Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Ariel]

This guy is creepy, but I think Davecat is worse.

 

[MerriedManJr]

Is this supposed to be affectionate teasing or an actual quarrel?

You can be totally racist and sexist and still be an SJW you just have to feel like you stand for a few specific ideals in a vauge way, speak the lingo, and have the blessing of a few higher level vetted SJWs.

It's supposed to be affectionate. Remember that he's playing both parts so this is what his ideal romance looks like. During gamergate he became a total sjw, but his weirdness is what makes him interesting. Apparantly if you leave a negative comment on one of his youtube videos he subscribes to your channel. It's just a bunch of unexplainable, unsettling stuff like that.

 

[Meowthkip]

Thanks, guys.

Thank you for introducing me to the newest star of my nightmares.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

The one thing I've learned from this thread is that they make some really, really realistic looking sex dolls these days.

Dude these look fake compared to the crazy japanese ones. One guy even turned his into a robot and admitted to the mainstream press she has a vag with sensors... he swore up and down that he didn't fuck it. But come on he was an unemployed nerd.. and honestly if one of those things sat around my house long enough I'd wake up next to it with a hangover one morning.

I actually find his videos really convincing except they're weird.. a normal guy would be like "Uhm here we are at disney world, he we were at her parent's house". I don't even know what any girl I've dated would be like if I said "hey let me totally grope your boob in a weird clinical manner and take a video for the internet".. "Next I want you to look around with your eyes for me ok?"

And actually if there were a bunch of trolls accusing me of not having a gf I would just let them win because the next logical step is doing a google image search for her facebook and getting me cut off.

 

[melty]

The impressive one for me is "her" holding the kitten. I can barely hold my cat for more than five seconds without her noping off and I'm an actual human with muscles that's not trying to make sexy poses for the internet. Then again, do realdolls have bad angles? I mean they sometimes look comically like cheap blow up dolls, but do they ever get fatface or something?

 

[Colress]

i'm still giving this guy the benefit of the doubt. the rumors surrounding ashleigh are definitely founded, but some people simply move weird. though admittedly, in the gifs posted, i saw no indication of breathing movements. that's pretty good evidence right there, but part of me is still guarded. i'd probably need to see more to believe one way or the other. either way, this is pretty interesting.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I kind of have a wire-haired theory on Kimi - I believe that's her name - and I am quite certain this is not true (but a scary thought.)

I believe there are two Kimi's in Coffin's life, a mail-ordered bride (an actual human) and the realdoll which was mailed to him (a realistic toy.)

Kimi could be a real person who might be a mail-ordered bride, who has a doppelganger Reallife doll that Coffin plays his fantasies with: Kimi refuses/declines his offers and so he uses his real doll to react the way he wants: posing for pictures and having children. The thing is, we see little of real Kimi and the rest is the real doll. Why is Kimi not showing herself? Perhaps she's shy; but a scarier thought is that she might be a missing person, eloped with a partner or something that requires a low profile.

Kimi's being emulated by Coffin, the real Kimi is a mail-ordered bride.

He saved up 6k to buy one but remember what else is 6K USD?

 

[Dudeofteenage]

You can be totally racist and sexist and still be an SJW you just have to feel like you stand for a few specific ideals in a vauge way, speak the lingo, and have the blessing of a few higher level vetted SJWs.

Yeah, this is the thing about SJWs - they have an extremely narrow view of what it means to be anti-sexist/anti-racist that is almost entirely based on how you express yourself online. I think this is why it attracts bullshit converts - people who can't be bothered to actually try to unpick their shitty ideas about women or minorities and instead want a fast-track program to instant progressive status naturally gravitate to SJW communities.

This is why it bugs me that a lot of people conflate "SJW" with "extremist anti-racist/anti-sexist". You can be an extremist without being an SJW. In fact you can be an SJW without actually being that extreme, a lot of SJWs are surprisingly centrist in terms of their actual political goals.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I'm an animation enthusiast. My experience comes mostly from watching DVD commentaries on animated films, but I know a little bit about stop motion.

If this is stop motion then he must have a way of controlling her eyes, probably by a lever in the back of her head. That's how it's usually done in modern stop motion. He couldn't be taking off her glasses and moving her eyes by hand because her hair falls in front of them. Do they make realdolls with these kinds of controls? Seems kind of odd. Worth noting is that her glasses appear to have functional lenses.

