Porn and Porncows

[V0dka]

Dunno if Disney will allow pr0n in their turf, but if they do it will be an awfully risky move for their part. I doubt they will do it unless their streaming service tanks harder than the titanic.

No Disney is launching a competing streaming service and planning to pull all it's Disney IP's from Netflix. Netflix is also losing heaps of other series in the next year or two.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Apparently there's more to the Blu Kennedy story than we thought.

 

[Miller]

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Given their push for interracial relationships in every program they own, I could see Netflix having the Hegre Art catalogue. Blacked would be too on the nose.

Dunno if Disney will allow pr0n in their turf

Not Disney, they're too busy turning every IP into kid-friendly franchises.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

No drama like homo drama.
Speaking of which, does anyone remember Erik Rhodes' LiveJournal? I know it's web 1.0 shit, but I'm still not sure if that guy would have been cow material or not had he lived to [the current year.]
Then again, living to [the current year] would have required less AIDS and steroid abuse, so there is that.

Twisted sick man. I still remember he posted about losing his virginity to a Mexican on the dirty floor of a fast food restaurant. His words "it was disgusting and I loved it"

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Twisted sick man. I still remember he posted about losing his virginity to a Mexican on the dirty floor of a fast food restaurant. His words "it was disgusting and I loved it"

He was unusually self-aware about what a complete fuckup he was, which is why I question if he'd have turned into a proper cow had he lived to the age of social media. He dropped a lot good one-liners, despite having a shit writing style: "remember, there's always someone younger and hotter than you, who will do more, for less."

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

He was unusually self-aware about what a complete fuckup he was, which is why I question if he'd have turned into a proper cow had he lived to the age of social media. He dropped a lot good one-liners, despite having a shit writing style: "remember, there's always someone younger and hotter than you, who will do more, for less."

I still remember his scene with Brett Corrigan in The Velvet Mafia

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Gay Porn Stars Taylor Reign And Cole Claire Accuse CockyBoys Of Non-Payment And Scene Cancellations | STR8UPGAYPORN

Hard life for a pimp

 

[V0dka]

СТРИМЕРША КАРИНА/Sharishaxd on twitch

Basically the Russian version of Brittany Ventis Twitch Persona, but more over the top.

Taking offense at everything and showing her face at the full screen with little DOTA itself. Young boys would donate an average of 50-300 rubles with a hater or whiteknight message getting her crazy money, more than 20k rubles per day and overall 800k per month. In rubles 800k per month is a crazy sum, it's a yearly income of a upper middle class family) with the donations like "you are a stupid bitch i'm cleverer than you so i'm giving you the money and doing exactly what you want".

Early on she got banned for viewbotting.

Translation:

" Guys! This! This! Guys! This is fucked up! Did you see this? I was just.. I'm still shaken up. I just came back and I'm still shaken up. God... Did you fucking see this? DID YOU SEE THIS, FUCK? For what, I don't understand! I just don't understand! I'm hysteric! I'm shaking, god! I don't understand why they banned my channel! Why my channel? Top 2 channel in CIS! Hello, Guys, are you serious? Hello! God! This is (just) all of my life! God! How? How? How is this possible? Why? Why did they ban me, why not other fucking cocksuckers who constantly, fucking constantly show tits, viewbot? Why me? For what? For what, god? God, for what? I don't understand, god, for what? I just don't know, I don't know, god! How? How? For what? They didn't even message me, I don't even know anything, I just came back and I was in shock. Do you understand? What can I do now? I don't know. I don't know, I don't know...

(cries) ... (unintelligible) Bad (cries some more) God... (breathes)

I don't know, nobody even wrote me why. I just don't even know why! Why? Why me? Why me? (cries)... "

Her freakout just got her more interest and viewers when she came back.

She even got memes made of her.

I don't have the full story because it's all in Russian, but apparently, nudes and stuff were leaked when she broke up with her former bf/manager.

Which made national news and got her EVEN MORE ATTENTION.

Интимные фото стримерши Карины утекли в Сеть

Неизвестные опубликовали в Сети серию интимных снимков Карины Сычёвой, более известной как стримерша Карина.

www.ntv.ru

Well... also since the nudes leaked too.

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But due to this reportedly she tried to kill herself on stream. I'm unsure whether it was real or faked. You guys can judge.

After a lull in content for a few months she again streams and uploads, but has widened her content.

And basically lives like a princess.

 

[Cheetahman]

There has to be some obscure federal law against transporting waste materials, right?

 

[AprilRains]

jesus christ

 

[V0dka]

There has to be some obscure federal law against transporting waste materials, right?

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I know who will be the first customer.

But seriously I have trouble figuring out the mentality of guys who would buy this shit. Like, apparently they are too ashamed to just hire a prostitute, but they aren't ashamed enough to buy dirty bathwater from a chick in the mail. Is there any logic in there? Fucked if I know how their brains work.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

I know who will be the first customer.

But seriously I have trouble figuring out the mentality of guys who would buy this shit. Like, apparently they are too ashamed to just hire a prostitute, but they aren't ashamed enough to buy dirty bathwater from a chick in the mail. Is there any logic in there? Fucked if I know how their brains work.

Selling bathwater's been around forever (think The Beatles were the first?). It's just celebrity worship. Sempai will never notice you but at least you can bathe in their used water!

 

[V0dka]

Selling bathwater's been around forever (think The Beatles were the first?). It's just celebrity worship. Sempai will never notice you but at least you can bathe in their used water!

So what you are saying these guys are the equivalent of this?

And did Paul McCartney and John Lennon post photos of themselves in the bath collecting the water from near their ass?

 

[Fuck Y'all]

There has to be some obscure federal law against transporting waste materials, right?

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only g*rman porn is more degenerate than this shit

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

There has to be some obscure federal law against transporting waste materials, right?

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Holy shit, i never expected Belle Delphine to reach this level of fuckery and jewery this fast. She has barely been a patreon whore for a year and a half and she is doing this shit. I know she panders to fucking memelords, but if someone legits buys this there is no hope left. btw, she earns an average of 4K dollarydoos per month.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

So what you are saying these guys are the equivalent of this?
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And did Paul McCartney and John Lennon post photos of themselves in the bath collecting the water from near their ass?

You never watched the music video for Yellow Submarine?

 

[Cheetahman]

 

[millais]

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he's going to vape the bathwater? This is degeneracy of the foulest order

 

[millais]

lol no surprise it is a literal who purchased and vaped that stuff

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[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

lol no surprise it is a literal who purchased and vaped that stuff

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Oooh, it's vaping, I thought he was going to test the water in a different way. Changing my rating to horrible.