Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Pomniman]

An observation (clips are from this: https://kiwifarms.net/data/video/832/832619-3a3ae094a5fc0395fa777d11b14ba22b.mp4 )

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It's a regular gay-reek tragedy. I guess algorithms are the modern Greek gods in the sense that they can have this sort of cosmic effect on unsuspecting dunces like Mumkey.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Dylans' video seems to have been privated

Well well well. Too bad I already own it.

Guess this means fuck off Lolito.

 

[Wooper]

Should Mumkey be tagged as a cuck? It's because the ladyboy left him for the fifteen year old before Mumkey got on his knee out of desperation & ask for her hand in marriage.

 

[Easterling]

Should Mumkey be tagged as a cuck? It's because the ladyboy left him for the fifteen year old before Mumkey got on his knee out of desperation & ask for her hand in marriage.

I don't even know who's cucking who anymore?

 

[Chiri]

I don't even know who's cucking who anymore?

Mumkey's just cucking himself at this point. Won't be too long before he cheats on Liu with death.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I wonder if Mumkey has any chance of redeeming himself after this horrible slow motion trainwreck that's been going on for the last few months?
i'm thinking probably not, especially considering he's shot back at people like Dick Masterson who actually tried to help him.

 

[Doug Walker's Dad]

I never really thought of a "good brother" in the context of profiting off of a sibling's bad decisions and self-destructive tendencies, but it's an original gimmick I guess

The Patreon was made years ago because Patchy wasn't calling Mumkey regularly or something. He didn't make it after all of this shit.

 

[Soggy Towel]

i take a break from paying attention to this shitshow for 5 minutes and it somehow gets worse. his new hour long video is a manic mess. clinging onto liu despite her clearly not feeling as strongly about the relationship as he does is hard to watch.

if he’s willing to commit to marriage to save the relationship, that terrifyingly hints at the possibility he will be the type to think having a bandaid baby will fix their future marriage the second he thinks she’ll attempt to run back to dylan again.

I don’t know why I feel so bad for him, but I do. especially when he admitted that he realized the nightmare he was in when he quit the meds cold turkey. he saw, with a clear mind, how truly horrible his current situation is, and i hope he doesn’t forget that moment of clarity and stops deluding himself.

 

[Metzger]

Mumkey really need to cool it with those SSRIs. He’s straight up channeling the Talmud in his new video. Very sad

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's poetry that Mumkey made fun of Maddox for being a cuck only to end up as one himself.

 

[Near]

 

[tantric_depressive]

this dude is 100% going to kill himself

Ooh yeah, he's fucked. I just saw all of this for the first time, and haven't seen his old videos, but he seems way on edge and irrational. Way too fatalistic too. Sure, he betrayed his gf and destroyed their relationship, but that's normal for people his age. It's not some extraordinary, life-ruining event. How he's reacted to it, and conducted himself after is what's really ruinous.
Also, he should leave the whole "Mumkey could only get me girlfriends" out of his public pity party. He's basically calling his ex-gf, and his current fiance both groupie hoes when he says that. Even if it's true, still not something he wants to be saying in a YouTube vid about the shorties he claims to care about. And what's up with his 3× count for getting laid as Mumkey? He's gotta be lumping all the times with Sheepover into 1, right?

Having known a lot of addicts, he's giving me a way worse vibe. He's talking about redemption and stuff, but he's exuding hopelessness.
There's a cognitive dissonance... A fundamental difference between his outlook, and the emotions that he's actually giving off and that's what's really worrying.
Despite the fact that he's a piece of shit, I don't want him to fucking die. But I don't think he'll make it through the year if something doesn't change.
Guy feels like a legitimate suicide risk.

I've known a lot of them too, I don't know what Mumkey's former default settings for stability, outlook, attitude, etc were like, except for the depression. It'll limit resistance to acceptance of narco-chemical assistance, especially if a person isn't vigilant about it, or is too friendly with degenerates who can get him shit.
I'd guess they had some involvement in his current state , whether it was weed & hallucinogens exacerbating his mental condition and causing after effects he's still dealing with, or a monkey found Mumkey and is still comfortable riding on back until the hard stuff ends the journey.
He does have a type of hopelessness I've seen in some addicts that are near rock bottom. Impending doom, no future, low self-worth and high self-loathing.
It was sorta scary to see, especially in some of the moments he'd be joking and laughing all weird, like he was close to losing control of both his manic laughter and mind
You're right on about the cognitive dissonance. It stood out as one of his consistent traits throughout all the clips. His thought processes are fucked, lead him into endless George Costanza Opposite Days when it comes to drawing logical conclusions and making decisions.

