Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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Does anyone actually have the Assburger police report at this point? I remember Rekieta saying he was going to try and get a copy but I don't remember any follow up on that.

Also don't take my word on this but apparently Sheep has cut complete contact with Mumkey.
While before she was only responding to him when he texted her.
Still looking into this so don't take my word.

Right I managed to get the guy to send me screenshots of what she said.
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Good! Staying in contact with an ex after the breakup is just awkward and probably tahxic. Maybe they can reestablish contact in a few years.
Fat chance from how it seems. Mumkey's downward spiral and moving across the country, along with his autistic demeanor will definitely prevent that from happening, if engaging Liu after her antics were exposed wasn't enough already.
 
Maybe they can reestablish contact in a few years.

Hopefully not. There's nothing for her to gain from it, except maybe a satisfying "Told you so!" once Liu has draggend him down into misery. Her selection criteria in possible boyfriends may be highly questionable if not downright creepy, but I certainly don't wish her getting front seats in the shit show that's unfolding right now.
 

Also don't take my word on this but apparently Sheep has cut complete contact with Mumkey.
While before she was only responding to him when he texted her.
Still looking into this so don't take my word.

Right I managed to get the guy to send me screenshots of what she said.
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Given all the shit Sheep has shown she's willing to put up with it, he must have had said something really fucking rude
 

Also don't take my word on this but apparently Sheep has cut complete contact with Mumkey.
While before she was only responding to him when he texted her.
Still looking into this so don't take my word.

Right I managed to get the guy to send me screenshots of what she said.
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Sheepover is too nice to a fault and doesn't deserve to get shit on by Mumkey.
She's gotta grow a god damned spine because Mumkey's just gonna keep being a cunt to her until she tells him to eat a family sized bag of shit.
 

Also don't take my word on this but apparently Sheep has cut complete contact with Mumkey.
While before she was only responding to him when he texted her.
Still looking into this so don't take my word.

Right I managed to get the guy to send me screenshots of what she said.
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I should have specified, I'm referring to the incident report written by the responding officers that Rackets said he'd look into getting.


Makes me wonder what Mumkey said since sheep was still willing to talk to him when he immediately was making jokes about the situation on Twitter after everything came out.
 
mumkey's 100% trying to play the usual "ignore it and act like there's nothing wrong but my ~depression~ until my core fanbase is rabid enough for me to make a comeback" but that's gonna be pretty hard when say, a ridiculous hyperbole situation happens such as your fiancee trying to groom teens to be underage playthings or the same person modding random borderline personality retards on your social platforms

somehow i feel like his plan's not gonna work for completely unknowable reasons that surely could not be prevented or fixed in any way. must be one of those random unlucky things like youtube unpersoning you or getting hit by lightning.
 
At this point you gotta ask what the fuck is wrong with asterios. Asterios moral codex right now :

BAD
*People saying tranny on a podcast is a big nono in fact so big of an offence that you have to try to shame them for it.
* The mexicans podcast
*Said mexican not paying my legal bills

GOOD
*Smoking tobacco and marry j almost everyday to the point of being a pathetic wretch.
*Accusing a tds guy? of sexual harrasment.
*My cohost dating a furry pedo

Could you imagine Mumkey coming out as natze? That would make him run for the hills.. Also after being shilled by almost every fucking person on my feed how hasn´t he got a better patreon?

OT : our boy mumkeys patreon isn´t goin so well...
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At this point you gotta ask what the fuck is wrong with asterios. Asterios moral codex right now :

BAD
*People saying tranny on a podcast is a big nono in fact so big of an offence that you have to try to shame them for it.
* The mexicans podcast
*Said mexican not paying my legal bills

GOOD
*Smoking tobacco and marry j almost everyday to the point of being a pathetic wretch.
*Accusing a tds guy? of sexual harrasment.
*My cohost dating a furry pedo

Could you imagine Mumkey coming out as natze? That would make him run for the hills.. Also after being shilled by almost every fucking person on my feed how hasn´t he got a better patreon?

OT : our boy mumkeys patreon isn´t goin so well...
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The increase in patrons just after the ban is insane. If he didn't go into retard mode after the ban and gave those patrons a reason to stick around his career could be at an all time high right now. But now he's just destined to fade into obscurity only to be remembered as that autist who married that pedophile
 
The same thing wrong with all LA Based Comedians. His moral relativism appears relative insofar how it profits him in the most literal sense of the word.
But wouldn´t he profited the most by just keeping up appernce on the dickshow? Most of his paypigges would have come from there? If he thought he would get a job at Disney he would be kidding himself, how fast would maddox write a "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" style letter to disney?
 
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