Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Cut my dick into pieces]

View attachment 827204

Press "F" to pay respects to a courageous gender refugee

Please don't. Every time somebody presses F that Forehead gets even bigger.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

This article has been discussed on the Farms before, but there are some new faces around here who deserve to get a laugh out of it.
(link)
(archive)

View attachment 827106

This is the reason:

View attachment 827114

Blue lipstick, check. Dazzle camouflage, check. Five o'clock shadow, check!

The author is in the middle, and the other two lovely fashion victims are both extremely minor celebrities. They all go on Tinder and the results are predictable, but they cannot come to grips with the fact that their nonbinary transfemininity is dating poison. The author wants us to know that this is our problem, not theirs.

View attachment 827124

"I thought I got a free dicking down with every 10,000 insta followers? This is definitely society's problem because I am an enbie slay kween and y'all just aren't ready."

View attachment 827134

These three don't seem to be autogynephiles. There's predictable bitching and moaning over Tinder's oppressive binary gender options, but they go for the guys and they strike out utterly with both straight and gay men. Meredith gets some interest, possibly because he actually passes as a very odd-looking woman due to hormones and surgery, whereas the other two are obviously just flamingly gay men, too feminine and weird for the gays and too obviously male for the straights.

Alok and Jacob are both young with reasonably attractive masculine features, and the fact that they get zero takers even among gay men says an awful lot. They also never bring up the question of why they don't just date each other.

Meredith, meanwhile, demonstrates some autistic social obliviousness:

View attachment 827152

Meredith, the straight guys wanted you because you look like a woman to the untrained eye, not because straight guys are "more willing to experiment with GNC folk" and definitely not because their attractions are less "socially defined." Fortunately, one of his friends enlightens him on this.

View attachment 827169

I don't even know what to say about this. Just look at it.

I was intrigued by Talusan herself, because she's just so damn funny-looking, even by the standards of this thread. Could be a potential cow if she gets involved in the right kind of drama. She reminds me of Chelsea Manning in some ways, with the same developmentally discombobulated, naturally feminine look. The small frame, delicate features, paleness....also, despite looking white, this person is actually albino and Filipino (archive). He transitioned, did hormones, got surgery, all of it, but then decided it wasn't for him and adopted a nonbinary identity instead.

This is the future for a specific type of trans male. It's the ones who cannot fucking handle masculinity, who transition and actually manage to pass, but who want to detransition because womanhood is no picnic either. Except, for this type, there really is no detransition, because they legitimately could not pass as their birth sex and have no idea how to be a man. So they try to set up camp in this in-between spot and tell us this makes them stunning and brave.

View attachment 827204

Press "F" to pay respects to a courageous gender refugee

There is only one thing to say to these people: You deserve it.
I mean, how the fuck do you expect to get laid when you look like a circus horror tent attraction. You would get laid more if you let people throw peanuts to you.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

View attachment 827204

Press "F" to pay respects to a courageous gender refugee

This picture reminds me of something....

 

[Peaches Demure]

This article has been discussed on the Farms before, but there are some new faces around here who deserve to get a laugh out of it.
(link)
(archive)

View attachment 827106

This is the reason:

View attachment 827114

Blue lipstick, check. Dazzle camouflage, check. Five o'clock shadow, check!

The author is in the middle, and the other two lovely fashion victims are both extremely minor celebrities. They all go on Tinder and the results are predictable, but they cannot come to grips with the fact that their nonbinary transfemininity is dating poison. The author wants us to know that this is our problem, not theirs.

View attachment 827124

"I thought I got a free dicking down with every 10,000 insta followers? This is definitely society's problem because I am an enbie slay kween and y'all just aren't ready."

View attachment 827134

These three don't seem to be autogynephiles. There's predictable bitching and moaning over Tinder's oppressive binary gender options, but they go for the guys and they strike out utterly with both straight and gay men. Meredith gets some interest, possibly because he actually passes as a very odd-looking woman due to hormones and surgery, whereas the other two are obviously just flamingly gay men, too feminine and weird for the gays and too obviously male for the straights.

Alok and Jacob are both young with reasonably attractive masculine features, and the fact that they get zero takers even among gay men says an awful lot. They also never bring up the question of why they don't just date each other.

