Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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Mumkey was a noshow to The Dick Show.
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The poll should be changed to have dates with increments of weeks starting from now, not several months tbh.
 
Even the resume gap is not as big of a deal as people say it is. He can just put down "independent comedy video creator" or some shit, or explain it in person if you don't want to put it on your resume.

The problem is, I think he would rather neck himself than continue on his path to becoming an English teacher.
Lord Katt got a real job after getting by as an e-celeb for years, though he had marketable tech skills. And according to him, the company did look into his e-celeb past, and the fact he had such a history of being an asshole was stated to be a plus (it was a NYC IT firm that largely dealt with Westcoast Silicon Valley companies, very different work attitudes between NYC and SF).

I could see Mumkey doing shit like basic video editing of filmed local events or setting up a Fiver.
 
You gave thoughtful responses so I figured I'd elaborate more on certain things...

Asterios struck me as a weed and booze kinda guy, and I don't recall him mentioning or alluding to using hard drugs. But the way he uses weed and booze should definitely raise red flags.

Listen to his early 5 minute podcasts. He discusses after biggest problem ended he was abusing pain killers, almost dies, ended up in rehab, and still has issues. Unfortunately Asterios shat out so much stuff its more digging than its worth, if you feel like digging through his reddit he mentions it when denying cocain use after Jessie from PodAwful accused him of using coke, and Asterios talks about how he never tried coke but hears its great....

Then half a year ago he talks about Road Rage Chicago (or Dallas) and uses the TDS code word "cross word puzzles" to tell a story about how kimble brought Coke and how they all got high or "went skiing"

Asterios uses had drugs, he just knows what drugs are socially acceptable to talk about and which ones aren't.

Obviously Asterios deletes his own tweets almost daily, but I am fairly confident this forced apology did not happen.

Depends on how you determine "forced". I have no clue what was said and done behind the scenes, but I'm being loose with the term forced. Rather Asterios leveraged that he was right after twitter blew up at him for kicking a guy while he's down and he doubled down, passive aggressively hinted at no longer associating with someone who does stuff like that cause it hurts his job opportunities IRL and Mumkey appologizing in on air to not have Asterios leave.

I know from experience that Asterios tends to plan and plot crap like that though to have it play out a certain way in public. He's done it with me over a reddit post.

Asterios may be a male feminist, and therefore the most likely demographic to do this, but I think he also has a pretty strong idea at this point how easy it is to leak conversations. It's happened to him a lot. It's not totally beyond belief that he'd try to fuck a fan or something; he's open about meeting Sriracha that way, after all. But it does beggar belief to think he'd be soliciting nudes in any sort of archivable way. A claim like this necessitates receipts. Asterios is a shitty friend and prioritizes self-interest, but he's also pretty trepidatious. It'd be a bit out of character to fuck up in this way.

So this is where I'm a powerlevel fag a little bit. You are right. Asterios know this, thats why he did it in person at a live show with a girl who is pretty tight with a lot of TDS communities (a mod for a few). Seems like he very much didn't wanna leave a paper trail on his end. I personally knew the girl, she told me IRL. I don't expect people to listen and believe. Figure I'd just share some hot Goss.

does seem pretty apparent to me that Mumkey is, to his detriment, taking advice from Asterios behind closed doors, or perhaps asking himself what Asterios would do in his situation. It's unfortunate. He needs to get off the Internet more than anything.

I actually disagree a little. He needs to slow down his role online but unless he plans on leaving the internet, closing his patreon and getting a real job... Every moment he's not online producing something his fans like and pretending he's a winner despite his life falling apart is a moment someone wonders why the fuck are they donating to the patreon of a dude who just talks about how his haters are loser incells then cries about his problems.

Null was right. It's a business. A business can handle a slow down in production, but not a slow down in quality. The SSRIs have made him not care about being funny or taking care of his business on the outside, while his emotions still swirl and rage on the inside. What he's doing is the equivalent of being out sick for a month but checking in once every 2 weeks to meet some minimum employee attendance requirement to stay on the payroll.

