BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Shokew said:
I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!
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"Die Chris, Die!"
 
Hmm. Ya know, for someone who says that he's a Goddess, he's got these powers, he cares about his fans blah blah blah...

When was the last time he tried to raise money for someone else? Apart from that damn lemonade thing like 12 years ago...

God what is that thing under American hedgehogs Avatar? "I got caught up in my altruism or something..." Not upset, just disappointed that fatty can't even phantom others might be need or want to go Bullshitcon. Just a disappointment. Not surprised. But...you wonder sometimes...
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If only there was some kind of arrangement where you could do some sort of chores or effort for someone and in exchange, they gave you money
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I have an arrangement for Chris. All he has to do is be my human billboard in Sandtown, Baltimore, for 6 hours at $100 a pop. That takes care of his accommodations expenses.

Oh, and this is the sign he'll be wearing:
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Glassshardballpit said:
Hmm. Ya know, for someone who says that he's a Goddess, he's got these powers, he cares about his fans blah blah blah...

When was the last time he tried to raise money for someone else? Apart from that damn lemonade thing like 12 years ago...

God what is that thing under American hedgehogs Avatar? "I got caught up in my altruism or something..." Not upset, just disappointed that fatty can't even phantom others might be need or want to go Bullshitcon. Just a disappointment. Not surprised. But...you wonder sometimes...
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The Lemonade thing was so he could get an exclusive Lego set tie-in and he moved the location and dates three times (his house, in front of an abandoned Circuit City, The Church) until it was simply a card table, a bowlful of ice and some bottled Simply Lemonade at the church picnic. The online donation site was a hoot. He said it was for Bob who had died from cancer (he died from congestive heart failure which was not caused by cancer). He let Rocky handle delivering the money to the Alex's Lemonade Stand Charity, I think part of this also satisfied his "community service" obligation from the Snyder Case.
 
Skips said:
"Die Chris, Die!"
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"No one who speaks German could be an evil man Kiwi."

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If only there was some kind of arrangement where you could do some sort of chores or effort for someone and in exchange, they gave you money
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That's something "Ordinary" people do. Chris, being "Extraordinary," has "continued on."

"Quote Me, The Ordinary settle with their jobs, while the Extraordinary continue on." -- Chris being delusional again
 
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Xochi said:
Chris is definitely not the worst pony fan in existence. The brony fandom has rapists, diaper fetishists, inflation fetishists, guro/CP artists, kiddie fiddlers, people who stalk voice actresses and people who genuinely fuck horses. By comparison, Chris is just a harmless dipshit who creeps out the people he meets because he doesn't have a good grasp of social boundaries and he's ugly. That's most bronies though.

Also, no one at BronyCon would engage Chris in a physical confrontation. They're literally ALL emaciated nerds. It's probably the only place in the world where Chris could get into a fight and have a good chance of winning it.
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I've been thinking this for a while. The brony fandom has some serious freaks. Only the furry fandom beats them in the number of rapists, animal fuckers, and pedophiles infesting it. Chris is an idiot, and a manchild, but his a-logs act like he fucks infants on a daily basis.
It's like that guy who had a well built in Africa just to one-up DSP. If you're that desperate to prove you're better than some autist online, that's absolutely pathetic.
 
Arctic Fox said:
I've been thinking this for a while. The brony fandom has some serious freaks. Only the furry fandom beats them in the number of rapists, animal fuckers, and pedophiles infesting it. Chris is an idiot, and a manchild, but his a-logs act like he fucks infants on a daily basis.
It's like that guy who had a well built in Africa just to one-up DSP. If you're that desperate to prove you're better than some autist online, that's absolutely pathetic.
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That’s probably the mindset behind having Chris at BronyCon. The desperation of proving they’re all better than Chris. In my opinion, the Bronies are one of the worst w€€ns than Chris can get:
 
Cedric_Eff said:
That’s probably the mindset behind having Chris at BronyCon. The desperation of proving they’re all better than Chris. In my opinion, the Bronies are one of the worst w€€ns than Chris can get:
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I know Chris is low hanging fruit, but they're not wrong. It's like a thin woman going to a club with her fat friends only on a massive level. I mean, did you see him at the Grand Galloping Gala? On the other hand, it's too easy. A 5-year-old who picks his nose and eats it looks like Brad Pitt when compared a 37 year old, who just offered to sell his bath water online just so he can drive to another city and be ignored by social pariahs.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Hmm. Ya know, for someone who says that he's a Goddess, he's got these powers, he cares about his fans blah blah blah...

When was the last time he tried to raise money for someone else? Apart from that damn lemonade thing like 12 years ago...

God what is that thing under American hedgehogs Avatar? "I got caught up in my altruism or something..." Not upset, just disappointed that fatty can't even phantom others might be need or want to go Bullshitcon. Just a disappointment. Not surprised. But...you wonder sometimes...
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Pretty much all Chris thinks about is himself. Even if he does donate to any cause, he will make sure to physically link - um tweet everyone.

Which is ironic with him talking about such issues as kindness, unless he is the recipient of it.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Didn't Chris stay in an air b&b place in a really rough area of Baltimore last year? @Marvin ?
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It wasn't really rough, because really rough by Baltimore standards means bombed out. But it was a poorer neighborhood that I'd keep my wits about me walking around at night, preferably avoiding doing that to begin with.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
What fun is there at BronyCon to begin with?
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Well, assuming you’re a fan of the show, there’s probably quite a bit of fun to be had. The con brings in voice actors to talk and do signings, they probably bring in folks from the show to have panels discussing the show, there are merchants selling all sorts of pony gear, and there are a bunch of like-minded fans with whom you can meet and talk about your interests.

Like, we all laugh about how weird the fandom is (and, for the record, I think it’s pretty fucked up) but replace the MLP topic with whatever you’re into (comics, SF, movies, video games, anime, etc.) and tell me you wouldn’t have fun at a place like that.
 
Plot twist: Bronycon in Baltimore doesn't exist and the actual one takes place in E
Cedric_Eff said:
What fun is there at BronyCon to begin with?
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I would say to meet the show production crew, voice actors, buy something from Hasbro, buy something from other fans, sing pony shanties; and most of all, meeting other bronies and forget about them in the next day unless he's a talented person on youtube.
For Chris, he only has one chance to tell the amination studio about the pony queen's non-life threatening demands
 
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