Meredith, meanwhile, demonstrates some autistic social obliviousness:

View attachment 827152

Meredith, the straight guys wanted you because you look like a woman to the untrained eye, not because straight guys are "more willing to experiment with GNC folk" and definitely not because their attractions are less "socially defined." Fortunately, one of his friends enlightens him on this.

View attachment 827169

I don't even know what to say about this. Just look at it.

I was intrigued by Talusan herself, because she's just so damn funny-looking, even by the standards of this thread. Could be a potential cow if she gets involved in the right kind of drama. She reminds me of Chelsea Manning in some ways, with the same developmentally discombobulated, naturally feminine look. The small frame, delicate features, paleness....also, despite looking white, this person is actually albino and Filipino (archive). He transitioned, did hormones, got surgery, all of it, but then decided it wasn't for him and adopted a nonbinary identity instead.

This is the future for a specific type of trans male. It's the ones who cannot fucking handle masculinity, who transition and actually manage to pass, but who want to detransition because womanhood is no picnic either. Except, for this type, there really is no detransition, because they legitimately could not pass as their birth sex and have no idea how to be a man. So they try to set up camp in this in-between spot and tell us this makes them stunning and brave.

View attachment 827204

Press "F" to pay respects to a courageous gender refugee

Straight men don't want them because they're obviously MEN and gay men don't want them because it's obvious from how they look, sound and conduct themselves that they come with several built-in personality disorders. Many gay men I personally know stay away from "femmes" because these guys are more often than not walking drama bombs. Now take that times one hundred, and you get one of these "transfeminine" non-binary loons with their ridiculous affectations.

 

[Top Notch Turf]

This article has been discussed on the Farms before, but there are some new faces around here who deserve to get a laugh out of it.
(link)
(archive)

View attachment 827106

This is the reason:

View attachment 827114

Blue lipstick, check. Dazzle camouflage, check. Five o'clock shadow, check!

The author is in the middle, and the other two lovely fashion victims are both extremely minor celebrities. They all go on Tinder and the results are predictable, but they cannot come to grips with the fact that their nonbinary transfemininity is dating poison. The author wants us to know that this is our problem, not theirs.

View attachment 827124

"I thought I got a free dicking down with every 10,000 insta followers? This is definitely society's problem because I am an enbie slay kween and y'all just aren't ready."

View attachment 827134

These three don't seem to be autogynephiles. There's predictable bitching and moaning over Tinder's oppressive binary gender options, but they go for the guys and they strike out utterly with both straight and gay men. Meredith gets some interest, possibly because he actually passes as a very odd-looking woman due to hormones and surgery, whereas the other two are obviously just flamingly gay men, too feminine and weird for the gays and too obviously male for the straights.

Alok and Jacob are both young with reasonably attractive masculine features, and the fact that they get zero takers even among gay men says an awful lot. They also never bring up the question of why they don't just date each other.

Meredith, meanwhile, demonstrates some autistic social obliviousness:

View attachment 827152

Meredith, the straight guys wanted you because you look like a woman to the untrained eye, not because straight guys are "more willing to experiment with GNC folk" and definitely not because their attractions are less "socially defined." Fortunately, one of his friends enlightens him on this.

View attachment 827169

I don't even know what to say about this. Just look at it.

I was intrigued by Talusan herself, because she's just so damn funny-looking, even by the standards of this thread. Could be a potential cow if she gets involved in the right kind of drama. She reminds me of Chelsea Manning in some ways, with the same developmentally discombobulated, naturally feminine look. The small frame, delicate features, paleness....also, despite looking white, this person is actually albino and Filipino (archive). He transitioned, did hormones, got surgery, all of it, but then decided it wasn't for him and adopted a nonbinary identity instead.

This is the future for a specific type of trans male. It's the ones who cannot fucking handle masculinity, who transition and actually manage to pass, but who want to detransition because womanhood is no picnic either. Except, for this type, there really is no detransition, because they legitimately could not pass as their birth sex and have no idea how to be a man. So they try to set up camp in this in-between spot and tell us this makes them stunning and brave.

View attachment 827204

Press "F" to pay respects to a courageous gender refugee

They should fuck each other. Problem solved.

