Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[I ain't having it]

But who would Mumkey's Dick be? Digibro? Fucking Asterios?

I think either Dick or Asterios

 

[DogEatDogFood]

So, he is cutting ties with Dick already. I think Rusty will be the next one to jump ship, followed by EmpLemon. With all the joking about sacking Mumkey out of SOTY, is gonna happen unironically at any moment

 

[Carcinogenesis]

So, he is cutting ties with Dick already. I think Rusty will be the next one to jump ship, followed by EmpLemon. With all the joking about sacking Mumkey out of SOTY, is gonna happen unironically at any moment

He's already cut ties with Rusty from what it seems.

 

[Marco Fucko]

>give up everything to be with a furry pedophile
>she chooses her 15 year old over you after a 5 minute chat
>"win" her back by proposing after crying and laughing in the shower



Also holy shit Mumkey equating his brother to not wanting to come over to his place while he's dating a pedophile to completely forsaking him and trying to argue that mass shooter was in the same situation is just wow. Keep going Mumkey, I wanna see how insane things can get.

 

[LofaSofa]

Some of the better comments.

Spoiler

Meatman appears.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

I honestly expect him to commit suicide. This isn't remotely funny, unless he ends up in a psych ward and makes an up hill battle of a turnaround.

Edit: The post above just made me laugh.

 

[Slap47]

But who would Mumkey's Dick be? Digibro? Fucking Asterios?

Rusty? How about rusty.

Mumkey's Dick is actually Digibro...

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Of course hes a yang gang supporter. No suprise there.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Oh boi, is finally happening

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Spoiler: Semi-personal tangent:

Some time ago, I was planning on making a thread for Tyler, sort of in the same vein as Metokur's. It wasn't going to be a lolcow thread to primarily focus on ridiculing him, but instead, one that would catalogue a lot of the weird drama and controversies that he seemed to run into. I actually liked the guy a bit on SOTY, along with some of the videos he made. Figured other Kiwis did too, and a thread talking about his videos + any new happenings could be worthwhile.

Flash forward to June, and I loosely hear about all this drama going down when Meatman's video goes up. I put up the thread in multimedia, assuming that it's just some dumb drama to talk about that would eventually blow over. Nope! Shit only continued to get worse and worse, to the point we're at now. And it's still not bad enough. I can guarantee you that Tyler will somehow find a way to reach a new low.

Ultimately for me, it really is surreal. I wanted to make a thread about Tyler, and ended up doing so. Just never would've expected it to be about all this shit.

 

[Relic 31]

I can’t wait for the video where he explains that she cheated on him with the 15 year old, got pregnant, and how he begged her to stay so he could raise the child.

Then the follow up video on how he’s going to prison because her internet conversations with underage boys are on his computer and he decided to take the rap for her.

 

[Slap47]

Why does this dude broadcast his personal life like a family vlogging channel? Literally all he'd have to do is say "I'm with the furry bitch now, if you dont like it I don't care." and then never talk about it again.

42:30ish he talks about how everything is going to be public anyway so why not broadcast it to the world. Bit of an odd thing considering he's not in trouble for jokes but rather things he's said and meant 100%.

 

[tuscangarder]

42:30ish he talks about how everything is going to be public anyway so why not broadcast it to the world. Bit of an odd thing considering he's not in trouble for jokes but rather things he's said and meant 100%.

He's dumb. The only reason why people keep going on about it is because he keeps addressing it and its obvious it bothers him.

 

[Super Book]

This whole time while I watched the video I was just thinking "How long until the divorce?"

 

[Roy Earle]

I used to think that Dick would be bad for mumkey but on further thoughts, Dick is the only who can save him from his retardation. I know I'm going to get hate from Asterios fans but Asterios have been shity friend, Asterios only cares about PR and dumb shit like porgs. If he actually cared than he go to Iowa instead of garfield eats opening in fucking toronto.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I watched most of that painful video, gist is that he proposed to Liu out of desperation. Liu picked Dylan over him after a brief call on Discord. Tyler broke down in the shower, laughing and crying. He proposed to her just so that he can cling on to the lunatic. He chose her in hopes of fixing her, I doubt it would work as two broken people can't help each other.

She just doesn't respect him at all, and doesn't feel any real loyalty to him. She was even eager to publicly humiliate him by talking shit and exposing dirt about him on a stream devoted to doing the same.
He's extremely naive and dumb about human nature and relationships if he really thinks anyone who's already shown they feel this way about you will completely switch up into a true and caring wifey, because you pathetically poured your heart out to them, and forgave the-I mean begged them to be with you. She sees him as even more of a sucker now, and probably likes him less with each day that passes that they're around eachother all day long.

I really hoped this was just a long con ruse where there was no cheating and Liu was just a normal person/artist. He's lying about trying to be nice to Sheepover, he's probably just hoping he can drag her to his level. I doubt he'll last a year, she'll most definitely leave him for dead considering how quick she was willing to ditch him for Dylan.

I thought it might've been some bullshit troll larping type of situation to stir up excitement and attention for awhile, but the longer it's gone on & the more I've read of this thread, it seems it isn't. It's just hard to fathom someone pushing themselves farther and farther into self-destructive cuckdom and shame like this. Publicly too, in front of a live audience that witnesses every shameful, depraved development!
And once a good chunk of that audience is gone, so is Mumkey's fiance. He's just a means to the most attention she's ever felt in her life, and that almost wasn't enough to lure her away from her latest statutory stud. My guess is that his romantic rival being too young to provide a couch for Pederast Liu to crash on is what tipped the scales in his disfavor.
At least the audience is guaranteed one final good show of content out of this, when Liu publicly trashes Mumkey post-abandoning him. Who knows how far she'll go to humiliate him at that point, after however many months of resentment have built up. I'm sure it'll play out across at least a few streams, and various forms of revenge porn, though

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Oh God, he is getting more and more delussional

 

[ECLIPSE 6969XXX]

It's surreal to watch literally everyone shaking their heads at this man. I've started to watch the new video - he is manic as FUCK! Whatever he is taking is not doing him any favours...

 

[Borzoi]

It's surreal to watch literally everyone shaking their heads at this man. I still have yet to watch the latest video... I'm excited. How low will he go?

It is going to be a wild ride and the best part is that he is going to share every single detail of his downward spiral with us.

Oh God, he is getting more and more delussional

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He is making a very good case against therapy and medication if his self-destructive behavior is the result of it.

 

[Roy Earle]

MUMKEY LOST
MUMKEY LOST
MUMKEY LOST
CAUSE HIS LIFE DECISIONS SUCK
MUMKEY LOST
MUMKEY LOST
MUMKEY LOST
SUICIDE IS THE ANSWER