DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SowonNation]

So glad that he's going to skip the upcoming Fire Emblem game.
I couldn't take it if he were to destroy another awesome franchise with his disgusting pig-like mouth.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

So glad that he's going to skip the upcoming Fire Emblem game.
I couldn't take it if he were to destroy another awesome franchise with his disgusting pig-like mouth.

I just want an actual reason....like I’d say it’s a pretty big switch release and this guy claims to love JRPGs....and he wonders why people say he doesn’t like Nintendo

But keep wasting money on bum ass games dark, your fans are eating it up

 

[TheTriggerin']

How much to pay Khet for nudes? I kind of want her after seeing her twitter pics.

 

[Pargon]

So glad that he's going to skip the upcoming Fire Emblem game.
I couldn't take it if he were to destroy another awesome franchise with his disgusting pig-like mouth.

Thankfully he is a bear of very little brain and can't abide SRPGs, because if he even so much as hinted at picking up Final Fantasy Tactics I'd need to break his thumbs.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Has he every played a Fire Emblem before? If so how much of a shitshow that must of been that series isn't a cakewalk and can be pretty unforgiving if you don't pay attention to stats and even then some fights are straight up unfair.

 

[SowonNation]

Has he every played a Fire Emblem before?

He didn't specify which one, but he said he played an FE game before and didn't like it.
I'm not surprised. You'd think he shits the bed when it comes to SRPGs, and carefully thinking about your next move and it's consequences.

In other news:

A 37-year-old baby everyone. 37.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

I could already see it now. He would forget to play on casual mode and constantly get characters killed off by putting them in shitty positions.

Also I saw this on twitter, y’all should do me proud and edit it and put some of his more goofy faces in it

 

[Collections Agent]

I could already see it now. He would forget to play on casual mode and constantly get characters killed off by putting them in shitty positions.

Also I saw this on twitter, y’all should do me proud and edit it and put some of his more goofy faces in it

At least DSP savescumming constantly wouldn't be out of place for a typical FE playthrough

 

[EcksDeeNiceTry]

The very best part about this whole "camgirl wishlist" saga, is DSP blaming his fans for the trouble he's having figuring out how it works. He literally said something along the lines of "People suggested it to me for years, and at first I refused. And then when I finally cave and say "ok fine, I'll do it!", it's the most complicated fucking thing. I'm so tired of this dumb shit."

In other words, you guys should feel bad for suggesting I figure something out that a 3 year old child would understand in 10 minutes, so that you could send me even more money and pay for the games that I stream!

EDIT:

on a side note, I'd bet my left AND right nut that DSP is eventually, slowly but surely, gonna add non-digital stuff on there that isn't games-related. It's as inevitable as that wiping-burn when you have the shits.

 

[SowonNation]

At least DSP savescumming constantly wouldn't be out of place for a typical FE playthrough

The main incentive to me when save-scumming would be to make sure that certain characters survive when making a risky move.
Then again, knowing Phil, he'd play on the easiest difficulty where it doesn't even matter when he survives the map with just one unit left. Him bonding with any of the characters is out of the question though. He's a married man after all.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

he very best part about this whole "camgirl wishlist" saga, is DSP blaming his fans for the trouble he's having figuring out how it works. He literally said something along the lines of "People suggested it to me for years, and at first I refused. And then when I finally cave and say "ok fine, I'll do it!", it's the most complicated fucking thing. I'm so tired of this dumb shit."

In other words, you guys should feel bad for suggesting I figure something out that a 3 year old child would understand in 10 minutes, so that you could send me even more money and pay for the games that I stream!

Holy shit, he's too lazy to beg?

Phil at 37 wouldn't even be arsed to ask for the Wolverine doll. His mom should have known to read his mind rather than do something so complicated as going to a toy store and pointing at the thing he wanted.

 

[EcksDeeNiceTry]

Holy shit, he's too lazy to beg?

Phil at 37 wouldn't even be arsed to ask for the Wolverine doll. His mom should have known to read his mind rather than do something so complicated as going to a toy store and pointing at the thing he wanted.

DsPgaming--bugged wish list mechanics

WARNING: disgusting content viewer discretion advised

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There we go. And can we just acknowledge that Phil literally defined "setting up an Amazon wishlist" as "a ton of extra work"? I have no doubt a few billion employees, parents, caretakers and/or students would like to salt his god damn eyeballs for that remark.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

There's got to be a point where even the whales and retards go, "wait, even I wipe my own ass."

 

[Salubrious]

Who the fuck is Jimmy and how the fuck does DSP keep getting people to donate $100+ to him?

 

[DuckSucker]

This would be pretty neat just to see whether behaves the same way in a more private setting. If you decide you want to do this, let us know and we'll figure out the best way to make it happen.

Come on. You know he does. The dude is incapable of introspection or reflection of any sort. Im sure he has private thoughts and feelings but as soon as he has anything he deems C+ worthy he shits it out into the world. Hey it's a passing grade, sort of.

Hes the epitome of what you see is what you get. Its right there on the box. He doesnt seem like one to take pride in his work, but he takes the pride anyway.

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LOL And yall said he wasnt a titty streamer.

 

[Comma]

Since receiving that random $100 tip he's even more insufferable than usual because he suddenly decided to start screaming and "singing", overreacting to anything that happens on screen.

He's literally behaving like an addict who just got his shot of drugs.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Come on. You know he does. The dude is incapable of introspection or reflection of any sort. Im sure he has private thoughts and feelings but as soon as he has anything he deems C+ worthy he shits it out into the world. Hey it's a passing grade, sort of.

Hes the epitome of what you see is what you get. Its right there on the box. He doesnt seem like one to take pride in his work, but he takes the pride anyway.


LOL And yall said he wasnt a titty streamer.

The dude takes pride in training himself to put a toilet seat down. He will throw out all the mundane shit out to make him seem so sophisticated. It's pretty sad.

Since receiving that random $100 tip he's even more insufferable than usual with his constant screaming and "signging"

Have I mentioned already that he acts like an addict when (not) receiving cash donations?

I tuned in for a few seconds before the donation and his singing was so damn insufferable I had to leave. He must have thought that cringey ass shit worked so he went double, I guess.

 

[EcksDeeNiceTry]

I'm very sorry but it's not surprising they work minimum wage jobs. Throwing hundreds of dollars at someone who earns a lot more than you, while working a much easier job than you, in and of itself kind of shows a HUGE lack of judgement, and a tremendous inability to handle money, educate yourself on a topic before making an important choice and evaluate/process/use the available information to justify your decision. I honestly wouldn't trust a person like that with anything other than a minimum wage job, aka "do exactly as you're told and nothing else, and repeat it ad infinitum".

 

[ZehnBoat]

Since receiving that random $100 tip he's even more insufferable than usual because he suddenly decided to start screaming and "singing", overreacting to anything that happens on screen.

He's literally behaving like an addict who just got his shot of drugs.

IM NOT LIKE OTHER STREAMERS
IM A MAHTURE ADUHLT, OKAY?

 

[PieceofShet]

Since receiving that random $100 tip he's even more insufferable than usual because he suddenly decided to start screaming and "singing", overreacting to anything that happens on screen.

He's literally behaving like an addict who just got his shot of drugs.

Tbh it was the same pre donation. He did a lot of "singing" before, it was super cringy.