 

[Peaches Demure]

r/transadorable - Are FTM allowed here? I’m 7 weeks post top and loving myself finally 🎉

373 votes and 33 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

FTM 7 weeks bilateral mastectomy post-op. The scars look downright uncanny valley. At least she's still got nipples that don't look like they're about to die and fall off, but I'd be damned if she wants to go topless "just like any other guy" with such an unnatural-looking result.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Straight men don't want them because they're obviously MEN and gay men don't want them because it's obvious from how they look, sound and conduct themselves that they come with several built-in personality disorders. Many gay men I personally know stay away from "femmes" because these guys are more often than not walking drama bombs. Now take that times one hundred, and you get one of these "transfeminine" non-binary loons with their ridiculous affectations.

idk, plenty of femme gay guys have boyfriends, but they're still more butch than these clowns. I was at a drag show once and I decided to look at the host's instagram, and when he's not in drag he wears normal guy clothing, not weird striped jump suits, and he's married to another femme guy. like if the Indian guy ditched the lipstick and put on some slim fit khakis instead of leggings, I bet he'd get more interest.

why does every FTM have so many piercings? also, the profile description: 'Gay, trans and very kinky man. 21. Started T Jan 21 2018. Top surgery May 14 2019.'

 

[VO 163]

r/transadorable - Are FTM allowed here? I’m 7 weeks post top and loving myself finally 🎉

373 votes and 33 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

I went through this bitches post history out of morbid curiosity and found this. Is it even considered sounding if you have a vagina?
Edit: lol totally slipped my mind that it’s URETHRAL sounding. Just never seen it done by a woman before. Either way, gross and goes to show FTMs are just as nasty as MTFs.

 

[Toohottotrot]

r/transadorable - Are FTM allowed here? I’m 7 weeks post top and loving myself finally 🎉

373 votes and 33 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

FTM 7 weeks bilateral mastectomy post-op. The scars look downright uncanny valley. At least she's still got nipples that don't look like they're about to die and fall off, but I'd be damned if she wants to go topless "just like any other guy" with such an unnatural-looking result.

Uhh thats post op? a mtf would proud to have that result

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

I went through this bitches post history out of morbid curiosity and found this. Is it even considered sounding if you have a vagina?

Yeah cause women have a urethra too.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

r/transadorable - Are FTM allowed here? I’m 7 weeks post top and loving myself finally 🎉

373 votes and 33 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

FTM 7 weeks bilateral mastectomy post-op. The scars look downright uncanny valley. At least she's still got nipples that don't look like they're about to die and fall off, but I'd be damned if she wants to go topless "just like any other guy" with such an unnatural-looking result.

Surgeon must have been a fan of the "boobs in a tight sports bra" look because that's what he gave this poor bastard.

 

[OttoWest]

I was intrigued by Talusan herself, because she's just so damn funny-looking, even by the standards of this thread. Could be a potential cow if she gets involved in the right kind of drama. She reminds me of Chelsea Manning in some ways, with the same developmentally discombobulated, naturally feminine look. The small frame, delicate features, paleness....also, despite looking white, this person is actually albino and Filipino (archive). He transitioned, did hormones, got surgery, all of it, but then decided it wasn't for him and adopted a nonbinary identity instead.

Meredith/Mark’s days of drama are most likely long past. He’s in his 40s now and can no longer be the perpetual grad student that he was for the previous two decades. His best known drama was the “So You Lost Your Dick” saga of 2014, though he had a lol-worthy bit of pre-internet infamy for his undergrad performance art showcase at Harvard back in the 90s. The showcase was supposed to be general admission, but Talusan decided his performing a naked backflip onto a dildo was absolutely necessary for his art— no compromises. Harvard didn’t agree and nearly cancelled the show.

 

[Potatis Salad]

r/transadorable - Are FTM allowed here? I’m 7 weeks post top and loving myself finally 🎉

373 votes and 33 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

FTM 7 weeks bilateral mastectomy post-op. The scars look downright uncanny valley. At least she's still got nipples that don't look like they're about to die and fall off, but I'd be damned if she wants to go topless "just like any other guy" with such an unnatural-looking result.

The Lion King backpack, horrible chest scars, and whatever's going on below the waist (probably a woman's ass and hips) give the game away, but from the neck up I would believe this was a guy. I scrolled through /r/transadorable and spotted a few troons that might pass. It's not the bottomless pit of despair that /r/transpassing is.

