She started her current account @dani_marina_ almost exactly one month ago with this absolutely horrifying selfie showing the proper way to wear your GJ dangler and no caption. side note: You'll see throughout this account that nearly every post has interaction from kel_wins. That's Kadee Konstantino's friend Kelly "Palette Face" Carragher who also is gradually transforming from an anorexic to a munchie and recently claimed to have 100 seizures in a day with no lasting damage (and which subsided just in time for her to go on vacation to her old eating disorder residential reunion where she once again could get attention for having once been anorexic).
Since the tube is currently the only way she can get any attention from doctors, it features heavily on her profile. Here she is seen fucking with it.
Here she complains that she is shaky after an hour without feeds and another munchie complains that she hasn't eaten in two days. The one-upmanship in this community is gloriously transparent.
"Weight restored" despite never tolerating her feeds. Almost like... like she can eat or something? Weird.
fuckin with her tube
Already planning a month in advance to beg Penn for a buh-uhn like all the cool munchies have. Knows exactly which kind of buh-uhn she wants for some fucking reason. (hint: munchausen) This could not be related to her dangler mysteriously falling out.
fuckin with her tube, not taping her tube because muh adhesive sensitivity (having glue residue on you and slightly itchy skin is not an adhesive sensitivity, it is having glue residue on you and slightly itchy skin. This is what happens when you put something adhesive and slightly itchy on your skin.)
Stops blatantly fucking with her tube. Starts her "I can't run my feeds at anything approaching a normal rate" routine again.
Baby's first VOG mask.
Meds, more complaining about how she wants a buh-uhn and she's going to talk to Penn about it.
pulls up shirt for selfie, as one does. Wears a crop top because body positivity, not because it shows off the tube better
Complains about the terrible life she's chosen for herself of sitting around doing nothing and complaining on the internet while getting high on opiates potentiated by benadryl and lying about eating food.
"draining"
Diet pepsi, sugar free energy drink. Surely these are things someone with GP and intestinal pain so bad she has to run her feeds at 5mL an hour and can't even drink water is capable of consuming.
The mouth is smiling but the eyes are saying "helter skelter." Five Feet Apart, which she mentions several times this month, is a movie/novel about two people who have cystic fibrosis and fall in love, decide to ignore the rules about how close they can get to each other, ignore that one of them has a double lung transplant match waiting until it's almost too late, all so they can spend more time together. Quickly becoming every munchie's favourite movie and book ever.
gonna guess she didn't hit this particular fundraising goal.
Wasting away. But gotta exercise because fat even though she can't run her feeds. But on exercise restriction still because don't forget she was the worst case of anorexia in the history of New Jersey. It's truly a mystery how this woman is alive with all of these hurdles. I wonder what Kelly, who once starved herself down to the mid-60s and is also from New Jersey, thinks about that title.
Okay this won't be funny to anyone else probably but they tried to teach this rétard historiography in her online
daycare undergraduate program. She announced she got a B+ in her stories a while back, which shows how rigorous this program is, as historiography is generally the thing real history degree programs use to weed out the kids who aren't really serious about history. So there's no way she knew what the fuck she was talking about here. Sorry, sidetracked but it made me actually laugh.
tube drama, tube drama
Oh god in heaven "conserve as much energy as possible." What a dramatic way to say "lay in bed doing nothing except whining on social media about how bad I feel as usual"
Hair falling out in clumps. What appears to be veiled venom and one-upmanship from a follower about how if her hair looks that thick now it must have been super duper thick before, and she would know because her hair is totally falling out and she is way sicker than Dani. That person also has
5000 health problems that no doctor can explain.
5ml/hr. Still gaining weight. She and Kat are just amazing specimens, aren't they?
Giant overnight bag because she's positive Penn is going to admit her as soon as they see her.
This goddamned book again.