EDIT: I think I noticed something. There seems to be a small tuft of hair sticking out on one side of her head that moves oddly. You'll see this a lot in amateur stop motion, especially on characters with loose clothing or lots of hair. If her eye controls are on her head I would expect to see some of her hair out of place between frames. I think this is part of the reason why the picture is so bad. It's hard to tell if her hair is really moving or if it's just the lighting changing with every frame (which in itself is probably an indication of stop motion shenanigans).

This one weirds me the fuck out. There's definitely a real person holding the cat but... those eyes... Maybe the face was photoshopped in later? The cat blinks so at least part of this was filmed in real time. Just... what... what I am looking at?

Without knowing anything about the guy I probably wouldn't look twice at the second gif. The picture quality is shit, but it looks normal enough. There's definitely something weird going on in the first gif. It's too jerky and unnatural. Well, they both are, but the first one especially.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

i'm still giving this guy the benefit of the doubt. the rumors surrounding ashleigh are definitely founded, but some people simply move weird. though admittedly, in the gifs posted, i saw no indication of breathing movements. that's pretty good evidence right there, but part of me is still guarded. i'd probably need to see more to believe one way or the other. either way, this is pretty interesting.

Uhm I don't think that the pictures.. other than the weird photoshopped one... really say much. I think it's weird that he so badly wants everyone to know about his girlfriend and he doesn't post the sort of pictures that guys have on their phones and facebooks. "Here she is hiding her face cause she woke up and thinks she looks ugly, here we are getting wasted at the bar, oh we love pizza!, here we are at the hospital for some baby shit..." so on and so on. I think the pictures of her are actually very convincing. It's not what's there.. it's what's not there.
I don't have any pictures of girlfriends moving their eyes for me or demonstrating the realistic bounce of their tits.

Then there is the history, the awkward ex-gf chat with the racist lovers banter... I've seen plenty of biracial couples poking fun at each other and have dated other races... it's just off and gay and unrealistic. Plus the fact he doesn't have a great personality and he looks mediocre... there is no reason for him to consistently date girls who could model unless he's very rich.

There is no doubt it's all fake, it's just hard to believe because he goes through great lengths to try and make it believable, who knows how many days he worked on any of these short clips or whatever, how many tries he had with the cat... I don't even want to know about the baby.

 

[Enig]

Lel, you people just now got to this. Feels good to be on the ground floor for things as usual.

 

[Colress]

Uhm I don't think that the pictures.. other than the weird photoshopped one... really say much. I think it's weird that he so badly wants everyone to know about his girlfriend and he doesn't post the sort of pictures that guys have on their phones and facebooks. "Here she is hiding her face cause she woke up and thinks she looks ugly, here we are getting wasted at the bar, oh we love pizza!, here we are at the hospital for some baby shit..." so on and so on. I think the pictures of her are actually very convincing. It's not what's there.. it's what's not there.
I don't have any pictures of girlfriends moving their eyes for me or demonstrating the realistic bounce of their tits.

Then there is the history, the awkward ex-gf chat with the racist lovers banter... I've seen plenty of biracial couples poking fun at each other and have dated other races... it's just off and gay and unrealistic. Plus the fact he doesn't have a great personality and he looks mediocre... there is no reason for him to consistently date girls who could model unless he's very rich.

There is no doubt it's all fake, it's just hard to believe because he goes through great lengths to try and make it believable, who knows how many days he worked on any of these short clips or whatever, how many tries he had with the cat... I don't even want to know about the baby.

oh jeez well you do have a really good point. he tries to hard to make people believe that ashleigh is real. but Valiant's theory holds water and a lot of it. if anything, i definitely believe in that theory.

 

[EI 903]

Some of the pics look pretty good, then you get shitty ones like this.

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[Springer]

These photos were supposed to be taken at different times. But no wear on the boots(the leather folds are unchanges in the littlest) and the identical stance.

Since legit records did pop up of the wedding/baby, my own theory is that the normal looking Girl with the braces who is very clearly real and has a slim but normal body and is Fotoed with the baby is his actual wife. He fabricates everything in the Blog using a combo or photoshop and the real doll. It's the same typing style and his sense of humour/what he thinks an ideal geekgirl should be.
I don't think the real wife even knows about the blog she is alleged to writes.