The sad thing is this is all self inflicted. All he did was cheat and stick his dick in crazy. This is a saga that should of been done in 2 weeks tops. Mumkey going into theropy and trying all this shit that gets in touch with his feelings is turning him into a lolcow and he's too doped up to notice. He needs real world advice, a plan of action forward, and to treat his youtube shit like a business unless he decides getting a real job is the best course of action.

I couldn't disagree more. Mumkey needs to get a regular job for a while and see what the real world is like. This Internet shit doesn't matter.

Maybe, but what makes Mumkey's situation different is Liu. If he's life doesn't bleed online from himself is will from her, and she will air his dirty laundry just because. I think Mumkey needs to be self aware in that the way he is handling things is what is making people laugh at him. Yeah, cheating on your girl by sticking your dick in crazy is kinda bad, but everyones done something like that once or so. What makes this a shit show is how Mumkey is trying to "solve" things and his insistance that these poor decisions make him a winner. Dude, its okay to take an L. You can make good comedy around self deprecating.... but the SSRIs have him too doped up to care or put effort into it.

I think Mumkey may be literally incapable of maintaining a normal minwage (because, at this point and in his neck in the woods, that might be all he can manage to nail down) job. I'd love for him to prove me wrong but we're very much at the point where crossing that starting line is probably not even on his mind.

I agree but not for the reason people think. Sure he's the Elliot Rodgers guy, but if you watch the vids its making fun of Elliot Rodgers or serious break downs on how things like this can't be avoided.
What is a killer is the gap in his resume. Luckily there is an uptick in the economy and Mumkey being figured out would of been trickier before he lit his own shit show under his real name. An employer reads this Kiwi thread (and I'm sure other ones too) they will pass on him. If he's willing to change carreer paths or willing to pick up a trade skill (which might be good for him) then he might have a shot but if he's gonna be picky about what jobs he will and wont work he's screwed.

I agree. He doesn't even have to really change his name either. Just look at the search results for Tyler Millard:
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Even the resume gap is not as big of a deal as people say it is. He can just put down "independent comedy video creator" or some shit, or explain it in person if you don't want to put it on your resume.

The problem is, I think he would rather neck himself than continue on his path to becoming an English teacher.

I disagree, but it is possible to recover from. However he shouldn't expect to get a particularly well paying job and the teacher thing will only work if he can lay low for a year and keep his internet shit off his resume
 
And yet there are still 482 people donating money to him on patreon. For what kek

I'm not one of them any more, he just had to make the briefest of appearances - start out the call with an excuse but at least show up. If he never intended to show, he should have at least have done Dick the courtesy of letting him know.

Dick got it right when he said Mumkey was Clegging him, Tyler is no better than a confessed pedophile/Maddox supporter at this point.
 
Cream Man is an old friend of Mumkey and seems to hint at some past event that levels mumkey to Liu in some way. Seems big if ever revealed.
 

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Cream Man is an old friend of Mumkey and seems to hint at some past event that levels mumkey to Liu in some way. Seems big if ever revealed.

sounds like Mumkey either did or tried to get freaky with someone 15 +..... or he did something at the school with one of the students.... I hope to god its not worse than this. Mumkey is definitely going to end it if it turns out he regularly jerks off to hurt core or some fucked up shit like that.

Until someone says what "it" is though its just implication. To be honest the way he's talking about it there makes it seem like he's gunning for mumkey, which makes me skeptical.

If I'm gonna say it I'll say it whether or not I have the proof, but be clear I do not have the proof and give the reason. I find someone usually will come through with the proof if its a topic that interests people. This come off like people are looking to clip shit to make mumkey look like a pedo.

Then again it could be more innocent like Mumkey has a convicted pedo family member he is close to and has slowly began to sympathize with them and such. Yeah, this is a hell of a cock tease.
 
sounds like Mumkey either did or tried to get freaky with someone 15 +..... or he did something at the school with one of the students.... I hope to god its not worse than this. Mumkey is definitely going to end it if it turns out he regularly jerks off to hurt core or some fucked up shit like that.