I went to go screencap one of the examples I saw on my phone, and discovered this fucking guy was only on /r/transadorable because he was cross-posting his own post from /r/dykesgonemild. Ugh. This person might pass, but slathering himself all over a dyke forum is pure troon behavior.

Spoiler

Another example that I thought passed more than most. Went to screencap it just now, noticed the username is /u/sadborderline. Again - looks like a woman to me, but BPD = typical troon!

Spoiler

Not passing at all, but this guy looks so bizarre. He looks like he has the skull of a bird, or a fetus.

Spoiler

 

[VO 163]

The Lion King backpack, horrible chest scars, and whatever's going on below the waist (probably a woman's ass and hips) give the game away, but from the neck up I would believe this was a guy. [/SPOILER]

Eh, I have to disagree. She has a chubby baby face that’s rather womanly. And that facial hair growth is so unfortunate, it’s mostly neckbeard.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Not passing at all, but this guy looks so bizarre. He looks like he has the skull of a bird, or a fetus.

Spoiler

View attachment 828104

This is obviously a camera filter. The eyes are way too large & the head to small etc

 

[VO 163]

I don’t even know why we give these people any credit at all, suggesting that any of them even slightly pass. I’ve never seen a tranny that didn’t have at least ONE feature that makes them clockable. You can always spot one if you have a keen enough eye. Especially in person. They can alter their photos on the internet as much as they want, so of course they can make it look like the pass.

If their face does pass, the body will give it away even though troons have that delusion that HRT will make them shorter (or taller, for FTMs) and get rid of those linebacker shoulders somehow. For MTFs the voice will be a surefire way to clock them. It can immediately give them away because a big chunk of them don’t even attempt voice training.

 

[Potatis Salad]

With the chubby cheeks, shallow brow ridge, and soft, rounded features? I'd say it was either a 13 year old boy or a butch lesbian with severe PCOS trying to reclaim the pube beard. Passes even less well than Colt Seidman.

Did you think the FTM on Queer Eye passed? I did. Maybe I'm too susceptible to the convincing power of the pube beard.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Eh, I have to disagree. She has a chubby baby face that’s rather womanly. And that facial hair growth is so unfortunate, it’s mostly neckbeard.

I was gonna say, her bone structure around the eyes is so feminine, it completely overrules the scanty pube beard. Reads as female from 50 feet away.

Edit: that Queer Eye one just looks like a lezzie doing Justin Timberlake drag on karaoke night.

 

[Strine]

Many of the cases in this thread are funny, but some are a little depressing. The women who troon out are usually repulsive, so no loss there, but some of the men were pretty attractive before they ruined it. Call me a sentimental faggot but I find genuine beauty, masculine or feminine, going to waste especially tragic in the current SJW climate of "ignore your visceral disgust and pretend this 300kg hairy he-she is Venus incarnate". Irrespective of what makes them transition, none of these people look good as whatever they transition into: FTMs look a little off, but not too bad because women have more neotenous features and so they usually just look too young and unmasculine. But MTFs either look like Emily Howard from Little Britain or get so much surgery that they're lost forever in Uncanny Valley, like Gigi Gorgeous (if they're lucky; Brianna Wu is more typical).

I've sperged about it in another troon thread, but drag queens make for more convincing women than any of these MTFs do, without the aid of hormones. I think it's because gay men actually hang around women and know how to emulate them. Troons don't know any women; they only see futa porn and other troons. It's like social retardation extrapolated into an entire 24/7 fetish persona; the entire female sex reduced to a costume fetish. They objectify and cipher females too much to ever bear any resemblance to one; it's misogyny of the highest calibre.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

I have a 'do men seriously think like this?' running in my house.

I'd like to know how many gay men think that a bunch of women in a women's locker room all stand around pulling tampons out, putting them in, asking each other if you can see a string, changing pads?

Obviously most people will know where three quarters of the the above comes from, it appears to be doing the rounds again, probably because it is so unbelievable that straight men seriously think like this, especially about something that is so gross in so many ways.

Why the fuck do the mentally ill want to look at a bunch of clots and disgusting discharge?