Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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Bunny at Law said:
Mumkey is 22/23, which is when a lot of mental illnesses crop up. Could meds trigger some kind of manic condition? (I'm having a really hard time keeping this timeline straight).
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I've worked with people with legit conditions, temporary and permanent; without going in-depth their accounts typically were that the meds make you feel like a numb potato, and that's pretty much their intended effect.
Never personally heard of a med making someone manic.

Not to downplay mental health issues, but IMO Mumkey's problem is just a bad case of being a bitch.

Also every man experienced erectile disfunction of some kind, from numbness to outright inability to get it up. Enjoy the limp-dick Tyler.
 
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MCRonald said:
Before I go off on and make an Autistic response.
This is a joke yeah?
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I assume you haven't seen the video he dedicated pretty much solely to Susan after he got shoah'd off YT.
Of course it's a joke.
 
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I'm mostly looking for clips. I think I have the story down. If there's 100% something I need to show to present a clear picture of the rise and fall, let me see.
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I'm assuming you're more up to date on the fall than the rise. I'm a genuine fan of him, and here are what I think are his glory moments:

-Tyler records an audio book of Elliot Rodger's manifesto in his silly angry Mumkey voice, and proceeds to clickbait every embarrassing moment in The Supreme Gentleman's life for massive views
-He gets kicked off the Pro Crastinator's podcast without a word, and one of the fans cares enough to make an entire channel dedicated to exposing Digibro for being a manipulative cunt who keeps awful company. (this is how I found him!)
-A movie So Bad It Killed 7 People is a video making fun of Elliot's Dad making an abysmal documentary on humanity's connection with God, meanwhile his son becomes a spree killer.
-Mumkey tries to get Daddy Derek of Cool Cat fame to let him play the school shooter in Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting, in exchange for leveraging his fandom to get the $20k to fun the creation of the movie. Daddy Derek takes the money and skedaddles, changing the title of the film. Mumkey makes it up to his fandom by making a pretty funny school shooting movie for like $5. Just going to link to this video because I'm tired and lazy.
-He makes a documentary about an old web series he used to watch, which was decently interesting. Then, the creator of said webseries gets enormously pissed at him for daring to interview his former co-star, whomst's girlfriend he slept with.

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I dunno Mumkey, this post took like 30 minutes, but I honestly had a great time. This is what bothers me, even though I hope he does not kill himself or fully drive his career into the dirt and then kill himself, is that his finest moments were him retelling the story of someone else. Sometimes in a less-than-kind way.

Tyler has often made a big deal out of the importance of originality. I agree to some extent. He has criticized Digibro for daring to call himself an artist, even though he only makes anime reviews that are by nature derivative of the original work. But I would take Tyler's videos lambasting the Supreme Gentleman over his original short films any day. They're fun!
 
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Subjected myself to the entire hour video while falling asleep and then rewatched the parts I dozed to.
I give Tyler until the end of this year or early next year at the latest.

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What I see in him is a man trying so hard to convince himself that things will be okay and deluding himself by any means necessary. Liu is his thread for holding onto his sanity because he's fully aware, deep down of how badly he fucked up by sticking his dick in her in the first place.
He even admits that he gave up everything for Liu and that Sheepover had done nothing wrong. He's under the immature belief that because he gave up everything for Liu, she should stay with him and be loyal to him.
When he's talking about how in just five minutes of talking to Dylan, Liu chose him, after Tyler destroyed his life and reputation for her...you can really see him trying to hold it together.

He doesn't realize that he doesn't really love Liu. He wants his choices and his mistakes to not go to waste.
I'm not that much older than Tyler but you get to a point, eventually, when you come to accept that your mistakes in life don't go to waste because you learn something.
Well. Some people get to that point. It's a hard thing to accept and from what I've seen most people don't accept it until they've really, really fucked up and even then some people never do be it their pride or autism.

As edgy as Dylan's video is I can't help but believe him that Liu is saying she's unhappy with Tyler. I think it's obvious that she's playing both of them but she intends to use Tyler for what she can mainly a place to stay right now if her home life is really that broken.
Dylan and Tyler are both cucks for letting this girl use both of them.

Tyler feels a huge displacement between himself and his Mumkey persona. All the downvotes on these videos that are hour long monologues about his life are validating his idea that people like Mumkey but not Tyler--ignoring the fact that it's because viewers aren't supporting his bad life choices.
A good 80% of the comments are people trying to give him advice and save him some sorrow. Their pleas and any wisdom fall on deaf ears.

Because viewers only like Mumkey and not Tyler this is chipping further at his already low self-esteem and the Tindr incident delivered the finishing blow.
When he's talking about how things have been with him and Liu and insists things have been good between them, the way he's gazing off to the side and the hollowness in his voice tell me that he's speaking to himself more than to us.
This is a broken man putting on the face of someone holding it together but the mask is cracking and when Liu finally leaves him for good and goes back to her boytoy in Alabama (because who are we kidding she's not going to face legal consequences for this ever) Tyler is going to lose it and try to neck himself.
It's a not a question of "if", it's a question of "when" and we might as well take a seat and get comfortable.

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This person cheats on multiple women and thinks he's going to get a stable relationship afterwards? How delusional is he?
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A stable relationship with a girl who has already said she wanted to be with someone else at that.
He doesn't seem to grasp the idea of being single for a while and just focusing on yourself. He's way too emotionally dependent on relationships.
 
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Mumkey literally cannot let Liu go at this point. If he did he'd be admitting that all the bridges he burned and credibility he's pissed away in the last couple months were for nothing. He has to do everything he can to keep her at this point, despite her not even wanting to be there.
This is also why he will never admit that Liu is a completely trash person and why he keeps acting like her being a pedophile is no big deal. It's all psychological self-defense.
If Mumkey actually casts Liu out, it's going to come side by side with a suicide attempt, mark my words.
 
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Alan Naismith said:
Mumkey literally cannot let Liu go at this point. If he did he'd be admitting that all the bridges he burned and credibility he's pissed away in the last couple months were for nothing. He has to do everything he can to keep her at this point, despite her not even wanting to be there.
This is also why he will never admit that Liu is a completely trash person and why he keeps acting like her being a pedophile is no big deal. It's all psychological self-defense.
If Mumkey actually casts Liu out, it's going to come side by side with a suicide attempt, mark my words.
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Agreed. This isn't the mumkey I know. It would be great if he would just let go of his pedophile girlfriend and get some help. But I don't think that's going to happen without him attempting or committing suicide.
 
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Stoned Alex Jones said:
Mumkey thinks his life is a badass tv show

Too bad it's an Ed Wood tier movie instead
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Should've watched Bojack Horseman so that he could realize that he's just romanticizing failure and suffering to make himself feel better and like there will be a proper resolution. The reality is that it won't be neatly cleaned-up and he's just gonna become an internet punchline and that he's just gonna become more of a failure and/or off himself.
 
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