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I don't even care why she did it, @WogglebugLover if you really mean it good on you.
that fucker can find his next meal ticket.
Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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that fucker can find his next meal ticket.
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lmao @ my stupid ass for paying taxes every year when it just ends up being given to retards who, in turn, give it to random Nigerians in exchange for "business plans" written at the level of a fifth grader.
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Well at least you know the money is going towards someone living in poverty who has half a brain. Just not in your country.
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Tell him you need money for some groceries first.
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Jesus flipping Christ. This is just sad now.
Like, how did him asking for money for rent and groceries not ring any alarm bells for you?
Like, how did him asking for money for rent and groceries not ring any alarm bells for you?
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Finally read all the way to the end of this thread, I'm reeling from just how fucking bizarre this entire situation has become.
This seems to happen a lot with exceptional individuals nowadays, especially artfags---they believe that just by having what they think is a "million dollar idea" that they'll magically get noticed by someone important, get all the accolades, and have to do none of the actual legwork. It's the perfect fantasy for lazy, complacent autists, and it's no surprise she got duped so easily by someone barely concealing the fact that they're scamming her.
This seems to happen a lot with exceptional individuals nowadays, especially artfags---they believe that just by having what they think is a "million dollar idea" that they'll magically get noticed by someone important, get all the accolades, and have to do none of the actual legwork. It's the perfect fantasy for lazy, complacent autists, and it's no surprise she got duped so easily by someone barely concealing the fact that they're scamming her.
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Yes. At the moment it is.
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Despite the fact that “amazing ideas” are not what people in the industry want. No is one hurting for good ideas, they’re hurting for hard workers who will put in the goddamn time and effort to make it happen, and I mean TIME and insane amounts of EFFORT. Years of hard work and diligence and patience and not having an ego and being willing to work on other projects you don’t like, with people who might rub you the wrong way.
But I guess that’s not as easy and inspiring as “______ had one amaaaazing idea and now she’s a MILLIONAIRE!” fantasy stories.
They always make these movies and stories about Average Man having an idea and then some industry person comes along and exclaims “THAT’S A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA!!”, leading the average person to believe its the IDEA that’s worth a lot and sells. It’s never like that, not in movies, not in publishing, not anywhere. It’s a good idea combined with a hard worker who is reliable, meets all deadlines, works long, long dreary hours, can take criticism without throwing a strop about it and can work well with others. It’s a job, not a magical golden ticket to Wonka’s factory.
Everyone is having “amazing ideas” all day long in these industries. But few of those people are hard workers who are reliable, personable, easy to work with, can meet all deadlines with no excuses, willing to sacrifice comfort and routine to get the work done no matter what, stay up all night three days in a row to make a deadline, and more. THOSE people are the million-dollar rarities.
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Don't worry, she wasn't using her tard bucks to pay the scammer. She was begging her aunt and mother for money to give him. That's probably why she's so not fussed over all this... she personally isn't out a dime.
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Welp, I'd say I'm up to speed on this topic at the moment, and I guess what I've learned from this whole debacle is that some people are just that desperate to get scammed just to share their magnum opus to the world.
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These videos kinda remind me of Grum from Tim & Eric.
@WogglebugLover, if children's films don't pan out, there's always weird, off-putting comedy.
@WogglebugLover, if children's films don't pan out, there's always weird, off-putting comedy.
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Count me as another person who finally got caught up on this thread and hoo boy, it’s a doozy. It started bizarre and amusing (and got me missing good old Why God Why, we had fun on that website) but now it’s bizarre and more than a little bit sad.
This is not a person who should be allowed to live on her own and handle her own finances, and yet she desperately attempts both. She seems to have mellowed out quite a bit from her first days in this thread five years ago, but Cynthia’s dedication to promoting her weird oversized bedbug beau has just increased in scope and delusion. This is such a train wreck of a human being.
Seriously how did she not read that business plan??? I can’t believe Kiwi Farms just saved her from complete financial ruin by paying attention to what she didn’t bother with.
This is not a person who should be allowed to live on her own and handle her own finances, and yet she desperately attempts both. She seems to have mellowed out quite a bit from her first days in this thread five years ago, but Cynthia’s dedication to promoting her weird oversized bedbug beau has just increased in scope and delusion. This is such a train wreck of a human being.
Seriously how did she not read that business plan??? I can’t believe Kiwi Farms just saved her from complete financial ruin by paying attention to what she didn’t bother with.
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No Cynthia don't cut him off now, you're so close! You should apologize immediately. To show that you mean it send him at least $1000 and some nudes.
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All it takes for you to trust someone is to tell you that they like Wogglebug. You're a scammers wet dream. Manipulating you is insanely easy, so I doubt this is the last time you fell for a scammer.
Also, you might wanna look up what "scammer" means. You don't owe this asshat jack fucking squiddly.
He flattered her and her stupid imaginary bug friend, told her blatant lies about all the sweet dosh she's going to make and promised her fame in the future, once he's taken all the work off her back of making Wogglefuck a franchise worthy of Disney's Mickey Mouse.
She wants all this shit to be true, so she pays him with other people's money that is essentially worthless to her, cause she literally is too fucking dumb and delusional to even consider the possibility that other people do not think like her.
Do we know what Cynthia's mother and aunt work? Cause 2 grand isn't a sum to be sneezed at. I figure they worked their asses off to get this money and Cynthia blew it on some scamming nignog in Nigeria.
Well done, Cynthia. Well done.
At least this Simeon fucker now has a cool new suit of clothes.
Send these nudes to Deadpool first, so he can choose the best one for you.
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No. Under no circumstances should you send the nudes to me first. Nor post them in any manner I could see them. I would rather not gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
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I don’t know Cynthia, posting nude pictures here would definitely get a lot of attention to you and then you could use that attention to promote your awesome movie! You know how people get famous all the time for doing something silly online or in real life and then everyone knows their name, and then they get rich by using all that attention to sell merchandise and become singers? You should do that. Post nude selfies and use the quick celebrity to make Wogglebug the Movie finally a reality.
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While the attempts to get Lagoona to provide nudes was amusing because of the sort of person that Lagoona is, with Cynthia, it feels kind of sad.
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The "show" starts in 3 mins:
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Sylvie is still a flasher, I guess.
What's wrong with his... with HIM?
Also, holy shit. HOLY SHIT:
This is some "bad touch" stuff right there.