🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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When has that ever stopped you before, Ralph?
 
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We've got a cow crossover with Kitty Styles, potentially.
 
Liquid Cool said:
Shocked we're allegedly getting a show tonight. I'll listen live - for old time's sake.
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He's gonna have some guy called Orwell & Goode on as a guest, guy has a doge with 'Deal with it' glasses on it as his profile pic so I'm sure he's going to be a high caliber guest. Also looks like he's gonna try cashing in on the Epstein stuff and shit on JF in the process (he probably watched Jim's stream this morning.

Ralph seems to have a set group of people that he shits on discusses on his fine program, he's getting to the point where you could easily make a game on the individual or group that's the target of his ire for the day, so I'll take this opportunity to present... THE WHEEL OF GUNT!!!!
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Smarty Pants said:
I take full responsibility for derailing this thread. Has Ralph been up to anything lately?
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Ralph has been up to his usual shit from what I've cared to pay attention to, shitting on ex fans paypigs (archive) and being obnoxious on Twitter. What I find very odd is that for someone who was popping pills and too drunk to stream a couple weeks back he's been acting fairly "sober", it's strange he was near a complete mental breakdown last week and now it's like nothing happened.. what gives? Has he already stopped taking pills and lowered the amount of alcohol and trash burger intake? Or did Ralph feel left out that he didn't get his easily clippable "STAY BACK" moment that Warski had and decided to manufacture one of his own to generate buzz and sympathy? It's very strange, and the fact that people like Dick Masterson and whoever this Orwell guy is that are giving Ralph the time of day by showing up to his show is equally strange... I get a weird feeling there's more going on behind the scenes that we're not currently privy to... or my exceptionalism is kicking in and I'm overthinking a fat drunk idiot's intentions. Still, the fact that Ralph is somehow still around and people are still brain dead enough to watch his shitty show and give him money to fuel his addictions make me wonder if he has a little bit of Italian/Polish/Pig/Roach blood in him.
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Squire of Gothos said:
He's gonna have some guy called Orwell & Goode on as a guest, guy has a doge with 'Deal with it' glasses on it as his profile pic so I'm sure he's going to be a high caliber guest.
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He's the milquetoast Jazzhands McFeels of twitter, basically.
Squire of Gothos said:
I get a weird feeling there's more going on behind the scenes that we're not currently privy to... or my exceptionalism is kicking in and I'm overthinking a fat drunk idiot's intentions.
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I don't think anything is going on, he's trying to make himself relevant again as usual. That's why he'll likely go hard on JF especially since Jim mentioned it.
 
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I don't think I'm going to continue to archive this shit on YT. I only started because I thought it was the end. Now it appears he's gotten his shit together enough to not be obviously wasted on air.
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I feel you on that one... I used to archive the killstream after YT yeeted them after the healstream. Then in march he went on to rebrand to TRR and I couldn't really be arsed.
Looks like I haven't missed anything of value with the great exception of the pillstream. I might add that one to the archives tho... just out of spite.
 
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Sam Losco said:
I don't think I'm going to continue to archive this shit on YT. I only started because I thought it was the end. Now it appears he's gotten his shit together enough to not be obviously wasted on air.
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<David Attenborough voice> Realising they will have to wait longer than expected for their meal, the vultures begin to stop circling and look for an animal closer to death. The Gunt has taken a beating but it will live to fight another day </David Attenborough voice>
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
<David Attenborough voice> Realising they will have to wait longer than expected for their meal, the vultures begin to stop circling and look for an animal closer to death. The Gunt has taken a beating but it will live to fight another day </David Attenborough voice>
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I tried to laugh at Mumkey but honestly he's always been so damn boring on every level I can't muster enough energy to care. It would be like following a rando homeless dude and laughing at everything he does.
 
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Ralph has been covering the Mumkey debacle on TRR. I haven't tuned in for quite some time, but it's been an enjoyable show so far. He claims to have been sober for 18 days. I don't know if I believe him - but he sounds quite chipper and totally switched on, and has owned up to how important it is to take the advice of people around you....y'know, when they're all shouting the same fucking thing. The tone of the show reminds me of this time last year. Perhaps the gunt has risen from the ashes, at least partially.
 
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ECLIPSE 6969XXX said:
Ralph has been covering the Mumkey debacle on TRR. I haven't tuned in for quite some time, but it's been an enjoyable show so far. He claims to have been sober for 18 days. I don't know if I believe him - but he sounds quite chipper and totally switched on, and has owned up to how important it is to take the advice of people around you....y'know, when they're all shouting the same fucking thing. The tone of the show reminds me of this time last year. Perhaps the gunt has risen from the ashes, at least partially.
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I hope so. It's fun to rip on him but he's sort of likable and I genuinely don't wish anything bad on him. I hope he gets his shit together. He seems legitimately remorseful in his past couple of posts talking about how he shouldn't have attacked people for trying to help him. Of course, if he fucks up, I'm still gonna laugh.
 
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