Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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What’s the over-under on Mumkey already being dead in a bath tub while Liu exploits his e-fame for all its worth before he fades down the memory hole?

She pretends he is alive, keeps getting his Patreon dollars, gets the attention she deeply craves, and gets to ride Dylan around while Mumkey rots in the other room.

Zoom in on Mumkey's dead stare, Baba O'Reilly starts playing -

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this mess..."
 
She pretends he is alive, keeps getting his Patreon dollars, gets the attention she deeply craves, and gets to ride Dylan around while Mumkey rots in the other room.

Zoom in on Mumkey's dead stare, Baba O'Reilly starts playing -

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this mess..."

"Well, it all started earlier this year when a chinless pedo named Liu decided to cuck me."
 
In the Unofficial Mumkey Discord he said that Liu and him weren't in contact after someone posted the tweets from Buttons (FNGRs friend) showing them talking even tho it was claimed otherwise.
https://archive.fo/i0qgQ https://archive.fo/xUpuU https://archive.fo/TvzE7
Those tweets for reference.
Anyway as it was shown in FNGRs last stream from a few hours back, they're clearly still talking.

My point being, how much should we trust Dylan at this point?
He clearly is willing to lie for his Waifu.
 
bedhead bernie's latest tweets

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haven't really been keeping tabs on him but he was defending mumkey not that long ago, looks like even he's tired of mumkey's shit now

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My point being, how much should we trust Dylan at this point?
He clearly is willing to lie for his Waifu.

I haven't trusted him since that video he made, where he spends the whole time feeling smug about the whole situation. That doesn't mean it is entirely his fault, he has been groomed by an unfeeling attention-whore furfag. This indoctrination is what makes him unreliable, especially because in his mind he can still win out - she has put him in a situation where he is the exciting "Don Juan" to Tyler's proposal of mundane married life.

There are very few people in this whole thing we can actually trust. Asterios is out to protect himself, Liu is a fucking monster, Dylan is a child who wants to win, MeatMan and CreamMan are your classic attention-seeking trolls, Assburger and Chainsaw Jackie have issues they're ignoring by attacking Mumkey - which leaves who? Dick is clearly not in the interior circle of all of this, he's as much an outsider as we are (just one who knew Tyler before all this shit). Sheepover has been bullied away, but even if she hadn't she is the ex and not privy to certain information (or even from wanting revenge of some kind). Patchy has kept himself away as a way to try and force change, but even if he hadn't I get the feeling he is kind of a useless idiot. Erich's relationship with Mumkey is professional mostly, probably hasn't heard from him since all this started.

So we're forced to rely on information "accidentally" leaked during Discord conversations. Until we get something from the Mumkey's mouth we can't trust anything. That is unless people produce evidence along with their claims, and there has been very little of that during this whole debacle.

tl;dr Trust no-one, don't believe his/her/zer lies.

EDIT: @Thirteenfifty points out Bedhead Bernie - he does seem to have an axe to grind but is probably our best bet at getting real, truthful insight. He is Mumkey's friend, helps with editing, but has his own YouTube channel and career to worry about, so the only benefit I can see him gaining is to try and help a friend (even if that help is in posting how much of a shit that friend is being). Maybe someone knows his character better than me though, only recently started watching his videos and had only heard of him tangentially before then.
 
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In the Unofficial Mumkey Discord he said that Liu and him weren't in contact after someone posted the tweets from Buttons (FNGRs friend) showing them talking even tho it was claimed otherwise.
Buttons is a delusional psycho crazy genderstick that loves to insert itself into other people's drama and fancies itself some sort of pedo hunter. Take everything it says with a grain of salt.
 
In a world full of furries, INSANE adultery and pedophiles who don’t go to prison. Mumkey Jones, thats me, and my furry girlfriend try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help you survive suicide.
"Well, it all started earlier this year when a chinless pedo named Liu decided to cuck me."
I honest to God hope Tyler reaches the other side of his tunnel, because both of these are things I could totally see Mumkey saying and it's hilarious.
I wish we were still at the point where "performance art piece" was a plausible explanation.
 
If he could just... I don't know, some how own it all like The Amazing Atheist calmly accepted the clip of the banana up the ass, he might come out okay. If he would show up on some fucking shows, let alone his own various projects which he seems to be dismantling.

But I do believe Liu is gonna sap the life out of him. He's not aware, or willing to acknowledge, who he's dealing with. I don't forgive his possible apologia for a fucking pedophile, but I hope he can find the courage to create again. His shit was always hit or miss, often hard to watch due to pure cringe, but the sheer breadth of work he's done is pretty impressive. He does have a great sense of satire - if only he'd turn it on himself.
 
In the Unofficial Mumkey Discord he said that Liu and him weren't in contact after someone posted the tweets from Buttons (FNGRs friend) showing them talking even tho it was claimed otherwise.
https://archive.fo/i0qgQ https://archive.fo/xUpuU https://archive.fo/TvzE7
Those tweets for reference.
Anyway as it was shown in FNGRs last stream from a few hours back, they're clearly still talking.

My point being, how much should we trust Dylan at this point?
He clearly is willing to lie for his Waifu.
In the Unofficial Mumkey Discord he said that Liu and him weren't in contact after someone posted the tweets from Buttons (FNGRs friend) showing them talking even tho it was claimed otherwise.
https://archive.fo/i0qgQ https://archive.fo/xUpuU https://archive.fo/TvzE7
Those tweets for reference.
Anyway as it was shown in FNGRs last stream from a few hours back, they're clearly still talking.

My point being, how much should we trust Dylan at this point?
He clearly is willing to lie for his Waifu.
I’m willing to bet this was the compromise in their relationship. She gets to cuck Mumkey online only and in turn she doesn’t leave him and lives with him so he’s not alone. That and he probably threatened to kill himself if she leaves
 
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