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I know we're on to the new Leanna stuff, but since I wasn't here when Phil did the "We hated our trip to Connecticut even though I got married", shit like that is WHY people start wondering if it's all a scam. It sounds insane, but then when someone gets married AND sees his parents for, as Phil said, possibly the last time, and his main memory of it all is the bad traffic and weather, it's hard to not wonder if the marriage is real. If it meant so little, why do it? Well, maybe for the bux...and a conspiracy theory is born.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
If it meant so little, why do it? Well, maybe for the bux...and a conspiracy theory is born.
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maybe the money his mom gave him was tied to a ring
maybe kat wanted a bit more control over him
maybe phil goes through the motions so he can brag about being a MAHTRUE ADUHLT, and now that the honey moon is over he doesn't care, he got his fix
 
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All the restaurants are insanely pricey, overpriced to be honest. The places he shops at are local grocers that are insanely pricey and as said by a prestream before, he refuses to shop anywhere else because since the stuff at walmart is cheap, it must be lower quality. Cause TV dinners are apparently quality or something. I think this is further proof that yes, DSP can get the amount of money he has and be broke, he's just that shit of a spender. None of it goes towards his debts or bills. Its to maintain his fancy lifestyle.
 
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"PandaREE69 cheered and asked if I miss my ex-girlfriend and have seen how she looks in her healthy new relationship. What an idiot! Of course I don't! I'm a, uh ... happily married man you troll! I don't care if Leanna has a new boyfriend who doesn't have to e-beg to make a living! I mean, why would I even look leanna up and see how she looks now?! Kat is the only woman I care about, ack ack ack! What a troll. What a stupid troll! Now let's go ahead and get you up on the leaderboard..."
 
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All the restaurants are insanely pricey, overpriced to be honest. The places he shops at are local grocers that are insanely pricey and as said by a prestream before, he refuses to shop anywhere else because since the stuff at walmart is cheap, it must be lower quality. Cause TV dinners are apparently quality or something. I think this is further proof that yes, DSP can get the amount of money he has and be broke, he's just that shit of a spender. None of it goes towards his debts or bills. Its to maintain his fancy lifestyle.
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phil, this is the same hungry man from the other store
BUT DIS ONE IS 2 DAHLAAHS MORE THAT MEANS ITS HIGHER KWAHLITY, SOUND GOOD?!
how can it be different when it's made by the same company?
*does a strange leaning motion*
 
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ZehnBoat said:
phil, this is the same hungry man from the other store
BUT DIS ONE IS 2 DAHLAAHS MORE THAT MEANS ITS HIGHER KWAHLITY, SOUND GOOD?!
how can it be different when it's made by the same company?
*does a strange leaning motion*
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More like quietly murmers he still wants the more expensive Schwans or Stouffer while weebling and wobbling, maybe even a T pose if he's that scared. Then a few hours and a shot of gin later he peacocks on stream and snorts and honks about the granny worker who tried to help him get his wopLARP version of tendies and how fucking stupid she was and how smart and not pathetic he is.
 
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Phil is driven by routine. It doesn't matter if he loves or hates Fred Myer, the Ramen place, the mall, etc. It only matters that it is part of the routine.

I am not the first or the last person to say this but DSP is a really boring guy in real life.
 
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Bahahaha, how did he do it lads? How did he let her slip through his fingers? Sometimes I get angry thinking about how Pig is gonna get away with it, he's gonna keep thieving and bilking wheelchair symbols for their disability checks and get away clean. Then I remember this ,the biggest L he ever took, the most important thing he lost. And it makes it better again.
 
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DSP started the stream at 10:18 AM, but hasn't done his "wassap" routine in streamchat yet, like he usually does. Odd.

-edit- Ah, he finally showed up at 10:29.

Oof, and I think I know what kind of mood he is in today...

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Big yikes.

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Calls today's stream a "chill stream". :story:
 
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Yep. Pig's mad that Leanna doesn't give a shit about him anymore and has completely moved on right down to dating someone else with no form of regret. That or he's mad the retards he exploits did not in fact give him the game and so he will now have to fake an anonymous donor to "guilt" them and spend that 100k/year money on it. Or maybe he had to listen to Kat berate him and he's drunkenly taking it out on his audience.

Needless to say, Pig is miserable, and he wants to share that pain like the petty teenage girl he is at heart.
 
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DSP started the stream at 10:18 AM, but hasn't done his "wassap" routine in streamchat yet, like he usually does. Odd.

-edit- Ah, he finally showed up at 10:29.

Oof, and I think I know what kind of mood he is in today...

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Big yikes.

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"time to clean up this place a bit today"

Oh, his office? His house? His life?

No, the streamchat that has people poking fun at his self-inflicted misery. That's what warrants his attention and efforts. The thing harming his ego.

Are you aware how laid bare people see you, Phil? When you lie and obfuscate and mock to deflect and diminish, do you know that people see you, as you are, still? People much less intelligent than you understand you for who and what you are. Delete all the tweets you like. Ban and block and insult and threaten as you will. So long as your livelihood remains on the same track then six days out of the week, every week, you don't belong to yourself. You are not your own man. Every thirteen year old with two quarters to rub together is your employer, your foreman, your owner. And you can never, ever hide yourself away from them. They see you.

We see you.
 
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big ups liquid richard said:
Imagine giving DSP money just to have him ban you. "Toxicity_Frog" you aren't too bright.
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Of course he isn't; the last batch of fans of Pig are honest to god mentally disabled people since all the kids grew up by this point basically. Well that and the hate-crush fans who don't realize they make Pig look smart when they do this since he can just honk and ban with no real rise out of it.
 
Comma said:
DSP started the stream at 10:18 AM, but hasn't done his "wassap" routine in streamchat yet, like he usually does. Odd.

-edit- Ah, he finally showed up at 10:29.

Oof, and I think I know what kind of mood he is in today...

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Big yikes.

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Calls today's stream a "chill stream". :story:
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Was Toxicity a troll or just collateral damage in Daves ongoing spiral into oblivion? It's a strange thing to get banned for unless he's a known troll.
 
Some interesting bits from the pre-stream:

- said he couldn't buy Dragon Quest Builders 2 because he had to clear bills
- said he isn't blaming anyone but himself for that (wow)
- "Depending on how today's streams go, I could buy and play DQB2 tomorrow" (holding a game hostage in order to get donation)
- said he's not sure the upcoming Twitch payment (July 15th) will be enough to get him out of the red
- ranted about "people who are corrupt and fucked in the head, fucking disgusting slugs of life" who kick him while he's down and said that they should focus on improving their own life instead of hating on others (*ahem* ProJared *ahem*)
- people should tip him so he can use those funds immediately to pay bills and "buy games" (while... being deep in the red?)
- hoedortag, a 5-year-long follower, cheered and asked him if he ever seeked help with his finances and that it looks like a spending problem. He got mad and said what he does with his finances is no one's business (lol)
- someone mentioned him saying people should not kick other while they're down while he shat on ProJared. DSP's mental gymnastics answer: ProJared treated me badly, so that's different, it was his comeuppance
- tells someone to "fuck off" again asking about his finances, "it's none of your business"
- said he went to eat at Chick-fil-A with Kat yesterday, "so it was less than $20"

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-edit- And now, 5 minutes into today's gameplay, Twitch seems to be having issues with the chat. It's frozen completely.

Update: after being offline for a little over 5 minutes, chat's working again.
 
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