Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen - Filing photos of his own children with the copyright office so he can sue the KF for that sweet, sweet brand ownership.

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Zero Day Defense said:
yo you literally-- not figuratively, L I T E R A L L Y-- doxed the wrong person when you tried going after @emspex
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I dunno. I like the story idea of a basic becky from Kansas who publicly tweets about her church socials, does philanthropy work, is a nurse and makes PG-13 jokes having a secret life where she is an admin on a "dark web" autism forum that literally murders trannies.
 
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BigRuler said:
>the purpose of doxxing is to enable in-person harassment
you are gravely mistaken mister rabbi
the purpose of doxing you is not to "enable in-person harassment" of you or your family, but to mock and ridicule you on the internet. that is all.
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I thought it was so I know where to avoid going lest I encounter a lawyer so filled with tard-cum it's leaking out of his mouth, or accidentally see one of his children and go blind from the sight of their unfortunately over-sized facial features.

It's not the kid's fault their dad is an idiot who proudly gargles tard-cum on the internet. They didn't ask for those ears. I legitimately wish them the best, and think they have a better than average chance to turn out ok. Between their midlife crisis lesbian mother, and moron of a religious fundamentalist father, they've already likely got it a bit rough. Looking like the way they do, they're probably more prone to developing their minds than average kids. This, along with their mother repeatedly slagging their father in front of them for his stupid decisions might actually make them learn from his mistakes (like publicly doxing yourself and your kids before wading into tard-cum wrestling matches on twitter). That means they'll hopefully become productive members of society, and if their hebrew god smiles on them, they might even be lucky enough to grow into their features.
 
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BigRuler said:
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cant wait for the super lawyer brigade to send legal threads to null, it's gonna be great fun
also lmao at this turboboomer thinking that email addresses (with confirmation!) will help him discover kiwis identities
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Looked up his lawyer page:

Ethan Jacobs - Holland Law

Ethan Jacobs is an experienced San Francisco Lawyer + Top San Francisco Litigator and problem solver. Clients are from industries including software, entertainment, private equity, real estate, and solar energy.
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He's basically a copyright lawyer who argues for causes drenched in soy.
 
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ShortRound said:
https://twitter.com/ethanjacobslaw/status/1149106939999084544
Another super lawyer
Edit I was only kidding but fuck he is a super lawyer too
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I am never going to respect super lawyers after this.
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cant wait for the super lawyer brigade to start sending legal threazs to null, it's gonna be great fun
also lmao at this turboboomer thinking that email addresses (with confirmation!) will help him discover kiwis identities, can't wait to see his reaction when all he gets is a bunch of "niggerfaggot241523@throwawayemail.com" addresses
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Uh oh @Null looks like they totally tracked you down :story:
 
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BigRuler said:
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cant wait for the super lawyer brigade to start sending legal threazs to null, it's gonna be great fun
also lmao at this turboboomer thinking that email addresses (with confirmation!) will help him discover kiwis identities, can't wait to see his reaction when all he gets is a bunch of "niggerfaggot241523@throwawayemail.com" addresses
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Reminder to everyone to use burner emails. Proton Mail is a good one. Requires no identifying information and is based in Switzerland.
 
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In Heaven said:
Let's be fair, he already lives in Long Island (or, as it's more commonly known as, hell). Showing his address is practically a cry for help.
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I see Long Island as the 'nobody cares' part of NYC, like Queens. Brooklyn and Bronx are generic poor black people and poor East European middle of nowhere white people .
 
BigRuler said:
if you want serious privacy/anonymity then TOR is the way to go.
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TOR is more of an INCONVENIENCE than a serious attempt to anonymize yourself. Your avg cybersluuf will be cockblocked by TOR but if they want you, they will find you even through TOR.
 
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