DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

He sits alone and talks to himself for 10 years now. He has already lost his mind. Sure you can argue that the people in chat are real, but the schizophrenic man yelling on the street corner talks to people he thinks are real too.

I was thinking more some kind of meltdown that ends in his death or jail.

 

[bearsintrees]

Is he legit scared Kat will leave him because of that? Or is she actually that paranoid? I mean, those that cheat are always paranoid that their partner will cheat too..

I think it's more likely that because Phil absolutely knows that Kat's a cheater after maybe not knowing when they got together, and cheaters always cheat again, Phil's enormously cucked by the looming threat. Yes Kat, whatever you say Kat, please don't make a new twitter and dm another creator about capture software Kat. She was with someone who was financially stable and provided for her, but when it went downhill she was online immediately looking for a new guy. That's 100% been on Phil's mind since Tevin revealed it, and probably why he married (?) her so quickly.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Let's be honest, the dumb bitch has buyer's remorse and I'm sure it shows.

And the one thing I believe Subaru about is she's the kind of cunt who refuses to budge a centimeter on her dumbshit opinions. Phil does this too, so fair play, but once she's made a snap judgement she will do literally anything to justify it and won't even pretend to go along with something. If Phil wanted pizza she probably didn't even humor him, just sullenly allowed herself to be dragged along with much eye rolling and sulking and passive aggressive tuning out.


Now that they're married, she can try less and get more. She's dumb, but she's not stupid. Especially since she has a real job (the one thing her and his mom probably agreed on).

Michigan is a fuck, I live with these people. I know her kind. Midwest townies are a very special breed of crazy that is entirely centered around making anyone around them suffer.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He sits alone and talks to himself for 10 years now. He has already lost his mind. Sure you can argue that the people in chat are real, but the schizophrenic man yelling on the street corner talks to people he thinks are real too.

i moved away from where i grew up awhile and tbh after having 2 years of mostly online only interaction there is a gap. You need some real life interaction or else you go crazy. Phil talking to Kat for a couple hours a day isn't enough. I would talk to my roommates when they got home from work but it just wasn't enough interaction. I was like phil I didn't have coworkers to talk to it was just me and my thoughts all day. He's been doing this 10 years like his mind must be rotted. It might be different if you're comfortable financially but I doubt phil is. He's not living alone doing whatever fuck he wants he's struggling to survive while pretending to talk to online people in a chatbox.

 

[bearsintrees]

We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

 

[Freshtodeath]

can't afford 60 dollars in cash or credit. Kat can't venmo you 60 dollars? like c'mon dude. You gotta be really fucking broke to not afford 60 dollars.

 

[Adamska]

Pig must be oinking for someone to buy it for him then or is just still too much of a bitch to nut up and say he doesn't want to play it. Either way GG on losing a game that your weeb base might throw pennies at you for playing Dave; apparently you'll be a broke fucktarded manchild no matter how much money the retards you exploit throw at you.

 

[bearsintrees]

Pig must be oinking for someone to buy it for him then or is just still too much of a bitch to nut up and say he doesn't want to play it. Either way GG on losing a game that your weeb base might throw pennies at you for playing Dave; apparently you'll be a broke fucktarded manchild no matter how much money the exceptional individuals you exploit throw at you.

Yeah, he's definitely trying to bait someone into buying it tonight from his wishlist to see if that's a sustainable grift. So far it's gotten him a bunch of trolling and a long time contributor bought him a lemon controller, so he's at a net loss. He needs this obvious, desperate win.

Some time before FF9, probably even during his prestream, we'll get a story about an "anonymous donator" paying for the game, proving that his haters all prematurely predicted the wagequit, his fans are true heroes and you could be one of them for just a small fee, and that the wishlist was an amazing game changing idea that's saving the business.

So it goes.

 

[harbinger]

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We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

I really wish he hadn’t blahked me on Twitter (the only time he seems to successfully blahk). I genuinely want to ask him if his loving wife wouldn’t give him the money to buy the game.

 

[Pargon]

I hope this latest break in his inflexible, uncompromising, carved-by-Hammurabi schedule causes him such stress as to crash right into another debilitating, life-threatening common cold.

Goodness, how awful that would be.

 

[OneDaySon]

Something to point out while its still fresh - In all the whole resistance to doing anything flirty towards completely fictional characters in video games now because he's married and shit, he always says the same line, you can hear it here too: https://twitter.com/DSPArchives/status/1149015258792681474 "I don't need to do that." So its sort of an admittance that before he felt the need to do that as a replacement for a relationship? Thats why he did that shit? Not for comedy or for story reasons or to unlock more content? He did it to make himself feel better?

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

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We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

As a fan of Dragon Quest Builders it makes me glad to know he won't be able to play it, at least not on release.

 

[bearsintrees]

Friday - "Sadly I was unable to afford"
Saturday - "(if I can afford it)"
Sunday - "Dragon Quest Builders 2" with a wordpad cursor behind it



I WONDER IF HE WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT SOON

 

[Coin Ops]

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We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

Goodbye dignity.

 

[actually]

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We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

First 10 days of the month, he's gotten $1000 in tips (roughly) and also got his Patreon money already. Literally no reason he couldn't have gotten it, especially given that he had like $5k in tips last month + ~$3k from his mid-month Twitch payment. He's 100% fishing.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

So I guess this is officially the next scam? He’s either going to hardcore beg his fans to buy every game directly now or he just won’t play it, or maybe at least games he’s not 100% invested in(the non big boy triple A games)

My question is how many years off are we from the next level where darks fans are the ones playing the game for him as well?

After that I guess the next step up would be entirely removing himself from the stream while his fans buy and play the games and send dark all the money, maybe his twitch channel will be like his own private television channel but for speds playing games.

I’ve joked about this a ton about how 90% of the time while he’s playing he’s so lifeless and still his face cam could legit fool someone into thinking it’s just a JPEG on the screen, but he may be able to make that a reality while his fans are playing. He’ll be starting off at the sceen watching them play while raking in the money from the first floor watching wrestling.

 

[Pargon]

First 10 days of the month, he's gotten $1000 in tips (roughly) and also got his Patreon money already. Literally no reason he couldn't have gotten it, especially given that he had like $5k in tips last month + ~$3k from his mid-month Twitch payment. He's 100% fishing.

Refusing to buy games with his own money. Now just a short half-step away from holding his streams hostage until he gets a specific contribution amount. Mark my words, he'll get there.

 

[Noob-Noob]

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We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

 

[jdoe2]

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We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

That $100 tip he got a few days ago while playing Mario Maker 2? Never happened.

 

[actually]

Refusing to buy games with his own money. Now just a short half-step away from holding his streams hostage until he gets a specific contribution amount. Mark my words, he'll get there.

The craziest part...this wasn't a surprise release. He's literally been planning on playing it. How the actual fuck do you not just go ahead and order it?