about that 65 dollah hat you owe me, goy!
nigga, nobody gives a shit about brand, if anything a hoodie that says SS should be marked down from standard price. The metokur "brand" is worth literally nothing, 26 dollars for a hat like that is fucking retarded. If you want one so bad, LITERALLY as Jim himself said, go grab a 2$ black hat from good will and just get a white/silver sharpie ffs
if 26 is what it takes to make a profit, then not only are the manufacturers of this e-merch questionable, it's downright retarded to buy
 
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I just listened to his stream with Nick Rekeita, and to me he came across as a little shaken, he seemed to somehow want reassurance from Rekeita, that this was all a joke, and while Rekeita was more than happy to join in taking the piss out of the guy, I think Rekeita realises the situation is actually quite serious.

Being sued by a lunatic who doesn't want money is arguably worse than being sued by someone that just wants to make some cash, or something embarrassing removed from the internet. If that Lunatic can actually fund a court case, to the point where it gets beyond initial submissions, then Metokur has serious problems. He has a much larger profile than Morphonios , while at the same time has always been keen to preserve his anonymity, both of which I feel makes a Morphonios outcome more difficult.

Sort of along the same lines, montagraphs antics seems like he's trying to be/do the same sort of shit Jim did during metokur with a tryhard exceptional Boomer flavor to spice things up.

Going to court and having skeletons subpoena'd out of the closet could be bad for Mr OshackHennessy.

"Yes, your honor, I know he's full of shit, because I did what he's trying to do, successfully, for years. He is, in my expert opinion, a faggot."
 
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No, it's normal for literally anything branded. Most branded hats are around 35 actually. Try shopping for yourself for once, or at least tag along when your mom does it.
If you think the "brand" of Metekour (which is not even his btw its Habbermann's) bumps up the price of a hat to $35 with some ugly ass designs your exceptional :story: .You're even more exceptional from buying from a man who thinks your exceptional for buying from him :story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story:
 
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If you think the "brand" of Metekour (which is not even his btw its Habbermann's) bumps up the price of a hat to $35 with some ugly ass designs your exceptional :story: .You're even more exceptional from buying from a man who thinks your exceptional from buying from him :story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story:
I'm not buying the hat or a fan of his. I just think you broke kids whining that 25 dollars is a lot of money are retarded.
Calm down with the emote spam.
 
Mister Metokur is a fucking autist that laughs at other autists on the internet. I thought that was well known. Who gives a shit if he wants to extract shekels from his fanbase. I thought he already told everyone after the whole Gamergate fiasco that he was not some leader or moral paragon to look up to and admire.

That being said. I'm pretty sure Null is just pissed that Metokur can make assloads of money from KF threads and he can't make a single shekel from this forum filled with autistic bonobos.
 
Mister Metokur is a fucking autist that laughs at other autists on the internet. I thought that was well known. Who gives a shit if he wants to extract shekels from his fanbase. I thought he already told everyone after the whole Gamergate fiasco that he was not some leader or moral paragon to look up to and admire.

That being said. I'm pretty sure Null is just pissed that Metokur can make assloads of money from KF threads and he can't make a single shekel from this forum filled with autistic bonobos.
Baste sweaty squid. Show daddy how big you are, awoooo, &c.

Muh jealousy is always the queerest cope in these situations.
 
I just think you broke kids whining that 25 dollars is a lot of money are exceptional.
Oh make no mistake it isn't like it's monetarily expensive. It's the fact that:

1. Why would I buy something that looks shitty?
2. Why would I or anyone bankroll a cow?
3. Why would I buy something from someone who at times goes on long autistic tirades about how youtubers who sell merch are con-men? Hypocrisy aside, again, he unironically will straight up call your a retard for doing so.

That's why all of this is funny as shit to me.


Calm down with the emote spam.
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Mister Metokur is a fucking autist that laughs at other autists on the internet. I thought that was well known. Who gives a shit if he wants to extract shekels from his fanbase. I thought he already told everyone after the whole Gamergate fiasco that he was not some leader or moral paragon to look up to and admire.
>I said I'm not a moral paragon so you can't criticize me for hypocrisy or doing dumb shit
 
Sorry Null, much as I like posting here and skimming the threads from time to time, its much easier to listen to one of Jim's videos than it is to scroll through 800+ pages of speds a-logging about Moviebob to get to the good shit. Also as a movie sperg I like his references.

Scanning through and funny enough found this and I have to agree. Maybe it's more because of the forum format being grossly outdated in 2019, or maybe it falls onto the respective OPs of each thread for not keeping them up to date, but it's difficult to actually find happenings on here because threads are hundreds of pages long. And 90% of posts fall under hilarious dunks (which are great), people agreeing with each other ad-nauseam "this guy is an idiot" "yes he's an idiot" "I agree, shallow and pedantic" and cringey armchair pschology "this guy is an idiot and here's my dissertation of why". I'm guilty of filling threads with low tier dunks, but the one instance I had some relation to the lolcow in question I tried to give as much info as I could. It'd be nice if there was some way to highlight informative posts. I genuinely don't hear about a lot of happenings unless it shows up on youtube, twitter, or a specific part of a thread is linked to me like what happened here. I genuinely have zero interest in sifting through dozens of pages of irrelevant posts in hopes that I might find some update on a particular cow. But maybe that's not what the site is for either, which I accept.
 
ya know, ignoring the shit spewed earlier about Shilling and Hypocrisy. I gotta wonder why Jim doesn't have Jade whip up better designs anyways if he was gonna shill? at least, that is what I would do if I were to shill. maybe this is him also taking the piss out of the autists that kept hounding him to make a fucking hat every damn stream.
 
Oh make no mistake it isn't like it's monetarily expensive. It's the fact that:

1. Why would a buy something that looks shitty?
2. Why would I or anyone bankroll a cow?
3. Why would I buy something from someone who at times goes on long autistic about how youtubers who sell merch are con-men? Hypocrisy aside, again, he unironically will straight up call your an exceptional individual for doing so.

That's why all of this is funny as shit to me.
Your first big mistake is starting off with "why would I..." You are not everyone else. Fact that he pulls huge number of superchats with notable big $100+ whales each time should be a sign people will be willing to buy his stuff, regardless of past comments (real or perceived). Its like walking into a Bed, Bath, and Beyond going "HA HAH HAHA WHO WOULD BUY THIS FAGGOT CRAP!?" You may not like the fact people are willing to buy this merch, you may think they're retarded for doing so, but it is probable people will be willing to pay for it.
 
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