Really there has to be something to hide or he would have just taken a not grainy Video of all three of them together, he has a very fine Camera he uses for his amazingly unfunny comedy videos. He could easily use that and take even a small Video. He has a Vine website account where he makes small Videos to beg for Paetron money(which is the hobby of SJW), so he could do that in a matter of minutes and end all the speculation. Instead he makes endless posts on 8chan and Tweeting.


*Edit: ACH GOTT! Look at the post above mine by Hellblazer , it is another outfit another ste of Fotos with the exact same leg stance!!

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm an animation enthusiast. My experience comes mostly from watching DVD commentaries on animated films, but I know a little bit about stop motion.

If this is stop motion then he must have a way of controlling her eyes, probably by a lever in the back of her head. That's how it's usually done in modern stop motion. He couldn't be taking off her glasses and moving her eyes by hand because her hair falls in front of them. Do they make realdolls with these kinds of controls? Seems kind of odd. Worth noting is that her glasses appear to have functional lenses.

This one weirds me the fuck out. There's definitely a real person holding the cat but... those eyes... Maybe the face was photoshopped in later? The cat blinks so at least part of this was filmed in real time. Just... what... what I am looking at?

Without knowing anything about the guy I probably wouldn't look twice at the second gif. The picture quality is shit, but it looks normal enough. There's definitely something weird going on in the first gif. It's too jerky and unnatural. Well, they both are, but the first one especially.

First gif might just have a reduced frame rate. It's really jerky, which is why it looks animated.

Even if there is a real woman in all of these, she's so bleached she doesn't look like a real person in them. LOL at that exposure.

 

[blackie toy]

I kind of have a wire-haired theory on Kimi - I believe that's her name - and I am quite certain this is not true (but a scary thought.)

I believe there are two Kimi's in Coffin's life, a mail-ordered bride (an actual human) and the realdoll which was mailed to him (a realistic toy.)

Kimi could be a real person who might be a mail-ordered bride, who has a doppelganger Reallife doll that Coffin plays his fantasies with: Kimi refuses declines his offers and so he uses his real doll to react the way he wants: posing for pictures and having children. The thing is, we see little of real Kimi and the rest is the real doll. Why is Kimi not showing herself? Perhaps she's shy; but a scarier thought is that she might be a missing person, eloped with a partner or something that requires a low profile.

Kimi's being emulated by Coffin, the real Kimi is a mail-ordered bride.

He saved up 6k to buy one but remember what else is 6K USD?

This is a reasonable theory. The marriage certificate record looks legit enough to me. Like the only reason I'd question it would be based on the possibility that "Peter M. Coffin" is not this Peter Coffin. But I think that's pretty farfetched.

Some of the pics look pretty good, then you get shitty ones like this.

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Jesus, it's Peggy Bundy.

 

[SpessCaptain]

First gif might just have a reduced frame rate. It's really jerky, which is why it looks animated.

Even if there is a real woman in all of these, she's so bleached she doesn't look like a real person in them.

I have to agree, her body seems to be breathing and the shadow of her nose changes as she exhales.

 

[melty]

Its kind of funny people are dissecting all these videos and movements and breathing and such when the likelihood that a gorgeous F-cup, 23" waisted female nerdy atheist with flawless hair would marry a known lolcow at age 22, pop out a potato headed baby and look exactly the same three days later as she did ten months prior is like 10000000x less likely than some woman making weirdly stiff facial expressions in tumblr photos. This is all pretty funny though. I like how he got called out for having a fake girlfriend years ago, and his grand plan to get back at everyone was just to make a more convincing fake girlfriend.

 

[Foulmouth]

He's also anti-GG. So he's an SJW

Being anti gamer gate makes you an sjw ? How the fuck does that work ?

 

[Tookie]

He's also anti-GG. So he's an SJW but apparently says racist shit about Asians and has a realdoll wife, which is something you'd expect from an anti-SJW virgin.

A lot of SJWs will say racist shit about Asians. They're non-white but don't act downtrodden enough to fit into their simplistic narrative, so some of them react by raging against them.