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LostMy1stAccount said:
I like the WWE comparison, because they also retcon history in their storylines and ignore things, that were said just hours before.

Someone in this thread pointed out, that Phil's childhood/college stories are probably taken from movies, he liked to watch.
I believe that he also molds his life to be like WWE.
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so if this is normal Phil, what's Heel phil look like?
 
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Today's 5.5 hour day stream he only made $40 in tip and top cheer was that DSP Smelly Chair guy with 600 bits

So I expected another hard core begging Minecraft stream just like the last one

He better hopes Henk or RAHB or Nihilistic Golddigger show up




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LostMy1stAccount said:
I like the WWE comparison, because they also retcon history in their storylines and ignore things, that were said just hours before.

Someone in this thread pointed out, that Phil's childhood/college stories are probably taken from movies, he liked to watch.
I believe that he also molds his life to be like WWE.
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Oh totally. Recall him about his shitting and puking story which was a South Park episode. It came off so comically you couldn't take it seriously. Or the video of him telling a story to someone about how a nug of marijuana was on the floor right next to some firefighters in his college days. It just felt like it was being crafted sentence by sentence on the spot to see how they react and if they buy his bullshit. Just his mannerisms alone you could tell he was full of shit. Even more so when he crosses his arms.

That's the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so.
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
I swear that Sinn Fein guy or someone else with Sinn Fein in their name cheered before and Phil actually pronounced it correctly to my surpise. Maybe he got lucky?
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Probably something he was forced to memorize for a college class. Phil's not bad about retaining facts, at least when he's motivated to do so. He's just an idiot when it comes synthesis.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
He was clearly setting up DQB2 as a possible Minecraft replacement saying he likes it more because it tells you what to do basically and on Minecraft you just do "stuff". Will be interesting if he switches it. He honestly makes DQB2 look like complete shit because he can barely finish super easy puzzles or dodge super telegraphed boss attacks so he might struggle after what is basically the intro world.
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N0thingICanDo said:
Today's 5.5 hour day stream he only made $40 in tip and top cheer was that DSP Smelly Chair guy with 600 bits

So I expected another hard core begging Minecraft stream just like the last one

He better hopes Henk or RAHB or Nihilistic Golddigger show up




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I can hear it now, well guys we have about 45 mins left of the stream if you wanna donate to have someone in the game named after you "Wet Snort"
 
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The smelly chair thing actually makes him mad to the point of him insisting it's not a chair but a love seat. So there's that
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Its not worth it.
This Phillip's smelly chair faggot has given DSP 33 dollars so far in cheers, over the course of 6 days. Doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon, either.

Hopefully there will be no restreams tonight so he doesn't get his usual 30 percent increase in bits and tips due to "trolls" being retarded cucks.
 
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Adamska said:
Because looking like the unwashed greasy manchild you are makes you look like a successful big boy... oh wait no.
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He's such a post-post-modern parody of a human being. He wouldn't even have memes to monetize (four to six months after they become stale) were it not for detractors.
 
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So how did it go tonight in Minecraft?
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Phil purposely kills his character in The Nether to return back to the Overworld, immediately losing 46 levels of XP. He has five minutes to grab flint and steel from his storage chests to then return to The Nether to retrieve his enchanted armor, weapons, and other items before they de-spawn. When he arrives back at the Overworld, to his surprise, the Nether portal is lit, so he goes through it and comes out at an unknown location.
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Jumping through the portal again back to the Overworld, he curses out the chat because "nobody told him", and that he "fucking knew it". The blame is shifted completely from him, to the chat for not informing him about this scenario. He restarts the Xbox One console in a vein attempt to revert his error, to no luck.
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Phil rushes in to grab flint and steel from his storage chests, and continues to curse out the chat when he can't find the items immediately. This is someone who purposely spent multiple weekly sessions "expanding" his storage area, for greater capacity and easier sorting.
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Creating two fresh flint and steels, he rushes back through the Nether portal, to find his items haven't disappeared yet. Marking this as a successful recovery mission, he is gifted $100 from planetjeff.

So he recovers his shit, but loses most of the levels of XP he accumulated over the previous months. The rest of the stream is pretty bland by comparison, with lots of talk about money and singing.

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LostMy1stAccount said:
I like the WWE comparison, because they also retcon history in their storylines and ignore things, that were said just hours before.

Someone in this thread pointed out, that Phil's childhood/college stories are probably taken from movies, he liked to watch.
I believe that he also molds his life to be like WWE.
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Howard said exactly that to John Rambo during the exposure Podcast years ago. Rambo is initially flummoxed by the theory, but comes around to it by the end of the recording. Personally I think it's a legitimate theory as it makes a lot of sense.

It should also be noted that a remix music track featuring Rambo's voice is still in daily rotation on the pre-streams. I wonder how Phil would respond when asked about this, when Rambo has made it clear he wants nothing more to do with his content and wishes Phil would not continue to monetize co-op content with him in it anymore.
 
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Phil is his grifting ilk are why i want Youtube monetization to crash and burn yet on the other hand some people on Youtube that aren't bad also make money so i don't know what i feel then. All i know is: Fuck you Phil
 
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