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what in the fuck is "hurt core"?
 
I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what in the fuck is "hurt core"?


Essentially extremely violent porn that often has pedophilia mixed in, fucked up shit. That dude Peter Scully is the most famous producer of it, he made a film called Daisy's Destruction - which I thought was an urban legend until I Googled this shit.

As for the Cream Man rumour, I think it is just meant to stir up speculation and let people's imaginations run wild. The implication is that Mumkey is a pedophile himself, or something similar. But if this is something that "a lot of people know" then this would have already have been leaked. There are people out there trying to find anything to pin on Tyler so something of that magnitude, allegedly well known about, would not have remained secret.

But if there is actually something to it, then it has to be something from 2016. He stayed with Digibro for a while I believe, unless I am getting things mixed up, which would have been around 2016 - did he do something with Digibro, or for him? That's my wild speculation, I honestly think it is a big old nothing-burger.
 
But if there is actually something to it, then it has to be something from 2016. He stayed with Digibro for a while I believe, unless I am getting things mixed up, which would have been around 2016 - did he do something with Digibro, or for him? That's my wild speculation, I honestly think it is a big old nothing-burger.
If you really want to construct a decent theory, I would focus less on Digibro (a suspected pedophile) and more on David Clegg (a confirmed pedophile) and see how he acted towards that guy. I have my own idea to what Cream Man is referring to, but I would need to think about it and construct better arguments to support it.

If Cream Man came on this thread to talk about Mumkey and answer any questions we may have about him, that would be great. He's already in the Mad on the Internet Discord.

Also, I don't have a cap to support this, but I'm 100% certain Cream Man said later in that conversation that he's not saying Mumkey is a pedophile. Make sure to rule that out in any potential speculation.

Good catch. I didn't remember Mumkey being in this call at all. My bad.
You don't need to say 'my bad', you just misremembered something. It happens all the time, you're okay.

I agree. He doesn't even have to really change his name either. Just look at the search results for Tyler Millard:
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Even the resume gap is not as big of a deal as people say it is. He can just put down "independent comedy video creator" or some shit, or explain it in person if you don't want to put it on your resume.

The problem is, I think he would rather neck himself than continue on his path to becoming an English teacher.
DuckDuckGo is not that reliable when it comes to search results. Here's what happens when you look up Tyler Millard on Google.

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The Kiwi Farms thread is the fourth result. Even if people offering jobs don't look up others that much, I would think this would still be questionable.
 
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Also, I don't have a cap to support this, but I'm 100% certain Cream Man said later in that conversation that he's not saying Mumkey is a pedophile. Make sure to rule that out in any potential speculation.

came off like cream man covering his ass more than specifically denying anything, but who knows, he could have just been fucking with everyone
 

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I agree. He doesn't even have to really change his name either. Just look at the search results for Tyler Millard:
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Even the resume gap is not as big of a deal as people say it is. He can just put down "independent comedy video creator" or some shit, or explain it in person if you don't want to put it on your resume.

The problem is, I think he would rather neck himself than continue on his path to becoming an English teacher.
While I agree that Munkey could easily find employment, I totally believe his content completely shut the door on a career in education.

All it would take is one parent saying "Why the hell is a guy who idolizes Elliot Rodger teaching my daughter English?" And he'll be fucked. For crying out loud he plays a school shooter (one could argue a very fictionalized version of himself) in Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting.

It was satire, very clear satire. But we live in a world where people thought "Borat" was an actual anti-semite.
 
Regarding his employment as a teacher (the only thing he's somewhat qualified to do) and his internet profile, I have a relevant anecdote.
When I was in school, there was a teacher with a Youtube channel where he uploaded videos almost every day reviewing episodes of Nickelodeon children's shows. He thought this channel was a secret from everyone in his real life until some of the students found it and started mocking him every day about it.

While it's possible that a parent of a child may google Mumkey and find out his past, I think it's much more likely that the students would find out instead and shit on him for it or get him fired.
 
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