 

[变性黑鬼]

I don’t know why I feel so bad for him, but I do. especially when he admitted that he realized the nightmare he was in when he quit the meds cold turkey. he saw, with a clear mind, how truly horrible his current situation is, and i hope he doesn’t forget that moment of clarity and stops deluding himself.

You know, I'm going to get shit for this, but I don't even think he's in that bad of a nightmare.

-He has his Bic Boi House that he likes to brag about
-Bic Boi Car
-A cat
-Patreonbux (nosediving, but still)
-People that want his content
-A brother who he's emotionally manipulating into coming over and playing Super Smash
-A Sneaky Greek that feels really sorry for him
-SSRI that apparently stabilize his mood and make him not want to kill himself
-Talk Doctor to visit

I can think of two ways this could turn around and be an ok positive life for him.

Number one would be to unstick your dick in crazy. Pull out of Liu/Ashley, and send her packing back to her neglectful, alcoholic mom, constant fake suicide attempts, and grooming young boys by buying them Dark Souls III. Then figure out how to not get flagged as a spammer on Tinder so your swipes don't get blackholed or just fuck a different fangirl. Not everybody has fangirls to choose from. He should call into the Dick Show, disavow the whole affair and blame it on that sweet, sweet fangirl pussy.

Number two is he stays with Liu/Ashley and she eventually grows to love and respect him because he rescued her from her horrible life of drawing cub porn so she can buy Dark Souls III to groom 13 year old boys. Frankly, I even agree with Dick Masterson who said "the cub porn is not the problem, the grooming underage boys is the problem." Who cares if she's making bank by drawing degen drawings?

Unfortunately for our pal Tyler, the racket he created by all this hot gossip has caused the sleepy Moon to awake. Now, both its eyes are squarely upon him.

Will he secure the Liu nudes in time for the stream tomorrow? We shall see.

 

[Voltaire]

An observation (clips are from this: https://kiwifarms.net/data/video/832/832619-3a3ae094a5fc0395fa777d11b14ba22b.mp4 )

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He also said he installed bumble. Unless that works the same way? Then he wasn't completely in the wrong. Not exactly a watertight defense for trying to marry Liu though.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I don't think he's gonna be alive a year from now. It's amazing how fast he's nose-dived into insanity.

 

[Fish Doctor]

You know what always helps heal the depression? Talking about it nonstop. Mumkey found the miracle cure!

All joking aside, I feel bad for Dick. How many friends do you have to see spiral towards death until it really starts to fuck with you?

 

[Voltaire]

I don't think he's gonna be alive a year from now. It's amazing how fast he's nose-dived into insanity.

Or maybe his mental breakdowns are his new breadwinning videos since he can't talk about Elliot Rodger anymore.
>mfw he was just playing 8D underwater backgammon this whole time.

 

[Sen. Howell Tankerbell]

Maybe Mumkey isn't ignorant afterall.
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If this is meant to imply that Mumkey himself is a pedo-/ephebophile, I think that's a load of bullshit. The guy is just desperately clinging to the last bit of hope he has left, and unfortunately 'hope' in this case refers to an unsteady relationship with a pedophile. That's the only thing keeping him alive right now, really. The guy is a whole other level of fucked mentally right now, but he's not a pedo.

 

[BV 937]

It's unexpected but also shockingly unsurprising how much in common Mumkey has with the exact profile of people he chooses to make fun of. Wonder what that says about our community

Why does he think he needs to rush into a new relationship? If you're still sulking over your ex then you need time off of dating because even if you find a decent lay you'll still be moping around that she's not like the previous one.

It's because his entire mental well-being is dependent on his ability to be masculine in a relationship

 

[Sen. Howell Tankerbell]

It's unexpected but also shockingly unsurprising how much in common Mumkey has with the exact profile of people he chooses to make fun of. Wonder what that says about our community

What? You've never realised that the people who follow lolcows are often worse than the cows themselves?